Surely I’m not the only person wishing holby city did a post watershed version, full of sweary rants by Serena, Army levels of banter and piss taking by Bernie, Mo doing a stand up show, and Jac Naylor with more withering put downs than Lily Savage.
Despite everything, Lily loved her older sister and it hurt her much that she and Vernon (even if she wasn’t a big fan of him) didn’t want to be in touch with her. James, seeing how much his beloved one suffered, bought her a petunia bouquet and cast a special spell on it so Lily could always know if her sister was safe. On October 31, 1981 Lily flower withered while Petunia lived for many years.
Three weeks after your sudden awakening into the life of a
vampire, you finally found the library. Turns out the entire basement of the
castle was a maze of libraries–of which, none were labeled. The unhelpful
nature of the castle and its books did not aid in your quest to remember/ figure
out whom the hell you were supposed to be/ what were you now that you were a
The first room you stumbled upon was a mess: dusty and
cluttered to the point that some rows of tables were positively littered with
books, scraps of papers, quills, modern pens, random notes in languages you
couldn’t read nevertheless speak, texts that were in equally strange tongues,
and piles upon piles of printed images ranging from frayed old parchment to
newer, sleeker photographs. The mildew in the room caused you to sneeze
practically every two feet; if there was one thing about immortality, it was
that it did not clear your allergies.