wonky hat

Getting really good at a craft takes a lot of time and effort, but here’s the thing: getting decent at one can be a lot easier than you think! And you don’t have to be a master to enjoy things! Felt a wonky hat! Knit a trapezoidal scarf! Carve a duck! Make a drop spindle out of a potato!

I’ve spent a lot of time in communities that work extremely hard in pursuit of technical mastery and that is necessary and valuable, but it’s also valuable just to mess around with things because they seem like fun!

If there’s something you always wanted to be able to do but thought it was too hard, look up some tutorials. Some things really do require access to equipment and materials you can’t easily find, but there’s so many things that you can do at home!

Fan art of the second Tiffany Aching book: A Hat Full of Sky. I love this series so much so far! 

We let the story begin with money
Watch her clink clink clink
Ooh, look at her pretty tan skin
Like a curved ocean wave of lotion leg

But she rattles, too, a broken down shell
Watch her fall fall fall
Ooh so sexy no shelter tanned body

We let money decide our worth
This lady walks very suburban streets
Wonky hat straight from Raiders of the Ark
Black T-shirt exposing décolletage
Carefree days, beach fun, tumbled rock brown skin
Breasts plopped raindrops, dripping down chest
Black yoga shorts and cowboy boots
Talking nonsense to sweatered dog

If she was on skid row, what would they say?
Remember child, you can be anything
As long as it makes you loads of MON-EY


*because apparently Valentine’s Day mildly makes me want to riot :/

Just noticed that only 2 of my 5 or so posts tagged #miniature millinery shows up in search (and there’s only one other post beside them, so it’s not like they were crowded out). Am now suspecting my wonky pirate hat from yesterday was flagged as sensitive.

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Accidentally fell asleep on each other on the train au Elain being the first to wake up to Lucien's snoring.

A/N: I’ve never written Elucien before so this was a little scary, but I also really had fun?  I hope you like it :)


Elain stepped onto the train with a rather childish but simultaneously endearing hop, her skirt curling around stocking clad legs and well worn leathery boots with fur that warmed her ankles but left the rest at the mercy of mid winter’s biting chill.

Securing her slightly wonky home knit hat, Elain gripped the strap of her pack and walked down the cramped aisle, offering fellow passengers kind smiles and murmured greetings as they allowed her to pass.

Eyeing her ticket, she slowed her pace, watching for her row with brown eyes bright with excitement.  She hadn’t seen Feyre in nearly three months, and Nesta had gone ahead to get some business done before the holiday, leaving Elain mostly on her own for the last two weeks.  Besides, her fairly messy break up six months before had left her significantly more lonely and extremely gun shy.  But she was fine, and Elain was a reasonably self-sufficient modern woman, none of which made her miss her sisters any less. 

A small smile spread across her face at the thought of the mere hours that separated her from a week long reunion, reacquainting herself with Feyre’s fiance, and an anticipated first introduction to Nesta’s not so secret beau. 

Soon enough, Elain reached row 6H and lifted her travel bag high to fit in the overhead bin, tilting back slightly at the weight only to have two warm hands grip her waist gently, “Easy there.”

Still unseen, the stranger’s hands reached overhead to shove the bag further back before he stepped away as Elain blushed and offered her thanks, tucking a stray honey colored lock behind her ear.

The man grinned, eyes seemingly drinking her in somewhat subtly, his flush matching hers.  Neither spoke as Elain mirrored his actions, taking stock of his distinctive russet eyes, one marred by a slim scar, long auburn hair held in a ponytail behind his broad shoulders.

Eyes dancing merrily when her gaze returned to his, he lifted his own beat up dark leather back pack onto the rack and gestured for her to slip into her seat first, before he settled into his own gracefully.

The ticket inspector came by before long, leaving without incident as Elain rifled through her carry for her iphone and earbuds, securing them in her lap as she shifted around to get comfortable for the long journey, her fellow passenger doing the same.  When she glanced up, his deep russet eyes were trained on her thoughtfully, not hesitating when she caught him looking, offering a small smile in a seeming effort to convey friendliness.

Elain mirrored his expression, going about her business until the silence was broken by the sounds of the train readying to begin the trip. 

