wizarding word of harry potter


Annual Harry Potter pilgrimage~ With October just around the corner, Hogsmeade has just enough of a spark of autumn magic! Especially at night - look at those colors!! Highlights include:

  • Cold butter beer (I miss it already!)
  • Short lines!
  • Brand new wand that does real “magic”~ ♥

A few people asked me if I’m in Hufflepuff because I was wearing yellow haha… Hey, Gryffindor has yellow too!

October 6th: Bubbling

Day Six of the Drarry Halloween Fest @drarry-halloween-fest

Draco apparated into an alleyway before making his way into the restaurant. Steeping through the door, he searched the room for his long-term boyfriend. He quickly found the green-eyes man at a table in the far corner. Quickly, he set out to join him. Harry stood to greet him with a kiss before they sat across from each other. Today was their one-year anniversary and they were celebrating it at the restaurant of their first date. 

Draco really liked Harry - loved him, even. Everything about him was perfect. He was in college to get a degree to teach, while Draco had started working for the ministry as a potion master. Not that Harry knew that, however. No, Harry thought Draco was studying medicine. 

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gryffindor aesthetics

sprinting across the burning sand to reach the ocean • the smell of popcorn • old basebasll caps • laughing so hard your side hurts • grass stains • tree houses • rope swings • action & horror films • grazed knees • ripped jeans • fireworks •sittig on counters •posters that cover every inch of a wall • never lowering their voice, even when they should • the crackle of a warm fire • snow ball fights that become very seious competitions sooner than expected • dreaming about dragons and knights • knit sweaters • flanels, lots of flannel • large breakfasts • chocolate • the drop on a rollercoaster • fall leaves crunching beneath your feet • cheering at sports events • feeling the wind in your hair • friendships that last forever

A Short Guide to Swearing like a Potterhead

Harry Potter puppet pals taught us some great wizard swears. For your convenience, here is an abridged compendium of Potterhead swears, for all your swearing needs.

“You great bumbling Goyle” – hardly a swear; the equivalent of ‘you ass’

“Snape’s greasy hair” – a lesser swear, used mostly in times of surprise or disgust; the equivalent of ‘for the love of God’

“You complete 3rd year Draco Malfoy” – another lesser swear, to be used against someone; the equivalent of 'you bastard’
(Note: the female equivalent of this swear is “You Pansy Parkinson” or “You Rita Skeeter” in substitute of 'you bitch’

“Weasley sweaters” – a lesser swear, often tossed around; the equivalent of 'damn’

“Basilisk fangs” – a lesser swear, generally thrown around and often a pleased exclamation; the equivalent of 'damn’

“By the Burrow” – a middling swear, for any situation; the equivalent of 'shit’

“By the oblivion of Harry Potter himself” – a more serious swear, used generally in grave or shocking situations; the equivalent of 'Jesus, Mary, and Joseph’ and 'damn and blast’

“Cho Chang’s tears” – a greater swear, but often used in ordinary situations; the equivalent of 'bloody hell’ or 'shit’

“For the love of Sirius Black” – a greater swear, usually followed by a defiant declaration (i.e., 'I’ll do what I please’); the equivalent of the f word

“Voldemort’s nose” – the worst swear of all, to be used only in the most dire or serious situations; the equivalent of the GD word

*Feel free to add*

Drarry Masterlist

Thought I’d finally get around to putting them all in one post. Which I’ll probably forget to edit whenever I write something new. Haha. Ha. ha. anyway.

~~Read the tags on ao3!~~



~55k words. Teen and Up.

In the months after Voldemort’s death, Draco Malfoy comes to live with Harry Potter under witness protection. But Draco seems somehow different, and Harry is determined to find out why and whether it is going to mean anything different for their relationship. Meanwhile, it seems the Golden Trio might have missed Voldemort’s true goal for the Deathly Hallows.


~40k words. Explicit.

