woah what the

  • Baekhyun: Woah, what’s with the cast?
  • Yifan: I sprained my wrist. …Do you want to know how I hurt my wrist?
  • Chanyeol: Yes.
  • Yifan: I was hula hooping.
  • Baekhyun and Chanyeol:
  • Yifan: Yixing has me attend a class with him for fun.
  • Bakehyun and Chanyeol: Oh my God.
  • Yifan: I’ve mastered all the moves. *pulls out his phone and starts showing them pictures* The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.
  • Bakehyun: *amazed and delighted* Why are you telling us this?
  • Yifan: *deleting the pictures* Because no one will ever believe you.
  • CHanyeol: You sick bastard.
So I had the weirdest dream..

I was at some small markets and I see a market with a bunch of doll heads decorating the front and sides. The smells coming from it were like
pork and it honestly looked like this stall was selling pork crackling. Interested, I walk over and this old woman with grey, dead, hair is ringing a bell and calling out

“GET YOUR BABY NECKS!”

So I’m like

“Woah? What? Baby necks?”

So she gives me some to try because I must of looked hella confused. So I take a bite and then I fall to my knees and begin throwing up.

I begin throwing up tiny baby doll heads. Yep.

So while I’m throwing up baby doll heads, Shane Dawson comes over and kinda goes

“DAYYUMM GIRL I HOPE SHE OKAY BUT HONESTLY THIS IS EVERYTHING”

And he takes a photo.

And then I wake up…

the judges r dumb sorry but they are literally almost everything that pisses me off about dance culture like

  • an obvious bias against tap dancing or anything related to it 
  • perpetrating this bullshit  WOWOWOWOWOWOOWOW tricks and shit over actual dancing which is why i dont think liked quick style or ian and the young lions

  • all hip hop needs to be to quick and uptempo to some fast ass drake song and anything else is a lil too mellow unless u pack it with tricks which is the only thing i can understand 

  • tricks and legs to slow ass music = contemporary

  • dancing to a sad powerful song must mean a powerful dance right??? power in movement? lol woah wait what jackie chan movie is that again???

  • contemporary = style for competition dancers right??? hahaha LEG wow (: 

  • there are two styles of hip hop = bboy and whatever fikshun does lol trumping? krumping??? idk lolz 
  • Jungkook: Woah, what’s with the cast?
  • Yoongi: I sprained my wrist. …Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
  • Taehyung: Yes.
  • Yoongi: I was hula hooping.
  • Maknae Line:
  • Yoongi: Seokjin has me attend a class with him for fun.
  • Maknae Line: Oh my God.
  • Yoongi: I’ve mastered all the moves. *pulls out his phone and starts showing them pictures* The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.
  • Jimin: *amazed and delighted* Why are you telling us this?
  • Yoongi: *deleting the pictures* Because no one will ever believe you.
  • Taehyung: You sick bastard.
Ice Cream (Drabble Challenge)

Originally posted by glorious-soobooty

Member: D.O

7: “I’ll be there in 10 minutes, hang in there.”


You groan after finishing your tub of ice-cream and licking the spoon clean, feeling your period cramps starting to attack again. You start wailing miserably louder than the character in the horror movie you’re watching; until your phone starts ringing.

Unfortunately, your phone is charging all the way, in your bedroom; causing you to actually get up for anything else besides visiting the fridge for more food.

You annoyingly trudge to your room and snatch your phone, the cord unplugging itself and answering the person you didn’t even bother to check who it was.

“Hello?” you sharply ask with an attitude. You think: Who in the right mind made me walk all the way-

“Woah, Y/n, what’s with you?,” the voice of your sweet, loving boyfriend pours into your ears, “you okay?” he worriedly asks.

“I’m fine.” You pause in the middle of your way to freezer as you feel a sharp pain in the stomach like someone stabbed you, and you wince semi-loudly in pain: at least loud enough for Kyungsoo to hear.

