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Melissa Benoist: Makes a post on Instagram supporting trans people after the gross actions of Tr*mp

Supercorp shippers: makes it all about them in the comments.

Y’ALL ARE TRULY DISGUSTING DON’T PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT THE LGBT COMMUNITY IF YOU CARE MORE ABOUT THE STUPID CON JOKE THAN THE MILITARY TRANS BAN

i think i need to have the ‘im ace stop bothering me’ talk with my family bc they will not stop bothering me about not having a relationship or sex and its starting to really annoy me. like their stupid jokes and somehow making me out to be ‘less than’ or ‘weird’ bc im always single and not having sex like its something my life or self-worth depends on LOL yeah i need me a dick in my life to be fulfilled LOL…and that just doesnt sit well with me (not just bc im ace but in general) and im just TIRED™ 

the only person in my family ive ever told is my grandma and shes 89 tomorrow and understands it better than anyone else 

anonymous asked:

uh. 17, 6', male. i don't really like much shit? fuck, that sounds boring. i guess i like reading? sometimes stupid jokes but my jokes are fucking stupid so... i tend to be a bit of a piece of shit so i understand if you wouldn't wanna associate with me or anything. uh, i guess i like painting my nails too? fuck, i don't know, it looks cool so. a date could be whatever, i don't fucking care - whatever you want to do.

Please tell me who just described Connor Murphy in my ask box.

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TORO: I missed…hearing you laugh. You’ve got a nice laugh, even if it’s a few years older now. Like when I told you that stupid dad joke about bananas. Fuck. That was cute.

ZEVRAN: Huh…

TORO: I—I thought about how you like, never really laughed until we started hanging out. Then you smiled every day.

ZEVRAN: Because I liked you so much, and you were talking to me, loser incarnate. Teenage gay dream come true, hello?

TORO: Fuck, haha. My hair was purple back then. I haven’t dyed it since I left.

flowerpuppy  asked:

what the heck is happening in on youtube comment sections lol? how did you attract so many weirdos by making a stupid (but fun) joke video hah.

I don’t even know tbh.  It’s as if it just took a complete nosedive and now the comments section on my browsing DA is just awful 

I mean that’s implying that video was of quality in the first place lol.  But it turned from “haha this is a funny joke” to “even if you are making fun of yourself you are still insulting other people”.  

On the radio the hosts mentioned some study that said men’s sperm counts are half of what they used to be, and one of the guys said “great that means we don’t have to use condoms anymore!” And everybody started laughing and cheering. Everybody except one person: the female host. And she waited politely for the guys to quiet down before asking, “What about STDs?” The guys ignored her, made some other stupid joke, and started laughing and cheering again.

But to be fair the next story was about a guy that disturbed an alligator living in a retention pond, it bit his toes off, and now it’s being put down, and all the hosts started protesting that it’s not the alligator’s fault. Doesn’t completely make up for the condom thing, but at least the guys aren’t 100% disgusting.