with the cake on his face

He ain’t got time for ya shit. He’s got a cake to bake and piano lessons later.

I’ll admit I’ve been wanting to draw Whiskey Foxtrot dressed as Skeletor for well over a year now. Thanks twitter battleborn pals for helping me pick a pose and such!!

Based off of this Skeletor screenshot. (Flipped the Whiskey version bc that’s the side of his face you see in game)

Patton headcanons

Hi guys! This has been super delayed cos’ work has been piling up on me at the moment, but here are a few more of my fave headcanons, this time for everyone’s favourite pun-derful pal, Patton! i’m so sorry that was awful 

  • Patton really cannot cook. Baking, he can do. From cookies to cakes and pastries to pies, he has a knack for sweet flavours and for desserts and sugary treats. Cooking though? Savoury flavours? That he just can’t manage - everything he tries to cook just turns out either too bland or too spicy (though the others usually eat it anyway and tell him it’s great, to avoid hurting his feelings - Logan took some convincing to buy into the ruse, but after seeing Patton’s disappointed face the one time he insulted his cooking he quickly changed his mind)
  • Patton keeps a garden somewhere in the mindscape, and every time the others visit it’s different - sometime it’s a vegetable patch, sometimes an orchard, and sometimes just an endless meadow of wildflowers. 
  • He’s not really as innocent/naive as the others think, and he plays on their misconception a lot to make the others feel better about themselves (though he is kind of gullible, the heart can fall easily, after all)
  • He gives the best hugs. They’re always warm and cosy and soft, and you can feel the love he puts into them - it’s like having an armful of pure emotion. When one of the others is feeling sad, a hug from Patton will usually make them breakdown and confess all their feelings, but in a good way. 
  • This one is a bit random but when Thomas is in a really good mood,  Patton becomes kind of floaty? Not hovering or flying, but if he jumps he floats down slowly, like a feather (because thomas is feeling ‘light-hearted’ and I love puns okay??) 
  • He always tries to put the other sides and Thomas first, sometimes even to his own detriment - like he might wake up feeling really sick, but he’ll still try and get up and make breakfast for everyone. He’s selfless, to the extent that it’s sometimes unhealthy (the others have slowly started recognising the signs for when this is happening and for when Patton needs a lil more love - it definitely became a lot easier when Virgil started coming to mealtimes, cos’ he can usually sense when one of the others is feeling off, especially the heart). 
  • He cries a lot at movies, and will sometimes cry when one of the others is upset, or when he’s worried about them, but he’s not so great at crying for himself - Patton is so used to pretending he’s fine and dandy and that all is swell that he has a habit of trying to push his own negative emotions away (especially when the others are nearby).

Tags: @darude-sanderstorm @emo-space-trash @abstractedthinking

(if you want adding/taking off, just let me know!)

michaeltheshitposter  asked:

76 had to lend me a heal canister cause I got a knife in my hip, doomfist beat me cause I wanted to annoy him, I showed reaper he has faces on his knees.... Yeah I'm kinda bad. Anyways enjoy the cake!

Jamison lit Satya’s hair on fire, Sombra continues to make a hobby out of playing Rick Astley over our intercom system, Athena refuses to have her sarcasm modules turned down, and Jesse willfully refuses to learn what a horse actually is. Trust me, you’re still fine.

anonymous asked:

Something for Ashton with "If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life."

“Ready to cut the cake?” Ashton asks you, helping you out of your chair. The wedding had been exactly how you expected it to be, beautiful and fun. The reception has been crazy so far, everyone dancing and giving speeches.

“Sure, but if you shove cake in my face, this will be the worst wedding night of your life.” You warn, causing Ashton to grin so wide his dimples pop out as he leads you to the cake. The DJ makes an announcement for everyone to return to their seats until the cake cutting is done.

You and Ashton both hold onto the knife, cutting into your five tier wedding cake. You smile when you both take a bite of the cake, kissing Ashton afterwards. All of sudden, Calum comes over and dips his finger into the icing on the cake and spreads it all over your cheek.

