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anonymous asked:

Okay but this thought came into my head &it won't go away but imagine Sterek(these idiots that I just LOVE)being best friends & Stiles has a huge crush &is trying to get over it by dating someone else and Derek being the truest bro that he is (yeah sure Derek that's it) comes up w a plan to pretend they're dating to get the guy jealous & ask stiles out (he's totally not trying to woo stiles w his romance skills nope nuh UH!) and Stiles is just like this is not helping but don't stop ever please

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE TROPES EVER. Especially when they are best friends because this possibly means years of pining. 

Stiles being certain he’s going to marry Derek from the age of six. He gets Claudia to pick out Batman china patterns with him that first day he comes home from school, yelling that he made a new friend WHO HATES JACKSON JUST AS MUCH!! 

Derek only realising he has “more than friends” feelings for Stiles when Stiles starts dating someone because, hey, what’s some other dude doing laughing at Stiles’ stupid jokes and why does THIS dude get to stare at Stiles like he’s the universe, that’s HIS job and - oh, wait. 

I’m really tempted to write a fic of this, if I can. I just love this kind of thing beyond words.

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“Alexander Pope declares his love to Lady Mary, who responds with laughter”

If you’ve never heard of Lady Mary Wortley Montagu (1689-1762), I highly recommend you check out her Wikipedia page (as a start). She was the wife of the British ambassador to Turkey and wrote about her travels in her letters. A highly intelligent, well-educated and charming woman, she is lauded both for being one of the first to make an earnest attempt to gain a better understanding of Turkish customs and culture, as well as challenging 18th century attitudes towards women. Even when she was married, she was also wooed by various men, among them Alexander Pope, who took her rejection of him so badly that he slandered her name in one of his works.

Anatomy of a Tweet Fest......

Well last night’s little twitter love fest was interesting, wasn’t it?   And I’ve seen lots of people commenting on what they thought it meant.

 Was it Sam and Cait giving a big FU to fans?  

 Was it Sam and Cait letting fans know they’re still together?  

 Was it Sam and Cait getting giddy and silly because of a night shoot?  

 Let me tell you exactly what last night’s little twitter love fest meant……it meant that sometime in the last 48 hours a couple of people got their ass chewed by a PR exec.

 I’d heard yesterday that Outlander’s social media numbers were down, not any specifics just a general comment from our statistician who knows I love the show and books.  At the time, I gave it a “Humph” but after last night I have to wonder and may check just how “down” they were.     This is major for a show that won’t be on the air until September, social media is all they have right now.   And let me tell you - if you don’t think that Outlander/Starz PR has people out there perusing social media to keep a handle on the temperature of fans, I’ve got some swamp land in Manhattan I’d like to sell you.  

 Last nights “Tweet Fest” was a PR move pure and simple.  Think about what they’re filming right now.  Why on earth would Sam and Cait be tweeting each other when they were filming together on the same set?  If they wanted to tell each other how tired they were, all they had to do was talk to each other, LOL!  Not to mention, the JustJared story coming out mere minutes after the tweets started.   Come one people have you never heard of subtlety?

 Somebody told them to get out on social media and remind the fans why we fell in love with them in the first place.  It’s what we call “corrective PR”.   They weren’t trying to say “FU” to the fans, they were trying to woo us.

 Did it work?  Who knows.  But if it did I’ll expect them to keep up the social media love for a day or two then just go back to old habits.

 What if it didn’t work?   Well now if the little twitter fest didn’t get the numbers back to PR’s liking – I expect two things:

 1.      I expect a candid pic of Sami and Cait enjoying time together over the weekend.   Maybe a selfie or a fan pic (and if you don’t believe fan pics are staged sometimes – got some more of that swampland…)

And

2.      I expect MM to fade into the woodwork – at least for a while.

 Now I know what you’re thinking…. this means that Starz has been playing us all along with the whole Sam/Cait couple thing.  Sam’s with MM, Cait’s with Tony, and we’re all just a bunch of fools.    No, it doesn’t mean the afore mentioned is true – doesn’t mean it’s not.  It simply means that PR knows what makes fans happy and statistics jump.   This was crisis management and it followed one simple formula.

 Event (Cait’s pic) = Outcome (dropped social media stats) which yield Counter Event (Twitter Fest) and these Counter Events will change, escalate, and continue until social media numbers rise to acceptable thresholds.

 Whether you fall for it or not– well that’s up to you.

BECAUSE THIS IS ALL IVE BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS, have a catering au~ 

Rhys is the owner and he’s pretty much the best boss anyone could ever have. Quality pay.  Good manners. Everything runs smoothly under him. 

Amren is the manager under him, but no one ever sees her do anything. She shows up to events and probably orders linen or something and she always has an opaque starbucks cup in hand that never has coffee in it. No one’s sure what she drinks but they just know that you don’t mess with Amren’s stuff. Always well dressed, usually black slacks and a pristine, pressed shirt with a statement necklace every time.  Never eats any of the food despite being around it 24/7.

Mor manages the staff and is ON HER GAME. She sends out a prompt, color coordinated schedule every week and everyone’s times are always perfect. She knows what she’s about. She’s pretty hands on with running everything, and always makes an effort to check in on every event and help run them. She’s also the only one to show up at a 6 am shift on a saturday morning still in her club dress from the night before with heels in hand (she always keeps a change of clothes in her office for nights like those). Always keeps things fun, especially on long days and always brings in snacks for everyone in the mornings and organizes a work party for every excuse she can. (They definitely have monthly parties to celebrate everyone’s birthday in that month)

Cassian, oh Cassian… is the chef. The kitchen is loud and he’s usually laughing and he always, always keeps his hair in a bun and fills out his jacket very nicely (Nesta approves). His food is to die for and he’s always throwing in a few extra things he whips up for the staff. He comes with them to events to help plate food and will check up on the crowd to make sure they like everything. Could probably take a rack out of an oven and not feel a thing. Fingertips are probably burned off at this point, it’s a running joke that if anything is too hot to carry, Cass can just handle it for you. (he always jokes that he can carry all the burning hot things because he’s equally as hot and Nesta is just -_- even though she’s basically in agreement)  

Azriel is the baker, and he makes all the breads and desserts they serve. He and Cass work hand in hand a lot to get everything done and they’re always asking each other to try their thing to make sure it tastes good. Az prefers being in the back of house because he doesn’t particularly enjoy the interacting part of the job and it’s usually chaotic in front of everyone. And every once in a while, when Mor is having a bad day, he makes sure there are “extra” slices of her favorite triple chocolate cake on her desk that he definitely didn’t make just for her, not at all. 

