within a mile

its so crazy how if youre like “oh yeah [historical figure] is commonly speculated to have been gay” and every straight person within a 5 mile radius rolls their eyes and give each other The Look like… they know that being gay wasnt just invented like 20 years ago right

For whatever reason, Jason gets really uncomfortable around llamas and refuses to be near one for more than a minute at most. A possible reason for this is because Bruce once took Jason to a petting zoo during his Robin days, but a llama spit in his face. He was so startled he tripped and fell, and the other llamas all sat on him while he cried and screamed for Bruce to rescue him from the evil llamas. It was traumatizing, and when Damian tried to adopt “Bat-Llama” Jason told him that if he brought that llama within two miles of the batcave he was going to start shooting. Damian wisely decided not to risk it. 

[ a/n: alright, this is my last entry for @klangst-week. thanks everybody for all the likes and reblogs! it keeps me writing, and it’s just nice to see people enjoying what i’m putting out! also, the works everyone’s created have just been amazing, so keep it up, y’all! ]

title: impulse control
words: 3,547
prompt: secrets/betrayal
rating/genre: T for language, modern au, college au, angst & hurt/comfort with a tinge of humor
trigger warning(s): mental illness (implied depression and anxiety), depersonalization, mentions of injury (bruises and blood)

extra notes: keith and shiro are adoptive brothers (it’s mentioned very briefly), klance is established


Yes, he works in the most hipster coffee shop within a twenty mile radius of campus. And yes, he loves it. Sure, The Underground sounds more like a sketchy bar you’d find in an alleyway that may or may not host fight clubs every other night, and yeah, it kinda smells like pencil shavings even after he mops the floors three times at opening, but at least it has character. Most people would roll their eyes at the always pretentious shop-goer in their thrift store clothing and knit hats, but Lance can’t help but find them interesting. Not that it surprises anyone.

Lance became famous around campus after only one year of being a— totally amazing, if he may say so himself— residence hall assistant. Almost anyone who lived in Levine Hall found a friend in Lance McClain. Eager to please and even more eager to befriend, it’s no secret that he falls in love with almost every social interaction he can muster up.

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anonymous asked:

Headcanons for how the Hoshido siblings react to Leo/Sakura?

- Ryoma’s split. As king, he knows a political marriage like this will only be good for their nations. But as big brother, he automatically feels wary of anyone wanting to court his baby sister. Still, he fought with Leo in the war, so he’s willing to give him a chance.

- Hinoka’s only worry is that Sakura might be pressured into rushing, since Leo can be a bit scary. She advises Sakura to not let him move things faster than she’s comfortable with, and that she can always come to her if she needs to. Other than that, she’s good on it.

- Takumi, it depends on if he and Leo are at A or not. If not, he storms over to Leo and rants how he’s not good enough for Sakura, how he wouldn’t trust him within a hundred miles of her, etc, and things eventually escalate into a fight. Sakura has to break it up and refuses to speak to either for the rest of the day, after which he grudgingly pretends to accept for her sake. If they are, he postures and postulates, pretending to be mad, but gives the marriage his blessing.

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A full moon, lunar eclipse and comet may all be visible on Friday

  • A full moon, lunar eclipse and a comet may all be visible to much of the world Friday night if the skies are clear.
  • Early in the night, the snow moon will pass into the Earth’s penumbra, shading part of it.
  • A few hours later, the bright green comet 45P will shoot past the Earth.
  • Though penumbral eclipses are typically not as noticeable as total lunar eclipses, the moon is expected to pass so deeply into the Earth’s shadow that it will appear far darker than usual.
  • The green comet, which visits our neck of the solar system every five years, will whiz within 7.7 million miles of Earth at a speedy clip of about 14.2 miles per second.
  • Most of the world — except for Australia, New Zealand, parts of East Asia and Hawaii — will be able to see the eclipse. Read more (2/9/17 3:30 PM)

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Meanwhile, Oikawa is sulking hiding behind a rock.

Cassini obtains clearest-ever view of Saturn’s pierogi-shaped moon Pan.

Cassini flew to within 15,000 miles of Saturn’s tiny moon Pan March 7 and obtained the clearest pictures yet taken of the satellite.

Measuring only 21 miles long by 12 miles wide, Pan orbits in the Encke Gap of Saturn’s A-ring. Pan’s existence was theorized in the late 1980s by astronomers reanalyzing data from the 1981 Voyager 2 flyby of Saturn and officially confirmed in 1990. Up until this year, only lower-resolution images of Pan from further away were obtained.

