woahbriens

Being best friends with Calum would include:

    - a 5 minute hug at the airport
    - screaming blink-182 lyrics out the tour bus window
    - him stealing your phone and wasting your space by taking a hundred pictures of himself, holding it out of your reach while he laughs like crazy.
     - you punching him in the stomach to make him give it back.
     - ‘that’s not fair, I wasn’t even ready’ him pouting for 10 minutes before asking to see if any of them came out any good.
     - the boys talking avidly about you in interviews
     - ‘she was mine first’ being mumbled under his breath when Michael tells a funny story about you
     - debating about who is cooler
     - trying to workout with him but you end up laying on the ground playing on your phone as he continues to plank ‘HA! You’re weak!! Fuck, my abs..!’
     - introducing you to fans as ‘my bestest fwend’
     - no serious selfies… at all
     - a bunch a pictures on his social media, like a constant stream of updates which drives fans crazy
     - him choosing you to come up on stage to play his bass
     - lots of giggles after you accidentally trip while walking onto the stage, but then genuinely asking if you’re alright
     - lots of eye-rolling when he says he’s horny
     - 'okay, enough Calum, dogs aren’t supposed to wear shoes’
     - lots of whining 'but y/n!!’
     - lots of cuddling
     - stealing your phone and tweeting 'Calum is sooo manly and muscular and masculine #mcm #hottie’
     - you getting revenge by tweeting 'jammin out to the backyardigans #sicktunes’
     - him forcing you to hug his sweaty body after a show
     - 'you smell like fucking balls!’
     - 'breathe it IN!!’ Shoving his armpits in your face
     - 'Y/N! Y/N! TAKE A PICTURE OF ME AND THESE DOGS!!’
     - cuddling into his chest on your last night on tour and falling asleep to him humming green day songs
     - him waking you up on your last day to a breakfast in bed that consists of slightly burnt toast, scrambled eggs, and bottle of beer.
     - 'sorry, we had no milk. I called my mom to see how to make bacon but I burned it so..’
     - 'go and get your own, cal’ smacking his hand away after he drinks half your beer
     - 'I would say fuck you but it’s your last day and I’m a gentleman’
     - him being sort of quiet all morning
     - whispering 'I’m gonna miss you a lot, y/n’ randomly as you’re packing your bag, making you drop everything and hug him
     - leaning your head on his shoulder as you share headphones for the entire drive to the airport
     - the boys taking a picture of you hugging in the airport
     - 'stop crying, y/n, you’re gonna make me cry’
     - him shoving his face in your shoulder as he cries only a little.
     - 'sorry about your shirt’ You sniff into his chest making him chuckle, 'and stop taking pictures, Ashton, I look like shit!’
     - him texting you that he misses you before you even get through security
     - him tweeting pictures from your 3 days together for the next two weeks.
     - him being even quieter in interviews especially after they bring you up.
     - early morning and late night Skype calls that involve gossiping, ranting, and debating about waffles vs pancakes
     - planning what you’re going to do together next time
     - 'I really do miss you’
     - 'I miss you too, Cal’

[michael] [luke] [ashton]

So since I reached my birthday goal I decided to do a follow forever :) 

Also gif credit to unofficial5sos 

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5sos-5ever​ // 5sexofcalumhood​ // 5sorgy​ // 5sosandketchup // 5sosbangme // 5soslore​ // 5sos-kitten​ // 5sos–official​ //  5sos-official // 5sospenises​ //  5sos-unoffical // 666muke

a-c

accioirwins // acidcxlum // acidicnixm // affinityproject​ // alliirwin // alltime5s0s // alohasbrohas // angellukey // angelsnairwins // anusirwin // aquaticmuke // ash5sos // ashfuckwin // ashickey // ashnesia​ // ashs-giggles // ashtonaf // ashtonbangme // ashtonsbitchin // ashtonirwns // ashtonsmike-ro-wave // ashtonimin // ashtons-little-princess // ashtonssweaterpaws​ // ashtontaylorirwin // ashtton // aumichael // ayeehood // badlannds // bandanasbananas // banghorang // banginghoranbang // bassisst​ // bodyshotcal // bongkissmikey // boob5sos // blazeluke // blink18muke​ // blurberrys // bmthcalum // brokenscne​ // buttstyless // cakehoodxngs // calumftluke // calfused //  calmdownlukey // calmthehood // calsbutt​ // calumsbeanie​ // calumfood​ // calumshealy // calumsreject // calumsweed // calum-trash​ // candymuke // classifiedluke​ //  clifford-can-you-not // cliffordsmixtape​ // cliffordsprostitute // cliffordtv // cliffoholic // cliffordvoodoo​ // cliff-whored // clummyhood // cobainxclifford​ // congratulashton // cuddlemeclfford​ // cuddlinglou​ // comfortcal​ // cuntmichael ​//  cumto-littlelou // cutelucas