Nesta is a server who’s relatively new, but still gets it done. She sets tables like a beast and everything she does is precise, clean, and even if she’s just pushed that one disturbingly massive hotbox half a mile to a venue, she’s never sweaty or has a hair out of place, it’s truly astonishing. She also definitely doesn’t have a thing for the chef. Not at all. It’s not like she stares at his forearms when he rolls up the sleeves of his white uniform or always casually suggests that she can be the one to go pick up the food from the kitchen. 

Elain is another server who pretty much always ends up working the bars. She can be a little slow setting things up sometimes, but she’s still a hard worker and everyone loves her enough that she could take fifty years to set a beverage station and everyone would still smile at her. She enjoys the jobs that involve interacting with people and can somehow magically pour red wine over a white tablecloth and keep them absolutely pristine.

Feyre is a server too, so she does everything, but they usually leave the design elements up to her. She’ll help Cass plate the food sometimes, or arrange a board of fruit into cool shapes.  She and Rhys are shamelessly dating even though everyone is ??? “wait ur dating ur boss?” No one cares though, and its usually never a problem except that one time Mor walked into Rhys’s office without knocking and found them making out with her sitting in his lap. 

Lucien (you can thank @highfaelucien​ for this idea) runs the flower shop that supplies centerpieces/decorations, and he always hangs around after a delivery to talk with everyone… aka flirt with the pretty server who blushes when he hands her a flower. He has his usual beautifully long hair and will mostly keep it up for work so it doesn’t get in the way. He’s always casually, immaculately dressed and smells ridiculously good (not that Elain has noticed). He has his cartilage pierced too, and Elain definitely doesn’t drool over his earrings when he has his hair pulled back out of the way. Their interactions are mainly Lucien being >:) and ;) while Elain blushes beet red.

Other assorted pieces:  

Sometimes when they’re just finishing cleaning up, Mor and Cass will have a drink after (no one knows how they aren’t tired). Mor supplies the alcohol. Cassian supplies the dessert. They’ll sit in the empty kitchen and share a slice of cake and trade stories about all the weird stuff that happened that day. 

Nesta and Mor definitely make out at the Christmas party one year. Mor is in this little red dress with black tights and heels and they end up with red lipstick smeared all over their faces, stumbling out of the linen closet.

Cass tries to woo Nesta with food and it works better than he thought it might. At first he thinks he’ll make some big, fancy dessert, but then he’s like… nah STEAK.  Az walks by Cassian’s station and is confused at first because there’s nothing they need that for that night? But he turns it over in the pan and casually says that Nesta is hungry…. “You’re trying to romance her…. with meat???” “Steaks are sexy Azriel.” Luckily though, Cass is very :))) when he brings Nesta’s plate to her and her eyes go a little wide because he really didn’t have to do that, really he didn’t. But since its there…. She digs into it and probably lets out this moan that has Cass grinning wider and he goes down to brag to Az about her liking it. 

Az feeds the cats behind the building every night and Mor thinks its adorable. One is looking particularly worse for wear, though, and he ends up taking it home and basically adopting it. Mor proudly calls herself the kitty’s “co parent” and goes around bragging about their child to everyone while Az blushes in the background.

Nesta has been forever banned from driving the truck because her road rage + a giant truck is really not a good idea. She’s thiiiiis close to being banned from the truck whenever Cassian is in it too because they inevitably end up fucking in the back of it while he lifts her onto a cart. 

Smut bonus: 

when Nessian are finally together, he brings back homemade whipped cream and chocolate sauce for them to use ~that night~ but it just devolves into Nesta laughing so hard she’s crying because she can’t take Cassian seriously when he’s spraying whipped cream onto her boobs. 

Workout Log 3-28-17

Woo, we’re back in the gym today! Thank you to everyone who wished me well over the weekend. Today’s probably the first day since Friday where I wasn’t in a prodrome, postdrome, or active stage of a migraine. Also, happy to report I didn’t lose any progress with my lifts this morning. Not bad, not bad at all!

Going to be on my feet a lot today beyond this as well. Not a lot of cleaning got done over the weekend. I told my boyfriend, “If you do one thing for me, please clean the toilet.” FOR MY PEACE OF MIND. And, well. He didn’t. 😂🔫

Anyway–on topic! An upper body workout this morning. Pretty much an exact repeat of last week, but I maintained the higher lifts I achieved. I can dig it.

  • Treadmill Warm Up: 20 minutes
  • Chest Press: 40 lbs 3 x 12
  • Overhead Press: 30 lbs 3 x 12
  • Rear Fly: 40 lbs 3 x 12
  • Fly: 55 lbs 3 x 12 
  • Lat Pull Down: 50 lbs 3 x 12
  • Low Row: 40 lbs 3 x 12
  • Triceps Dips: 65 lbs x 12
  • Bicep Curls: 15 lb dumbbells 3 x 12
  • Triceps Extension: 15 lb dumbbell 3 x 12
  • Front Raise: 15 lb dumbbells 3 x 12
  • Lateral Side Rise: 15 lb dumbbells 3 x 12
  • Push Ups: 35

Playlist Picks: Google Music was freaking out on me this morning, so my picks are from whatever “90s love letter” radio station my gym was playing this morning. Spice Girls “Wannabe” and  Shakira “Hips Don’t Lie.” I don’t have either on my playlist, but I have gotten them stuck in my head a million times before. LOL. 

  • Lance: I've traversed the universe trying to win the heart of every lovely alien lady I've come across. But each time has ended in heart wrenching failure.
  • Lance: But now I stand before YOU the undeniable master of wooing extraterrestrial beauties.
  • Lance: I am but a novice. Teach me your ways so that I may one day become a master like you!
  • .........
  • Keith's dad: Well first ya need a big ol' pickup truck-

bashfyl  asked:

Prompt: Sterek ;) Derek woos his mate the wolf way. :D

This is one of my favorite tropes! So glad I got to write it! Also on ao3!

Stiles wished he could say it was the first time he had found a dead animal on his doorstep. He really did. But it wasn’t.

For the past few days, five in a row to be exact, he had found all sorts of small, fluffy little woodland animals lying dead and bloody on his front porch. They ranged from squirrels, their furry tails soaked in blood, to birds, their feathers strewn around the doormat, to rabbits, who apparently were not fast enough to outrun whoever or whatever was leaving them on the front stoop.

Initially, he had thought it was one of their neighbor’s cats, the old woman a few houses down who owned a veritable army of feline companions having recently procured two more cat cadets. But on the fourth day, he had walked out of the house to check if they had gotten any mail only to find a large raccoon with its throat slashed open, blood seeping out onto the doormat that they had just replaced.

No matter how fierce those cats were, he doubted they could do such gruesome damage. And so, he had begun considering other culprits who may have been leaving the dead animals.

It had started with a dead bird, a blue jay lying on the top step of their front porch. Stiles had found it while leaving for school in the morning, taking a few minutes out of his morning rush to bury the poor thing in the front yard before heading off to school. He figured it had simply keeled over in exhaustion, no obvious injuries save for a few molted feathers, and moved on.

The next day he had found two dead squirrels, deep claw marks raked down their sides, on the front porch. He had wrinkled his nose at the grisly sight, running back inside to grab a plastic bag to shove them in before tossing them into another shallow grave by the blue jay. That was when he began having the sneaking suspicion that a cat was responsible for the morbid little deliveries.

The day after the squirrels, he found the rabbit. Its throat was open, a hole about the size of a cat’s mouth oozing bright scarlet blood onto the doormat, absolutely ruining it. Groaning, and internally cursing crazy cat people, Stiles held his nose and cleaned up the scene, again burying the poor victim and dumping the doormat into their trash can.

The raccoon was next, sullying the new welcome mat that Stiles had picked up after his last class the day before. Curiously inspecting the raccoon, finding wounds too large to have been inflicted by a cat, Stiles had reached another, new conclusion ― there was some new supernatural threat in Beacon Hills and it was killing poor, defenseless animals and dumping them on Stiles’ porch.

Why he didn’t know, but it was the only feasible thing he could think of. He had taken his theory to others, asking around to see if anyone else had noticed anything strange lately. No one else had.

He had gone to Deaton at the vet clinic to ask if he had any information about anything weird going on with any of the local animals. Deaton had denied that anything unusual was going on with any animals, neither domestic or otherwise, for once actually foregoing any cryptic responses. Though, he did mention that parvo was more common than usual that year.

After talking to Deaton, he went to Chris Argent, figuring the ex-hunter would have information on any supernatural goings-on that Deaton did not know about. Argent didn’t know anything either, indulging Stiles’ curious nature and patiently answering his strange inquisitions with as much patience as someone who had been woken up at four thirty a.m. could muster.

Afterward, he had dropped in to visit his dad at the station, hoping that it wasn’t just happening to them, even though it would be just his luck. The Sheriff let him rifle through recent reports of strange, out of the ordinary activities but all he found were reports filed about suspicious looking teenagers hanging around outside of local convenience stores. There had been no reports of rabies, either, dashing another one of Stiles’ theories.

And, of course, he had gone to the pack as soon as he began to suspect that the dead animals may have a more sinister origin than simply falling prey to some pet cat roaming the neighbor. No one in the pack had noticed anything amiss, no supernatural threats or random dead animals on any doorsteps.

Peter had made some snide little comment about Valentine’s Day coming up soon, pointing out that Stiles probably had a psychopathic secret admirer who thought that leaving dead animals on his porch was the epitome of romance. With Stiles’ luck, it was a disturbingly real possibility, one he wouldn’t discount.

The other betas had dissolved into a bout of raucous laughter, even Boyd chuckling under his breath at the comment, but Stiles hadn’t been very amused. Rolling his eyes at the remark, Stiles had noticed that the tips of Derek’s ears had been burning bright red, a sure sign that the alpha was blushing at something. Probably due to secondhand embarrassment, Stiles figured.

Now, there he was, standing on his front porch in his Spiderman pajamas, looking down at that day’s little ‘gift’ ― a twelve point buck, lying dead on the walkway in front of the porch, a large hole in its chest. Ripped out of the buck’s ripped, its bloody heart lay on the front porch just inches from his bare foot, a single red rose laid beside it.

He almost threw up.