“Calum!”

“That’s for ruining Cashton.”

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I’ve decided! I’ll take all these guys down and become the number one in Japan!

Happy birthday Kagami! [August 2nd] (*’∀’人)♥

anonymous asked:

that one photoshoot they did with the cake and plate of cookies... dan feeding phil the cake (more like shoving it in his face) with the fondest look ever? I think about that a lot

underrated. under-discussed. why does dan look so adoring in the second one. why are they standing so close. who even came up with this concept. it’s too much :( 

✨ love yourself: ‘her’ era jimin ship moments ✨

© mighty jimin

in honor of jimin’s birthday i’ve compiled some of the best jimin ship moments during the love yourself: ‘her’ era! 

✨ jinmin ✨

© off the deep end

+ jin making sure jimin eats well
+ cuties taking selfies together
+ lots of touching & eye contact
+ jin ranking jimin (and jk) #1 as the people who laugh at his jokes the most
+ another cute addition to their massive twitter video archive
+ jimin saying the thing he’s looking forward to most from the members for his birthday is rice cake soup made by jin
+ jin calling jimin out for recording himself instead of showing off his room
+ jimin sharing that after they won their bbma, he asked jin to go drinking w/him
+ when all the members wrote messages to jin while he was sick, jimin writing “seokjinnie-hyung, i’ll take care of you

✨ yoonmin ✨

© rallytriangle

+ yoongi checking jimin out and smirking while declaring manggae tteok (one of jimin’s nicknames) isn’t bad when asked what his favorite kind of rice cake is
+ constantly making heart eyes at each other
+ during a game where they had to turn to the person next to them and say “i love you,” yoongi immediately turning to jimin and saying “i love you”
+ lots of touching and hand holding
+  jin calling out yoongi and saying the reason why he’s holding jimin’s hand is because he likes him (then the rest of bts joins in)
+ that look on jimin’s face when he was watching yoongi play the piano
+ when asked if he’ll ever be in a unit with yoongi, jimin replying he would like to [be in a unit w/yoongi]
+ and when yoongi is asked which member he’d like to work with before the end of 2017 he picks jimin 
+ both of them being incredibly soft for each other
+ even more shameless flirting

✨ minjoon ✨

© creamsoda

+ 95% of this vlive
+ namjoon calling jimin an angel without wings and when jimin declares he’s a fairy instead, namjoon wholeheartedly agreeing
+ this ??? moment where it looked like they were about to kiss
+ absolutely, ridiculously, hopelessly clingy
+ namjoon trying to get jimin’s attention while jimin’s oblivious
+ namjoon pinching jimin’s nipple at a fansign
+ when a fan asked namjoon to pick his favorite amongst ryan, brown, and jimin, namjoon picking jimin
+ this picture of them doing nothing but being incredibly soft next to each other
+ jimin seeking attention from namjoon
+ namjoon buying jimin a $3000+ ring (which jimin wore on his bday vlive)

✨ jihope 

© heartthrob

+ hobi giving jimin a massage during a fansign
+ constantly being super cute and playful with each other
+ jimin responding cutely when hobi praises him 
+ this adorable twitter video
+ hobi making fun of jimin’s height
+ dancing together on knowing brother
+ jimin unzipping hobi’s jacket to show more of his chest
+ neither one of them having any concept of personal space
+ jimin rapping hobi’s part in cypher pt.4 and hobi jamming w/him
+ body rolling together on stage

