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Can’t find water bottles/gallons?

By me in Orlando all the water is already gone. When Costco got a shipment today it was gone before they even finished unloading.
So what do you do if you can’t find water bottles?
This is what we did when we couldn’t find anything for Matthew

*Get gallon Ziplock bags and fill those up about ¾ of the way. Get the ones that zip closed really tight. Then stack them up in a box. Weird squishy water bottles.
Also good for making ice blocks for freezer that can be melted later if needed. For that only fill ½ way or the bag will explode.

*Fill every cup you have with water. Cover tops with saran wrap to keep little bits of dust and whatnot from getting in the water since it’ll be sitting before you use it. Don’t have many cups? Buy a thing of disposable ones from the store. 

*Go to the dollar store and get buckets, Fill and cover those. We bought 3 1-gallon buckets and those are for the animals but they’d be fine for people too.

*For someone like me there are old gatorade bottles hiding around my house. Gather up water bottles, fill them.

*Rinse and reuse other containers. Your milk won’t last if the power goes out. Finish it up, rinse the container and fill it. 

*Tupperware. Fill and close it. Can also be frozen to make ice blocks. The more ice in the freezer, the longer things will stay cold if you lose power.

No one is stocking up on ziplocs, cups, saran wrap, or buckets that I noticed. Plenty of all those still left on the shelves while the water section was empty.

Good luck with the storm friends.

this ask meme is based on the blog gravesuggestion.  i’ve divided it up into two categories  ( light  &  dark )  based on the themes.  some of these can be somewhat triggering seeing that the darker ones deal with a lot of death mentions.  please be cautious before continuing on!!

L I G H T

‘  at night i dream of you.  ’
‘  don’t give up yet.  you still have time to fix things.  ’
‘  falling in love with someone else is not a personal attack.  ’
‘  i am still so weak when it comes to you.  ’
‘  i can’t believe i let myself let you down.  ’
‘  i don’t care where we go when we die,  as long as i’m with you.  ’
‘  i dream of saying to you all the words i held inside until it was too late.  ’
‘  i feel so warm  &  safe when you talk to me.  maybe i could love you if you’d let me.  ’
‘  i finally let the right people in  &  i have never felt so loved.  ’
‘  i like the way your nails paint red stripes along my spine days after you’re gone.  ’
‘  i lived in your permafrost for twenty years  &  then you looked at me  &  i felt the warmth of spring.  ’
‘  i once wished you’d leave me alone,  but i take it back.  ’
‘  i want to be able to love someone else,  but you stretch your arms  &  spread your legs inside my heart so that there is no room for anyone or anything else.  ’
‘  i want to believe that we got it right this time.  ’
‘  i wonder how much longer i can cling to your light before it expires completely.  ’
‘  i would travel across the world to be by your side,  because as long as you are with me,  anywhere is a perfect place to me.  ’
‘  it took me awhile to realize it myself,  but you are not what other people say you are.  ’
‘  it’s not that i really need you,  but life would be pretty boring without you around.  there’s no one i would rather be with.  ’
‘  i’d like to stay like this for awhile.  ’
‘  life  &  death don’t have to be so boring,  let’s make both an adventure.  ’
‘  life imitates art,  they say.  i didn’t believe it until i started to notice the way your eyelashes look so much like tiny ink stroke.  ’
‘  live your life so that when you die,  souls will come for miles just to hear your historic tales.  ’
‘  make your exes jealous  &  your past self proud.  ’
‘  maybe you’re what i needed to find in order to move on.  ’
‘  never get caught falling harder.  they’ll never let you back up.  ’
‘  please don’t go.  ’
‘  some days it’s easier to just stop fighting it  &  succumb.  ’
‘  sometimes,  you’ll find it hard to keep going,  but you always will.  ’
‘  the desire i feel for you is that same itching,  insidious hunger that an addict has for their addiction.  ’
‘  the worst thing about you is that you weren’t all bad.  ’
‘  there is absolutely nothing  &  no one who can stop me.  ’
‘  there is no route of losing you that is without pain.  ’
‘  there’s still room for adventure  &  there is no one i’d rather have by my side.  ’
‘  things didn’t turn out the way i planned,  but i’m alright with that.  ’
‘  we could be really incredible together,  you know?  ’
‘  you are beautiful  &  vibrant  &  confident.  you are light  &  laughter incarnate  &  every fiber of your being screams freedom  &  joy.  when i am with you,  i am truly happy.  ’
‘  you are starlight incarnate,  from the grand way you sway your hips to the wide mysterious way you think.  blessed are any to be loved by you.  ’
‘  you are too afraid of the future to let go of a past that was never kind to you.  ’
‘  you call me yours  &  i have no idea what that even means to you.  ’
‘  you remind me of bubblegum  &  sweets;  soft  &  pink  &  warm.  you are strong in the gentlest way.  you are so stubbornly kind.  i wish i could be like that.  ’
‘  you still visit me while i sleep sometimes.  your fingers trace my spine  &  i listen to you breathe.  please stop haunting me.  ’
‘  ‘morbid curiosity’ is a wonderful way to describe how i feel about you.  ’