“Lucien,” her seat mate offered, clearing his throat somewhat nervously.

She looked up, caught off guard, but smiled, blushing slightly, “Elain.”

Lucien nodded his head, hesitating slightly as if he intended to say more, before a light flush rose up the back of his neck, and he put his headphones in and pulled his hood over his head.

Quirking a brow quizzically, Elain shook her head slightly but let the oddity drop, wriggling back into the plush seat as she tucked her earbuds in and selected the playlist she’d built specifically for the trip, letting her eyes drift closed, long lashes dusting across her lightly freckled cheeks.  As the calming strains of her favorite relaxing music began, Elain found herself being rocked to sleep by the steady thrum of the train on its steely tracks.

Early afternoon sunlight cut through the slats of the pristine white blinds, yellow slivers kissing across the tufted armchair and warming Elain’s eyelids.  Slowly, she sat up against the back of the buttery leather settee running her fingers through her sleep mussed hair habitually.  The warm house was filled with quiet calm, only the sound of some unidentified housemate puttering in an adjacent room.  Biting back a yawn she stood and moved to explore the house, following the muffled sounds to what appeared to be the kitchen.

A man stood facing away from her, auburn hair pulled into a low ponytail that brushed his bare broad shoulders, muscled torso tapering into narrow hips, low slung sweatpants bearing his toned body to the world.

Slowly he turned around, two steaming mugs in hand and surprised grin tickling his lips, “Up already?”

Just as she opened her mouth to reply, a rumbling noise echoed from outside the cozy home, although her lovely companion didn’t seem to notice, walking closer and offering one of the mugs casually, as if this was a regular occurance. 

He closed the distance between them, lips upturned as they hovered over hers, eyes twinkling happily as he moved forward, their breaths mixing, Elain’s eyes fluttering closed, heart thumping in anticipation, ears filled with the rush of blood.

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Disney 5SOS Imagines: Ashton Irwin//Peter Pan

Imagine: Peter Pan (I’m sorry if you feel intimidated by my mad editing skills)

*Ashton is basically Peter Pan but Ashton Pan sounds like a frying pan you’d find at IKEA so roll with it ok*


“Ashton, we caught it!” One of the lost boys beamed while running toward their older leader.

Ashton swung through the trees on loose vines just like Tarzan before landing two feet on the ground with a thud. He rested both of his fists on his hips and stood tall. His green hat sat wonky on his scruffy hair as the odd few strands fell across his hazel eyes. “Good work boys, now let’s see what the creature is” He said crouching down.

The remaining lost boys wandered over to Ashton while carrying an organism in their small arms. As they got closer Ashton’s eyes widened. “Well twist my hook and call me Captain” He breathed while looking amazed. “It’s a girl”

“A girl?!” Cubby said absolutely disgusted as his face soured while the other lost boys let out a sickened groan, dropping her to the floor.

“Yes, a girl” Ashton said quizzical

“Correct me if I’m wrong Ashton” Fox spoke up “But we’ve never seen a girl here before apart from Tink and the Mermaids”

“So what you’re saying is there is somebody new roaming around Neverland” Ashton said shocked but at the same time anxious.

Fox nodded.

“Tell me boys, is she dead?” Ashton quickly stood up, looking down at the girl.

“No, she’ll be awake in not long” Cubby informed him

“Interesting” Ashton said, stroking his imaginary beard.

“Sir, what are we go—“

“UNHAND THAT GIRL RIGHT NOW, ASHTON” A voice suddenly shouted causing all of the Lost Boys and Peter to jolt.

They all looked for the source of the voice. Ashton turned and parted his lips. Balanced on the branch of a tree stood yourself, Y/N. Ashton was captivated; you looked like the female equivalent of him. Your bare tanned legs were on show with the occasional bit of mud smeared on your skin until it got to your mid-thigh where your green ragged dress began. Your long thick hair grew underneath your bandana, falling down your back blowing in the light breeze. You had a look that was terrifying, Ashton couldn’t take his eyes off you.

“Ashton!” One of the boys interrupted his thoughts. “Who is she?!” He whispered

“I—I don’t know” Ashton stuttered while still looking up at you stood tall

“Do I have to repeat myself?” You spoke again.