“Is it that time of the month?,” he quietly questions. You croak out a ‘yes’, “There’s no ice cream left either!” you wail as soon as you open the freezer. 

“I’ll be there in 10 minutes, hang in there,” you hear Kyungsoo sigh at the end of the line, “you should consider yourself lucky you have a guy like me.” you giggle, knowing that he is actually the best boyfriend ever.

“Love you Soo!” you say as you make kissy sounds and continuing to giggle.

Kyungsoo opens the door to your home with the spare key he has, and instead of you welcoming him by running to the door and hugging him, he sees you lying in a fetal position on the floor of the living room. 

“Boyfriend’s here with the ice cream,” he holds the bag up in the air and starts walking towards the freezer to put the other two tubs in. He takes the tub of mint chocolate and hands it to you with a spoon; causing you to instantly sit up.

You take the spoon and ice cream from him, greedily digging in.

“Thank you so so so much Kyungsoo,” you say with a mouth full of ice cream.

He ruffles your hair but scolds you, “eat slower! Your stomach’s going to start hurting, and it’s not like the ice creams going to run away and disappear!” 

“It actually will because I’m eating it,” you say as-a-matter-of-factly. Kyungsoo rolls his eyes as he laughs. 

“I think I deserve a little something,” he says puckering his lips out, wanting a kiss.

“You’re absolutely right!” you exclaim, taking a huge spoonful of ice cream and shoving it in his mouth. 

Uh hey critters, so just watched the episode (woah what a trainwreck) and I just had one itty bitty thing just

Time Warp: While time seems to pass normally in the Feywild, characters might spend a day there and realize, upon leaving the plane, that less or more time has elapsed everywhere else in the multiverse. Whenever a creature or group of creatures leaves the Feywild after spending at least 1 day on that plane, you can choose a time change that works best for your campaign, if any, or roll on the Feywild Time Warp table. A wish spell can be used to remove the effect on up to ten creatures. Some powerful fey have the ability to grant such wishes and might do so if the beneficiaries agree to subject themselves to a geas spell and complete a quest after the wish spell is cast.

Feywild Time Warp (simplified, is a table in the DMG): 1-2, days become minutes. 3-6, days become hours. 7-13, no change (day in feywild is day in material plane). 14-17, days become weeks. 18-19, days become months. 20, days become years.

food for thought

3

Red:
Aggressive and domineering, angry and quick-tempered, violent.
Represents energy, action, desire, passion, including passionate hate.
Alerts you to danger.

Yellow:
Impatient and impulsive, spiteful, non-emotional.
Helps with clear thinking and quick decision making, but it can also be impulsive.
Relates to the head not the heart.

Blue:
Trust, peace, calm, familiarity.
I’ts a safe color.

  • Mantis: you feel sexual love *points at Gamora* for her!
  • Drax: she 👏👏👌 just 😂😂👏👌😂 told everyone 👀😂💯your 👀👀👀deepest 🔫🔪🔪🔫🗡 darkest ☻😅😂 secret
  • Peter: how did you do it it's a verbal conversation

What if birthmarks are the places that actually killed us in our past life? Like there’s this girl from school whose birthmark is a line on her neck. What if her throat was cut? I know this guy who has his birthmark on his whole left cheek. What if he was shot? My little sisters birthmark is a line straight down her stomach. What if she died on the operating table?

anonymous asked:

Imagine: Jungkook when the band is finally taking a long break and he starts doing all kind of wild shit. He gets a tattoo. He gets a new haircut idk maybe shaving part of his hair. He starts buying a bunch of new clothes on different styles. And he just is doing all kinds of stuff he didn't do as a teenager.

didn’t get a haircut and didn’t get new clothes (prob just borrowed Yoongi’s jacket) but he got a (several) tattoos

I thought “hell yeah” when I first read that but I realized I don’t know what to do so just.. yeah.

i also run away from tattoo designs like the plague bc how tf do u do them