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Bf! Haechan

  • DONGHYUCKIE
  • Ooh this boy had his eyes on you the moment you entered the room
  • Constantly looking at you and falling into a daydream and then realising that he has to act all manly and charming and has to woo you off your feet
  • but he just appeared really closed off when you first talked to him. Like he wasn’t interested in the conversation at all
  • He lowkey bullied you and made fun of you which would get you really sad
  • But then he would also make random jokes and you would laugh so hard and he would stare at you like awwwww but then when you’d notice him staring at you he’d look away. Because he’s still a shy baby
  • Purposefully bumping into you just to catch your attention 
  • But one day you got a secret note saying to meet them after school in the school playground
  • You were a little unsure if you should go or not because it could be a trap but you went along any way given your curiosity 
  • Haechan stood alone in the park, playing with the grass with his feet. You were surprised to see him, forgetting that you had to meet up with ‘someone’ (of course you didn’t realise it was Haechan who was that someone)
  • “Why’re you here Haechan?” You asked and he blushed and said “ I was waiting for you” and you went like what?????? and then realised that he was the one who wrote you the note
  • You were unsure about it but you said yes when he asked you out. The whole night you couldn’t sleep and you kept on laughing and tossing and turning reminiscing about the day’s events
  • Haechan spends his lunch time with you, like two ‘ol friends always at each other’s heels, making fun of you, roasting you, not letting you live, the norm
  • but then you’d go on cute cake shop dates and he’ll eat your food too 
  • “ya watch what you’re eating, I dont want you to kill me when I pick you up on our wedding day”
  • “Did you wash today? You hair smells” *continues sniffing your hair and hugging you*
  • stealing your things and blaming it on Mark
  • “Can I have your rubber?” “Do you have a pencil I can use?”
  • “DONGHYUK YOU SHOULD’VE LEFT YOURSELF HOME AS WELL”
  • “THEN WHO WOULD BE HERE TO PROTECT YOU HUH”
  • Extra af
  • He protected you one time from that ball approaching you and never lets you forget it
  • cute af hugs and him ruffling your hair after
  • kisses on the cheeks when he pisses you off
  • lots and lots of aegyo 
  • “I’m your cutie Haechan”
  • Buys you food and cute things he finds in the shops
  • and is so casual about like ‘here eat’ or ‘here i saw this and i thought u shud have it’
  • stares at you in class and gets detention for not paying attention
  • adhering to your arm and refusing to let go
  • rap battles, singing songs while walking home
  • him walking you home cuz he needs to protect you
  • gets so worried when you’re sick and brings food over to your place and checks on you
  • so scared of your parents its actually funny
  • “YA Y/N WHY DO U HAVE ME AS HAECHAN ON YOUR PHONE? WHY ARE THERE NO EMOJIS AND THOSE CUTE LITTLE THINGS GIRLS DO WHEN THEY’RE IN A RELATIONSHIP??”
  • Gets butt hurt easily
  • and doesn’t talk to you and acts all petty
  • gets jealous easily, at first he didnt even like you talking to boys
  • “Why dont u go and eat with that boy you were asking for homework”
  • “Mark get away from her, you’ll infect her with your stupidity”
  • But gets rlly cute too sometimes
  • wants you to not go home when he’s walking you and gives you a sad puppy look
  • knows your weaknesses and exploits them shamelessly 
  • so shameless it hurts
  • dance practice gatherings
  • dances extra hard to show off
  • waits for you if his classes finish early
  • sends you funny memes 
  • your texts are so funny and he doesnt let you study sometimes and its so annoying
  • but your conversations are so cute
  • “did u change my name yet”
  • your boyfriend is a cute savage kid who must be protected

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Hi guys!! First post that’s not just a picture of my workspace…

So personally, I can’t study in silence. I love studying with music and Spotify is my savior. Searching and downloading each and every song for iTunes is a pain in the ass, and the playlists on Spotify are so easy to make and find. I’ve compiled some some playlists that I use throughout a typical school day (obviously I don’t use every one each day, but these are my favorites) that help me stay focused and wind down. (And yes, Spotify is free!! Woo)

MORNING

RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL

STUDYING :(

  • for easy work (like worksheets or foreign lang hw): 1, 2, 3
  • for feeling like you’re at a coffee shop or cute cafe: 1 (soft jazz), 2 (piano bar)
  • for complete de-stressing: 1, 2
  • for hard shit/focusing (like textbook reading or lit): 1, 2

CHILLING

SLEEP!

Then again you can just listen to one playlist the whole day. But that’s boring.

bullied//marauders x reader

request// Hello! Could u do an imagine where rhe reader is like bff with the marauders, but they get very angry with her and then a bully is harrasing her and the marauders come and they help her? Thank you love❤️ warnings//bullying, some crude language

Y/N had instantly clicked with James, Sirius, Remus and Peter the first day they had met. Defying their ‘only boys allowed rule’ and coming up with some of the best pranks they had ever pulled, she was definitely their best friend. She helped Peter with his homework, and overcome his insecurities, she helped James try and woo Lily Evans, she helped Sirius to get over his awful family, and she helped and supported Remus throughout every full moon. Everything was fine. Until today.

For some reason, the boys had been ignoring her, sending dirty looks (although Remus was sending more apologetic ones)and shoving past her in the corridors. Y/N was beyond confused, and she tried to think over anything she could of done, but nothing came to mind. It was quite upsetting really, being ganged up on like she was.

The first thing she thought of doing was going to Lily, who was sat reading a book in the common room.

‘Hey, Lily.. do you have any idea why the marauders suddenly hate me?’

Lily rolled her eyes and sighed. 'Apparently, they’re annoyed that you helped a first year slytherin with they’re homework, which is frankly ridiculous!’ She said, snapping her book shut.

'O-oh, thanks Lily.’ She said, backing out of the common room with a few silent tears running down her cheeks.

She knew she was being over dramatic, but she loathed being ignored, and she was only trying to help in the first place! She hates how she messes everything up.

As she slowly walks down the corridor, she can hear voices in the distance. They grow louder as she goes closers, and before she knows it there is a cold hand around her mouth. She squeaks, panicking, her eyes widened.

'Hello filthy little mudblood. I heard that even your friends don’t want you around any more.. maybe they’ve finally realised what filthy blood you have and don’t want to be contaminated by it. I don’t blame them really.’

The words stung, and Y/N cried out as fingernails dug into her cheeks.

Her capture was about to open their mouth again before-

'Hey!What the fuck are you doing!’

Y/N breathed in relief. Remus.

He stormed over and clubbed the capture in the face, before casting a few of his favourite hexes.

'I’m so sorry Y/N, he shouldn’t of said those things, and it wasn’t reasonable to go along with the boys, you were only trying to help-’

'It’s fine Remus, Honestly.’