The war has left its mark on everyone. The Ministry, as usual, is only too happy to take advantage. But Harry won’t let them destroy his home, no matter what he has to do to stop them. And no matter if a certain Draco Malfoy insists on getting him off track.

Who I Really Am

~8k words. Explicit.

Draco seems to have changed since the war, and is insisting on making amends for his actions. But he’s still a Malfoy, for heaven’s sake… And, it would seem, a Malfoy with a certain kink…

Dark Wizards, Dark Wizards Everywhere…

~45k words. Mature.

Seven years after the war, Harry Potter is feeling disillusioned with life. Partnered with Draco Malfoy, it is their job as elite Aurors to defeat dark and powerful witches and wizards. But what if there aren’t any? What if all there is to life is a well filed tax return? …Or what if they’re wrong?

Games Night

~6k words. Explicit.

Harry has no idea why Hermione decided that an inter-house Games Night would be a good idea, but he’s here now, and he intends to beat Malfoy, no matter what game he chooses. But, who would have thought muggle games could be full of so much… tension?

New Spells

~3.5k words. Explicit.

You’d think that Harry would have learned to stop trying out unknown spells on Malfoy.

And you’d think that Harry would have realised, quite quickly, that any spell that leads to Malfoy moaning like THAT would be a good spell to avoid. Forever.

And you’d think he’d stop doing it to Malfoy in public, before people start to think he’s some kind of pervert, for Merlin’s sake.

To be honest, Harry isn’t certain he’s been thinking properly at all.

It Goes Like This

~3k words. Explicit.

I’ve seen your flag on the marble arch
And love is not a victory march
It’s a cold and it’s a broken Hallelujah

Praise Me

~4.5k words. Explicit.

Why is Malfoy getting all strange and flustered? All Harry did was praise him…

King of the Jungle

~6k words. Explicit.

Tarzan Drarry AU. Backed by Millicent Bullstrode, Draco Malfoy leads an expedition in search of the fabled white ape - “colloquial term, of course, since it’s not a blasted ape, Millicent, it’s a- Never mind; I’ll behave”. But before he can find it, he is swept off the ground by a mysterious stranger.

What I’m Missing

~5.5k words. Teen and Up.

This started as a tumblr post in response to this ask: “can you do a drarry one shot during eighth year where draco walks around like he’s really big and bad but he’s really lonely because everyone’s scared of him and he hates himself for what he did and he lets harry in after a while and just angst? thank youuu”

White Sheets in the Morning Sun

~12k words. Explicit.

Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years when he suddenly appears on stage in Hogsmeade’s newest cafe. Harry is mesmerised, wanting to know where and how the boy who made all the wrong choices learned to sing like that, and for the first time, he feels something more than the vague fog of nothingness.

Misguided At Best

~3k words. Explicit.

Draco has grown bored of the aristocratic fetish clubs, and decides to try something new.
But he never would have expected to find Harry Potter, disguised and on his knees, waiting for him.

A Place To Hide

~1k words. Teen and Up.

Harry just needs a moment by himself on Halloween, but a French prince wants to share his hiding place.

Bound To You

~28k words. Explicit.

Hag magic is capricious and unruly, and Harry and Draco are bound to stay by each other’s side until they can solve the riddle. In between long car trips, misty rain, and midnight star charts, they begin to understand each other.

Forgiving An Enemy

~3k words. Explicit.

Malfoy has a plan. Only, he seems to have forgotten about the plan… Harry needs a new plan.

Let’s Find A Way

~2k words. Teen and Up.

Draco is a willing participant in his community service obligation. In fact, he even has some suggestions for it. He probably shouldn’t be surprised that those suggestions lead him straight back to Potter.


Aural Gratification by birdsofshore

Moneymaker by dictacontrion

(yeah I have more podfics than this, but I’m only going to link the ones on ao3 because the others aren’t really as good quality)

(Edit: Have finally updated months later… probably should have waited until DTH is revealed so I can add that one too but hey whatever I’ll just add it in again in a month or five.)