“Who are you?” Ashton asked, stepping forward – a slight thread of confidence washing through him.

“Y/N.” You spoke.

“How do you know my name, wench?” He asked making the lost boys giggle.

“How mature” You smirked “How about you give me back my girl and then I will tell you” You reasoned

“Your girl?” Ashton asked

“Yes, she’s my one of many. None of them have parents so I took them for my own” You informed him. “Now hand her over before you give me no choice but to shoot you” You said holding up your hand crafted bow and arrow causing the boys to panic – they’d all left their weaponry where they stay, Tink was the one that helped them get the little girl.

Ashton looked up at you with twinkly eyes. Despite there being a bow and arrow in your hands he still managed to focus his gaze on your beautiful eyes. He was interrupted again when he felt someone tugging on his arm. “Ashton, what are we going to do?” One of the lost boys whispered

Ashton shot his head forward again, his trance over.

“Whaoh look, I don’t want any trouble here” He said quickly “Boys, let the lady out while myself and Y/N here do some talking” He said.

They followed his orders and began to untie the sleeping girl. You eyed Ashton as he came toward you. You jumped down from the tall tree you were on landing with a thud. “A deals a deal” He spoke

“We never shook on it, Ashton” You smirked with a sultry voice causing Ashton to look disappointed and needy. “However if you must know, I heard Hook talking about you when I was spying on him. I knew it was you right away when I saw you just now after I saw all of your boys” You informed him

“So you have an army of girls too?” Ashton asked intrigued

“Yes, I do” You said “They depend on me and I depend on them.”

“Why have I never seen you before?” He asked quietly

“Because some of us are better at keeping ourselves unknown unlike others” You informed him with a smug grin

“Here’s your girl, ma’am.” One of the smaller lost boys said nervously from yours and Ashton’s side. Beside you were all of the lost boys with your girl in their arms.

“Thank you, young man” You said crouching down to him “I’m sorry if I scared you all” You smiled, taking the girl into your arms before standing up straight again. “Goodbye Peter” You looked at him before walking away.

“Wait, will I see you again?” He asked desperately

“You can hope” You answered, disappearing into the trees.

I think I might turn this into a little 10 part ish imagine, it depends if people like it *nervous laugh*



Probably the most awesome hat I have ever made. :) 

Commissioned by my friend Arathin to match her new Viola Lahger corset. 

Three different shades of ocean-colored dupioni silks, glittery seashells, gold rivets, chain and netting, pearls of different shapes and sizes, and a little gold octopus.

Just the perfect hat for your average aristocratic mermaid. ;) 

To help you feel better after the awful AU I posted earlier (I’m truly sorry, I don’t know what I was thinking) I want you to imagine Thorin knitting, because it’s quite a lovely thing to imagine.

Since Bilbo was not overly fond of the jewelry Thorin made for him Thorin decided to find another way to present Bilbo with handmade tokens of his love and appreciation (he looked pleadingly at Dori until he taught him how to knit).

Knitting is also very relaxing *nods*

And a few years down the line Thorin is an expert knitter, but Bilbo still has the wonky hat and the twisted scarf and what was supposed to be a shirt tucked away in a drawer, because Thorin made them for him and he will treasure them always (just not wear them because somehow the shirt had three sleeves).

in the tenth year of the age of mothers, the dag starts to raise sheep. they come to her from far away, an impromptu flock crossing the wastes at a crawl. cheedo spies them from the top of the look out tower one still afternoon. she calls for dag, who comes to look. 

“what are they?” she says, chin in her hands. 
“i don’t know,” says the dag. 
“they look like clouds,” says cheedo, and giggles. “little clouds, on black stick legs.”

they send out a scout to look; she returns with the animals in the back of her car. they are somber and still, but their eyes are wild. when dag reaches out to touch, they shy, and bleat, and stamp. it takes a long time to figure out what to do with them, and by the time they’ve decided cheedo has already won their trust. they stand near her and allow her to stroke them, from head to tail along their soft backs. their coats are curly and overgrown, matted near their feet and tails. 
“we should cut them,” cheedo says, and looks anxiously at the dag. “their coats, i mean. we’re not going to eat them, right?”
“no,” dag reassures, and puts a hand to the nearest one, coaxing it close. she pushes the wool carefully back from its face with her fingers. “they’re called sheep,” she explains. “magdalene says people used to keep them for their wool. you can spin it, like the hemp.”

in the thirteenth year, their flock has doubled. what was three, now is six. the lambs are sweet and gambol about, teasing the children of the citadel into games of jump-and-chase. the dag has long since perfected how to shear them, and cheedo helps to hold them still, keep them calm as the dag collects their wool. the vuvalini show them how to skirt and wash it; the milking mothers teach them how to knit and to darn. they make socks and scarves and tops and leggings.   

