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Gotham City Visit! #OnlyInGotham

-Bright orangle girl just /flew/ by and smacked some guy’s butt? Called him circus boy…#Oookay #OnlyInGotham

-His little brother started laughing, and big bro (kinda hot) tried giving him a wedgie. Now they’re kung fu fighting in the middle of the street #OnlyInGotham

-LOL…Aquaman @ local aquarium crying over manatee enclosure, keeps muttering ‘how could you let this happen Bruce’ #ICant #OnlyInGotham

-Poison Ivy kneeling right next to Aquaman, crying over saltwater plants #UnspokenBonds #OnlyInGotham

-First time @ Iceberg Lounge, asked beautiful woman (w/ pearl necklace) what she was drinking. Milk???? #Weird #OnlyInGotham #WheresMyWallet

-At Wayne Enterprises speech, in middle of crowd & my friend called Bruce Wayne ‘daddy’. His adopted daughter shot us a death glare #Howdidyouevenhearthat #OnlyInGotham

-Still at speech, Daily Planet is covering it & people keep asking Lois Lane for autographs. Vicki Vale from Gotham Gazette looks furious.. #BadBlood #OnlyInGotham

-Got into a cab, but faceless woman threw out the driver, told me to get out. I asked why and she says ‘Why indeed? That is the right Question’ in deep voice. #DontDoDrugsKids #OnlyInGotham

-At Gotham International Airport, in coffee shop. Redhead in wheelchair opened her bag to get out laptop..100% sure she has a crossbow in there… #OnlyInGotham

-Finally back at home, but my apartment complex has been smashed into smithereens. #ThankGodForInsurance #OnlyInMetropolis