d-f

dammit-5sos​ //  damncalvm​ // damnlucas​ // dangmichael​ // daydreamhemmo // daylight-irwin // defcliff0rd​ // devineirwin​ // dirtbagteenagers // discoxnected​ // dyeclifford​ // emojilucas​ // ewnothankyou // fallenpayne // feelszarry​ // fellacal​ // feministclique // fkncalum​ // foolgolds// fricklukehemmings // ffs-luke​ // ffuckboyhemmings // fkclou // fightnarry // frickfrack5sos // fuckinghellcal // fukalltimelow​ // fuuckpayno // fuzzyirwin // fxcknarryyy

g-i

gayhalsey​ // glamourcals // godamniall // goodglrls // goodgirlsinc // greenlght​ // gtamuke // ha1sey // halfaniall // halseyfrootloops // harrycliff0rd // hazah​ // haztops // headbandirwin // heartbrakegirl // heartbreakirwin // heavensmichael // hellobrooklxn // hemmingsheartthrob // hemmo5sauce // hemmocrat // hemmohearts // hemmoan // hemmoctopus // hemmoine // hemmos-butt // heavydirtymichael​ // heyyhoodd // hoemike // holyfuckkniall // honestyhood // hoodcliffordx // hoodratashton // hoodycal// hornygordon //  hotdamn5sos // huddlehemmings // huggingash // hypnosishemmo // idk-cal // idyllic-harry // idiotbabeirwin // ifeelukey // illuminatiluke // independentclifford // introvertirwin // iridescentirwin // irishlucas // irwinee // irwinderful // irwinati // irwinkiss // irwinpvnk // irwinsecure // irwinshomie // irwoah // itsmuke

j-l

jadorecal // kalkisses // kissing-clifford // kittenboymichael // kittenseclifford // krunkcal // laddylads // lamelucass // lashtonskisses // lashtmuke // lasshton // liamparrish // liamscape // liferuinners //  liplockingluke // litebritemike // l-os-e-r // lostboylashton // louisactualy // loulstornlinson // louolds // lrwin // lucashemminqs // lukedearest // lukehemmoh // luke-hemmno // lukesluck // lukesofficial // lukes-penguinn // lukesquishypenguin // lukeshm // lukesrsly // lukethrills // lukeylickme // lukey // lustylucas // lydsiamartin

m-o

maikerukunn //  makesmeblue // malibamis // malumoffical // marshmallow-luke // mcdgl // michael5sos // michaelclifford​ // michaelcliffordoffical // michaelcliffsass // michaelgclfrd // michaelstripper // michaelspimp// michxael-clifford // michaelsboobies // mikeyass​ // mikeykink // mikeyslittlegirl // mikeysucks // minoritymuke // misfitsluke // moistformikey // mtv182 // mtvpixie // mukecliffcrd // mukegiggles​//  mukes-kitten // muketrash // niallerlouis​ // nevermuke // nerdyhemmings // newamericanamgc // newbrokescene // newreject // nialljameses // ohemmoh // okayycalum // orgascal // ourbrozayn

p-r

pastel-cliffxrd​ // pastelgrxnge // payneandhemmo​ // peachcalum​ // perfdun // pepeclifford // perukeluke​ // pikashton​ // place-for-the-wicked​ // plaid-ashton​ //  popeclifford​ // pornflakecliffxrd​ // pornomichael​ // procrashtonate​ // psychedeliclifford​ // psychoclifford​ // puffdaddyirwin​ // punk-armstrong // punkedbands​ // punkedluke​ // punkmaliks​ // punkmicheal​ // pvnkvinyl​ // quifflucas // retrokidmgc​ // rideslou​ // ridicalum // ridinghemmo​ // ridingmuke​ // rowysomuke​ 

