wizard food


so my very good friend mauve is writing an adorable modern au taakitz fic called (when i think about you) flowers grow out of my grave, and i’m doing some illustrations for it! these are for chapter one, which you can and should go read right now.


b.a.p x hogwarts

Just so you know...

The Powerpuff Girls, Ed Edd N’ Eddy, Destiny’s Child, Miley Lilly and Oliver, Raven Chelsea and Eddy, Zack Cody and Woody, Me Myself and I, pancakes bacon and eggs, Alex Justin and Max, Cory Topanga and Shawn, Sabrina Zelda and Hilda, Harry Hermione and Ron, Will Coco and Edwardo, Mickey Goofy and Donald, Riley Maya and Farkle, Pearl Amethyst and Garnet, and The Kanker Sisters are superior trios to Kim, Kendall, and Kylie.

Most Disgusting Food Fight

After searching a chest and finding no treasure, the bard decided to make the best possible use of what they found

Bard: “I’m gonna keep one of these spider eggs and see if it hatches, then, I can have a pet spider.”

DM: (rolls) “The eggs smell pretty rotten.”

Bard: “Oh. In that case I’d like to throw it at the wizard.”

DM: Make an attack roll.

*rolls 19*

DM: “Okay, you hit the wizard. Disgusting goop starts to trickle down the back of his neck. Roll constitution to not throw up.”

*wizard fails.*

Wizard: “Can I projectile vomit in her face?”

DM: “You know what, sure.”


DM: “Okay, the stream of vomit hits the bard square in the face for *rolls* one point of damage.”

Entire group: *Laughing their heads off.*

Paladin: “What the hell is wrong with you two?”

One thing I want to learn about in the Harry Potter universe: different nations’ wizarding foods

Are there fancy schmancy Belgian chocolate frogs?
Pumpkin pasties are so obviously British that I wonder if America’s got, like, pumpkin burgers
Speaking of which, pumpkin juice is obviously just a wizard’s pumpkin spice latte, u can’t fool me Hogwarts, ur all basic af
Does France have special wizard cheeses?
Is there a type of magical sushi eaten by Japanese wizards?

I want to know.

Harry Potter Questions
1. Hogwarts house (of course)
2. What is your patronus?
3. Owl, cat, or toad?
4. If you were to put a piece of your soul into a horcrux (not that I’m condoning this!), what would you put it into?
5. What would your amortentia smell like?
6. Which Hogwarts subject would be your favorite?
7. Which Hogwarts subject would you be best at?
8.  If you were an animagus, what would you turn into?
9. What would be your marauder name?
10. What is your favorite spell?
11. If you had the chance to use Felix Felicis (liquid luck) to do better on a test without consequences, would you do it?
12. The wand, the stone, or the cloak?
13. What is the length, wood, and core of your wand?
14. If you were to design something for Weasely’s Wizard Wheezes, what would it be?
15. What would you see when faced with a boggart?
16. What image would you think of to fight your boggart?
17.  What would be your quidditch position?
18. What’s your favorite wizarding food?
19. What would it say on your chocolate frog card?
20. Invent a spell you think would be useful.
21. What happy memory would you use for your patronus?
22. Would you ever use an unforgivable spell?
23. Would you be a prefect?
24. What would be your dream job in the wizarding world?
25. Would you enter your name in the Triwizard tournament?
26. Would you rather go to Hogwarts, Beauxbatons, or Durmstrang?
27. Would you join S.P.E.W.?
28. Which electives would you take? (Alchemy, Arithmancy, Care of Magical Creatures, Divination, Muggle Studies, Study of Ancient Runes)
29. How would you use the marauder’s map?
30. What’s your favorite magical creature?


The mood-enhancing properties of chocolate are well known in both the Muggle and wizard worlds. Chocolate is the perfect antidote for anyone who has been overcome in the presence of Dementors, which suck hope and happiness out of their surroundings.

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