D A R K

‘  a thousand empty bottles  &  fist fights will never return to us what we lost that day.  ’
‘  everyone else has moved on,  but i am still here.  ’
‘  everything about you screams danger.  ’
‘  everything is worthless to you  &  you,  in turn,  became worthless.  ’
‘  for once in my life i want to be surrounded by people that i don’t feel like i need to impress.  ’
‘  freedom is really hard to get used to.  ’
‘  how could you do this to me?  how fucking could you?  ’
‘  i am becoming everything we always dreamed of  &  i am leaving you behind.  ’
‘  i buried you so well that you might as well have died.  ’
‘  i can rest easy knowing that the person i love is dead  &  not the monster you became.  ’
‘  i can’t look at you.  not now,  not ever.  ’
‘  i don’t ask how you’ve been.  what’s the point?  you’d lie anyways.  ’
‘  i dream of hearing the words i so desperately needed to lay your memory to rest.  ’
‘  i haunted this house first.  there is no room for you here.  ’
‘  i have a right to be upset.  i loved them too, you know.  ’
‘  i just want it to end.  i want it to all go away.  i want to go away.  ’
‘  i may be a wolf in sheep’s clothing,  but a snake hiding in the skin of a mouse is far more dangerous.  ’
‘  i saw your face today  &  didn’t feel anything.  i am free.  ’
‘  i tried to save you,  but you didn’t want to be saved.  you just wanted someone to suffer with you.  ’
‘  it’s almost as if you were never here.  ’
‘  it’s unhealthy to do these things,  you tell me.  you say it’s time to stop smoking,  time to stop gambling,  &  dammit,  i f you don’t stop drinking it’ll kill you.  i sure hope you’re right,  darling.  ’
‘  i’m always pleasantly surprised by how easy it is to kill you in my mind  ’
‘  i’m not really scared to die.  i’m more afraid that no one will miss me when i’m gone.  ’
‘  i’m not the person you left behind anymore.  there’s no one here to miss.  ’
‘  i’ve been dead far longer than i’ve been alive.  ’
‘  i’ve eaten nothing but flower petals  &  ivy for weeks because i want to be beautiful inside like you.  ’
‘  i’ve never been completely satisfied.  i most likely will still be unsatisfied long after my death.  ’
‘  no motive other than pleasure,  my dear.  ’
‘  one day i’ll go or you will.  either way,  it will be as if i’m losing a piece of myself.  ’
‘  our dreams  &  promises decay along with you.  ’
‘  the leaves change,  but nothing else does.  ’
‘  the only difference between avoiding  &  leaving is that now i’m not waiting up for you.  ’
‘  there is no such thing as a person who is required to love you.  ’
‘  there’s only so much that can be done to repair old damage.  ’
‘  things aren’t going as i hoped.  maybe if i die,  i can start over again?  better luck next time.  ’
‘  this is not something to be proud of.  this is a tragedy.  ’
‘  trying to get rid of me?  oh honey,  you’ll have to try much harder than that.  ’
‘  trying to get under my skin?  you’re nothing more than a pesky itch.  ’
‘  unlike you,  i can’t hide my identity when it becomes an inconvenience or a danger.  ’
‘  weeping is for gods  &  martyrs,  we cannot afford such luxuries.  ’
‘  would you even miss me?  ’
‘  you are not important enough to earn an eternal place in my heart.  ’
‘  you complain nonstop about being unloved  &  alone,  i can’t imagine what you’d be like if that were actually true.  ’
‘  you don’t know what it’s like.  ’
‘  you made this so fucking easy for me.  ’
‘  you should see me as a threat.  i will tear down everything you know until there is nothing left of you.  i am a walking threat.  ’
‘  you think i’m already gone,  but i’m still fighting.  ’
‘  you think i’m dead,  but i’m just dying.  ’
‘  you were never an addiction,  you were a fucking disease.  ’
‘  you wouldn’t dare cross me.  i am god  &  you are the soil beneath my feet.  ’
‘  your existence takes up so much more space in mine that we might as well be one entity.  ’
‘  your fingers are so cold  &  bruised,  but you’re still slamming your fists again the barricade as if it makes a difference.  ’
‘  your hair is tied in a noose  &  your fingernails are razor blades,  your lips are poison  &  i will gratefully kiss them.  ’
‘  your hatred has a body count  &  we will not forget.  ’
‘  your loss,  not mine.  ’
‘  you’re a sick fuck.  you know that?  ’
‘  you’re not gentle with me  &  i would never ask you to be.  ’
‘  you’ve trapped yourself so thoroughly in your own mind that it’s not even a rut anymore,  it’s a pit.   ’