Cassini is scheduled to end its mission September 15 when it will plunge into the planet’s atmosphere.

  • me: i'm trans
  • every cis person within a 30 mile radius: OH MY GOD a real breathing trans damn i've never met one omg what's your real name? when did you decide to switch genders? what's in your pants? have you had THE SURGERY? are you planning on having THE SURGERY? you know you can't be a real boy without THE SURGERY were your parents okay with it? how are you going to date if you're basically less than human have i asked what your genitals are yet?
Bts as shit me & my friends said over text
  • Kim Seokjin: when I die, I want my gravestone to be pink ft glitter. I want it to fucking g l o w within a miles radius
  • Min Yoongi: sleep is a skill bitch, put that in my resume and watch
  • Jung Hoseok: I keep saying "my breasts are like muffins" when i sing that Shakira song 'Whenever Wherever'
  • Kim Namjoon: math is such a bitch like they've got everyone solving their problems why can't I have my own personal helper?
  • Park Jimin: my dreams are either about wild sex or murder so... can't relate to fluff
  • Kim Taehyung: can someone tell my fucking teacher that writing 'orange peels' on my test is a perfect substitute for longitude JFC
  • Jeon Jungkook: at this point I should just fuck myself because I'm that good in bed
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You are truly amazing, you know that? We’re both better off now than we were two minutes ago, yet you’re angry about it because it didn’t happen your way. Might you consider for a fucking moment that your distrust of me is completely unwarranted? I warned you about Billy. Was I right? I found you over Mr. Gates’s body and did I do anything but defend you? When you were sinking to the bottom of the sea, who do you imagine it was who dragged you onto that beach? Brace yourself, but I’m the only person within a hundred miles of here who doesn’t want to see you dead.

Matching Marks Part 1

Pairing: Sam x Reader

Words: 1985

Prompts: Soulmate AU, and  “I’ve never talked to you before but the teacher just used us as an example for a scenario where we are married.”

This is my entry’s for @jared-padaloveme‘s Fluff Birthday Challenge!! :) This is only Part 1 of 2, so look for the next part soon! ;) Enjoy! 

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The Healer

Request: Could you write a Reader x Paul Lahote where the reader finds an injured wolf (who is Paul stuck in wolf form because he is too injured to shift back) and she takes care of him? Maybe like Paul realises she’s his imprint and is nervous about how she’ll react when he shifts back and she finds out what he is and that she’s his mate? Thanks xo

Warnings: Slight angst 

Pairing: Paul Lahote x reader

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Blow your mind with these 50 facts about Universe
  • Saturn would float if you would put it in water.
  • If you would place a pinhead sized piece of the Sun on the Earth you would die from standing within 145 km (90 miles) from it.
  • Space is not a complete vacuum, there are about 3 atoms per cubic meter of space.
  • Only 5% of the universe is made up of normal matter, 25% is dark matter and 70% is dark energy.
  • Neutron stars are so dense that a teaspoon of them would be equal to the weight of the entire Earth’s population.
  • The Sun is 400 times larger than the Moon but is 400 times further away from Earth making them appear the same size.
  • The star Lucy in the constellation Centaurus is a huge cosmic diamond of 10 billion trillion trillion carats.
  • Seasons last 21 years on Uranus while each pole has 42 years of sunlight followed by 42 years of darkness….

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After leaving the swimming pool Roy saunters whistling into a grocery store to buy a packet of cigarettes, a habit he’s all but abandoned in Bridgeport due to Sonia’s ban on smoking within a 2 mile radius of the marital home, but he feels like a cigarette today, partly to celebrate Claudia agreeing to go on a date with him, partly because something about being around his parents has awakened his inner teen rebel. As he approaches the counter his eye is caught by a rack of magazines, and his mood is extinguished like a cigarette under a steel-capped boot. Alex Dumbfuck Douchenozzle Dunlop is on the cover of Time, the caption under his smug, pasty, anaemic face reading: ‘THE ART WORLD’S WHITE KNIGHT’. 

Roy: Motherfucker

Cashier: Excuse me?

Roy: I’m sorry. I just ...fuck. I’m sorry, I’m sorry. May I have a packet of  Pall Mall Lights? 

Cashier: Did you ever think about quitting? Because even though you might think cigarettes are helping your stress, they’re really actually contributing to it.

Roy: JUST GIVE ME MY GODDAMN CIGARETTES!

Cashier: You know what? You can go to hell. And get the fuck out of my store before I call the police. Arsehole.