Remus Lupin was not having it. He had always been like an older brother to you, extremely protective, and taking no ones bullshit.

'Not until those bloody gits apologise as well. Come on, we’re going to the boys dorms.’

As soon as they arrive, Remus-no-chill-Lupin kicks down the door in his anger, and gives his friends the 'don’t-fuck-with-me-right-now’ look.

'Alright you poncy fuckers! You little shits are going to apologise to this lovely women, right here, and right now. I just found her being BULLIED, and it was mainly because people think that WE left her. I was a complete plonker, and so were you three, so bloody apologise now, before I write to your mothers informing them that I caught you all wanking to your great aunts pictures, and that I am extremely concerned about your sexual health.’

James, Sirius and Peter, who had never heard their friend this angry before, blushed sheepishly, and avoided eye contact with Y/N, who was currently holding back a giggle.

'Sorry Y/N,’ Peter was the first to speak, 'We were stupid to be so horrible to you, and we will try and be better friends from now on.

Y/N beamed. 'Apology accepted Peter!’ Peter beamed back.

'Sorry Y/N..’ James and Sirius said at the same time, looking like two toddlers that had been caught with their hands in the biscuit tin.

Y/N raised an eyebrow. 'Apology accepted, morons.’ She was slightly less forgiving towards them, as they were the main two to be so mean.

'Now, we better have a bloody group hug, or I swear, I will let Lucius Malfoy fuck me in front of the whole school.’ Remus piped up, causing everyone to scramble together around remus, who still looked slightly menacing.

All was well.

THIS WAS SO CRINGE IM SORRYYYYT

Hello beans!  

Comic tonight or tomorrow but in the mean time let’s try something new - commissions! Let me draw your face! They’re perfect for tumblr icons, instagram/facebook/twitter profile pics, or just to say I drew you ;) And the best part is, my schedule is open enough right now to get them done pretty dang quick! I’ll even post some of them in a few days so everybody can see your beautiful Hello-World-Face 😘😘

Message me directly if you’re interested! They probably won’t be this price for long, and the first person to order one, gets it for free! Woo! ❤️❤️

-Elijah

anonymous asked:

Headcanon on Batsis dating Wally? ✌🏼✌🏼

Thank you for the request! You just helped pushed me forward with wanting to write a something for these two! Hope you enjoy this!

  • Batsis dating Wally would be a gradual thing; it’s not a ‘love-at-first-sight’ type of thing but more of a slow, sudden realization of ‘oh-my-god-i-do-like-him’ that happens once you are slightly older. The relationship the two of you have would grow from being just friends to close friends and to lovers!
  • Your dates would always be interrupted, whether it be by Dick and occasionally by Damian who is still a bit rough with Wally but Wally just laughs it off whenever Damian threatens to cut him, until you had to tell him that Damian is being absolutely serious so now Wally tries to keep his hands to himself whenever Damian’s around.
  • Going on dates with Wally is the one thing you look forward to the most! After working hard on missions and those lonely nights of being apart, dates with Wally really loosens you up! Wally’s very considerate with your feelings (although this didn’t happen without the occasional head slaps from Dick!) so your dates are always filled with laughter and just some you-me time between the two of you. If there’s a fair in town, Wally will definitely not hesitate to bring you there!
  • Between the two of you, Wally’s a much better cook and he’s always cooking dinner for you because sometimes that’s the only time the two of you will be able to meet up and spend some time together. When it’s Wally’s birthday, you would go out of your way to ask his parents about what he likes to eat (as of late!) and would ask Alfred to teach you how to make them because unfortunately for you, you aren’t as skilled in the kitchen as you are out in the field. (Wally loves the effort you put in though!)
  • When the two of you fight, you would always end up going back to the manor and sulk. You would ignore all calls from Wally and Dick because you just want to be left alone and wallow in self misery.
  • To make you forgive him, Wally would come by the manor and would do his best to woo you and make you forgive him. He will have you sit down with him and tell you to talk to him because he’s not always going to get what you’re trying to say immediately off the bat. Wally is also always very sincere with his every words and actions and you almost, always forgive him so your fights never really last longer than at most two days.
  • Alfred sometimes helps you out by helping you go through your plans for your special days with Wally – for example, on your one-year anniversary because it’s honestly the first time for you to ever been a relationship this long and you also don’t think breaking up with Wally is even possible with how much you absolutely love him.
  • Which is why on your one-year anniversary, Wally is extremely floored with how gorgeous you look like and Alfred would later share the photos he took of the two of you together! Later on, he would also share these photos with you and Wally always keeps his favourite with him – where the two of you are just staring at each other lovingly, without a care in the world.

anonymous asked:

Seventeen x Joshua Playboy au?pls???