(cheedo gifts max with a wonky woolen hat complete with bauble upon his next return. she only sees him wear it once about the citadel: after the scorching temperature of the day has dropped, and it is his turn to take the night shift. he jams it on over his hair before he takes the stairs, and cheedo sees furiosa give him a look that suggest she is trying so hard not to laugh.)

(inspired by this post)

Ginny Weasley through the years

HBD to my girl, badass warrior, Ginny Weasley. In honour of her birthday, I wrote a timeline type thing for her.

  • She is one, and she is already losing the oldest of her brothers, the one whose hair kisses his neck, to their mother’s chagrin, who bounces her on his knee whilst humming the tune of, “Can You Dance Like a Hippogriff?”. She doesn’t really understand all this “Hogwarts” business, but maybe it has to do with the shiny new stick that Bill is twirling around, which the twins keep pawing at and finding ways to take. But there’s so much time before she will really understand, and she’s so tired, and her mother is whisking her away for a nap…
  • There are four wax candles, moulded into dinky little cauldrons, on her birthday cake. All the figures who sport vivid red hair are cheering animatedly when it is placed before her, but this is nothing compared to the raucous yells of glee she hears when somehow she levitates the cake to collapse over Ron’s head, because he puffed at her candles and blew them out before she had a chance to. A myriad of light bursts from her fingertips, bright little sparks, and her family, even Ron, are thrilled. This is the first time she’s done something like this, and as everyone is nibbling slivers of mottled icing from her slightly-disgruntled brother’s face, she is wondering what else she can do.
  • She is six, now, and in her opinion, definitely old enough to glide into the orchard on one of those “broomsticks”, chasing those leathery balls which smell delicious and play alongside all her brothers. But the answer is always a resounding no, however sympathetic Bill and Charlie might be, however knowingly her father is looking at her. But she is not willing to give up, not ever, so she bides her time. When they’re all enveloped cosily in their beds, she manoeuvres her way downstairs, wincing at the tell-tale, whispered creak on the sixth step, and tugs at the rusty lock on the broomshed until it gives. When she slides her legs over the burnished, honey-tinted wood, it feels right, and a short kick has her slicing through the air. The night has an icy blanket and she is undeniably cold, but the warmth that spreads through her body at this feeling wins. It is perfect.
  • Eleven, finally. Despite the faint lines which materialise on her mother’s forehead whenever her required schoolbooks are mentioned, and the frenzied whispers of Knuts and Sickles and Galleons, or the fact that it has been impressed upon her that she won’t have anything new, it will be battered textbooks of Percy’s and tatty cloaks that completely shroud her legs, nothing can stop the growing anticipation. She is going to Hogwarts, finally, there will be no more lonely days with her mother, rereading Ron’s infrequent letters until the ink is smudged and the parchment dog-eared. And she is even more delighted when Bill and Charlie chip in for her wand – her new wand. The kindly but sombre silver-haired man, Ollivander, talks much of “hazel” and “dragon heartstring”, but she is not really listening to this; she is too busy enjoying the tingles dancing in her fingers whenever she touches the wood. When her moment eventually comes, and she is perched precariously on that wonky stool, the Hat clasping her head, there is relief, but more importantly, happiness when it tells her to join the ranks of the scarlet and gold, her brothers: the twins and Percy - but not Ron, who is mysteriously missing. She has some qualms, yes, and hides her shame at being one of the only first years with old cloaks and books by working hard. Her new diary, which she discovered with some trepidation in her cauldron at Flourish and Blotts, is there for her when she needs it, a friend to carry in her pocket. Things are good for Ginny Weasley.
