womb raiders

Motel Meetup

Summary: You walk in on Sam watching porn, and a light bulb goes off in your head.

A/N: Hi went crazy writing this so grab some clean panties and strap in. 

Pairing: Sam x Reader

Warnings: language, smut, oral (female and male receiving), squirting, a bit of cum play, dirty talk (kinda ties in with language but I mean really dirty. Very explicit fic.

Word Count: 3.8k

Originally posted by welcometowincesthell

You raised an eyebrow as you towel dried your hair in the dimly lit motel bathroom. There was…moaning coming from the other room? You quickly wrapped your towel around your body and slowly opened the bathroom door to see Sam sitting at the edge of his bed - intently watching the tv.

You grinned at the look on his face, the man was all but drooling.

“Are you watching porn?!” you were able to question just before you began laughing. Dean was out, and Sam must’ve thought you were too.

“I uh-” Sam stuttered out before quickly turning the tv off.

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TO THE HOMMIE WHO WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT JACKSON’S DONGER...

THIS WAS REQUESTED… (GOT7 DONGER….) SORRY IT TOOK A LITTLE LONGER I HAD TO GATHER MY EVIDENCE AND BATHE IN HOLY WATER….

THANK YOU TO ANON FOR SENDING ME THIS LOVELY PIECE FOR INSPIRATION:


Okie so this Kinky Little Dork has a Basball Bat dick… meaning that it’s very long and it get’s thicker as it goes down… I think the real question is how is this boy not doing porn with a pepe that big….like it could be considered a weapon and i’m like 99999% sure it’s illegal in 48 stats and parts of Europe like WHAT ARE THIS??? JUST DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND.. 

Picture this…. 

like how can one single little CHINESE baby boy be that blessed I FEEL LIKE HIS PORN STAR NAME SHOULD BE THE PUNISHER… 

DON’T BELIEVE ME? JUST LOOK AT THIS BOYS ARMS LIKE AWDJDJ

EXHIBIT A:

LOOK AT THAT FACE… I WONDER IF THAT’S THE FACE HE MAKES WHEN HE….

THE THIRST IS REAL ….THE AMOUNT OF SINFUL THINGS I AM IMAGINING RIGHT NOW…. HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO HOT WITH A PUMPKIN ON HIS HEAD??? WKJASDJ *DIES*

This boy is the reason for every arm fetish ever like if that’s what his arms look like we can only imagine what his womb Raider looks like….idk maybe like ….. A MUTHER FUDGING BASEBALL BAT…. 

STILL DON’T BELIEVE ME?

EXHIBIT B:

How about now?… it looks like the boy stuck one of the hammers in his pants… 

WHAT ABOUT NOW?

EVEN FROM A SIDE ANGLE THE BOY IS PACKING THE MEAT SEPTOR AND NO ONE WILL CONVINCE ME OTHER WISE…LAWD HAVE MERCY…. 

In conclusion Jackson Wang got a big dinga ling like… LIKE HOW IS THIS BOY NOT DOING PORN??? I MEAN WITH A BODY LIKE THAT AND THE FACE OF A DADDY AF MOFO HE WOULD BE A STAR…. I MEAN I’M JUST SAYING NOT THAT I’VE IMAGINED IT OR ANYTHING….. WHERE WAS I…OH YEAH EVEN FROM A SIDE ANGLE YOU CAN SEE HIS TURKEY BASTER LIKE HOT DAMN…. 

HE COULD THROW THE FIRST PITCH WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT DICK

Are You STILL NOT convinced?

EXHIBIT C:

Then why is he always covering his skin flute??…

OR WEARING PANTS THAT HAVE A LOOSE CROTCH???HMMH???

*non believers voice* WELL MAYBE HE’S JUST SMALL?

I’M SORRY WHAT WAS THAT??

NONE BELIEVER… 

DAS RIGHT BOOM SCIENCE…

NOW IF WE EXCUSE ME I GOTTA GO CHANGE MY PANTIES… *WALKS AWAY IN SHAME*

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this is just my opinion and I respect anyone who thinks otherwise. Plus….