390 Prompts!!!!

1. “A wedding?”
2. “After everything you did, you’re asking ME to apologize for snapping at you ONCE?”
3. “Am I supposed to be scared of you?”
4. “Are you drunk?”
5. “Are you hitting on her for me?”
6. “Are you kidding me? We’re not ‘fine’!”
7. “Are you okay?” “Why do you ask?” “You’re wearing two different shoes.”
8. “Are you really taking his side against me?”
9. “At what point did you think that was a good idea?”
10. “Babe, you have a problem, please, let me help you.”
11. “Be my wife.”
12. “Before I do this, I need you to know that I have always loved you.”
13. “BOOM! That oughta show you not to mess with me!”
14. “But the carnival is right down the street! Can we please, please go!?”
15. “Can I kiss you?”
16. “Come back to bed.”
17. “Come on, let’s throw the dice, see what happens.”
18. “Come over here and make me.”
19. “Come with me.”
20. “Could you be happy here with me?”
21. “Crocs? Who hurt you so much in this life?”
22. “Damn. You clean up good.”
23. “Delete that immediately.”
24. “Did I just say that out loud?”
25. “Did I stutter?”
26. “Did you enjoy yourself last night?”
27. “Did you hear that?”
28. “Do you…well…I mean…I could give you a massage?”
29. “Do you ever stop eating?”
30. “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?”
31. “Do you ever think we should just stop this?”
32. Do you like me? Check yes or no.
33. “Do you need me to get anything from the store?”
34. “Do you think it’s possible that I…might be… pregnant?”
35. “Do you think she could have loved me?”
36. “Does he know about the baby?”
37. “Don’t fucking touch me!”
38. “Don’t say that. Not now.”
39. “Don’t say you love me.”
40. “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”
41. “Don’t you ever do that again!”
42. “Either ask her out or I will do it for you!”
43. “Excuse me, I’m terribly lost. Can you help me?”
44. “Everyone deserves a second chance.”
45. “Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”
46. “For some reason I’m attracted to you.”
47. “Frankly, I couldn’t care less.”
48. “Fuck…I feel I’ve been hit by a car.”
49. “Game’s over you son of a bitch! Tell me where she is!”
50. “Give me 5 bucks, I’ll explain later.”
51. “Go on then, tell me. Tell me you don’t love me.”
52. “Go then, leave! See if I care!”
53. “Guess who’s going to be a father?”
54. “H-How long have you been standing there?”
55. “Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”
56. “Have I ever lied to you?”
57. “Have you ever wanted to hate someone?”
58. “Have you lost your damn mind!?”
59. “He’s missing, not dead.”
60. “Hey! I was gonna eat that!”
61. “Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”
62. “Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”
63. “His ego is so visible, I can almost watch it grow.”
64. “Hold me back!”
65. “Hold my hand dammit, we gotta make this look convincing!”
66. “How about we put the gun down and let’s talk about this?”
67. “How could anyone be that cruel?”
68. “How dare you!?”
69. “How long has it been?”
70. “I almost lost you.”
71. “I am not losing you again!”
72. “I beat you at Mario Kart and now you’re banishing me to the couch for the night?”
73. “I came here to explain what happened, and I’m not leaving until you listen.”
74. “I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Loser cooks dinner. Good luck. xo’”
75. “I can manage on my own.”
76. “I can’t… I can’t lose you.”
77. “I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
78. “I can’t explain right now, but I need you to trust me.”
79. “I can’t get you out of my head.”
80. “I can’t let you do that.”
81. “I can’t start over again.”
82. “I can’t stop thinking about you.”
83. “I can’t swim!”
84. “I choose you.”
85. “I could never leave you, I love you too much!”
86. “I did a pregnancy test.”
87. “I didn’t ask for any of this!”
88. “I didn’t know you could cook.” “Oh, trust me I can’t.”
89. “I didn’t know you could sing.”
90. “I didn’t know you were so competitive.”
91. “I didn’t realize I needed your permission.”
92. “I didn’t think it was even possible for you to be so intelligent.”
93. “I don’t care what he said, it doesn’t mean jack squat.”
94. “I don’t know what I did to deserve you.”
95. “I don’t know why I’m crying.”
96. “I don’t snore, do I?” “Like a chainsaw.”
97. “I don’t want to have a baby.”
98. “I don’t want to hurt you.”
99. “I don’t want to let you down.”
100. “I got you a present.”
101. “I guess I was wrong about you. You’re not so bad after all.”
102. “I had a nightmare about you and just wanted to make sure you’re okay.”
103. “I had to see you again.”
104. “I hate you!” “No you don’t.”
