wolverine in the flesh

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Spider-Man #1: Nas’ Illmatic
All-New All-Different Avengers #1: The Roots’ Illadelph Halflife
All-New HawkEye #1: Pete Rock & CL Smooth’s Mecca & The Soul Brother
The Mighty Thor #1: Madvillain’s Madvillainy
Spider-Woman #1: Big Pun -Capital Punishment
Spidey #1: Lil Wayne - Tha Carter IV
Nova #1: J Cole - Born Sinner
Wolverine (or X-23?) #1 : DMX - Flesh Of My Flesh Blood Of My Blood
Uncanny Inhumans #1 : Outkast - Aquemini
Uncanny Avengers #1 : Public Enemy - Yo! Bum Rush the Show

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October 2015
Marvel Hip-hop Variant Covers.

“All-New Wolverine”
with DMX - Flesh of My Flesh, Blood of My Blood (1998)

“Amazing Spider-Man”
with A Tribe Called Quest - Midnight Marauders (1993)

“Ant-Man”
with Notorious B.I.G. - Ready to Die (1994)

“Dr. Strange”
with Dr. Dre - The Chronic (1992)

“Iron Man”
with 50 Cent - Get Rich or Die Tryin (2003)

The absolute worst thing just happened. I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried.

My cat was lying on the floor next to the bed, rolling around, string-beaning out, the usual. He’s a spicy little asshole, so you always need to be on guard with him, especially when walking within reach. Usually I’m pretty good about keeping my distance but today I stepped over him and as soon as I was within range he shot a paw out with the speed of a cobra and snagged my toe. But he didn’t just snag it anywhere. He managed to hook a claw into the side of my toenail bed, where the nail ends and the skin begins. In a fraction of a second, his Wolverine talon speared deep down into the tender flesh, skewering me. As I fell forward, it raked up the side and back out.

Now I’ve done some serious harm to myself. Like, really serious harm. Not intentionally, of course, but these things tend to happen with me.

This pain? This is definitely in the Top 5. It’s the kind of pain that makes you feel like you’re going to throw up or explode or turn inside out. I collapsed onto the floor and clutched my bleeding toe as I approximated the appearance of a fish out of water.

Twenty minutes later, I’m sitting in my chair with a bandage around my toe, and Goober is busy licking his butthole while staring me down.

What a fucker.