s-u

sadaboutmichael // sarcalstic // satanashton // sataniclucas // scandalucas // sciamccalls // seducingnialll // sexkittenclifford // sextashtonirwin // sexualashton // sexwclifford // sexycliffconda // sheerhemmings // sheskidnahot // sincerelymgc // sinfulcalum // smashirwin // smullingar // stereomuke // stopitcalum // stopmichael2kl5 // stubblymichael // stubborncalum // summerluke //  sunshinecliffo // sureluke // teamcalum // tearinmyjenna // teenluke // thehemmings // thelittlemermike // thiccthigharry // thisistheroadtojoy // tomlinthirst // toomuke //  topcal // troylerisdaotp // truclifford // twerkingmyash // twntyonepilots // ughclifford // underashton // unofficial5sos // upunk-ass 

v-x

vegemiteash​ // veinmichael // vevo5sos // vevomikey// venomuke // vibrantlou​ // vodkaclifford // vooodoo-doll // wanksclifford​ //  warpedlucas // wetmuke // whimsicalhood​ // whorechaples // wichaelgclifford​ // winterscalum​ // witty5sosurl // woahbrien // wolverpaynee 

y-z

yharryz​ // yolucifer // zaynietheboo // zayns-flower // ziouis

+blogroll

Yo so I hit a massive goal of mine a wee bit ago and I’ve been meaning to make a follow forever since last year lmao im so bad, so thank you to everyone that follows me y’all are super duper rad and make me v happy!! I’ve made some incredibly cool mutuals and im soso happy for you all you make my day everyday so thank you! 

My main babies: ~ lamebassist // hemmoshoulders // teasecalum // cashtens // ashtontopia // msallcanadian // ashirwinnin // halseyangel // calcasualty // dammit ~

My mutuals: (not in alphabetical order bc there’s heaps of u and im lazy)

+ calumthomasofficial | ebbiescloset | losthalsey | newreject | queerornah | ashtonisart | feministmichael | grindhrry | halseyoffical | 90sofficial | offcialjoshdun | shekindaugly | sheskindahot | rowysomukeallaboutthaaaatbassist | notashleyfrangipane | crunkedcalum | nevermuke | dimplelashton | mukesdunbar | permanentvacashton | mtvirwin | eggplantluke | hasleymusic | veinmichael | fuckboyhoods | lucaskindahot | mmichael5sos | badlland | aumichael | nudeyluke | fletcherfucked | hoemike | sirencalum | halsymusic | calumisahoe | shittylucas | 95hemmo | lamelucass | almightycal | graphicluke | calmoji | mukewarm | bassisst | rejectsoffcial | gordonaesthetic djhalsey | michaelgordonoffical | thecalums | michaelhateblog | sheskidnahot | lasylover | lukehateclub | year6michael | halsey94 | malum420 | blowmikey | teenagememorics | socialcasualty | justinbieberaf | lukehiemings | selfishspice | drunkmichaels | officialmichaels | 16calum | l-d-i-o-t | hemmobutt | tokyoluke | malumhoe | hulkcalum | lukehotmmings | hoemichaels | daisysandluke | mukesturbate | clinicalum | artcalum | lasshton | eghtns | cashtonkinks | curlscalum | tiddycalum | calsveins | nsfwclifford | rowysolucas | calnival | lashtn | lewihemmo | futbolcalum | calneisa | ashmtv | irwinati | ashsthetic | calossal | slut4clum | crybbyhalsey | calumermaids | kissngluke | snoglucas | irwxnsanity |  5-secondsofchestpains | toolucas | michaelsofficial | arcticlum | micool5sos | calsause | bootycraic | ashickey | sluttyminho | cthaholic | pinkspeakersmut | mrsallamericant | fxcknhemmos | 5sorgy | smashirwin | kisshoodlukesfuck | canadasos | calumslisp | malumsnudes | daddysheaux | rejectlucas | agendun | michaelcliffcxrd | leisuringluke | calum-hoodrat | mojitosunday | ziouis | hemmingsbirdy | calscult | h-alsey | mareflares | marshmallow-luke | pornhoods | sonicalum | friesos | yolucifer | diagonallys | warpedlucas | fairydustmuke | trashtons | besidyou | ifyoudcntknow | stupidlucas | goldenlucas | hectichoods | tryhcrds | moanhood | altoowhale | dankscorpio | calmthehood | independencesday | lewi5sos | ohyeahlashton | lsotboy | ashtongrindonme | flannelukee | comfortcal | flowercrownhalsxy | cliffsos | calum5sos | asston | unpopularkarlee | hemmoffical | 5sosjapan | cliffopunk | mikemoji | blazeluke | irwinstagate | 1980hood | fallenforbands | cuntmichael | yaoiluke | mtvcalum | simpson | boredlucas | 19yroldhemmings | jackhemmingz | fluckboy | cococalum | irwincasualty | meanafbrokenscenesluke | punkscth | lucasigh | lukehemminsgs | fairlylukal | michaeclifford | alltxmecalum | plaidluke | officialukes | wankingmichael | stereomuke | englishloves | localgjrls | princesspxnk | halseymgc | goodglrls | hangoverhemmo | badashluke | lashton2k15 | lucashemmoslegs | gordonspunk | dopelucas | mikeysos | oceanashenue | illuminatiluke | calumhemmings | cutelucas | greenlght | explicitluke | idblowluke | 0ur-her0es-with0ut-capes | liveandletlukebadlannds | brigtsides | woahbrien | stupidcal | acidcxlum | embarrassedluke | craveslukey | pepeclifford | makesmeblue | irwinee | calumhemmo | lucascuddles | lukey | 5sosashton | ashtonbangme | hemmomermaid | michaelstripper | irwinsecure | g-o-t-t-a-g-e-t-o-u-t +