105. “I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be.”
106. “I just need you to do this one thing for me.”
107. “I just really need to have you here right now.”
108. “I just want this.”
109. “I just want to be alone right now.”
110. “I just wanted you to know that when I picture myself happy… it’s with you.”
111. “I know, but… I love him. You can’t give up on a person you love.”
112. "I know, but he’s your partner for this.”
113. “I know that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”
114. “I love you.” “I know.”
115. “I love you. I’ve loved you since the moment I first laid eyes on you and – Oh, screw it!”
116. “I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”
117. “I love you for you, don’t you dare think otherwise!”
118. “I love you more than anything in this world… which is why you have to stay here.”
119. “I love you, you asshole.”
120. “I made a mistake.”
121. “I may be an idiot but I’m your idiot.”
122. “I may despise you with the burning white hot intensity of a thousand suns, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love you.”
123. “I may have… ripped my pants.”
124. “I miss her so damn much, and it’s killing me that she’s gone!”
125. “I need you to forgive me.”
126. “I never believed in soulmates until I met you.”
127. “I never learned how to whistle.”
128. “I never meant for anyone to get hurt!”
129. “I saw you staring at each other, I just wasn’t sure if it was sexual tension or murderous rage.”
130. "I see the way you look at me when you think I’m not looking.”
131. “I swear if you weren’t so attractive, I’d have punched you in the face nine times by now.”
132. “I swear it was an accident.”
133. “I swear it was like that when I found it!”
134. “I think I picked up your coffee by mistake.”
135. "I think I’m in love with you and that scares me to death.”
136. “I think we need to talk.”
137. “I think we should have another.”
138. “I think you’re just afraid to be happy.”
139. “I thought you were a dream come true.”
140. “I thought you were dead…”
141. “I trusted you!”
142. “I waited and waited, but you never came back.”
143. “I want my best friend back.”
144. “I want to go back to before….”
145. “I wasn’t going to wait around for you forever.”
146. “I wasn’t planning on asking you, but I’ve come to realize that life is short. Will you marry me?”
147. “I wish I could hate you.”
148. “I won’t give up if you won’t.”
149. “I won’t let you fall.”
150. “I-I can’t trust you anymore.”
151. “I’ll be right over.”
152. “I’ll sleep under the sheets, you sleep on top of them.”
153. "I’m flirting with you.”
154. “I’m freezing!”
155. “I’m laughing because you’re angry. I swear I didn’t do it!”
156. “I’m like 20% sure this plan will work. The other 80% means we could die horribly and violently, but honestly it’s a really solid plan.”
157. “I’m not good enough for you.”
158. “I’m not happy here.”
159. “I’m not surprised that you murdered him.”
160. “I’m not the only one who thinks that.”
161. “I’m only human!”
162. “I’m pregnant.”
163. “I’m sick of being USELESS.”
164. “I’m so happy you’re alive.”
165. “I’m so sorry! I will never doubt you again!”
166. “I’m so stupid to make the mistake of falling in love with my best friend.”
167. “I’m sorry. I didn’t know.”
168. “I’m sorry, but I can’t trust you anymore.”
169. “I’m sorry if this upsets you, but I’m going to marry her.”
170. “I’m sorry, run that by me again.”
171. "I’m sorry, what were you saying? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
172. “I’m starting an idiot jar. Any time you do or say anything idiotic, you have to put at least a dollar in it—more depending on how stupid the thing that you said or did was.”
173. “I’m tired of being your secret.”
174. “I’m up to the challenge.”
175. “I’m yours.”
176. “I’ve been in love with you my entire life.”
177. “I’ve got good news and bad news.”
178. “I’ve moved on.”
179. “I’ve never felt this way about anyone before… and it scares the shit out of me.”
180. “I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I can’t see you.”
181. “If he’s going to treat you like shit, I’m going to kick his ass.”
182. “If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to seduce me.”
183. “If I die, I’m going to haunt your ass.”
184. “If I ever see you anywhere near her, you’ll have to deal with me!”
185. “If my parents knew what I was doing, they’d kill me.”
186. “If this is love, love is easy.”
187. “If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”
188. “If you don’t want to talk about what happened, then say so. Don’t just lie and say it’s fine.”
