with ur love pic a day

thedutchsimblr  asked:

Ur profile pic is literally the cutest ever Im on such a spreading love spree gnn

Thank you so much that’s my sim Erica, she’s one of my favourite sims I love that pic coz it’s not posed it was a natural in game shot and it came out so well 😊 thank you for your love spreading it’s always nice to get nice asks have a good day/evening 😘

part 2 of 3rd grade teacher nursey?? yes?? ok

(part one)

  • calls all of his kiddosย โ€œlittle broโ€ regardless of gender. the occasionalย โ€œlittle dudeโ€ orย โ€œlittle manโ€
  • the first time he wears a short sleeve dress shirt to school all the kids are obsessed with his tattoo
    • โ€œmr n has a forever drawing on his arm :000โ€ณ
  • hes the ultimate kid whisperer. anything these kids throw at him? hes got it covered
    • kids are fighting about who gets the 64 pack of crayons. jeremy got them yesterday and now he wants them again?? theres like 4 other kids who want to use them jeremy dont be a dick
    • nurseyโ€™s likeย โ€œcan i give you guys a special project? i need a big drawing to put up on the wall. but you all have to help and you all need to use the crayonsโ€
    • jeremy, immediately distributing the crayons and getting a big ass piece of paper: ok mr n!!!!!!

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anonymous asked:

Hey mom! So tomorrow (June 1st) is my birthday, and since I absolutely adore your writing to Jupiter and back, I was wondering if you could write a small Joshua AU? Like maybe how he would celebrate his s/o's birthday with them or something like that? I hope this is not too much to ask!! Love you and I hope you have a nice day!~

im a little late,,,but i hope this post reaches u as a cute birthday gift!!! 

  • so on the day of ur birthday u wake up and like most days ur doing ur best to roll out of bed when u feel ur phone go off
  • and it’s a text from ur boyfriend u can tell by the special tone that goes off because joshua had sheepishly admitted that he’d like it if u made his contact tone like,,,,,different from everyone elses
  • you guys actually have matching ones 4 each other,,,,,his buddies do not let him live this down
  • but yeah u check ur phone and it’s the usual good morning i love u,,,,but also a happy birthday message followed by hearts and stars and then,,,
  • the text bubble pops up and u see a message: can u meet me at the bus stop near u in 10min?
  • and ur a little surprised because joshua,,,,likes to plan,,,,so ud expected him to send u something later in the day like an afternoon date or something,,,,but it’s p early??? and 10 min??? josh always texts like an hour in advance
  • but u shrug and try ur best to get ready,,,managing to dash out just in time but when u get the bus stop???? it isn’t joshua??? it’s seokmin???
  • and ur like,,,, “ur not,,,,joshua?” and seokmin tilts his head and is like “im not?” jokingly before smiling and handing u something behind his back 
  • it’s a card and it says “take the bus and come find me at the place we first met!~” in joshua’s hand writing
  • and ur like hmmm what is this,,,some kind of game 
  • and u look at seokmin who turns away and pretends to be interested in the trees and ur like seokmin,,,,,,tell me,,,,,,and he’s like idk anyone named seokmin anyway the bus is coming and i gtg byeeee
  • and with that the boy walks away and u hear the bus pull up to the stop and u hold the card,,,,,thinking about that time u met joshua at the second-hand bookshop in the mall,,,,
  • how he’d looked so,,,,,serene standing between the dusty shelves,,,a stack of books in his hands and glasses slopping off his nose,,,,
  • but again,,,,when u get to the stop near the mall,,,heading for the bookstore u try to look in every aisle but no joshua???
  • until u see him,,,,,,,,,mingyu,,,,
  • and u go up to him and ur like ??? where is joshua and mingyu is like “you mean,,,,where is the love of your life~” and ur like wha- and mingyu is like “it’s what ur saved as in his phone so i was just wondering-”
  • and ur like mingyu shush now is there another card??? and mingyu grins and is like there is here u go and on this one,,,it says “sorry,,,,ill really be there this time!! walk from the mall toward the park!!”
  • and u sigh scrunching ur nose up and looking at mingyu and ur like “is he going to be there?” and mingyu is like “soooo did u save joshua as ur cutiepie??? angel???? fluffybutt???” and ur like uGH fine ill just go thanks for n o help and mingyu winks as he sees u off
  • and as u get to the park,,,,you notice the balloons near the swings and u go over and someone is one the swing and ur like “joshu-”
  • but instead when they jump off and turn around all u see is,,,,,seungcheol and ur like “nOT again wHERE IS MY boyFRIEND”
  • and seungcheol is like “what,,,,am i not good enough/???” faking a dramatic look on his face and ur like “seungcheol, seriously wh-”
  • but ur words are cut off because you feel a set of hands wrap you up in a hug,,,,the familiar voice against your ear that goes “happy birthday~”
  • and ur like,,,joshua,,,,,
  • and u turn around and see him,,,,,smiling and he tugs you closer but u can see the blush spreading over his cheeks because tbh joshua has never been big on pda so he must be embarrassed in front of seungche - oh wait
  • when u pull back u see the rest of seventeen standing behind you guys,,,,,,minghao holding a cake and jun a huge stuffed animal
  • and the rest of them have more balloons and joshua is still red,,,,but he holds ur hand in his and he’s like “we can have something private later,,,but the guys wanted to celebrate ur birthday too so,,,,,”
  • and u hear vernon chuckle and he’s like “joshua don’t lie,,,,you’re the one who planned this because u love them too damn much” 
  • and u look at joshua whose like “wh-whAt- no i - to -totally didn’t,,,,,,” 
  • but it is TOTALLY obvious he did
  • and u cant help but bite back ur lip because u wanna smile so wide and u can’t believe,,,,,that he got everyone here on ur day,,,,,
  • and you lean up to kiss his cheek instead and the boys break out into a cheer and seungkwan is like “let me get my phone out i need pics-”
  • and joshua uses a hand to cover his face and he’s like nO but ur like joshua!!! it’s my birthday,,,,please??
  • and after a second he puts his hand down and is like ,,,,,,, “i cant say no,,,,,to u on ur birthday,,,,,,”
  • and u lean up to kiss him again so seungkwan can take the picture
  • but u also whisper “u cant say no to me everyday joshua hong don’t lie hehe”
  • you guys eat cake in the park and woozi makes u and joshua crowns out of flowers (which no one knew he could do. like what skills,,,,)
  • and it’s cute you spend the day with your love and your friends,,,,,but after joshua tells u he has dinner planned just for you two,,,,,,,,hoshi tries to figure out where u guys are going but jeonghan pulls him away by the ear LOL 
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today was lovely my heart feels light and happy🌿⭐️