SVT: Playboy!Joshua

Wow, I got really carried away with this one

  • Jisoo’s not the type of playboy that’s extremely obvious
  • meaning he’s really sweet opposed to being an obvious jerk who’s breaking hearts on purpose, but usually gets bored after 3 or 4 dates and ends up breaking up with them
  • his good looks, his singing and guitar skills usually are the main reason people still agree to go out with him
  • because even if it doesn’t last long, at least it was memorable and he was a true gentleman during the time they spent with him
  • he’s really classy and usually brings his dates to either fancy, romantic restaurants on the first date and slowly starts to become more relaxed until the last date where it’s usually something like a candlelight picnic at the park
  • ALWaYs has his date swooning on the last date because that’s when he plays guitar and sings for them
  • you on the other hand, were pretty close with Jisoo and always disproved of his activities that consisted of a new date every week
  • he had tried wooing you, and somehow managed to fail (leaving him quite confused and dejected)
  • until one day you two decide to meet up with a couple of friends and go get smoothies
  • well, everyone ended up bailing and Jisoo believes that it was the perfect opportunity to turn the charm on since he was intrigued by you
  • the “date” ended up seeming pretty normal, except Jisoo kept shooting winks at you and tried to hold your hand whenever he could
  • you finally get annoyed and tell him to cut it out
  • “I’m not doing anything” wide-eyed look with an innocent smile “well, unless you want me to” ;)
  • you give up after a couple more attempts to hold your hand, grabbing his hand as you two walk
  • “this is not a date,” you say sternly, ignoring the fact that he’s grinning and blushing because it’s just a show!!! (not) and you don’t want to fall for him and have your heart broken obviously
  • “ok”
  • five seconds later, he tries to kiss you
  • you pulled away from him and said you’d walk yourself home
  • the next day, Jisoo came to your house looking upset and apologizing profusely for attempting to kiss you
  • you, of course, forgive him since he genuinely looks upset (totally not because you actually might have started to fall for his stupidly handsome face or his stupidly amazing skills and charm)
  • for once, since you’ve met him, he’s doesn’t have a date for that week, or the next week, or the next
  • and he’s taken to hanging around you more and compliments you every chance he gets and holds your hand when he can get away with it
  • “you’re totally are in love with (y/n)” constantly being teased by his friends about his developing crush
  • “no!!!!” Because Jisoo the playboy doesn’t fall in love, he’s the one who makes people fall in love. it’s not true!!! (yeah, ok Jisoo)
  • realizes it when you begin walking alongside him on your way home and you subconsciously reach out to hold his hand as you chat with him
  • and his heart’s like !!!!
  • “I like u” he stares straight ahead but you can see him blushing
  • “I was wondering when you’d admit it” you gently kiss his cheek making him grin like an idiot “i like u too”

Send in a group, idol and an au and I’ll write a headcanon.

Games (Fred Weasley x Reader)

Originally posted by clbuspotter

Request: Anon

Prompt: Hello! How are you? Could I request a Fred Weasley x Reader where the he and his friends are arguing about who the most attractive/best with the ladies is and they end up daring Fred to seduce the reader. They fall in love but then reader finds out it was all a bet. Sort of a ‘10 things I hate about you’ scenario haha Thanks lovie

“Listen, if anyone is the best, it’s me” George said with a sarcastic flip of his hair.

“You’re one to talk” Dean laughed. “Remember what happened with Patrica”

“That was her fault” George said in defense.

“Sure it was” Fred laughed.

“Let’s not forget who charmed your sister” Dean said with a wink.

“Ewwww gross” George said giving him a jolt to the head.

“Boys, I could seduce any girl in the world” Fred said confidently.

“Oh really?” Dean said rolling his eyes.

“Oi, what about her?” George said pointing to you across the hall.

“Of course I could”

“Then prove it. I bet you that you can’t seduce her and if I win, you do my homework for a month. If you win, I’ll kiss Professor Snape’s arse. Literally”

“You’re on” Fred agreed as he walked across the hall and approached you. The boys snickered as he did. “Excuse me” He said flashing you a daring smile.

“Um yes?” You said a bit flustered as you closed the book you were reading.

“I just wanted to say I couldn’t help but notice your beauty from across the room” He said taking a step closer, causing you to back into the wall.

“Oh, well thank you” You said nodding and starting to leave.

“Wait” He said grabbing your hand. This guy was very forward. “Maybe we could take a walk around the grounds later?”

You smiled. “Thanks, but, I have studying to do. See you around” You said pulling your hand away.

“I didn’t catch your name” He yelled down the hall.

“I don’t believe I gave it” You said opening your book and heading back to your common room.

“Boy” Fred commented generally in awe by your spunk and adorable shyness.

“How’d it go?” Dean said clapping Fred on the back.

“Fine” Fred nodded.

“Really? She’s walking away. Get ready to do my homework”

“Not so fast” Fred said glaring at his twin. “I just talked to her the first time. It takes more than that”

“Yeah, but that’s Y/n L/n. She’s incredibly smart and usually keeps to herself. She even gives Hermione a run for her money. She rejects every guy’s attempts to woo her. Good luck with that one” George said dragging his twin down the hall to cause some trouble.

The next day you were sitting in the corridor reading another book. It was quite and you were enjoying the sun on your skin. You were startled when a bouquet of flowers landed in front of you.

“One date” Fred said emerging from behind the corner.

You rolled your eyes. “Why should I?”

“I don’t know, take a chance. It can’t hurt can it?” He said flashing you another stomach turning smile.

“You’re not going to leave me alone until I say yes are you?”

“Nope”

“Fine” You sighed. “One date”

“Alright” He said running down the hall. “Trust me you won’t regret this”

A week later Fred found you and said he was taking you somewhere special that night. To your surprise he was able to sneak you two out of the castle and to Hogsmeade.

It was a wonderful night and you found yourself falling in love with the mischievous Weasley twin. He was charming and you liked his playful side. You found it rather refreshing from having your nose shoved in as many books as possible.

After your date the two of you were inseparable. It was amazing how connected you felt to him. You had everything you ever wanted and more.

On a normal afternoon you’d always go meet Fred at the place where he asked you out. It was quiet and you liked the sun. As you rounded the corner with a smile on your face you heard voices, one was Fred’s.

“Boy do you have her whipped” Dean laughed.

“Got to hand it to you Fred, I underestimated your skills with the ladies. I guess it’s safe to say you won the bet and your free from her” George said patting him on the back.

With and angry huff you turned back and headed back towards the common room. This attracted Fred’s attention and he ran after you. “Y/n, hey” He called. “What’s wrong?”

“What’s wrong?” You yelled Turing towards him. “Gee, I don’t know, maybe the fact that I let you in and it was all just a silly bet to you”

“Y/n, let me explain” He pleaded coming closer to you and taking your hand.

“What’s to explain? That I meant nothing to you?”

“That’s not true” He said sternly. “Yes it all started out as a silly bet. Except I didn’t plan on falling in love. I was going to tell you but I figured it didn’t matter. I’m sorry, but I do love you”

You paused for a moment. “Am
I just THAT irresistible?”

