witty observations

rising signs when drunk
  • Aries: loud af, super fun, changes the music and dances by themselves, sometimes a bit of a dick (in the BEST WAY POSSIBLE), makes everyone dance with them, the one usually to come up with an idea to ride down a hill on some cardboard they found (SO FUN), probs will steal a sign
  • Taurus: probs drunk eating or hanging out in the kitchen, always on the look out for food or a snuggle, really well dressed and presented, super touchy and affectionate (often they're not super affectionate), SUPER giggly lmao, almost a mom-friend but if you're not a CLOSE friend they rly will not give a fuck, will very likely take off their clothes bc they feel so restricted
  • Gemini: giggly as hell, absolute SHIT talker, could probably win a debate with their confidence when drunk, tends to like run away, ditzy and off the planet entirely, somehow manages to talk with everyone at the party, doesn't really remember their names, accidentally flirty but only bc they are on their own level
  • Cancer: Super mom-friend if you're a close pal, will not give a fuck if you're not close, really loves food, tends to be super fun and captivating, really social and flirty, doesn't take it anywhere though so when it gets more than flirty they kinda just... leave that situation, can get offended rly quickly but also as quickly is laughing in the centre of the room
  • Leo: the organiser, lights up the party when they walk in, everyone is playing drinking games around them, always dressed on-POINT, laughs really loud, NEVER empty handed, always chatting to a group of people really animatedly, will find/swap clothes with someone by the end of the night, first one to get everyone to do shots for the night, forward rolls away from a bad convo, life of the party
  • Virgo: tries to look after everyone at first, makes sure they're comfortable, really sweet and caring, then gets absolutely smashed, talks shit and gets super direct, tells people they're wrong and corrects them in a hilarious way, doesn't shut up when they get started, makes sure everyone is super drunk and having fun, will be the one to hold back hair even if they just threw up
  • Libra: will touch EVERYTHING, super flirty and huggy, friends with everyone in a charming way, has control of the music ALWAYS and will complain when it's shit, somehow has everyone's details by the end of the night, HILARIOUS, talks really fast when they get excited, makes people chug their drinks and starts a chant off, usually ends up hooking up with someone at the end of a night
  • Scorpio: magnetic as hell, super dark and sarcastic at the beginning, cynical and observes, then decides who the fun people are at a party and gets LOOSE AS HELL, seductive and a smooth talker, will definitely bring someone home with them, gets someone's number, dances on the tables, sings/raps a song surprisingly perfectly, charming and witty, super funny
  • Sagittarius: omg life of the party with leo rising, does literally their own thing 100% of the time, gets on their own buzz entirely, makes a brand new friend group and runs off with them during the night, might just run off in general, makes a speech early in the night, makes the FUNNIEST jokes, can talk about politics and also absolutely nothing within the same conversation, always with a drink
  • Capricorn: witty and observant at first, then comes out of their shell and a completely different side to them emerges, will leave mid convo if it's boring, is sarcastic and loud, starts running around and somehow gets the energy of 5 billion condensed suns, gets really confident, speaks and laughs loudly
  • Aquarius: SOCIAL AS HELL, big arms and wild movements, always dresses so uniquely and cool, deeply involved in all drinking games, always ends up scoring more alcohol somehow (it's often given to them), takes a heap of selfies but immediately deletes them if they look slightly bad, will not ever stop talking
  • Pisces: absolutely wildly silly, laughing super hard on one side, and then mid-conversation sprints into another bc they like what they're talking about more, sometimes has a break where they suddenly get sad or mad, but then immediately reverts back to their cloud 9 state, gets a shitload of energy, meets everyone in the party and almost immediately forgets their name, always gets super drunk, passes out, wakes up and keeps going
Saturn Signs

Saturn is a teacher, your Saturn Sign symbolizes what you have to learn in life, the challenges you must face. Your Saturn Sign describes your ambitions, material status and work.