✨ vmin ✨

© sweet tete

+ super duper clingy
+ jimin happily pushing tae in a small wagon
+ both of them being extra when recording a commercial together
+ when a fan asks him to draw a picture of them, tae draws a picture of jimin instead
+ tae showing off his dance moves while jimin praises him
+ singing pied piperserendipity, and best of me together/to each other
+ hand holding and heart eyes
+ tae protecting his mochi from a fan that wanted to see more skin
+ when asked what the friendship between him and jimin can be compared to, taehyung replies “friends for a lifetime
+ tae wrapping his leg around jimin and jimin slapping tae’s butt while they cuddle

jikook ✨

© 3x95_jim

+ when a fan who shares the same name as jimin comes along, jungkook saying “jimin-ah” (using informal language) and checking his jimin’s reaction with a grin
+ jimin seductively asking jungkook to vote for him
+ jungkook looking like a lost puppy when he can’t find jimin
+ the two of them catching each other’s eyes on stage and giggling
kookie riding jimin’s back while the two of them sing serendipity together
+ jungkook revealing that jimin is the member who comes to his room the most often and the one who’d most likely treat him to a meal
“park?” “park.”
+ jimin proudly showing off pictures of jungkook fans gave him
+ this adorable moment when they were dancing together
+ jungkook confidently offering to pay for jimin’s parents to have a birthday event at gocheok sky dome

and the best of them all...jimin harem moments: 

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Click on this please, it looks so much better. I can’t get the blurriness to go away except to click on it and I’m getting a migraine trying to figure it out. T_T. I originally had it all on one page like a comic, but it looked terrible when I posted it and I had to crop it so sorry if there’s weirdness going on.

I’d love to hear what you all think, if I should do more stuff like this or if you have any requests of stuff you’d like to see. I’m getting way more comfortable with drawing the characters and coloring. I know I still need a lot of work, but I’m trying and I need the practice.

Per this request - oooh ooh how about stiles finding put about derek eating his dad’s cake - with like a stern expression on his face and hands on his hips, derek holding the cake with a guilty face and slight nervousness over what stiles will do (happy ending if possible).

The after math of this picture here.

Nothing More [ IV ] [ Final ]

Genre [Rating] : Angst

Length: 3k

Pairing: Baekhyun x Reader

Summary: Watching the man you love love someone else was the most painful feeling in the world.

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Originally posted by angel-in-slow-motion

It was terrifying how much could change in a year. To think that just a few short weeks could change everything about you was daunting, but true. When you had left life felt like torture, like everywhere you looked there was something waiting to mock you. You were broken, your heart all but ashes when you boarded the first flight away, but you knew it was what you needed to do. You needed time away from it all to figure out what you wanted, to figure out who you were without all of the things you’d grown so used to. It was hard, leaving it all behind, like you just gave away a piece of yourself with no plans of ever getting it back.

Loving Byun Baekhyun was hard, but letting that love go, was harder.

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[ one can only imagine lol hope you enjoy and thank you for requesting!! ]

Rated (SM) for slightly mature.


Seokjin 

➸ There was nothing rushed during your little shower session, Jin was definitely going to take his time with you. Thankful he had time off to spend with you, he wanted to make it last for a long as he could - from slow kisses to the slow rhythm of his hips as he easily slid into your entrance. Soft moans would fall from each of your lips as they barely separated from one another, you hands caressing his face while his would travel from your thighs, hips, to waist. He didn’t leave any patch of skin untouched, neither did you. Everything about this moment was perfect and filled with bliss. It was as if the whole world had stopped for the two of you…but unfortunately, that’s unrealistic thinking. 

“Could you two stop blowing up the goddamn water bill?” 

Jin nearly drops you at the sound of Yoongi’s voice, you letting out a small squeak as he presses you even farther into the wall, his chest smushing into yours to hide you away from the sudden intruder. 

“Yah, Suga! Why didn’t you knock, that’s so rude!” 

“So is using up all the hot water. Do it in the bedroom, like normal fucking people.” 

Yoongi 

➸ You’ve been needy all day, and when he was finally home, you weren’t wasting a second more. He wasn’t complaining - hell - he was hoping you were in the mood anyways. Things didn’t take long to escalate as Yoongi had no trouble taking you from behind, smirking lazily at the sounds you didn’t even bother to cover up. 

“That’s it, baby, let me hear how good you feel…” 

Constant whispers of unholy things were enough to increase the volume of your moans, not taking into consideration that you two wouldn’t exactly be alone for much longer. Not even 30 seconds have passed when a harsh knock came to the door, but Yoongi didn’t falter into his thrusts - he didn’t even stop. As he continued to pound into you, he answered to whoever was at the door. 

