We were attempting to quietly get inside a castle to kill they're psychotic king and save a dragonborn princess...
DM: The door is locked and cannot be picked.
Paladin (Half-Orc): I choose to break the door open quietly.
DM: You can’t just…break a door quietly.
Fighter (Human): What if he bends the door from the top?
DM: IT’S A WOODEN DOOR. YOU CAN’T BEND WOOD.
Fighter: Well we know that, but does the door know that?
DM: You can’t be serious.
Cleric (Harpy): Yeah who says the door knows it can’t bend!
DM: For fuck sake fine I’ll roll for the DOOR’S intelligence.
(rolls a 1)
DM: Oh my fucking god.
Paladin: Hell yeah! All right so I quietly bend the door open…