Son of a whore....

So, I’ve got mah puriod, right? Had it last month on the thirteenth, got it this month on the twelfth. So, I’ll get it this time next month.

The problem? I’m going to Chicago next month on the thirteenth! Fuck me three ways, I do not want to have to deal with that! Geez…is there any way to make it not happen? Just for that one month, then I’ll go back to normal?