the signs IMO

aries: can’t fuckin chill for one goddamn second. everythin is a fight to u. stop yelling im 2 metres away from you. maybe i should be 200000 metres away from you BYE. u need to get ur ass kicked. egoistic bastards. they’re not even that egoistic in reality they’re just big fuckin babies but they gotta put on this dumbass mask so nobody can hurt their stupid fragile feelings. suck a fuck arians

taurus: fuckin sloths. ur not as cool as u think u are. stop acting so fuckin chill when i kno ur dyin on the inside. also fuckin leave the house once a while alright. ever heard of vitamin d? didnt think so. bitch. chocolate ice cream is their religion

gemini: DEAR FUCKIN LORD FORBID WE HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS. DEAR FUCKIN LORD FORBID I TALK TO U . fuckin blabbing all the fuckin time. 24/7 non stop. can’t chill for 2 secs eve n if it depended on their life. ur like an eastern european old lady at christmas dear god help me. they also leave the house only when the wifi is down. they go to the palce they kno has free wifi. leave me the hell alone two face d bitches

cancer: fuckin cry babies. always the victim and always has a reason to cry. gets offended because the leaves fall from the trees in autumn. tells at least 20 lies a day. manipulates and cries their way through life. probably through sex too. sissy ass little bitches thinkin they the shit. guess what. ur not. fuckin satan in disguise. no t the cool kind of satan tho. 

leo: do u think about anytihng else other than clothes and being in the spotlight? didnt think so . get off social media and get a grip. this isnt fuckin kim kardashian reality tv show. dumbasses. favorite hobby is throwing shade at ppl they kno through statuses on facebook. doesn’t have a life outside of social media unless they get hammered. put s on glitter to go to the store. has 20+ crushes at the same time and gets heartbroken about each and every one. my god. disgusting

virgo: MY FUCiNG GOD. grown up babies. u is not always right. there’s filth in this world too. get over it. and dont bring the vacuum cleaner to the party pls thanx. nobody is interested in shakespeares gay ass poems either. fuck off vorgis. lubes their dick and ass with hand sanitizer

libra: BITCH YOU’RE NOT EVEN REAL. HAVE U EVER HEARD OF STATING UR OPINION WITHOUT GIVING A SHIT. real life words i’ve heard come from a libra “have you tried charming them” BUH BYE. fake ass bitches

scorpio: calm down satan princess/ this isnt hell. and its also healthy to let go of grudges. please dont kill me because i dont like cats. also stop staring at people like they killed your family in front of your eyes. fuckin freaks 

sagittarius: def not as cool as you think you are. def not the party animal u say u are. stop bein a fuck up and a little bitch and settle down for ONE FUCKIN THING IN YOUR LIFE. also u not as philosophical as u think, no real facts just fancy vocabulary. likes big words cuz they think it makes them smart. it doesnt. suck my dick sag fags

