with the text and stuff

But baby, I’m just passing time ×

Oliver’s in Granger Market, Newcastle


can people stop shit talking people who have decided to leave the phandom, its their decision not urs and if they feel uncomfortable here or dont like dan and phil as much anymore maybe bc of the book/tour thats their opinion?? just bc they dont have the same opinion as u doesnt mean theyre “pathetic”

- I always want you when I’m coming down -

No Soliciting

I am getting a sign for my home, and then I’m making a spell to ward off unwanted guests (if anyone has tips I’m all ears). I am SICK of people wanting to read me incredibly long Bible passages, kids selling their church’s raffle tickets, and Jehovah’s witnesses. They either wake me in the morning, or come knocking when it’s literally dark out like it’s really “their right to do so”.

This could all be forgivable if I didn’t have a 1 foot tall pagan idol on my front step. I know you guys mass executed us, sacked our temples, burned our libraries, forcibly converted us, oppress our children and still prevent us from opening modern places of worship, but how disrespectful can you get.

Next time they come I’m going to ask for their home address so I can talk to their kids about eclectic witchcraft.

Raspberry Nutella Brownie from Pet Lamb, Granger Market, Newcastle

Black out