the habs being historically terrible is the best thing that ever happened to me. I remember when they were terrible without price and i was like “Yeah they’re gonna die” and then they traded PK and i was like “YEAH THEY’RE GONNA DIE” then they did well?/ anyway?? I was so pissed. I was like, “i was promised a terrible failure and this is what I get???” but then fast forward to now and they have literally no one to trade besides Galchenyuk, who has little to no value because of how they’ve buried him in the lineup and talked shit about his playing ability and price, who no one can afford and probably isn’t it worth the cost because of how bad he’s been this year. Not that price is a bad goalie but he’s not Price Good this season, not yet.
so the habs are basically terrible and can’t do ANYTHING about it. at least the bruins have a pool of young super talented guys and prospects. like theyr’e bad but they’re hill and valley bad. the habs are just. like they’re trying to be this bad.
Jesus Christ for the first time in fandom history fanon characterization did not go far enough with a character. Matt Holt is a bigger dweeb than even our best fandom scientists could have ever predicted. This is incredible
Scenario where Keith is almost late for a class he has a major test in and accidentally grabs Lance’s jacket instead of his own (Which had his chew stims that help him focus) and by the time he realizes this he’s already at school/campus.
Keith: Fuckfuckfuckfuckfu- *phone rings*
Lance: Hello Keith, light of my life, beacon of light in the ever pressing darkness, my very reason for smiling every day even if you do have that stupid mullet, did you by any chance take my jacket when you left.
Lance: Okay cool, check the front left pocket real quick.
Keith: *pulls out a few granola bars*
Keith: Why are there granola bars?
Lance: Hmmm check the other pocket?
Keith: *pulling out his chew stims*
Lance: You always seem late when it’s a test day and forget them at home and somehow “accidentally” steal my jacket in the process so I improvised. Okay I gotta go I think Allura’s calling, love you!