capricorn: dear fucking lord. all of u stay the FUCK AWAY FROM ME. always ready to fuk u up without even listening to u first. think they kno what u saying before u even say it. they have a funny way of twisting ur words. shows the convos with u to all of their friends. pretentious little fucks. theyre gonna gauge ur eyes out for asking if they r ok when they’re sad. then they gonna flip out cuz ur “never there for them” or “don’t pay attention to them” and then they gonna go like nothing ever happened a while later. fuck u honestly. fuck u in the ass capricorns. fuckin spawns of satan

aquarius: def not emotionless. definitely too fuckin sissy to show their tru emotions. will wear a dress made out of plastic flowers and shit just to show their “UNIQUE INTELLECTUAL REBEL SIDE”. fuck off aquas . fuck off. their world crashes down when their intellectuality and opinions are being questioned . fuck off alright u and ur dumbass lana del ray aesthetics. they prolly run a hipster blog too. ew. definitely has a poster of a sexy alien in their room

pisces: D R A M A QUEENS. attention whores, m y god have you ever heard of privacy????????????????????????? THE WHOLE WORLD DOESNT HAVE TO KNO ALL OF UR PERSONAL SHIT. if they got a problem with you theyre gonna drag you to a crowd of ppl and start their shit there. god forbid they talk to you alone about it. they all just wanna be super duper artistic but all they do is fuckin zone out and day dream about some gay shit prolly. i dont know. dont wanna go into their heads. i love and respect myself too much to wanna see whats goin on in a pisces head.  they all post pics of their collar bones and their “90′s pastel grunge torn up jeans” on social media. no matter what happens they are always the victim, and everybody hurts them. fuck off and grow a pair and tell it how it is aight. sick and tired of ur bullshit

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among all the lilacs and lillies in his life, the one that caught min yoongi’s eye the most was the one that the world was obsessed with: kim seokjin. handsome, courageous, kind, and most of all: hopeful. and before yoongi could even fathom of being with the stranger, the same kim seokjin and his pink sweaters found their way into his life, permanently settling into his home and heart for days to come.

congrats on finishing your exams, @seokjinthealpaca!

anonymous asked:

idk why but I love teenage cliche otayuri??? like, yurio is the hbic even tho he's only sophomore and yet people part for him in the hallways like the Red Sea... so no one wants to be his friend and he convinces himself he's fine that way (like the true emperor he is) until "bad boy" outcast and upperclassman (junior?? Senior??) beka breaks through the ice. they become friends then bfs then the power couple that everyone imagines doing illegal juvenile stuff (1/2)

(2/2) when actually they’re just chillin and hanging out, making each other laugh w/ dumb jokes, sharing headphones to listen to music togethe, and trying to beat each other at video games. at one point, someone spots them at the mall or wherever and at first they couldn’t recognize the two bc wtf plisetsky is smiling??? Altin has other expressions than constipation or murder??? sighs just cliche teen ota/yuri

oh ym gOD YES

another cliche is when a new kid shows up in school and everyones like “oh be on the lookout for yuri plisetsky, hes only a sophomore but hes 100% capable of ruining ur life if u mess with him” and “be careful around otabek altin i mean no one has actually SEEN him do anything but the tattoos??? the fucking motorcycle??? he has to be up to some illegal shit”

and the new kids like ??? bc he’s been here for one (1) day and he hasnt seen any of these two so people provide him with pics and is just “STAY AWAY FROM THEM” and hes like “ok chill damn”

but after school he stops by a cafe and sees yuri and otabek themselves, and wtf, yuri’s smiling as he’s chatting animatedly with otabek who’s wearing a blue fucking sweater and the fondest smile the new kid has ever fucking seen

he snaps a pic and the next day hes like “??? r u sure ur talking abt the same people” and shows the pic and everyone is sh00K

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lucy lou + leaves

kerfundlesnachle  asked:

Oh ym god u know that guy with the blimp at fang and bone and he sells those monster masks that make monster not attack u (I love them btw so fuckin useful and I've gotten nisce monster pics) but like how long can u live with monsters before they're like "....... Ur not a lizard........" I want to live with monsters they're very cute when not attacking u

This is totally something Link would do.

-Like, Zelda dares him to go live with lizalfos as a joke, and then he just leaves. No one sees him for five days

-And then he barges into Zelda’s study and he’s grinning like an idiot. “Link where have you been?!”

-He slams the lizalfos mask down on the desk and now she can see bites and scratches and cuts all over him. “I have been with some lizalfos. Woulda been gone longer but I sneezed and the mask came out of alignment.”

-She’s just staring at him. He frowns in confusion. “What? Do I have a black eye or something?”

-He does in fact have a black eye

-Riju hears about it and he lends her the mask

-She comes back after a week, grinning widely

-”Guess who just lived with the lizalfos for a full week.” “If you think you beat my record, you’re wrong. My record is seventeen days.”

-Zelda chokes on her tea