woah look at all them birds

newsies characters as john mulaney quotes
  • Jack: i guess someone said like something something police. and in a brilliant moment of word association i yelled “fuck da police!” and everyone else joined in. a hundred drunk white children yelling fuck da police
  • Crutchie: hey you could pour soup in my lap and i'll probably apologize to you
  • Davey: i put on a sweater and a pair of corduroy pants and i felt safe
  • Katherine: you know how you lie to your parents?
  • Pulitzer: he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving
  • Finch: everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds
  • Albert: it is 100% easier not to do things than to do them
  • Buttons: you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair
  • Spot: i'll keep all my emotions right here and then one day i'll die
  • Elmer: i don't want to be doing what i'm doing either
  • Romeo: i am very small, and i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress that i am under
  • Henry: 🎵and life is a fucking nightmare🎵
  • Specs: woah, that tall child looks terrible!
  • Race: hi, i'm very gay and would like a few dollars
  • Hannah: hello? hush!
Ink (Spencer Reid x Reader)

A/N: hi guys! This was a cute fluffy smut imagine and I really enjoyed writing it and I hope you enjoy reading it 😂 I’m boring I have nothing to say 😂
Warnings: fluffy smut
Pairing: Spencer Reid x Reader
Prompt: smut where Spencer loves the readers tattoos
Request: ✅
Upcoming Imagine: your pregnant and babysitting Henry…
You and Spencer sat on his bed watching Captain America on his laptop, snuggled next to each other.
You and Spencer have been dating for a year, ever since he laid eyes on you in the coffee shop it was love at first sight.
Spencer loves you a lot and you love him, but one thing that hasn’t happened yet was the big reveal.
Seeing each other naked.
Spencer told you he was ready but you weren’t at the time.
Little does he know, you have a few tattoos that you aren’t ready for him to see.
But you have been thinking; if he loves you so much, the tattoos shouldn’t matter to him.
You smiled to yourself involuntarily, unaware that Spencer was watching you.
“What are you smiling about?” He asked a small smile plastered on his face now.
“I was just thinking… I think I’m ready.” You said looking into his eyes.
He smirked and closed the computer.
“Are you sure? I can wait trust me.” He said softly as his lips were centimeters away from yours.
“I’m positive.” You said biting your lower lips before taking his lips in yours.
He slowly laid you down before lowering himself on top of you, kissing softly at your lips.
Pretty soon it escalated; tongues fought for dominance as you wrapped your legs around his waist.
His hand wandered up your shirt to your unclothed breast.
He broke the kiss, panting. “You aren’t wearing a bra.” He stated being careful to keep things slow.
You bit your bottom lip as you tugged your top over your head, revealing your naked torso.
Spencer’s eyes slowly fell to your chest, making his pupils dilate even more.
“Your so beautiful.” He said kissing the tops of your breasts.
He kissed up your neck but then stopped when something black caught his eye.
“What’s that?” He asked worried.
He’s going to hate them.
“Umm Spencer… the reason why I haven’t been comfortable with you seeing me is because… I have some tattoos and I wasn’t sure what you would have thought about them. I guess I was just nervous.” You said gently playing with his hair.
His eyes were soft and welcoming. “Let me see it.” He said craning his neck to look at your side.
Carved onto your skin was three bird silhouettes, each the size of a quarter.
“They’re beautiful.” He said with a smile as he kissed them softly.
“There’s three of them for each of my siblings, me included.” You said with a smile, noticing how much attention he was giving them.
“You said you have multiple of them. Can I see them all?” He said curiously.
“Woah woah there tiger, let’s even things out a bit first.” You said pulling his shirt over his head.
He giggled as you dramatically chucked his shirt across the room.
“The other ones are… lower.” You said eyeing your shorts.
He gladly slid them off of your legs but before removing your panties, he took off his pants as well.
The thin waistband showed a little bit of the French quote you had tattooed around your hip.
“I like this one too.” He said kissing it and holding your hips down.
“Do you know what it says?” You asked seductively.
He craned his neck and spoke out what it says, “Dream without fear, love without limits.”
You smiled as you watched him scan your body for more permanent markings.
On your left side of your ribs, you had an anchor, that was your favorite.
“Your so beautiful.” He said again paying attention to the tattoos on your body.
“Spencer?” You asked as he kissed the raised ink.
“Can I see the rest of you?” You asked nicely.
He looked down and back up to you before pulling down his boxers, his erection firm as his cheeks grew red.
“Your so gorgeous Spencer.” You said delicately tracing your fingers over his torso.
A spark of confidence fled through him as he pressed his lips against yours.
You pulled him closer down to you, feeling his tip against your thigh.
“I need you. I need you right now.” You said feeling pre cum drip down your thigh.
Spencer quickly grabbed a condom off of his side desk.
He slipped it on and looked back to your for assurance.
“I-I’m not sure what I’m doing so, please tell me if I’m hurting you or doing something you don’t like okay?” He said placing himself at your entrance.
You nodded and he slowly slipped into you, a moan escaping your lips at the feeling of being full.
He stayed there for a second, to let you get used to his length.
You started to buck your hips up to his, signaling him to start thrusting.
He started slow, but eventually picked up his pace.
Spencer started to shake above you as his his fingers circled your bundle of nerves, sending you over the edge with him close behind.
You both rode out your orgasms, panting as he collapsed to the side of you.
“That was amazing.” You said pulling the blanket up over you.
“It was? I mean I agree it’s just… it was my first time so I wasn’t sure how I did.” He said sheepishly.
“You did great. It’s not that often you can make a girl orgasm that quickly.” You said pulling him to lay on your chest.
He smiled and kissed your neck before tracing the outlines of your bird tattoos.
Goosebumps raising on your skin as his fingers delicately traced over the ink.
You kissed his forehead and you both fell into a deep sleep.

anonymous asked:

Kim/Alex (I dare you)

Send me a ship, otp, brotp, reader x charater, etc. and a prompt number and I’ll write you something based off it.

(prompts no longer accepted)

A/N: I swear, I hope this pairing is canon.

17. “I dare you.”

“I dare you.”

The flush on her face was quite different from her way she stubbornly crossed her arms over her chest. “No way.”

Nino cupped his ear with a hand, leaning slightly towards Alix. “I’m sorry, what’s that? The Great Alix turning down a dare?” He clicked his tongue, shaking his head as he did so. “How disappointing.”

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