Aries: independent, persevering, strategic, resourceful, egocentric, stubborn, unsympathetic
Lesson: To take charge of your own destiny, stand up for what you believe in, learn to love yourself

Taurus: materialistic, wise, realistic, methodical, concentrated, stubborn, judgmental
Lesson: To see the value in what is intangible rather than material, learn not to fear going without, materials don’t make the man

Gemini: learned, witty, practical, versatile, observant, self-doubting, pessimistic
Lesson: To trust yourself and your intuition, understand yourself and how you think, to find balance between reason and intuition

Cancer: protective, ambitious, subtle, level-headed, inhibited, cold, self-serving
Lesson: To let yourself feel, trust your emotions, understand how and why you feel the way you do

Leo: commanding, dignified, warm, controlled, inhibited, defensive, egotistical
Lesson: To find balance between leading and dictating, to have confidence without ego, don’t fear failure

Virgo: precise, realistic, attentive, conscientious, stern, critical, anxious
Lesson: To find the balance between self-denial and -indulgence, to discipline yourself without denying

Libra: loyal, impartial, tactful, dignified, idealistic, indecisive, insincere
Lesson: To discover and maintain your personal identity, draw the line between others and the self, to bring order to the world around you

Scorpio: purposeful, disciplined, persevering, determined, ruthless, rigid, insensitive
Lesson: How to effectively use your power, to be powerful without being controlling, how to use your energy

Sagittarius: loyal, devoted, energetic, concentrated, self-righteous, prideful, hypocritical
Lesson: To build up your moral or religious values and use them to empower both yourself and others, do not allow the dogma of others to hold you back

Capricorn: hardworking, disciplined, ambitious, independent, repressed, cold, unprincipled
Lesson: To know your role in the world, understand time as a tool rather than your enemy

Aquarius: observant, open-minded, humanitarian, genuine, individualistic, cold, insincere
Lesson: To find balance between freedom and structure, don’t restrict yourself with your attempts to bring order

Pisces: wise, self-sacrificing, humanitarian, imaginative, timid, withdrawn, undisciplined
Lesson: To use your experiences to help others, to serve as a teacher, overcome your suffering in order to better yourself

Rising Signs When Drunk

Aries: loud af, super fun, changes the music and dances by themselves, sometimes a bit of a dick (in the BEST WAY POSSIBLE), makes everyone dance with them, the one usually to come up with an idea to ride down a hill on some cardboard they found (SO FUN), probs will steal a sign

Taurus: probs drunk eating or hanging out in the kitchen, always on the look out for food or a snuggle, really well dressed and presented, super touchy and affectionate (often they’re not super affectionate), SUPER giggly lmao, almost a mom-friend but if you’re not a CLOSE friend they rly will not give a fuck, will very likely take off their clothes bc they feel so restricted

Gemini: giggly as hell, absolute SHIT talker, could probably win a debate with their confidence when drunk, tends to like run away, ditzy and off the planet entirely, somehow manages to talk with everyone at the party, doesn’t really remember their names, accidentally flirty but only bc they are on their own level

Cancer: Super mom-friend if you’re a close pal, will not give a fuck if you’re not close, really loves food, tends to be super fun and captivating, really social and flirty, doesn’t take it anywhere though so when it gets more than flirty they kinda just… leave that situation, can get offended rly quickly but also as quickly is laughing in the centre of the room

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Namjoon sorted BTS into Hogwarts houses

I’m a bit late (why did I find about this only now) but anyways, I wasn’t expecting some of the sorting in all honesty. But after learning the traits of the houses in more detail I can totally see why. IMO this is very accurate because Rapmon must know the boys best (they literally stick together 24/7) and seems to have a clear understanding of the houses (not just the stereotypes). Some may argue, for example, that Namjoon fits Ravenclaw rather than Jungkook or Jimin can’t be Slytherin (I was confused at first too although I could see Jimin as Slytherin in some way) but after reading this it all made so much sense and I was amazed by how Namjoon could do this in seconds (fansigns are usually hectic and they can’t have much time with each fan). The boy must have had thought about it before haha.

