without it you'd be dead

Fake Chats #136
  • Seokjin: one kid...
  • Taehyung: present and accounted for!
  • Seokjin: two kids...
  • Jimin: Tae, have you seen my- that's my phone!
  • Seokjin: old kid...
  • Hoseok: I can't find my left shoe.
  • Seokjin: not kid...
  • Yoongi: it's right here, you idiot. And here's your scarf.
  • Seokjin: red kid...
  • Jungkook: Jimin-hyung, I'm borrowing your beanie, 'kay?
  • Seokjin: blue kid...
  • Namjoon: another phone case lost, bother.
  • Seokjin: and that's all the kids. Is everyone ready?
  • Taehyung: *earbuds already in*
  • Jimin: *Jungkook already secured*
  • Hoseok: *fussing with scarf*
  • Yoongi: *already half-asleep*
  • Jungkook: *fully attached to Jimin*
  • Namjoon: what about you, hyung? You should wear a warm coat. And a hat, too, so your ears aren't cold.
  • Seokjin: Joonie, shoes?
  • Namjoon: ah, right.
  • Seokjin: you'd all be dead without me.
  • Namjoon: I'm sure Yoongi-hyung is capable enough-, I mean, yeah, no, we really need you. Those ungrateful kids, too.
  • Seokjin: nice save.
  • scanlan: I'm the leader of Vox Machina
  • vox machina: haha! sure you are buddy!
  • me: don't laugh at him you sacks of meat seasoned with emotional turmoil. you'd be dead without him!