189. “If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”
190. “If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life.”
191. “IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME, I’M GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH.”
192. “If you walk out right now, it’s over for us.”
193. “If you walk out that door, you’re no longer one of us. You’ll be one of them and that means I’ll treat you like one of them.”
194. “Is… is that even possible? Like, can we do this?”
195. “Is… that my picture in your wallet/as your home screen?”
196. “Is it really you?”
197. “Is it supposed to look like that? Are you sure?”
198. “Is that a challenge?”
199. “Is that an apology?”
200. “Is that real?”
201. “Is that what I think it is?”
202. “Is that what you’re doing? Trying to make me to hate you?”
203. “Is there a problem?”
204. “Is there a special reason, as to why you’re wearing my shirt?”
205. “Is there something you want to tell me?”
206. “It could be worse.”
207. “It made a difference to me.”
208. “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”
209. “It was just a dream.”
210. “It wasn’t supposed to happen like that.”
211. “It’s a hobby of mine to prove you wrong.”
212. “It’s all your fault.”
213. “It’s been fun. We’ve had a good run, but you parked in my spot. I’m going to have to kill you now.”
214. “IT’S NOT COMING OFF!”
215. “It’s not what it looks like…”
216. “It’s okay, I’m here for you.”
217. “It’s okay to cry…”
218. “Just leave me ALONE.”
219. “Just talk to me!”
220. “Keep your head up.”
221. “Kiss me.”
222. “Let him go! It’s me you want.”
223. “Let me buy you a drink?”
224. “Let’s do something wild and crazy!”
225. “Look at me - just breathe, okay?”
226. “Look at that. I’ve never seen your face get so red.”
227. “Look, I don’t have much time, but I wanted to say I love you.”
228. “Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
229. “Make a wish.”
230. “Marry me?”
231. “May I have this dance?”
232. “Meet me at midnight. Alone.”
233. “Meet me on the bridge in an hour.”
234. “Meet me on the roof in ten minutes.”
235. “Mind if I cut in?”
236. “My parents asked about you.”
237. “No! I’m tired of doing what you say!”
238. “No one needs to know.”
239. “No one will ever hurt you again.”
240. “None of this makes sense.”
241. “None of that matters now.”
242. “Not a day will go by that I won’t think of you.”
243. “Oh, my God! You’re in love with her!”
244. “Please don’t argue. You have to leave right now, you aren’t safe here.”
245. “Please don’t cry.”
246. “Please don’t do this.”
247. “Please, don’t give up on me.”
248. “Please, don’t leave.”
249. “Please listen to me-”
250. “Please say something.”
251. “Please, take me instead!”
252. “Promise me you won’t let anything happen to him.”
253. “Promise me you’ll stay.”
254. “Remember our first date? When you took me to Starbucks and it took me 15 minutes just to choose a flavour of Frappuccino? I was never sure about anything, never. But I was so fucking sure about you!”
255. “Run, and don’t ever look back.”
256. “She’s been missing since Friday and you’re not worried?”
257. “She’s missing, not dead.”
258. “Shit, are you bleeding?!”
259. “Shopping? Do I have to go?”
260. “Shut up and kiss me.”
261. “Since when do you drive a motorcycle?”
262. “So? It’s not your problem so butt out.”
263. “So, I found this waterfall…”
264. “So there was an accident…”
265. “Somebody’s in love!”
266. “Sorry, I thought I was alone…”
267. “Stop taking pictures! I’m fucking stuck. Be useful and help me!!”
268. “Stop talking about love for a minute and help me with this bullet wound.”
269. “Stop talking about the past, I could be dead in a matter of hours… make me up a future.”
270. “Teach me how to play?”
271. “Tell me a secret.”
272. “Tell me again why I let you convince me that this was even remotely a good idea.”
273. “That came out wrong.”
274. “That guy at the bar keeps staring at you.”
275. “That is not coming in this house!”
276. “That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard!”
277. “The joke’s on them.”
278. “The paint’s supposed to go where?”
279. “The sign said not to push the button, so naturally I had to push it!”
280. “The skirt is supposed to be this short.”
281. “The three seconds rule doesn’t apply to sticky foods.”
282. “The way you flirt is shameful.”
283. “There are plenty of people out there who love you.” “Yeah, like who?” “Like me.”
284. “There’s no getting out of this. You ruined me.”
285. “There’s something I need to tell you.”
286. “Things don’t always turn out how they should.”
