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NHL Hair, according to me 

Hockey players are saints.

Patron Saint of hockey butts and paddle boarding: Sidney Crosby

Patron Saint of goalie interferences: Brendan Gallagher

Patron Saint of vegetables and yoga: Jonathan Toews

Patron Saint of f*ckboys: Tyler Seguin

Patron Saint of missing teeth: brent burns

Patron Saint of beards: joe Thornton

Patron Saint of Nutella: Johnny Gaudreau

Patron Saint of happiness: Ben Hutton

Patron Saint of deep voices: max pacioretty

Patron Saint of cows: Jamie Benn

Patron Saint of cats: Brandon bollig

Patron Saint of dogs: Marc-edouard Vlasic

Patron Saint of Greek-god bodies: patric hornqvist

Patron Saint of giggles: drew doughty

Patron saints of maturity: Aaron Ekblad and Jaromir jagr

Patron Saint of mouth guards: Patrick Kane

Patron Saint of bread: artemi Panarin

Patron Saint of making Steve Dangle happy: James Reimer

Patron Saint of Bon Jovi songs: Mitch Marner

Patron Saint of sassiness: Jack Eichel

Patron Saint of fathers: niklas backstrom

Patron Saint of grilled cheese sandwiches: Claude giroux

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I will treasure this vine of Eddie Lack punching Brandon Bollig in the butt above all other vines.

a hockey poem

tonight’s the night
the night you fight
i’m speaking to you
johnny gaudreau
you and your team
do what you have to do
to keep the kings
as far away from the playoffs as you can
….this isn’t a poem any more. fuck that shit. we’re all rooting for you calgary. don’t let us down

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IMG_0397 by Stockton Heat - Photos Courtesy of Asvitt Photography