Fred laughed. “It would seem that you are. You want to see something funny? George is going to kiss Professor Snape’s arse”

You laughed. “I wouldn’t miss it”

He smiled and took your hand in his as George planned to carry out his death sentence.

The Past

Originally posted by realmonsterwoo

“56…57…58…59..60″ you covered your mouth as you yawned.

Young Woo let go of the bar planting his feet back on the ground. His face glistened with sweat as he stood over you, literally.

You were laying on the hard rubber floor with no concerns for how dirty it could be. You had been dragged to the workout equipment by your exercise loving boyfriend. “Jagiya why are you tired when I’m the one doing all the lifting?”

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No Pictures (G Dragon x Reader)

P.S This was requested by an anon. This came out soooooo long, but I love it and I hope you do. Enjoy!

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Jiyong always wanted to have a family, settle down and have kids with a good woman. It was like his dream, he had all those blessings but he didn’t really feel complete without that. He felt like something was missing.

He met you while he was staying at a hotel in USA. He was there for a concert, you were there because you were visiting your family, but your sisters were staying over at the house with their husbands and kids, you were used to being alone and having your own place and privacy so you stayed at a hotel. He saw you at the hotel’s gym, it was past midnight and he liked to go when it was empty, like you. You were a night owl and the different time zones were kicking your butt. When he walked in you were sitting down, wiping your face with a towel, when you stopped he finally could look at your face, you looked beautiful to him. You had those big almond shaped eyes, the big eyebrows and cheeks but you weren’t completely round, you had faded cheekbones, your big nose and those puffy lips. You were unsually beautiful, you weren’t the cutie with the button nose, you were stronger, he could tell by the way you looked at him, you were full of stregnth.

You knew who he was. You lived in Korea for a long time, everyone knew him and his band.You tried to ignore him and focus on your work out but his eyes never really left you, he took in every bit of information. How you put more pressure to your left leg that the right, porbably cause of an injury, how you whispered the number you were at a set when it started to get difficult.

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He saw you again. You were walking out of your room, it was at the same haul with his, you smiled at him, a kind and wonderfull smile.

“Hello”

“Anyohaseyo (hello)”

You said back. he looked at you like an alien, it made you let out a giggle. A lot of people were very suprised that you spoke korean,  you grew up in an area that had a lot of asian immigrants, so since you were a toddler you hanged out with people of all ethnicities. You didn’t mind though, it gave you an open mind and free acess to delicious food.

“You speak korean?”

“I live in korea”

You replied. That brought a bigger smile on his face, if you lived in Korea that meant it was easier to come closer to you.

“Really?”

“Yes, I’m a kindergarden teacher”

That was even better. it showed to him how much you loved kids, which was true you always liked playing with kids, they were so innocent and pure.

“That’s amazing. So why are you here?”

“Family reunion, let me guess, you are here for a concert”

You said. he nodded as he let you walk in first at the elevator.

“Are you coming?”

“No, got better things to do”

You teased. He liked that, you were feisty he preffered women that had a bit of an attitude, it showed that they could stand up for themselfs

“Well then I guess I have to find another way to see you again”

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During your dating they were a lot of things you both had to get over, plenty of times you tried to break up and take seperate ways, but you always ended up together,you were like magnets, no matter how far you went you would end up together.

Your relationship went through a lot. Having to hide it from the public, then a scandal came out that exposed you, which meant you basically had no privacy, the hate, the media talking trash. Jiyong didn’t know how you managed through it, you stood there stronger than ever, with your head held high and the fire in your eyes. He knew that there was no other woman like you, no one was as strong, as loving, as caring, as patient as you. That’s why one random night, when you layed next to him, he opened the drawer and took out a small box, he opened it and brought it in front of you, an amazing ring in it, that made your jaw drop to the ground and your eyes go wide.

“(Y/F/N) you are the woman of my dreams, no matter what we went through you turned the other cheek and stood tall, dancing your way through the fire. Will you marry me?”

You couldn’t speak, you just hugged him and kissed his lips, as the tears welled up in your eyes, it was the first time he ever saw you cry. He slowly placed the ring on your finger, admiring it.

“I love you”

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The wedding was extravegant. Jiyong wanted this to be the most amzing wedding anyone ever saw, something that would shut the media, no one could say anything, it was perfect. Your beautiful mermaid dress, with a long veil that your two nieces held as you walked down the aisle. You got married in America, since you wanted it to be next to the beach, the sun was setting as you walked down the aisle, with a big smile and your dad by your side. Everyone you loved was there, supporting you and smilling to you, Jiyong teared up just by looking at you. No one could deny that you were the perfect couple, they could feel how much you loved eachother.

Your little boy quickly after. Jiyong wanted to have a kid as soon as possible, when you told him the knew he was happier than ever. He was with you through everything, he helped you at every single thing. He still could remember the feeling when he got the little boy in his arms, while you layed on the hospital bed asleep. The little man had his eyes closed, his tiny hands into fists, he was so tiny and innocent, he was the result of your love, a perfect combination of you and him. He let the tears run down as he promised to never let someone hurt him or you

Of course one kid wasn’t enough. When chanwoo turned one, you and Jiyong started trying for another one. A little girl this time came to your life, she was mesmerizing, Jiyong wanted to protect her through everything, from an injury to a heartbreak. Chanwoo fell in love with his little sister, even when she started crying at night, he was the first one to go to her room and slowly rock her bed, trying to calm her down, he wouldn’t go to bed until she went back to sleep. Little Areum had everyone protecting her

But of course the media weren’t as understanding. You tried to avoid public appearances with the kids, they were too small and innocent. You were very protective over them, no one could hurt them, you wouldn’t care who they were or what could they do, you would do anything for your kids.

The couldn’t stay in the house all the time. Jiyong had just come back from a tour and wanted to treat you all, Chanwoo loved to go to the park, and Jiyong wanted to take you out for some fresh air, you loved your kids but you were tired, he knew he had to do something to relax you.