287. “This is… this is somewhere I never imagined I’d be.”
288. “This is by far the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
289. “This is so going on YouTube!”
290. “This isn’t just about you. It’s about what’s best for all of us.”
291. “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?”
292. “Time’s up!”
293. “Twins? We’re…we’re having twins?!”
294. “W…Was that you making that noise?”
295. “Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
296. “Wait, do you two know each other?”
297. “Wake up! Please, please wake up.”
298. “Walk it off!”
299. “Wanna bet?”
300. "Wanna dance?”
301. “We could be amazing!”
302. “We could’ve had it all.”
303. “We have to pretend to be married.”
304. “We missed our chance.”
305. “We’ll finish it the same way we started it…together.”
306. “We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”
307. "Well….don’t keep me waiting”
308. “Well, this is awkward…”
309. “Well, this is where I live.”
310. “What are you afraid of?”
311. “What did I ever done to you?”
312. “What other hidden talents do you have?”
313. “What the hell are you doing here?! I told you I never wanted to see you again!”
314. “What the hell was that?!”
315. “What were you thinking?? Were you trying to get yourself killed?”
316. “When are you going to realize that I don’t care?”
317. “When I come back, that better be exactly where you found it!”
318. “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Especially then!”
319. “Where did that cat come from?”
320. “Where did you find this?”
321. “Where did you learn to dance?”
322. “Where were you? Do you have any idea how worried I was?”
323. “Who brought pot brownies to the bake sale?!”
324. “Who gave you that black eye?!”
325. “Who’s gonna stop me? You?”
326. “Why are you baking muffins at three in the morning?”
327. “Why are you covered in mud?”
328. “Why are you dressed like that?”
329. “Why are you lying?”
330. “Why are you up so early?”
331. “Why can’t they see that they’re meant for each other?”
332. “Why can’t you see what you’re doing to me?”
333. “Why choose me?”
334. “Why do I even bother?”
335. “Why don’t they just kiss already?”
336. “Why don’t you say that to my face?”
337. “Why wouldn’t you come to me with your problems?”
338. “Will you just shut up for a moment so I can say something nice to you!”
339. “Will you please just give me a hand?”
340. “You are nothing like them.”
341. “You are the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”
342. “You better have a good reason for waking me up at the ass-crack of dawn.”
343. “You braided his hair?”
344. “You broke what?!”
345. “You came back!”
346. “You can trust me.”
347. “You can’t just sit on the sidelines your whole life!”
348. “You can’t leave me in the dark. You have to tell me these things.”
349. "You can’t protect me.”
350. “You deserve so much better.”
351. “You did all of this for me?”
352. “You did this for me?”
353. “YOU DID WHAT?!”
354. “You didn’t tell me it was karaoke night…”
355. “You don’t have to stay.”
356. “You don’t know you the way I do.”
357. “You don’t need to protect me.”
358. “You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
359. “You got her pregnant?! What were you thinking?”
360. “You had me at ‘free pizza!’”
361. “You have no idea what I’ve done for you.”
362. “You have the most amazing eyes.”
363. “You have to make a choice.”
364. “You have to remember!”
365. “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?”
366. “You heard me. Take. It. Off.”
367. “You know I wouldn’t do this if I had any other choice.”
368. “You know my name?”
369. “You know, it hurt when I realized that you’re not in love with me. But nothing can compare to the pain I felt when I saw you fall in love with him…”
370. “You know, it’s okay to cry.”
371. “You lied to me!”
372. ″You look beautiful.”
373. “You make me feel like I’m not good enough.”
374. “You need to leave. Right now.”
375. “You need to let her go.”
376. “You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”
377. “You never told me you had a fucking twin.”
378. “You say the nastiest things when you’re angry, so yes, I’m walking away from you now.”
379. “You shouldn’t have even been there!”
380. “You walked away. Not me.”
381. “You weren’t supposed to hear that.”
382. “You’ll be the death of me.”
383. “You’re hiding something from me.”
384. “You’re my one exception.”
385. “You’re not alone.”
386. “You’re safe now. I’ve got you.”
387. “You’re the only one I trust to do this.”
388. “You’re too good for me.”
389. “You’ve got to be kidding me!”
390. “You’ve only heard his side of the story. You never asked mine.”