I have heard that Idols sometimes don’t wear underwear because of how tight their pants are and they wear a cup so this could also be why the bulges differ in size… Idk let me know what you think ……

To the perosn who requested this sorry it took so long to post I had to collect my evidence and make sure it was accurate..but here you go…

Again this is all the proof I have and if you have any opinions feel free to share… I wonder how big the other members are tbh … PSA:THIS IS FOR FUN I DO NOT KNOW NOR DO I CLAIM TO KNOW HOW BIG JACKSON WANG IS… THIS IS JUST ME DICKING AROUND ON THE INTERNET(NO PUN INTENDED)

Charmed Fun Facts: Week 3
  • Joss Whedon admitted that he used the phrase “Oh My Goddess” from the Charmed episode, Oh My Goddess! in Buffy the Vampire Slayer in the episode Chosen. Willow said this after releasing the essence of the Slayers from the scythe.
  • Nine episodes of the series have the word “Charmed” in the title.
  • The character Melinda Warren is probably named after Mary Warren who took part in the real Salem witch trials. The show’s creator and writer, Constance M. Burge, named the character “Melinda” after her niece.
  • More demons are vanquished in Womb Raider than in any other - a total of 36.
  • Kaley hated wearing the black leather clothing and wig in her first episodes of season 8.
Obscure comics starter meme -- Bloodstone

‘This fascination with monsters is getting completely out of hand.’
‘The little womb raider is still kicking a fuss.’
‘Your father was a very theatrical man.’
‘That’s scary, ___. As if the Scooby Doo castle wasn’t enough.’
‘You’ve always done a brilliant job of avoiding actually telling me.’ 
‘What if the Bee-Gees and Fabio mated?’ 
‘He… he really is dead then?’
‘Haunted? Huh. Cool.’
‘Was that bad? Am I naughty?’ 
‘Well I always say, you made your bed, now die in it.’
‘Oh do be quiet unless you have something nice to say.’ 
‘What are you looking at, Disco-Pants?’
‘Hello? Attractive young ____ coming through!’ 
‘They were zombie dust bunnies?’
‘It bit me!’
‘It’s like someone threw a switch and everything down here came alive!’
‘Now why am I suddenly in this horrifying cemetery?’ 
‘Dead? He was never an ally, but I must confess the news saddens me.’
‘Why the hell did you give me a gun?’
‘It’s always best to be precise in these incantations.’
‘You’re the diversion, okey-dokey?’ 
‘How gross is that?’
‘Bug off!’ 
‘You can stop staring at my chest now.’ 
‘You do know I have nothing but the greatest respect for your mother?’ 
‘No one bags my mum’s boyfriend and gets away with it.’ 
‘I suppose you’re wondering why I brought you here.’ 
‘They may be creatures of the night, but no one deserves that.’
‘I knew I could count on you!’ 
‘I have a debt to you which I have to repay.’ 
‘You’re going to need this.’ 
‘It’s the kraken.’ 


If you have a daughter that you think is being too promiscuous too early, tell her about the womb raiders. This is a new thing that’s going on - these women that tell their husbands they’re pregnant, but they’re not, so, when they’re nine months, they have to go find the baby, and they follow pregnant women in the mall and they cut out their baby and take it home. You know, there’s a great book called Lullaby And Goodnight, and this woman cut it out with a car key! This poor woman… talk about a bad day at the mall! You know, tell your daughter this: ‘If you get pregnant, someone’s gonna follow you in the mall, cut your baby out with a car key, I’m telling you right now!’
—  John Waters

Miettikää sellane peli jonka nimi ois Womb Raider ja siin pelaajan pitäis eka ohjata siittiö munasolun luo ja ehtii perille ilman muit siittiöit ja sit siin pitäis kasvattaa se alkio vauvaks ja välttää kaikkii kehityshäiriöit