“I’m busy.” 

“Yeah, we know! We all heard you from the front door! The FRONT DOOR, Yoongi! Could you keep it down a little?” 

Min Yoongi grins so devilishly at the back of your head, you could feel chills run down your spine. Gripping your hair tightly to tug your neck backward, you could now see the mischievous look in his eyes; he was up to no good. 

“Sure, no problem.” Without even missing a beat, Yoongi starts back up again at an inhuman amount of speed, finally hitting that one spot over and over again that both made you see stars, and scream at the top of your lungs. By now, the neighbors could probably hear the two of you as well. 

“Is this down enough for you?” They could practically hear his shit-eating grin, all glaring at the door as it seemed that now there was no stopping him. 

He was smart enough to lock the door. 

Namjoon 

➸ The two of you just couldn’t wait; didn’t even get fully undressed until after you stepped into the shower. Namjoon watched you intensely as he undressed you from your now drenched shirt, licking his lips at the mere sight of the water dripping down your body rapidly. 

“Fuck, I’ve missed you, jagi…” He groans before pulling you closer to continue the make-out session you started in the living room. Reaching in between the two of you, you eagerly gripped his already throbbing member causing a strained moan to escape past his lips in surprise. 

Namjoon practically panted in your mouth as your pace picked up in no time, him letting you touch him for as long as you wanted as he placed one hand to the wall to keep his balance. 

“Namjoon, did you break my headphon-OH. OH OH OH I AM SO SORRY. IGNORE ME, YOU SEEM BUSY, ILL ASK LATER BYE.” Hoseok flailed, almost slipping on the rug on his way out, almost forgetting where the door knob was as he dramatically exited the bathroom. 

Both you and Namjoon stared at the door with raised eyebrows, him shrugging his shoulders while you giggled softly while shaking your head. That small interruption didn’t kill the mood at all for the two of you, as he stared down at you with lust filled eyes and a slanted smirk. 

“On your knees, babygirl.” 

Hoseok

➸ It was the end of your anniversary date, which consisted of dinner and a movie. He wanted the night to be perfect, and boy did he deliver. Hoseok was nothing but romantic and gentle with you all night, everything just all cuddly and calm. The warm water that cascaded down your still clothed figures felt so relaxing - his soft kisses that trailed from the side of your face to your neck almost had you practically melting in his arms. Your hands ran through his damp hair, while his were placed firmly on your hips, as the two of you basically slow danced in the shower. 

“You’re too good for me, Hobi…how did I get so lucky?” 

He chuckles softly, now nuzzling his head in the crook of your neck. “That’s my line, jagi…I should be asking you that.” 

It didn’t take long for his sweet kisses to turn into sucks, as he marked all of your favorite spots that he’s memorized all too well. Your bite your lip to keep quiet, knowing good and well that the others were in the bed by now…or were they? 

“I’m telling you, Jin-hyung, I turned off the shower an hour ag-OH HOLY SHIT!” As quick as the door came open, it was slammed shut. You and Hoseok now stared at the door in pure horror, covering each other up - even though neither of you was naked yet. Quickly turning off the shower, Hoseok steps out right as Jin opened the door once again - only this time with his eyes covered. By now, Jungkook ran back to his room in embarrassment. 

“I don’t care what you two were about to do in here, it’s none of my business. But, for the sake of Jungkook, and my innocent eyeballs - could you lock the door next time?” 

Jimin 

➸ Just like Hoseok, it was more a soothing type of shower session between the two of you. He sat on the shower bench while you straddled his lap, your bra still intact as Jimin just teased the straps, him smiling teasingly in the kiss as you hissed at him when he would tug it far, only to then let them snap back against your wet skin. 

“Jimin, I swear to God if you do that one more time, I’ll-”

“You’ll what, baby, huh?” His smile drops as he dared you to finish that threat, the hands that were placed upon your upper back now dangerously low on your ass - giving you a warning squeeze. “Did you forget who you talking to for a moment there? Does daddy need to punish you?” 