So here are the traits of each house I found on the internet. (Credit to the original creator)

GRYFFINDOR

THEY ARE:
experience-oriented, honest, practical, blunt, passionate, playful, funny, prone to living in the moment and not taking themselves seriously, trusting, idealistic, stubborn and loath to back down, prone to procrastination, wary of manipulators and liars.

THEY ARE NOT (NECESSARILY):
irresponsible - Gryffindors display a strong tendency to “own” their mistakes.

REMEMBER:
Gryffindors tend to have a strong moral centre and are unafraid to act on their morals or to seize opportunities to make changes.

RAVENCLAW

THEY ARE:
analytical, intelligent, logical yet impractical (absent-minded professor types), curious, inquisitive, creative, witty, wise, observers more often than participants, interested in understanding things, resigned cynics, fond of intellectual discussion, introspective, independent, self-entertaining, fond of learning for the sake of learning

THEY ARE NOT (NECESSARILY):
unemotional (consider Cho Chang), wordy (consider rambling vs. concise language), good at school (Ravenclaws are good at what they are interested in, but need to have that interest)

REMEMBER:
Just because an applicant is smart does not mean they are a Ravelclaw - consider Snape, Hermione, Lily and Percy.

SLYTHERIN

THEY ARE:
ambitious, driven, focused on goals, determined, prepared, subtle, perfectionistic, adaptable, realistic, big on cost/benefit analysis, self-reliant, charming, bold and assertive, ruthless and able to separate their idea of themselves from what they do, able to use their intelligence as a tool to achieve their goals

THEY ARE NOT (NECESSARILY):
disloyal (however, their loyalty is highly selective) or disregarding of the opinions of others (in fact, Slytherins love positive attention and thrive on praise)

REMEMBER:
Slytherins are not gratuitously mean, in fact, they treat people with respect because they are about the impression they give.

HUFFLEPUFF

THEY ARE:
hard-working, determined, tenacious, loyal, honest, genuine, well-rounded, fair and just, open-minded, giving, good-hearted, accepting, compassionate, passionate, practical, patient, dependable

THEY ARE NOT (NECESSARILY):
unemotional although they have a tendency to not flaunt their emotions.

REMEMBER:
A Hufflepuff’s loyalty is not free, it is selective and based on fairness, but will likely to be prominent throughout the application.

So, what do you guys think? Do you agree with Namjoon or do you still think some members fit other house better? Please let me know because it’s always good to hear different opinions!

I love Finn so much, and I love how thoughtfully and how beautifully John Boyega inhabits the role–

He’s spoken in interviews about how he sees Finn as a much needed departure from overly assured, macho, hypermasculine heroes, and it’s SO visible in the movie–

Finn is so vulnerable, so flawed, so human-  

I love how he wears his emotions on his sleeve:  
“Keep calm, keep calm…”
“I am calm!”
“I was talking to myself…”

How both he and Rey look overwhelmed and terrified at the prospect of flying a ship-

How he runs to save (what he thinks is) a poor girl being attacked and outnumbered by thieves  (let’s remember that Finn is unarmed and outnumbered too!!)  
BUT then he turns right around and runs for his life when she runs after him with a weapon:::
He’s BRAVE, but it’s bravery that’s tangible, not the Movie Hero’s insensate lack of fear.

Finn is so funny, but he doesn’t have the zingy one-liners of a guy who has it all figured out-  Mostly he’s making witty observations or stating an ironic truth, or bantering with Rey or Han-

He and Rey both feel so young and they relate like people– Finn may be attracted to her, but aside from wanting to impress her he never gives any indication-
he doesn’t hit on her or make innuendos or act like a man is generally supposed to act in movies to prove he’s a DUDE-

Finn just reacts with joy and excitement that he’s found such an awesome, badass friend— just look at the way he and Rey rush to compliment and gush over EACH OTHER after flying the Millenium Falcon for the first time.  He’s so not cool!!
He should probably be shrugging and squaring his shoulders like “Oh yeah, that’s me: hero of the resistance, glad you could keep up…” if he wants to keep up the charade that he’s part of the Resistance,

but he’s THRILLED and he forgets his Cool Guy persona and wants to gush and nerd out like a little kid, and tell Rey how cool she is, and say “No no, I only hit the target cuz you set me up for it!!”

