woman seeking dead husband smokers okay no pets

I need all of you to appreciate the fact that Psych has the absolute best episode titles of any show ever. For instance:

  • Woman Seeking Dead Husband: Smokers Okay, No Pets
  • He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He Loves Me, Oops He’s Dead!
  • Cloudy… With a Chance of Murder
  • Poker? I Barely Know Her
  • Meat Is Murder, But Murder Is Also Murder
  • If You’re So Smart, Then Why Are You Dead?
  • The Old and the Restless
  • Shawn (and Gus) of the Dead
  • Murder? … Anyone? … Anyone? … Bueller?
  • The Greatest Adventure in the History of Basic Cable
  • Disco Didn’t Die. It Was Murdered
  • Lassie Did a Bad, Bad Thing
  • Earth, Wind and… Wait for It
  • Tuesday the 17th
  • The Devil’s in the Details… and the Upstairs Bedroom
  • You Can’t Handle This Episode
  • Feet Don’t Kill Me Now
  • Chivalry Is Not Dead… But Someone Is
  • One, Maybe Two, Ways Out
  • This Episode Sucks
  • Indiana Shawn and the Temple of the Kinda Crappy, Rusty Old Dagger
  • Lock, Stock, Some Smoking Barrels and Burton Guster’s Goblet of Fire

and my personal favorite: Gus’ Dad May Have Killed an Old Guy

can we just take a moment and appreciate psych’s episode titles: 

  • Woman Seeking Dead Husband: Smokers Okay, No Pets
  • If You’re So Smart, Then Why Are You Dead?
  • Gus’s Dad May Have Killed an Old Guy
  • The Greatest Adventure in the History of Basic Cable
  • The Devil’s in the Details… and the Upstairs Bedroom
  • The Head, the Tail, the Whole Damn Episode
  • Chivalry Is Not Dead… But Someone Is
  • Indiana Shawn and the Temple of the Kinda Crappy, Rusty Old Dagger
  • Lock, Stock, Some Smoking Barrels and Burton Guster’s Goblet of Fire