Before you could even respond, you could see the color drain from his face as his eyes drifted to something that was behind you. Tilting your head to the side in confusion, you turn to see what he was looking at, only to let out a scream in shock. Taehyung stood there in complete horror, unfortunately walking in at the wrong time. 

“I-I…I have no words…”

“Tae…how much did you hear?” Jimin gulps, afraid that his friend might have just discovered a little too much about himself. 

“Enough to where I want to shove pencils in my ears. Dinner’s ready, by the way, but it looks to me you’re already about to eat-”

“Y A H.” Jimin exclaims, Tae shooting his hands up in surrender as he starts to exit the bathroom with still a look of horror on his face. “Don’t tell anyone about this, please. I’m begging you.”

He shrugs, a small smirk starting to creep upon his lips. “Will daddy punish me if I do-”

“sTOP.” 

Taehyung 

➸ It was, at first, a solo shower. You had just gotten home from work, your day already starting off shitty - but that really took the cake. Not only did most of your co-workers call in sick, but they did it on the day where you have the most crowds. You were practically drowning in stress that you almost punched a costumer in the face. In conclusion : worst day ever. 

The dorm was empty by the time you got there, mentally thanking the man up in the sky that at least you came home to some peace and quiet for once. The warm water was exactly what you needed, but yet it wasn’t enough to fully relax you. Sighing heavily at the fact of not being completely satisfied, you lean forward to turn the water off - feeling defeat. It wasn’t until you felt a pair of cold hand grab your waist, and spin you around did you accidentally turn it to freezing ice water before letting out a small scream. Taehyung doesn’t hesitate to seal you screams with a kiss, letting you register that it was only him as you finally calmed down. 

“You jackass, don’t do that! One of these days I’m gonna stab you!” You couldn’t help but giggle as he started placing kisses all over your face, your lips trembling as the cold water draped over your bodies. 

“With what? Soap? Your shampoo bottle?” He teased, while continuing to place kisses anywhere and everywhere. “You looked a little down, so you can’t tell me that didn’t brighten you mood up just a little bit, jagi.” 

You wanted to punch him for almost giving you a heart attack, but you were happy to see him. Taehyung was actually the last puzzle piece to help turn this sour day back to sweet. Leaning into him closer to further his pecks into something more, the door to the bathroom was practically kicked in, and in came six out of the seven members as they all rushed into the small bathroom - Jimin holding a bat, while Hoseok started swinging at the air. 

“Y/n! Are you alright?! We heard you scream and- oh.” Namjoon pushed his way in, only to see that it wasn’t what they thought at all. “Seriously? Why can’t you do this at your own place - some of us have to shower in there, too!” 

Jungkook 

➸ You moaned into his mouth shamelessly at the pleasure he was giving you, the rushed movements of your mouths only making the bathroom much more steamier than the hot water. He wanted to use up all the time he had with you, knowing that his hyungs would be home soon, Jungkook wanted to use this opportunity to make noise as much as possibly. With one hand he held your wrists together, while the other rubbed your clit in slow circles, the water giving spectacular lubrication as you whimpered at the feeling. 

“Jungkook…p-please…” 

“Please what, Y/n? You’re gonna have to be more specific~” 

“Please g-go faster, please..!” You would cry, the teasing no longer tolerable as you were now reduced to begging. You would give anything to cum, even so much as scream his name while his hyungs were home. Be careful what you wish for. 

“Jungkook, are you watching porn again?” Jimin opens the door, only for both his eyes and mouth to completely bust wide open in shock. Jungkook being Jungkook quickly pulled away from you to cover himself up - only to then realize that you were naked as well, to then cover you up away from Jimin’s amused stare. 

“J-Jimin, don’t tell Jin-hyung! W-We were just uh…saving water?” 

“Oh, don’t worry, Kookie. I won’t tell him that you’re committing unholy things in his bathroom.” Not even five seconds later, “SEOKJIN! GUESS WHO’S MAKING BABIES IN YOUR SHOWER.” 