I’ve totally lost my train of thought, but yeah Finn is a wonderful character and I love him a lot

BTS AS THE SEVEN DWARFS

As most of you may know, in the classic Disney movie, Snow White, there are seven characters that steal the show, known as the Seven Dwarfs. Their names are Doc, Dopey, Bashful, Grumpy, Sneezy, Sleepy, and Happy. I thought that since the numbers fit, I’d make a post about which dwarf I thought each member of BTS resembled the most. I hope you guys enjoy!


Kim Namjoon as Doc

Okay, this pairing is for obvious reasons. Doc is the leader of the dwarfs, and he looks out for them very well! However, Doc is still pretty awkward (in a cute way though) and he often stumbles his words. For some reason, this reminds me of Namjoon being all cute in the English interviews lmao. I think they fit each other well.

Kim Seokjin as Sneezy

Okay, just hear me out on this one! Sneezy is not only super adorable, but he often takes care of the other dwarfs by cooking for them, etc. I know it seems like kind of a stretch, but their caring natures really do match up! I promise!!

Min Yoongi as Sleepy

This one was obvious. I mean, come on. These guys would be best friends. I bet you can’t event tell these pictures apart. Also, I saw that Sleepy was very observant and witty, despite his drowsiness.

Jung Hoseok as Happy

This one was pretty obvious too. I mean, we call him the sun for heaven sake! Hoseok is just that member that can always make anyone smile. even yoongi

Park Jimin as Bashful

Our mochi, Jimin, is a perfect fit for Bashful. Jimin is so cute and smol and shy. He is so humble, and honestly, I think he underestimates himself a lot! Anyway, the boy is hella cute and I just wanna hug him all the time.

Kim Taehyung as Dopey

This cutie is actually my favorite of the seven dwarfs. Kim Taehyung, bless his soul, is just so… so interesting. These two fun-loving babies are practically mirrors of each other. They know how to make everyone around them smile and feel happy. However, they tend to annoy the other six every now and then.

Jeon Jungkook as Grumpy

Okay, I know. You guys are going to be mad at me for pegging him as Grumpy, but how could I not when he is just so RUDE ALL THE FREAKING TIME!? LIKE, CAN HE JUST STAHP!?!?!? In all honesty, I would have given this one to Yoongi, but I thought Sleepy fit him better lmao.


I hope you guys like this! It’s a little different from the posts I normally make! If you guys like this, please let me know by sending in an ask or commenting on/reblogging this post! Also, if you agree/disagree with my pairings, let me know!!!! Lastly, if you’re not following me, please do!! @jinssmile (: Thanks for reading!

Name Games

Pairing: Reader x Jeonghan
Genre: fluff??? friends-to-lovers
Summary: You and Jeonghan use nicknames for each other all the time. But recently, he’s been using one that you makes you feel a certain type of way. 
Word count: 1,971
A/N: This is just nonsense. Also sorry for the terrible title again I think I’m just doomed to shitty titles for the rest of my life

Jeonghan and you were very fond of nicknames. It had very quickly become a staple of your friendship. Light playfulness and excessive teasing just came in the package. There seemed to be a new one every month; sometimes they were witty observations about the other, or they were just dumb. Usually, it was the latter. More often than not, you were the one firing off at him; Fabio, Lucifer, and Sleeping Beauty had been a few of your favourites. Usually, he just called you his fool, or Pabo, or his muffinhead. They were always harmless.