yay that should be all my mutuals i love yall and u all rock! (im sososo sorry if i didn’t add you there’s a hella lot of you so i may be missing a couple!) 

✨♡ OH MY GOODNESS GUYS!! I hit 13k the other day & I can’t thank you all enough seriously ♡ ✨

so I decided to make a very overdue follow forever, which include (alot) of my mutuals and my very special faves, {which will be bolded} 

(also, I'm super sorry if I miss you out, love you all♡)


✨  #-10 ✨

05sos, 5hmichael, 5secondsoffranta, 5sos-5ever, 5sos-official, 5sos-unofficial, 5soseductive, 5sosfam-army

✨ abc ✨

all-lime-toe, alwaystheweirdway, angelboyashton, arcticsum, ashfuckwin, ashirwinfletcher, ashtonirwilly, ashtonirwns, ashtralian, astound, badands, bemenotyou, biccycle, blamecalum, blowmikey, blurberrys, blushingluke, bvvn, bxnphrionsa, cahlumhood, cal-is-bitchin, calumfood, calumhood-af96, calumsbeanie, cliffordsrsly, cosycalum, cutestdude

✨ defg ✨

dammitcal, denimclifford, dirtywurk, dopelucas, emofringes, englishloves, explicitboys, faerlylocal, fallenfor5sos, famelou, fightingirwin, fiivesos, flaminglou, fuckboyau, fuckyouhalsey, geminihost, getweird-deluxe, ghostyclub, givemethegreenluke, gordonspunk

✨ hijk ✨

halseyshugs, halseysource, harryandhalsey, hazhugs, heartbreagirl, heartbreaklou, heartxout, hellvish, iamhalseymusic, ibelongwith-you, ideksos, insanitywifi, irwiggle, jurassicsparks, justsayingvevo

✨ lmno ✨

l-os-e-r, lashtonpunk, leisuringluke, lilacpages, lowkeymuke, lucashemminqs, lukehennimgs, lukeistrash, lukeoffcial, lukerobrt, malumbites, michaelcliffrds, michaelgcliffqrd, mikeyporn, mtv1996, mtvpixie, mukehalsey, mxlum, n-itrogeno, niamfornia, nudelukes, ohfuckoffclifford, oksniall

✨ pqr ✨

panicinthehood, perfhood, perksofhemmings, peroxidehearts, primestyles, qeneva, quarmi, queenhalsxy, reflectiontour, relaxlouis, reysbans, rookiehemmings