Jungkook, not even giving a shit anymore, would practically run after Jimin naked - leaving you to stand in there confused and sexually frustrated. 

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Here’s a list of some of my personal favorite Newsies videos.

Ben and his pulled pork

Tommy and Laurie’s red velvet cake, also Andrew

Tommy and his Baby Swiss Cheese

Joab and Adam’s M&M’s with his face, but shh, Bres is sleeping

Ben not doing magic

Corey getting people to admit he’s hot while he’s wearing a pumpkin mask with Obama’s face

Corey can’t remember his lyrics for the life of him

Adam and Mike roast session featuring pit stains

Same LaVon, same

Go and look it up. The poor guy’s head is spinning.

Mike and his broken chair

These are just a few that I have found so far. This may be updated at some point in time.

married part 4- h.s imagine

part 1

part 2 

part 3 

Harry sighed as he walked into his apartment. The last place he wanted to be at right now was his home. In reality, he wish he never walked out of your apartment. You were right. Your world didn’t revolve around him. He should’ve realized that he wasn’t the center of your universe. He should’ve let you tell him all about your date. “I’ll just talk to her in the morning,” he thought while he started to walk to his and Kimberly’s room.

“Where’d you go?” a voice called out. Harry halted mid-step. He turned around to see Kimberly sitting in the living room, her arms crossed over her chest. Harry bit his bottom lip, beginning to walk towards her. “I went to Y/N’s. Listen baby, I’m sorry I said-”

“You were with Y/N?” Kimberly asked, her voice laced with bitterness. Harry’s eyebrows quickly furrowed together as he sat down on the spot next to her. Kimberly was quick to move away, beginning to pace around. “I always go to her when I need to talk to someone.” Harry added, suddenly feeling the need to explain himself.

Kimberly quickly turned around to face Harry. “I’m your wife, Harry! Don’t you think you should be talking to me whenever you have a problem?” Harry’s cheeks immediately heated up,looking down at his fidgeting fingers, “We got into a fight. I just wanted Y/N’s opinion.”

Kimberly let out what was mixed between a scoff and a laugh. “As if we can trust her opinion.” Harry quickly stood up, feeling like he needed to stick up for his best friend. “What’s that supposed to mean?” Kimberly eyes widened, her head shaking, “How could you be so oblivious, Harry! The girl is in love with you!”

Harry quickly shook his head, “She’s my best friend, Kimberly! How could you accuse her of something like that!”

Kimberly crossed her arms once more before she sat back down on the couch. “I’m supposed to be your best friend.” She shook her head as she stared at the ground. “I notice the way she looks at you. She looks at you like it’s just you two in the room. She listens to every word you say. She puts your needs before hers! Everyone sees it! Everyone but you!” Harry remained silent as he sat down next to Kimberly, his palms beginning to sweat.

“Didn’t you notice how sad she was at the wedding?” Kimberly whispered as she placed her hand on top of Harry’s. Harry closed his eyes. “No…no. I’m her best friend. She was just happy for me. They were happy tears.”

Kimberly sat further into the couch. “Harry, they were tears because the guy she was in love with was marrying someone else.”


You were sitting in your kitchen. A cup of tea in front of you that was now cold. You sighed as you heard a knock on your door. You wiped a tear that fell from frustration from your fight with Harry. When you opened the door, there stood Harry at your doorstep for the second time tonight. Harry was giving you a look that sent shivers down your spine. He let himself into your apartment. You closed the door behind him, “Listen Harry, I’m sorry for-”

Harry spun around to face you, his breathing becoming harder and harsher. “Are you in love with me?”

Your eyes widened. Your secret that you kept for years was finally out. Your eyes quickly scanned Harry’s, trying to get some sense of how he was feeling. When you didn’t answer Harry, he immediately knew what your answer was. He ran his hand over his face as he took a deep breath. “How long?”