This month, however, he had a new one for you. ‘Babe, can you come over today? I’m lonely.’ That’d be the first time. 'Babe, I’m bored, can we go to the park?’ You’d tried not to think about it too much. 'Babe, can you buy me an ice cream? I left my wallet at home'… 'Ah, babe, that’s not fair!'… 'Thank you, babe!'… You could’ve ignored it, if it didn’t happen so often. You didn’t exactly how why it bothered you so much. It shouldn’t. It was just another nickname. Right? It had started as a joke, after all. A mutual acquaintance had said that the two of you looked good together, and Jeonghan had never stopped teasing you for it. Hence, he’d started using that cursed nickname.It was just a stupid word, but it bothered you so much. That in itself annoyed you more than anything else.

“Jeonghan,” you moaned, snatching your phone off him. “You’re going to clog my camera roll.”
“Yes, but they’re pictures of me,” he drawled. “That’s far better than anything else that you could take a photo of.”
You snorted, swiping through the dozens of identical selfies of Jeonghan. “Yeah, yeah, keep telling yourself that.”
“Oh, you wound me,” he grasped at his heart dramatically, giving you a pitiful look.
“Oh, shut up,” you laughed, knocking him with your shoulder. “You’ll survive.”
“You should be kinder to me,” he smirked. “I know too much.”
“Well, I guess that’s true,” you chuckled, pressing the ‘bin’ icon on your screen.
“Hey!” Jeonghan whined, trying to grab your phone.  
“They’re all the same!” You laughed, trying to push him away with your free hand.
“No they’re not! They’re all subtly different.”
“Jeonghan.”
“Yes?”
“Do I look like I care?”
“You truly are heartless.”
You smiled, leaning to rest your head on his shoulder. “That’s rich, coming from you.”
“You are on the offensive today,” he teased, wriggling the phone out of your hands. You let him have it. “Come now, let’s take a photo together.” He said, holding your phone up to get his ‘Best Angle’.  
“Why?”
“Because I enjoy indulging my vanity.”
“I don’t.”
“Shh, just take the photo.”
“I don’t look good today.”
“You look pretty, babe, don’t worry about it.”

You felt your cheeks heat up. There was that word again. You didn’t have much time to think before smiling for the photo.

Jeonghan looked down at the photo with a smile on his face. “Ah, you’re so cute, babe.”

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AQUARIUS - In a Nutshell

Aquarius is the sign of visionaries, unconventionality and intellectual independence. Aquarius are the people who deviate from the crowd and go their own way. They are always after intellectual stimulation, constantly discovering something new, forming new opinions and stubbornly travelling their way regardless of what other people think. Aquarius are filled with paradoxes, they are interested in the opposite ends of the spectrum, they like to be alone yet are social butterflies, they like to experience both sides and see both opinions as they formulate new ideas with their forward thinking, active mind.

Aquarius have a ‘live and let live’ policy where everyone is free to be themselves, an Aquarius never judges others because as human beings, we are all equal and entitled to our own opinions. They are verbally skilled and very witty, they observe people and learn how to interact with others through observation. They can be masters of manipulation justifying anything they do or think. As a result, they can deal with any type of personality and adapt to any situation.

They welcome change because boredom is their enemy. Anything new is an opportunity to Aquarius. Aquarius can act as an expert on any topic, they are very good at inflating their own importance, they feel it is deserved because their eccentricity makes them unique. Conventional people beware, Aquarius likes to shock and deviate from the norm, this is how they live.

Aquarius is known to pick at anyone they find weak or dull-minded. It is simply an easy target for verbal exercise for them, no harm is meant but it might be taken from the other person. Deep inside, Aquarius would never intentionally hurt anyone, they have respect for every human, even though this might not seem apparent to the more emotional types.

A Familiar Face

Klaroline Infinity Day 7 - Ideal Endgame Scene

A year, a century, what was time to an immortal? For Caroline, forty years meant love, laughter, fear and grief. With her daughters grown, she’s ready to stop playing it safe and to go looking for the adventures the world once promised.


