with the exception of some videos i'm done posting about this sorry guys

MMFR characters as dril tweets
  • The Ace: bad news: were all helpless cogs doomed to ceaselessly perpetuate a machine good news: the machine is a Sega and were all sonic the hegehog
  • The Bullet Farmer: i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like 'oh tortures bad','its ineffective' fuck off
  • Capable: THIngs other people like: being bastards, being Uniformly tasteless THINGS I Like: Being reasonably kind, and trying to help, when i can
  • Cheedo the Fragile: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no
  • Coma the Doof Warrior: Welcome to the citadel of eternal wisdom. Behold, this crystal contains the sum of all human knowledge -- Except Rap And Country
  • Corpus Colossus: me: nobody has to get owned today. please, put down the keyboard and step back. 9 year old: Fuck oyu.
  • The Dag: strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian .
  • Miss Giddy: the cold damn truthof it is that all of your dads have probably owned slaves at some point. im sorry but that is just simply the true shit.
  • Immortan Joe: I TAKE BACK EVERY KIND THING I'VE SAID ABOUT THE GIRLS ON HERE ! SHALLOW AND CRUEL ! HEART LESS DEVILS ! MANIPULATING MY POSTS & TRICKING ME
  • Imperator Furiosa: i get in my car and 100 men smear their asses up againt my windshield and doors. Unbelievable. i'm late for work. This is clownish.
  • The Keeper of the Seeds: everoy father's day my dad would take me out on a picnic, and he always filled our picnic basket with dirt, because dirt is the shit of God
  • Max Rockatansky: 'don't tread of me', the famous words of that good snake who doesn't want to get stepped on, the noble slithering bastard I relate to most
  • Morsov: my grave is just a huge tv displaying videos of me doing parkour in hell and it makes all the other graves look like shit
  • Nux: ive trademarked the term “The guy who fucks up” so if you see someone else using it pleaase stick my Fair Use brochures to their car
  • Organic Mechanic: AAUh..!! Yeah. Lets all gang up on the guy who gives his children Steroids, just because he has a different opinion. Fucking idiots.
  • The People Eater: ive eaten more $14 hamburgers than youve eaten regular hamburfgers, you low engagement galoot
  • Rictus Erectus: i am skeptical of the concept "Too Big To Fail" mainly because i am extremely big and i fail constantly
  • Slit: im an exhausting person to be around but once you get to knnow me im actually a giant shithead with irredeemable mouth
  • The Splendid Angharad: unfollow me if you hav e ever done or thought about doing war crimes. i dont want war criminals shitting my feed up
  • Toast the Knowing: 12 year slave huh? sounds like my marriage. which I don't enjoy. to the degree that it is succinctly described by that particular movie title
  • The Valkyrie: me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a community in the middle of the desert to either die or prove a very important point