You suddenly felt so small. Your arms crossed, as if they were trying to protect yourself. You never wanted Harry to find out. You thought if he ever did find out, the two of you would be old and gray’ you would have a husband and the thought of once being in love with Harry would seem funny. Now, you felt nothing but shame for ever growing feelings for your best friend.

You took a deep breath, your eyes threatening to spill out tears. “Since we were 18,” you whispered. Now it was time for Harry to gasp. “18!” He repeated, his hand slamming down on the counter. You visibly winced, you closed your eyes as your arms tightened around your body.

“5 years! You’ve been in love with me for 5 years!” Harry shouted. He began to pace around your living room, pulling on his hair out of frustration. Harry looked back at you, his eyes softening at your trembling body as you cried. “Why didn’t you tell me,” Harry whispered so softly that you almost didn’t hear. You looked up at the ceiling, tears falling from your face, “I didn’t want to ruin what we had Harry! Our friendship…it was so beautiful! So…real! I was afraid that if I told you or if you somehow you found out, it would ruin everything.”

Harry looked down, his own eyes beginning to fill with tears. He looked up at you and took a deep breath, “You should’ve told me, Y/N. If you told me…things would’ve been different.” You let out a quiet scoff as you stared at the ground. Harry came closer to you. He placed his hand on your cheek, causing you to look up at him. Harry leant his forehead against yours, “I’ve been in love with you all my life.”

You let out a small gasp before Harry continued, “I’ve been in love with you…for so long, Y/N. But I knew someone like you would never be in love with someone like me.” Harry opened his eyes as he grabbed your hands. “You’re so..beautiful. You’re so compassionate and kind to the world. How could I not fall in love with you?” Harry chuckled through his tears. You looked into Harry’s eyes that were filled with nothing but sadness.

“If I knew that you loved me…I would be married to you right now.” Harry whispered. You let out a sob as you rested your head against Harry’s chest. Harry wrapped his arms around you as he looked up, trying to stop crying. “But I’m with Kimberly. And I fell in love with her too.”

You nodded your head as you buried your face more into Harry’s chest. For what felt like an eternity, the two of you held on to each other as if this was the last time you guys would be seeing each other.


Niall let himself into your apartment. He placed his bag down as he quietly made his way into your bedroom. He sighed as he saw the plate of food he left out for you remained untouched. As he came closer to your bed, he noticed the tear stains on your face as you were asleep. He sighed, feeling the same sympathy he did for you when Harry got married. Niall grabbed a blanket you kept on your bed and placed it over you before he left your room.

When Harry left your apartment that night, you immediately called Niall and struggled to tell him what happened between your sobs. Niall tried assuring you that everything would be okay. He tried telling you that this was just a bump; that somehow you and Harry would get past this. But it’s been two weeks and Harry hasn’t tried contacting you since.

Niall was sitting on the couch in you living room when you finally came out of your room. You sat down on the spot next to him, bringing your knees up to your chest. Niall placed his phone down. “I brought some food.” He said as he nodded towards the bag on the counter. You were staring at the wall in front of you. You let out a quiet “thanks.”

Niall bit his bottom lip, trying to think of what to say. He glanced at his phone and smiled. “Your birthday’s tomorrow. That’s exciting isn’t it?”

You shrugged your shoulders. Niall sighed, “Would you like to do anything? I can clear my schedule. Maybe we can go to-”

“I don’t really want to do anything. Thank you though, Niall.” You said quietly. Niall nodded his head as he scooted further into the couch.

Eventually Niall left. He placed a kiss on your head and a promise that he’ll be back tomorrow. Your eyes shifted to the clock on the wall. 11:34PM

With the time ticking closer and closer to 12, you could feel your anxiety bouncing off the walls. Harry has never missed the tradition of coming to your place for your birthday with a home made cake. Surely he wouldn’t miss it because of what happened.

Right?

You looked at the clock again. 12PM. It was officially your birthday. You stared at the door, hoping that Harry would burst in. Your eyes began to water when you realized it wasn’t going to happen. Tears began to fall off your face as your tradition was broken. You placed your head into your hands. Of course he wasn’t coming. Just because he knew you loved him, he wasn’t going to leave his wife for you. You were his past, Kimberly was his present. Stupid girl you thought.