She had forgotten how lonely it could be, the fate of a vampire. At home, the girls knew exactly who she was and what that meant - but they couldn’t possibly understand the weight of outliving such a phase in her life. Humans went through a handful of these complete shifts, but Caroline was realizing she would have to do this over and over again until she met the wrong end of a pointy stick.

Having buried both Stefan and Alaric years before and signed the Bennett School over to Josie and Lizzie, Caroline decided to take a well deserved retirement trip around the world for her sixty-fifth birthday. She had left a week earlier, kissing the girls at the airport. “I love you, call me every day.”

“Every week,” Josie promised sternly, onlookers probably confused to see a young woman asking her mother to call every day.

Because Caroline didn’t look her nearly sixty-five years; she didn’t look a day over seventeen, and she never would. It was a realization that came in waves, one that hit her again as she flew over the Atlantic to South Africa. The list of postcards and souvenirs she had planned to buy was much too short for someone of her age, but everyone had died or moved on with their very human lives.

The girls, obviously, would receive the brunt of her gifts. Matt never cared for her messages, and Elena didn’t even know who Caroline was anymore. Some of the school’s students kept in touch, but it wasn’t the same.

She was always missing the people she loved, and she wanted someone to miss her.

Shaking her head, Caroline glanced around the plane to distract herself from the morose thoughts. Brass curls caught her attention, but she turned to her book before she could let herself wonder why.

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Just in! Vanity Fair released an exclusive clip of Call Me By Your Name (see above)! Hear the cicadas, feel the hotness of the Italian summer, and watch as the attraction between Elio and Oliver is more than palpable. More than Armie and Timothée as Oliver and Elio, you can also see french actress Esther Garrel as Elio’s friend Marzia.
The dialog comes straight from the book , which only adds to the magnificence of the clip. Yes, you will fall in love already…and we’re not the only ones saying it! 


Fall in Love with Gorgeous Sundance Favorite Call Me by Your Name
by Richard Lawson, for Vanity Fair

Call Me by Your Name isn’t just the steamy, sad story of a slightly illicit gay romance. It’s also a witty, observant depiction of the social rhythms of life.

You’ll see that in this exclusive clip from director Luca Guadagnino’s beautiful Sundance hit, which shows the first stirrings of a connection that’s maybe more than platonic between precocious teen Elio (Timothée Chalamet) and Oliver (Armie Hammer), the grad student Adonis spending the summer at Elio’s family’s summer home in northern Italy. The scene, set during an afternoon volleyball game with some Italian and French locals, shows off the movie’s summery atmosphere and its unexpected humor. Sony Pictures Classics has not yet set a release date for this film, but it will screen next at the Berlin Film Festival in February.


Credits : Vanity Fair and Sony Pictures Classic

symphonysonata  asked:

Hoi! So, I heard about your match up thing, and I was hoping I could get in on some of that goodness. I'm 5'9 ft, straight, female, and am on the curvier side. I'm a brunette, and I'm also fairly tanned. I love sarcasm and dark humor, and I pretty much consist of witty commentary or random observations. I'm a hothead, a nerd, and generally just werid. I'm kind of a closet freak, who secretly just wants a hug (or to punch someone). Your writing is seriously fantastic. Thank you!

Yo, yo, yo, you get my first Horrortale Sans match-up!

Dark humor and sarcasm?  Yeah, that’s right up his alley.  I hope you like texts with cannibal jokes at all hours of the night because Sans rarely sleeps anymore.  He enjoys your witty commentary, and if you happen to get hot-headed toward him, he’ll just shrug.  It takes quite a bit to get under his skin nowadays.  

Closet freak, huh?  Just don’t touch the crack in the top of his head.  He’s down for cuddling on the couch, as long as he doesn’t have to do anything but just be.  If you need to punch someone, he’ll go watch, but the instant someone bothers you, well… be careful.  They might end up in Papyrus’s spaghetti.  

*Matches are closed.