BTS RUN 21 HIGHLIGHTS

The link to watch the episode HERE

  • BTS still can’t get that harmonization right so they blame it on our prodigee lead vocalists Jsinger and Vocal monster 
  • Rapmon choses Jungkook as the lucky guy. Yoongi Jimin as the luckiest guy and then RM picks Jin over Taehyung because they are married
  • Suga’s team’s name is Chica as they were in chicago lol
  • Rapmon’s team name is Go as they were also in chicago LMAO
  • Team Chica provokes Go and ofc it is the eldest mature hyung Jin that falls easily in the trap and makes his team lose
  • The chica team trying to pronounce “crocodile” is the cutest
  • Jungkook’s english. ATTA BOIII is studying hard to communicate with bieber sanbaenim?!
  • Jin screaming that jac and zipper are the same thing
  • Suga saying that in daegu they call it zipper (they don’t)
  • Jimin memorized well but Suga and Jhope have a memory a goldfish (How can they memorize all that hard rap tho?)
  • Jhope using his head “literally” to play a game and then Jungkook does too but contary to Hobi that golden maknae succeeds 
  • Rapmon tries being loud to disturb the other team, but It is Jin who is from HIS team that tells him to stay quiet then Jin screams when they won and it is rapmon who calls him loud this time (KARMA Beach)
  • V detroys everything his team has built
  • V also cheered for his soulmate’s team without knowing (friendship goals)
  • V doesn’t get the rules he just plays 
  • Suga is a construction expert too he knows “the floor area index” (you can find a link here if you want to get some of his knowledge HERE).
  • Thanks to Jin now we know how to spell “YEAH” (add that to Pizza and pasta. Army now feels so smart)
  • Jungkook telling Taehyung who do not seem to get the game to come to his room later (don’t jump to conclusions) to beat him up (Save that child)
  • V gets beaten up at uno by EVERYONE as he still doesn’t get the rules. he even calls “UNO” “One cadzeu” (MUST PROTECT) -The V hands’ stans are still crying-
  • AND Taehyung ended up getting 2nd place in UNO without even getting the rules (”All you need is luck and looks and you are set in life” said my grandma while I doubted her … maybe now I get it)
  • Jhope whispers to Jungkook to say Uno because he forgot and Mr I am the most EXTRA didn’t deceive
  • Jimin making Jin win by picking blue proving that he is the luckiest guy when it comes to losing and making people win (He just loves giving happiness)
  • Jimin and Suga are the only ones left, they decide to pick cards and the highest number wins. Jimin wins at first but as he is an angel he gives suga another chance just to lose shortly after (again) because he is the luckiest (Of course) 