Harry glanced at the time on his phone. He sighed as he looked at the cake he made earlier in front of him. He grabbed the cake and threw it into the trash can before he went back to bed.


i have never been so excited to write this! thank you guys so much for the constant love for married! it means the absolute world that you guys like it! i love hearing from you guys! let me know what you thought!

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you can find part 5 here

Cooking with Pennywise (Headcanon)

Anon Request: Cooking headcanon?

  • Your kitchen will look like a bomb hit it everytime
  • Penny loves to make cupcakes or any kind of cake really
  • He will eat half the icing before it’s finished
  • When it is done, he starts a food fight by smashing something into your face
  • He loves sprinkles
  • “Humans have so many kinds of food.. Why?” *confused look*
  • Drooling into the food
  • Having to tell him not to drool into the food
  • The disgusted face he makes when he starts chewing on all the different vegetables
  • “These are horrible.”
  • Throws vegetables
  • When ever you try to cook steak, he will steal atleast one and eat it raw
  • Raw steak has become his new obsession
  • He ain’t no Gordon Ramsey (..But he’s got the same attitude.)
  • You screaming when you see him reach into the hot oven barehanded
  • He has that maniacal giggle when you freak out over something
  • “Could a human.. Fit in the oven?”
  • You telling him that he is not putting a human in your oven
  • Him taking a interest in the eggs
  • Him breaking the eggs on purpose
  • “Oh, these are fun!”
  • Him actually taking cooking seriously every once in a while
  • The only thing he can really “make” is cereal though
  • Him curiously looking at the red ring that is the hot stove eye
  • You become concerned when you hear sizzling, only to see he’s stuck his hand to it
  • You screaming again
  • He gives you a confused look for screaming
  • He likes to try to cook for you
  • You watch in amusement as he runs around the kitchen trying to prepare everything
  • Angry growls
  • “What’s the point of these cups with the numbers!”
  • Throwing half the cooking utensils around the room
  • He gets side tracked when he finds a box of popcorn in the cabinet
  • His eyes being glued to the microwave as he puts a bag in
  • More drool
  • “Pop, pop, pop!”
  • By the end, he usually has more food on him than he has actually cooked
  • He settles on fixing cereal as usual

anonymous asked:

what do you guys think of the antifa bit on the daily show?

We are looking forward to Trevor Noah, Tina “stay at home” Fey, etc. being at the front of the next confrontation with murderous white supremacists, so they can show all us “bad antifa” the correct way to deal with racist terrorists.  Sheet cake probably won’t protect them as well as their privilege has so far, mind you.

Trevor Noah is being especially ignorant though - his “vegan ISIS” bit tarnishes the memory of anti-fascists like Kevin Joachim and Rob Grodt and Michael Israel and Anton Neshek that have been killed so far fighting against ISIS and betrays those antifa still fighting ISIS like the Tabûra Enternasyonal and the International Freedom Battalion.  

Trevor Noah can feel free to call us out the day he stands face-to-face against the racist terrorists he’s soooo concerned about us “punching.”  Until then, fuck him.

Let them eat cake!

Hufflepuff: “So… according to Gamp’s law of elemental transfiguration I can only summon food if I know where it is, modify it and multiply it but cannot make it from nothing?”

Ravenclaw: “That’s correct.”

Hufflepuff: “So… hypothetically, if I ate a piece of cake, I’d know it’s location, could summon it and restore it to the state before I ate it?”

Ravenclaw: “I mean… I guess so?”

Hufflepuff: “So what you’re saying is… I CAN have my cake and eat it too.”

Ravenclaw: “… … …”

*Off to the side*

Gryffindor: “So she wants to rematerialize the cake from her stomach? That sounds unsanitary.”

Slytherin *laughing*: “Who cares?! Did you see Ravenclaw’s face?! He’s going to go home and rethink his entire life!”