Truly Teach Me Tarot’s Meanings

Wands             Wands  Reversed

W – Wild                                   S  – Self-Serving

A – Ardent                                 D – Domineering

N – Noisy                                  N – Novelty

D – Dynamic                             A – Arrogant

S – Sexy                                  W – Wander-Lust

Cups                Cups Reversed

C – Caring                                S –  Seduction

U – Undying                              P – Promiscuous

P – Proposal                             U – Unforgiving

S – Sincere                               C – Clinging

Swords          Swords Reversed

S – Strategic                           S- Severe

W – Witty                               D- Dysfunctional

O – Observant                         R- Repressed

R – Reserved                          O – Obsessive

D – Discerning                        W – Worry

S – Self-Disciplined                 S –  Sharp

Pentacles     Pentacles Reversed

P – Practical                      S – Stubborn

E – Enduring                      E – Egocentric

N – Natural                         L – Lazy

T – Traditional                     C – Conservative

A – Approachable                A – Adventurer/ess

C – Committed                    T – Tedious

L – Loyal                            N – Negligent

E – Energetic                      E – Envious

S – Sensual                        P – Possessive

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Naruto + Harry Potter aesthetics │Tenten

♦ hufflepuff ♦ muggleborn ♦ team captain ♦ seeker ♦ prefect

“Tenten was a muggleborn witch, who get shorted into Hufflepuff at age 11. She strongly believes that witchi can be as strong as wizards. Tenten’s personal dream is to become as powerful, legendary and well noted witch and a quidditch player. Her personally quite fierce. Tenten, despite her tomboyish demeanour, has also shown a feminine side, giggling and have an eyes to pretty boys. She’s observant, witty, analytical, intelligent, and perceptive, also very hardworking and loyal. At her first year she get closer one of her housemate called Rock Lee, and makes friends with a slytherin boy called Neji also. In her early years she get into the Hufflepuff’s Quidditch team as a seeker, and later she was choosen to be a team captain also. Her biggest rival is the Slytherin’s team captain Temari. ”

  • I automatically interpret all famous fine art in the context of the artists whose sole customers are the twisted fucks who are destroying the earth and murdering millions of people, and how they cater to their death cults philosophy. I can't help but think of it in this actual context. I Look at the art, observe its witty joke on the face of it and then the second meaning from this real world context kicks in, and it usually makes more sense.

notacosgiven  asked:

Hello! May I have a match-up? I'm 5'5, ENFP-T, Libra, Hispanic, curvy, pear-shaped, and curvy with freckles as well as light brown hair and eyes. I love animals, music, food, traveling, history, science, swimming, singing, acting, cooking, baking, drawing, dancing, cosplaying, reading, painting, writing, and playing in the rain. I'm respectful, creative, flirtatious, observant, humorous, witty, imaginative, independent, and can be anxious or depressive at times. I have a lot of love to give. ♡

I match you with:

Seijuro Mikoshiba!

This giant flirt is a great match. He loves to swim (duh), is very humorous, and respectful to others. He can be extremely cheesy and loves to spoil you. He always wants to hold you hand and have you close to him. Dates will include: baking together, beach dates.

Saeyoung Choi!

Your icon says it all! He’s a huge dork and very humorous. We know he can struggle quite a bit at times, but even though he suffers at times, he’s more than willing to help whenever you’re feeling down. Your happiness is what he cares about most. Dates will include: movie marathons, napping together.

Mila Babivecha!

Apparently you attract red-heads, because this queen matches you very well in my opinion. You have several interests in common, like baking, dancing, travelling and food! She’s a sweetheart and cares a lot about you. She stays by your side when you feel down and rub your back, telling you it’s okay to feel such a way. Dates will include: baking together, dancing in the living room at 2 am.

Levi Ackerman!

Compared to the other matches, Levi seems quite the opposite, but I feel like he’d have a real soft spot for you. He just loves to watch you do what you like to do, and enjoys being around you. He’s impressed by your voice and it soothes him whenever he feels stressed. Watching you sway while humming, putting the tray of cookies in the oven, is probably one of the few things that will make him genuinely smile. Dates will include: reading together while cuddled up, walks in the park.