At first no one paid attention to you. Chan woo runned around happily with Jiyong, while you played with 8 month old Areum who just started crawling. You started noticing a few paps, you quickly got up with Areum in your arms, going to Jiyong

“Baby, paps are here”

He turned and saw them. He huffed and looked back at you, he wasn’t going to let them win

“They will take a few pictures and then leave, we are not ruining our day because of them”

He reassured you, giving you a small peck on the lips, before your son looked at you and said ‘ew’ making you laugh. You decided to make the kids eat, Areum had just stopped breastfeeding, Jiyong fed her with her bottle, while you helped little Chanwoo eat.

The paps were getting more and more, they were starting to get closer and screaming. You started getting anxious, you didn’t want them to get near your children.

“Jiyong let’s just go”

You said. You weren’t taking no for an answer, when they saw you packing up they started yelling and getting even closer. Jiyong held little Areum in his arms, while you held Chanwoo’s arm

“(Y/N) did you lost the baby weight?”

“Are you having more kids?”

“Show us their faces”

The voices were demanding. Areum got scared and staryed crying, you were getting mad, as jiyong bounced her and gave her kisses trying to calm her down. Not only you got mad, but also Chanwoo was furious, a pap that got too close was met with an angry toddler, that pushed him back with all his power

“Leave, no pictures! my sister’s sad!”

He yelled. He was adorable, you got him up in your arms, trying to get to the car, but he just kept talking

“Bad people, I hate you! my sister is scared. I said no pictures”

You kissed your son’s head. When Areum was born you were scared he would get jealous, but no he was the happiest kid alive. He loved his little sister and protected her. He even made Jiyong look all over the room to make sure no monsters were there to scare her.

“Stop it!”

He said, while you got in the car. He went close to his sister who was slowly calming down and slowly pet her head, smilling at her

“It’s okay, don’t cry. We love you”

He said to her. You looked at them, feeling your eyes burn, seeing your little man loving his sister so much was so adorable and so rewarding, you did something right.

“No crying, they are gone”

he said and kissed her cheek. The little girl stopped crying and smiled at her older brother, you hugged your son and gave him a kiss

“You are such a good boy”

“They are bad people”

He said, reffering to the paps. You and Jiyong giggled at his adorable pout

“They are, but they won’t hurt you”

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flora’s first sterek fic rec

guys this was literally a long time coming and this was only the first 8 pages of my bookmarks on ao3 (which if u wanna see is here) from my first post ever. there will be more to come pal!

also @michelanqelx (i’m sorry for being, like, months late for this fic rec!)

i see the best of me inside your eyes by grandeur [1663] NR 

“I feel like this might be MTV show worthy,” Stiles says suddenly, and even at Derek’s exasperated look, adds, “This should be an episode of True Life. True Life: I’m Seventeen and Already Shopping for Curtains Because My Older Boyfriend Is a Moron.”

animal skins by gasmsinc [2278 words] G

The first time Stiles dresses Caleb up in a ridiculous outfit, Derek thinks it’s a joke. He comes home from work one day, and is greeted by the sight of their newborn pup in a zebra onesie complete with ears and a tail.

Seaside Framed in Glass by mrecookies [2435] T

“I’m going to name you Derek,” Stiles announces, still looking cross-eyed at the puppy in his hands. It’s looking back with a confused and sad expression, probably asking Stiles in some baby dog language why it’s being named after a brooding werewolf. “It’s because you’re always sulking, even though I got you a nice basket and biscuits and everything,” he says sternly. The puppy whines and hangs its head.

Derek is pretty cute.

Can’t Sleep by TylerM [3210] G

When Isaac is woken up from a night terror that he can’t get back to sleep from he seeks comfort from the two people he needs to know are okay.

The only problem is he is too scared to actually ask for it.

Sterek relationship. Everyone is pack. Pack mom Stiles to the rescue.

Your Mark on my Skin by afullrevolution [5551] T

Everyone had a mark scrawled somewhere across their body. A name, usually a signature to represent their soul mate, their one and only true love. Stiles has known who his mark belonged to since the third grade. He doesn’t understand how Derek can be so oblivious.

The Scientific Method by uraneia [5947] T

Stiles’s life was so much easier before his BFF got super powers. “But, so, werewolves have super strength, right? And super speed. And better vision, and better muscle control, and healing powers, and stuff. And some of that’s probably, like, genetic, if you can be born a werewolf. Right?”

“Yeah,” Scott says. From the perplexed look on his face, he doesn’t yet know where Stiles is going with this. “So?”

“So what if you have condom-defeating supersperm?”

Stiles has a lot of research to do. He decides Derek’s kitchen is the place to do it. Derek probably regrets giving him a key.

Extenuating Circumstances by flaming_muse [18411] T

Five times Stiles doesn’t believe it when Derek shows him affection (because he’s spent too much time reading stupid things on the internet), and one time he finally listens.

(Or, the one where I laugh my way through fandom tropes.)

set after season 2, no spoilers for season 3

*flora’s note: this was apparently bookmared with “absolute fave” so i’m definitely gonna go read it right now! maybe, you guys want to too!*

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Dance With You | Kim Young Woo

Reader(You) x Monster Woo

Rating: PG13 


Your whole life you felt like you didn’t fit anywhere. You were adopted into a chaebol family when you were twelve. they groomed you, trained you and gave you a great education. You were grateful but you weren’t happy. They’d neglected you baser needs love, attention and understanding. It was by pure coincidence that you bumped into Tres every time you dined at your favorite restaurants. The two of you became lunch buddies and met regularly. 

During one your lunch dates Tres invited you to come  by the studio. You were wary about it but eventually took advantage of the offer. You’d been coming by the studio regularly watching them practice in the morning and going to lunch with Tres during their break. Everyone apart of Woo Fam welcomed you warmly well everyone except Youngwoo. For the first time in almost forever you felt like you fit. 

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