  • She is thirteen, now, and beginning to shake off the horrors of her first year. What had started off as near-perfection soon fizzled out and was replaced by trauma and fear, blotting out her initial joy at being at Hogwarts. Awakening in bizarre, secluded corridors clutching handfuls of feathers or being caked in blood; the climax which led to her almost dying, splayed out on the cold marble floor in the Chamber of Secrets. Alone. The nightmares where she abruptly jumps up in bed, beaded in sweat, gasps dying on her lips, have almost stopped. She makes good friends with the girls in her dormitory and even a few of the boys, who are friendly and don’t treat her as a fragile doll who might break if she so much as looked at a Quaffle.
  • Fifteen and has quenched the thirst to prove herself; she has fought alongside her brother and Harry, shown them that she is just as capable, if not more so. Knowing what it’s like to be the outsider, she befriends the enigmatic but kind-hearted Luna Lovegood. She thrived in Dumbledore’s Army, and although what happened at the Ministry was dangerous and could have got her killed, it was exhilarating. Sirius’s death leaves an ugly grey mark at the end of the year, and ominous shadows under Harry’s eyes. Pangs pierce her stomach when she realises he is beginning to notice her. The slow flush creeping up his cheek when their skin brushes. The way he stares at her a lot, those bright green orbs boring into her, whether it’s at Quidditch practise or just when they’re all closeted up in the Common Room. How he walks with her to and from practise, occasionally to her classes, dissolving into laughter at her jokes, the warmth and pleasure in his voice when they talk. He is not like a brother, whatever she tells herself, and her crush is back but it’s different this time, more intense, stronger, less like a crush and more like love. She knows he feels the same way, because he kisses her in front of everyone, and it’s better than Quidditch, better than Butterbeer, better than all her birthdays rolled into one.
  • Sweet sixteen, and so young to be fighting so many. Her arms are riddled with so many dried cuts and gashes. The skin on her arms is papery, her fingers droop, but they remain tight around her wand, which sleeps in her hands, most nights. Resentment and contempt burns in the eyes of the Carrows, who know she is behind most of the rebellion. Luna and Neville remain by her side, and her resolve is strong, but she is consumed with worry for Harry, Ron and Hermione, for the rest of her family who, strangely – other than her mother – do not tell her to lie low, to stop fighting, to shut down Dumbledore’s Army, but exactly the opposite. She coats the walls in graffiti such as “Long Live Harry Potter” and “Dumbledore’s Army, Still Recruiting”, she releases the trembling first years chained up in the dungeons, and she allows the smirking Slytherins to perform the Unforgivables on her, instead. She is starting to feel numb to the pain, after all. When the final battle arrives, she thinks to herself, this is it, but finds herself once again held back by the old refrain, “you’re too young”. It’s not fair, hasn’t she spent the year fighting these people? Hasn’t she proved herself again and again? There is a betrayal from Harry, too, who refuses to see her risk her life, but she is stubborn, and she does it anyway, and she survives, because that’s what she does. Ginny Weasley is a survivor.
  • Seventeen, and the war was won, but at a terrible cost. There is a gaping wound in her heart where Fred used to be, but this is nothing, she knows, to how George feels. In a way, it is like she has lost them both, because he is drifting away from them. Little gestures begin to reel him back in, like going through her mother’s photo albums, or making light-hearted fun of Percy, who doesn’t mind so much anymore. She feels guilty for it, but part of her is only thinking Harry, Harry, Harry, the part of her which pined for him all last year, and on her seventeenth birthday, August 11th, she kisses him for the first time since that day on his seventeenth birthday, and he promises not to leave her again. She believes him, because he also tells her that he loves her, which makes her so happy that she can’t quite believe it. There are small things, like Ron and Hermione holding hands, or George sharing savoured memories of Fred, and her father fixing the broomstick that the Carrows snapped when they stripped her of her Quidditch captaincy, which begin to heal her heart.
  • Twenty-one, and she marries Harry Potter on what, is possibly, the best day of her life.
If Jack does Anti in a wonky Santa hat hating Christmas and reluctantly gnawing in candy canes as Jack throws snow in his face

I will be a happy, happy woman.

I wouldn’t need anything else for Christmas.

Just that.

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Thank you for existing