✨ stuv ✨

sassmgc, smokingirwin, softlilmichael, sosadluke, stagemikey, stopitcalum, strippedtears, stylishlou, teacuphemmings, teen, teenageluke, tiredxhearts, toxic-jpg-gif, trumamblvk, uncolored5sos, venicebeat

✨ wxyz ✨ 

warpedlrhwhiskeyirwins, wintermings, woahbrien

Painting your nails with 5sos would include:

- the boys barging into the hotel room, with you sitting on Luke’s hotel bed painting your nails.
- Michael jumping onto the bed and knocking a nail polish bottle over
- ‘Jesus Christ, Michael… Be careful on my bed!’
- Ashton bringing 17 examples of nail art that he wants you to do
- ‘I found them all on Pinterest… He’s one with our faces!!’
- ‘I don’t understand why guys don’t paint their nails’
- Calum talking about a time when his sister did his nails, makeup and dressed him in heels and a dress for a 'photo shoot’ when he was 7
- 'is it nail polish or lacquer?’
- Luke slowly inching closer as he watches intensely
- 'having your nails done doesn’t make you girly… right?’
- Ashton being the first to ask you to do his… he wants fake nails too, so they can be long
- Michael getting a different color on each finger
- Calum insisting on painting both hands by himself
- Luke sits quietly trying to do his own, and gives up halfway through his right hand
- 'IT’S SO HARD TO PICK THINGS UP WITHOUT MESSING IT UP!’
- 'FUCK!! DAMMIT!!’
- Michael trying to eat chips and getting crumbs lodged in his almost dry nails
- Calum being really pleased with the outcome of his
- 'should we post a picture on twitter?’
- Luke swearing and not wanting to post a picture because his manicure sucks
- 'Luke, we are taking a picture.’
- fans easily pointing out michael’s hands when guessing who’s who.
- 'Wait! Should I have done black to be more punk rock?’

Sleepy 5SOS would include:

- Calum pouting a lot
- Michael’s shirt revealing his tummy when he stretches his arms above his head
- chain-reaction yawning
- Ashton giving out content smiles with tired eyes, and constantly talking about his appreciation for the boys
- ‘you guys are really cool, I love you guys’
- ‘thanks buddy’
- Calum dozing off with a small smile on his face
- Michael struggling to keep his eyes open as he plays on his phone
- Luke humming a song only to trail off as his eyes start to droop to a close
- Calum rubbing his eyes as he’s curled up on a couch
- Ashton taking a selfie with Luke yawning in the background
- snoring Michael!!!
- Calum’s face scrunching up in irritation when someone tells him to get up
- Luke sleepily giggling at everything Ashton says
- Calum waking up with a frown before he moves over to the rest of his band mates and cuddles up, before happily drifting back to sleep.

it’s about time I do another one of these. 
this is also in honor of me reaching 20.6K. so thank you to everyone who follows and enjoys my blog. it means so so so much to me. anyway here we gooooo:

my loves, the people who i’ve grown to love and cherish: satanashton, broccoluke, ashton-chill, thisis5sos, floweryhood

a-f

ashtonbangme, ashtonirwiln, anusirwin, ashtonirwns, awcashton, adoreirwin, amnesiaclifford, amnesiaiirwin, adorescalumh, afterirwin, acidcxlum, blamecalum, blondieirwin, bootical, buttercupcalum, broccoluke, calumfood, clumhood, calumsource, calumthms, dopelucas, eightcen, explicitboys, foivesos, fivesaus,

g-l

greenlght, gay4zayn, guitarst, heartbreakirwin, hoodzer, huggingash, hoodrugs, itslukehemmings, itsmuke, jesusirwin, kisshoodkinkyclifford, kungfucalum, luukhemmings, lonelyglrl, lukey, lukeshm

m-r

mukenope, mtvashton, motherhalsey, mukes, masturbassist, mareflares, nialllhoran, paranoid, pastelpink-death pocketcalum, pornhoods, quiffard, radioirwin, radhmmings, rocketcalum, rejectlucas

s-x

snoglucas, snugmicheal, sunlouis, satanashton, saudade-hemmotmrluke, txhohood, tupash, underashton, vodkaclifford, vegemiteash, vssl, woahbrien, wowcalum, xpunkcliffordx, xmashton

y & z

yeshemmings, yeet5sos, youngodcalum,