won't make you pretty

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Daishou scribbles cause he was there for, like, half a panel and I got excite

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book aesthetics - i’ll give you the sun by jandy nelson
Meeting your soul mate is like walking into a house you’ve been in before - you will recognize the furniture, the pictures on the wall, the books on the shelves, the contents of drawers: You could find your way in the dark if you had to. 

I was going to take a little break to clear my head. My friends however are not allowing me to lol


Have some Evelyn, while I work on building a tattoo artist type lot for Ana.

starter sentences for enemies
  • "I want to be there when you get what's coming to you."
  • "One day karma is going to bite you in the ass."
  • "How could you do this?"
  • "What do you want now?"
  • "If you are going to be two-faced, at least make one of them attractive."
  • "Fuck you!"
  • "Oh, what? Sorry. I was trying to imagine you with a personality."
  • "That was a low blow."
  • "You're truly a disgusting person."
  • "Don't bring my [relative] into this!"
  • "I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."
  • "What do you think you're doing?"
  • "Have you lost your mind?"
  • "Do you have anything to say that won't result in me punching you in the face?"
  • "Tread carefully."
  • "Two wrongs don't make a right; take your parents as an example."
  • "Get off my property."
  • "Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go."
  • "Leave me alone."
  • "So what?"
  • "You look like a before picture."
  • "Don't be a coward. Say it to my face."
  • "You're so fake."
  • "Apologize before I deck you."
  • "This means war."
  • "I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass."
  • "Can't we compromise?"
  • "Go to hell."
  • "Hating me won't make you pretty."
  • "Can you try not annoying me every 30 seconds?"
  • "I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you."
  • "Fuck off!"
  • "I thought we settled this."
  • "I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance."
  • "Stay classy."
  • "You are not as bad as people say. You are much, much worse."
  • "Your sarcasm detector needs tweaking."
  • "Get off me!"
  • "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
  • "Name one reason why I shouldn't walk away right now."
  • "Is this making you angry?"
  • "Karma takes too long. I'd rather beat the shit out of you just now."
  • "Shock me and say something intelligent."
  • "Ouch. That one stung."
  • "That's cruel."
  • "I didn't think I was capable of murder until this conversation."
  • "Truce?"
Bones + CM Headcannons

so this will eventually be a fic (possibly a multi-parter??) but here’s some headcannons to start the ball rolling. feel free to send me your hcs too!!

tagging some people who mentioned being interested bc I’m thirsty for your feedback and want to make this fic the best it can be: @nobravery @cryingbccharactersandbands @criminalmindsbul @the-tiny-2j @butdallywinston @stunudo  I think there was a couple more of you but tumblr isn’t letting me tag anyone else for some reason so sorry bout that

the characters involved:

what’s up there with your hands Sweets??? lmao wtf

-Brennan hearing about the BAU coming in and getting pissed out of her mind. Even though Sweets is her friend, she can hardly stand his talk of psychology, and to hear that a whole team of these fools would be overshadowing her case would make her incredibly irritated

-The team comes in and Reid is giving off smart vibes and he says it’s an honor to meet Brennan (you can’t tell me he hasn’t read her books and you can’t tell me he hasn’t read about her accomplishments. you can’t take this away from me.) and she’s like hmm okay at least this one might be tolerable

-Then he interrupts her like she interrupts everyone else and she’s all gasp, how dare???! and when she realizes how intelligent he is she gets angry all over again because he’s “wasting” his time studying behavior and how dAre he call himself a man of science

-The rest of the case is just Brennan and Reid trying to outdo each other with more and more specific facts

-Garcia and Angela fucking falling in love. Not romantically, as I still hardcore ship Angela and Hodgins, but I mean these two would giggle to their hearts content and spread sunshine everywhere they went.

-“Oh, girl, in another life…” Angela Montenegro 2k17

-Garcia doing research on them because Morgan and Prentiss want to snoop before they work together and she accidentally stumbles on Pookie Noodlin Pearly-Gates Gibbons (if you’re new, yes, that is actually Angela’s full name)

-Hotch being the overly serious leader and Cam being like “He’s cute, he’s just got a stick up his- he’s right behind me, isn’t he?”

