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Things that turn 10 years old this year

Portal
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Wizards of Waverly Place
Super Paper Mario
The Orange Box
Team Fortress 2
Half Life 2: Episode 2(the most recent installment in the Half Life series)
iCarly
Chowder(the cartoon)
Total Drama Island

Think about that for a second.

My thoughts on ‘Tales From The Yawning Portal’

I received my advance copy of @dndwizards​’s new book Tales from the Yawning Portal not quite a week ago. If you haven’t heard of this book here’s the gist of it:

TftYP is a collection of seven ‘classic’ dungeon adventures from D&D editions past, all updated with fifth edition rules. In this book you get…

  • Against the Giants (AD&D)
  • Dead in Thay (D&D Next)
  • Forge of Fury (D&D 3e)
  • Hidden Shrine of Tamoachan (AD&D)
  • The Sunless Citadel (D&D 3e)
  • Tomb of Horrors (AD&D)
  • White Plume Mountain (AD&D)

All of the maps and layout have been updated to make them easier on the eyes, while their traps, monsters, structure, and challenges remains largely unchanged. TftYP is a ‘best of’ book, rather than a remake or reboot of these adventures.

If you’re a millennial who got into D&D through things like Acquisitions Inc, The Adventure Zone, or Critical Role, my take on this book is gonna be of interest to you…because this book might be specifically FOR YOU.  

Originally posted by ewzzy


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Aku: You are strong, yes. But in the future, my strength will surpass yours! 

Jack: There is no future for you, Aku! 

Aku: I disagree! 

Jack: What trickery is this? Aku!

Aku: Do not worry, Samurai. You will see me again. But next time you shall not be so fortunate… 

-”Samurai Jack”

*jazz hands* relativity falls portal!Mabel

the eye doesn’t do anything it just signifies that she’s a super cool old pansexual lady with a missing eye

Also she needs a monocle probably but Grunkle Dipper can have fun trying to force that on her later

(concept: your role on the cipher wheel is set by the actions you take in life and by coming to gravity falls first she became the all-seeing-eye)

ALSO ALSO — PROTECT NEVILLE FUCKING LONGBOTTOM ALWAYS BUT ESPECIALLY IN THIS FUCKING MOVIE WHEN BARTY CROUCH JR. MAKES NEVILLE COME UP AN WATCH HIM USE THE CRUCIATUS CURSE ON THAT OVERGROWN SPIDER. 

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“With this, the seal of the seven wise men is at last broken.  It is now only a matter of time before evil power covers this land.  After all, the legendary Hero cannot defeat us, the tribe of evil, when we are armed with the Power of Gold!”  

-Agahnim, “A Link to the Past”  

“Well, my lady? are you staying?”

She got the iPhone she’d been carefully preserving throughout the Quest out of her bag and turned it on, quietly humming a prayer to the heavenly Queen of Magic as she did so. It - miraculously - turned on. She held it up above her head, waving it around a little. Out of the corner of her eye, she could see the portal flickering blue.

“We can’t hold it open much longer. You have to decide.”

“I don’t have reception here!” she cried. She looked down from the height of the castle. A little dizzy, she closed her eyes. Then, with one smooth motion, she threw the phone as far as she could.

“I’m staying,” she said. The wizard holding the portal open let it snap shut and collapsed on the stones of the castle roof, breathing hard.  "But,“ she continued, "I’m pretty sure I could figure out a way to use magic to build an internet-equivalent….”

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Get put to the test with LEGO Dimensions and the world of Portal in this video from IGN.

Gorillaz Voice Meme

GORILLAZ VOICE MEME
BY plasticbeeach.tumblr.com
*This was made for fun and enjoyment. You can ignore a question entirely and just do what you are comfortable with. You can record a video or MP3 file.*

• State your name and URL
• How old are you?
• Where are you from?
• Pronounce some names, words & quotes: Murdoc Niccals, 2-D, Noodle, Russel Hobbs, Cyborg Noodle, Demon Days, Plastic Beach, Pink Stink Fish, “It’s my band!”, Kong Studios, 212 Wobble Street, “It’s like a wizard portal!”, Ocean Bacon, “Hail Satan!”, “Get the cool shoeshine!”, Feel Good, Paula Cracker, The Boogeyman, “It’s dare!”, Rock the House, Del the Ghost Rapper, Clint Eastwood, “Keep it chilly, ‘cos everything is cool!”, White Light, Swan Scone, Welcome to the World of the Plastic Beach, Dirty Harry, Stylo, Superfast Jellyfish, “I’m feeling very blah blah blah”, Cortez, Summfink, Rise of the Ogre, Doncamatic, Stuart Pot, Do Ya Thing, “The future is coming on”, “I can’t kill it, look, it’s all slippery!”.
• Try and make a Murdoc grunt or noise!
• How long have you been a Gorillaz fan?
• How did you discover Gorillaz?
• Have you seen Gorillaz live?
• Do you own any Gorillaz merchindise?
• Your favourite album?
• Your favourite album cover?
• Name your favourite character and why you like them?
• What is something you associate with them?
• Favourite Gorillaz phase?
• Favourite song?
• Favourite music video?
• Can you sing a Gorillaz song now?
• Where would you rather live? Kong Studios, Plastic Beach or 212 Wobble Street?
• Are you excited for the new Gorillaz album in 2016?
• Who would you like Gorillaz to collaborte with?
• Can you do an impression of a band member?
• Favourite Gorillaz quote?
• Why is Murdoc so green?
• Finally, tell us a thought, fact or just tell us something Gorillaz-related!
• Tag anyone!

  • Murdoc: It's like... A wizard's portal...
  • Murdoc:
  • Murdoc: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit