with two things that fassy is in

Wade Wilson: Timelines are so confusing!

Warnings: A lot of swearing, a bit a violence, innuendo? and confusing timelines.

Note: This is in Deadpool style so its a bit weird.


You were being dragged with Colossus and Ellie (as much as she hated being called that you still called her that, even if she threatened to blow you up a few times) to aid Wade fucking Wilson A.K.A Deadpool or asspool as you liked to call him.

You ended up on a motor way which was covered in blood and made Colossus grimace at the sight, Nega- Teenage Attitude Head (whatever) was staring at her phone as usual. You looked past an upturned van and found Wade talking to Ajax (you learnt his name as Wade never stopped rabbiting about what that ‘fucking asshat’ did to him) hung up by a sword through his shoulder. Deadpool saw you three after he finished talking to Ajax “What the fuck?” his voice raised at exclamation. “Why did you goody two shoe dickwads show up?” “Don’t you move!” he pointed a gun at Ajax as he walked towards you. “This is a shameful and reckless use of your powers. You will both be coming with us.” Colossus ran off as usual. Wade started ranting and exclaiming about something but you zoned out.

You zoned back in as he tried to punch Colossus in the head shattering his hand in the process he did the action again but with the other hand. “Dickhead” you muttered. He then said something about “All the dinosaurs feared the T-rex” then tried to kick him but fell to the floor like a fish. Colossus put a pair of hand cuffs on Wade and around his own wrist as he dragged him away “Let us go talk to the Professor” Wade looked up shouting “McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are so confusing!” You looked down at the deformed man “Wade. Shut the fuck up.”.

You were sitting in the back with Wade as the other two couldn’t stand him any longer. Wade leaned into you “So, is it McAvoy or Stewart?” you looked at him trying to hide a smile “Stewart. I wish it was McAvoy.” Wade crossed his legs “Mmm I agree … those dreamy eyes, that accent, the hair, his cheeky attitude.” “Exactly way better than you.” Wade clasped his hand around his mouth “Huuuuuuuuuuh?” you smirked, a shocked expression on his masked face “It won’t happen sweet cheeks he has that whole thing with Fassy. Ah those dreamy eyes and accents” You nodded in agreement “oh well. Guess I’m stuck with you” “Oh you poor thing and you have a type. Maybe I should have an accent, I already have dreamy eyes.”. you bumped against Wade “Well you’re half the man they are then.”. “Don’t worry sweetheart, not downstairs.”.

anonymous asked:

I have so mixed feelings about the 'where were you, Charles' line. Because it's also said that Charles did start up his school and then lost his students. Which meant that Charles lost not only Raven, Erik and his legs. But also the way he found to fight for other mutants. His school was the way he found best to teach mutants about their abilities and protect them. And when that is taken from him, what is he supposed to do then. He doesn't believe in fighting the way Erik does.

I agree with a lot of this, anon! I just want to clarify that I was explaining why Erik said that line and why he was angry. I’m most definitely not saying he was right or fair in feeling that way. 

For Erik, it’s all black and white. You’re either fighting or you’re not. You’re either trying or you’re not. He’s got the subtlety of a sledgehammer. 

Of course Charles should be able to grieve and it’s not fair to compare different peoples’ reactions to different tragedies and events in their lives, but Erik isn’t about that kind of understanding and nuance. If he can do it, why can’t Charles? Erik believes more in Charles than in himself, honestly, and I think seeing Charles not meet those expectations Erik placed upon him is a bitter pill to swallow. That Charles gave up his powers, stuck his head in the sand, and decided to drink himself into oblivion instead of protecting their kind was Charles’ decision, and he had every right to make it, but that doesn’t mean Erik can accept it.

Erik realizes that he’s gone too far after he’s yelled at Charles and Charles retreats. Just look at his face:

He thought Charles would yell back, defend his actions, and tell Erik to shove it. But Charles just walks away, and that’s when I think Erik knows he’s dealing with someone who is more damaged that he thought. And that’s when he comes back out with the chess set and has a level-headed conversation with Charles and offers an apology. It’s awkward and stunted, but Erik’s the one who extends the olive branch. He’s not good at this whole… people thing… but he’s trying.

The whole plane scene is really sad in my opinion. Two people who both have very good reasons to feel hurt and betrayed by each other are trying to hash out their feelings, and it’s inevitable that it will get ugly. I think it’s really well done, honestly.

8

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!

Okay, so I just wanted to leave this darling a quick birthday message, even though he is not going to see it. I feel as though I ought to anyway… And I want to, he deserves it!!

This man has somehow, without meeting me, done so much for me. Seriously. His work has blown me away numerous times, and after a bad day the first thing I want to do is sit down and watch a Michael movie. Why? Because he cheers me up. And then he makes me cry, then laugh, then cry some more. Through a computer or TV screen, by delivering something in front of hoards of cameras. He’s that good.

Now, I’ve been having a REALLY tough time recently. And almost every morning, I’m trying to find a daily reason to be cheerful. ‘Two months to DOFP’. 'You can watch Fish Tank tonight’. 'He’s got an interview you can watch’. Now, not all of these are Fassy related, but a lot of them are.

This guy is a true inspiration to me and, lets be honest, a huge crush of mine. I mean, who looked at those pictures and thought 'meh’? Certainly not me! And sometimes I’m beyond being deep and as vain as it sounds, a google image search of this guy can make me smile.

So, I just wanted to say that Michael, I and millions of fans across the globe absolutely love you. You are flawless in work, appearance, and personality. Never, ever change because you are perfect. Happy, happy birthday, I hope you’ve had an amazing day, and most of all I hope you’ve felt loved, because I am not just speaking for myself when I say we love you, Michael freaking Fassbender!!!!