-Prentiss laughing her ass off because for once she isn’t the one getting caught talking about someone

-Reid shutting down almost all of Hodgins’ theories (which he’s spouting like crazy because I mean, an elite FBI team invading their case?) until there’s one that Spencer has no argument against so he starts to say “Actually, there might be some traction to that theory. In the past couple years….” and Hodgins nearly jumps for fucking joy because he knew it

-Booth and Morgan both coming up with the same plan of action and having a testosterone battle as they stand up at the same time and stare each other down

-Prentiss making some badass comment and Angela just being like “Oh, I like you.”

-Sweets saying something a bit out of the box and sassmaster Rossi just giving him side eye as Sweets grimaces and looks away pretending he din’t say anything

-Sweets getting flustered when in a room with JJ and Prentiss and I mean me too.

-Morgan making fun of Sweets and Booth getting hella protective (much to Sweets’ embarrassment - “I could have handled it, you know.”) until Angela makes another iconic “Okay put them on the table and measure why don’t we” joke that has Prentiss and JJ screaming

-Rossi finding out about Angela’s dad and asking to meet him leaving everyone in shock (his team because usually he’s a music snob and the squints because who the fuck??). He looks around the room and shrugs, “What? Have none of you ever gone to a party?”

-Cam meeting Garcia for the first time and being just shocked. ‘Uh… is that- I didn’t know that you could get away with that with FBI regulations,“ a long pause where she nods and tries to pick her jaw up off the floor before quietly saying, "Booth usually keeps it in his socks.”

-“In his socks, ma'am? Oh, I know someone your guy should talk to.”

-Garcia answers the phone thinking it’s Morgan, proceeding with her vulgar greeting, and Booth straight up hangs up on her. Brennan is all “Did she not answer?” but Booth just walks away grumbling “I didn’t fucking ask for this.”

-At the end of the case Reid and Brennan have a B&B moment where they finish each other’s sentences and solve the case.

 -Angela: “I could almost swear that for a minute there you two got along and appreciated each other’s smarts.”  

-Booth: “Yeah, should I be jealous of wonderboy?”

-Brennan: “Don’t be ridiculous!”

-Reid: “I’m still right here.”

  • Baekhyun: You know what you'd look really cute in?
  • Kyungsoo: If you say Lolita again.
  • Baekhyun: But you'd look really cute in Lolita. There's even gothic Lolita. Why won't you let me make you pretty?
  • Yixing: You would look cute.
  • Kyungsoo: You don't understand, he dressed me in the middle of the night twice. Now I have to sleep under Chanyeol to stay safe.
  • Chanyeol: Thank you Baekhyun.
What happens every 15 minutes when you’re on “close obs”

There was a trick to it. To feeling horrible without alerting Sportacus. 
It was all about walking that fine line between numbness and complete despair. 

  • me: i feel ugly today.
  • the world: don't say you're ugly, there are people who wish they looked like you! don't put yourself down. you are perfect.
  • me: i feel super pretty today and, look, i took selfies because of it and i think they came out really pretty too!
  • the world: ummmmmm, calm down and don't be a cocky, vain bitch, please. sure, you're pretty, but you're not a fucking goddess so shut up and be humble. thanks.
  • me: literally fuck all of you.
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you - you WHALE

lvl 100 punmaster wadanohara to the rescue!!! polestarman is responsible for this

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Making posts like this is always such a hassle but I unfollowed 30 inactive blogs today and I need some more content.

Please like/reblog this if you post

Steven Universe (but not a lap1dot or pear1methyst blog. if you post any of them they must be tagged) (also keep in mind that a lot of discourse makes me nervous. criticisms are great but if you’re a 100% discourse blog i most likely won’t follow)

Humor

Mental illness stuff

Horror game stuff

Positive LGBT+ stuff

And also if you’re okay with an adult (18) following you

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Have a bunch of Master Valentines! askallthemasters might still be missing a theme, but I felt I should do something for it.

(Someone really needs to stop me.)

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A character from my novel project. I haven’t drawn her in a while…

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I’ve got your back, and though it’s stacked against us
I’ve got your hand, it’s us against consensus
And I will burn, the people who hurt you the worst and I will not learn
‘Cause I am too young and too dumb to consider the terms