This episode made me wanna play board games again. It was truly fun
By @mimibtsghost

Dating Tom Holland would include...

Originally posted by spiderholland

A/N: Horrible day to hate my baby boy Tom, lol sorry not sorry. Also, Izzy this is for you (I know you’re gonna read it ♥)

Writer: Jess

  • Probably meeting him at a party or something
  • Tom being pretty self conscious around you while you two are not actually dating
  • Purely because he wants you to fall in love with Thomas Stanley Holland, not Tom “Spiderman” Holland, you know what I mean? 
  • And the thought of opening up so much to someone is kind of scaring for him
  • But once you are dating him, things change
  • Tom being as lowkey as he can about his relationship with you, at first 
  • His fans starting to suspect as you’re always with him, Haz and Harry
  • Having to deal with both the love and the hate you start to receive from them
  • Tom losing his fear of what can possibly happen because “life is too short, love, I gotta show you off”
  • Him taking you to every single premiere he goes
  • Some of them you’re gonna be on the red carpet with him, the other ones you’re just gonna be around with Haz
  • But you’re always gonna be there
  • Flying around the world with Tom whenever he has a press tour to do
  • Him asking you for a good luck kiss before every and any interview
  • So please, make sure you’re always around him, otherwise he’s gonna be like “Okay, Harrison, I can’t find my (Y/N), you’re gonna have to kiss me”
  • Actually, you having to deal with how close Tom is to Haz - and you loving it, because coME ON?????
  • Spending a lot of time with Haz when Tom is busy with a photoshoot or anything like that
  • Being really close to his family, to the point that sometimes his parents only let his brothers travel with him because you’re going too
  • Defending Harry when Tom teases him about his crush on you
  • “Thomas, I’m going to leave you for him, leave the kid alone!”
  • Facetiming your family and Tom simply joining you by shouting “HI, FAMILY”
  • Him going to visit your family with you
  • Having little silly fights with him, just like every single couple 
  • Tom crossing his arms and clenching his jaw when he’s mad at you
  • Kissing all over his jaw until he cracks a smile or pulls you for a hot kiss
  • Sex with Tom being either totally funny, awkward, loud and quick
  • Or slow, passionate, deep, quiet and sweaty
  • Him giving you piggy back rides
  • Borrowing his jackets
  • Planing a super birthday party for him
  • Staying awake the whole night just cuddling and listening to music with him
  • Having tons of playlists with him
  • Playlist for when you two are sleeping, cooking, on the car, having sex, flying, cleaning the house
  • Plus Tom never letting you clean his apartment alone
  • Staying with Tessa when he’s on another city/state/country and you couldn’t go with him
  • Tessa sleeping between you two sometimes
  • Having your pictures all over his instagram because like I said, he wants to show you off
  • Tom mentioning you on interviews but never calling you by your name
  • Whenever he talks about you, you’re “my girl”
  • Him loving to kiss you slowly for looong minutes
  • Making out with him all the time - on parties, before premieres, before going to sleep, while cooking, etc
  • “Hey, do you wanna make out?”
  • “Sure”
  • Tom being such a sucker for the way you hug him that he basically loves hugging you more than anything else
  • Massaging his back after a long time at the gym because he just works so hard to stay on that shape
  • Blaming you for it
  • “You’re always craving for pizza and ice cream, of course it’s on you, (Y/N)”
  • Waking him up at 3am to go eat some burgers
  • And Tom being like “hell yeah, let’s go”
  • Tom hating to see you cry and kissing your tears away, always
  • Holding your hands when you’re sad so somehow you know he’s there with you
  • Him always sleeping shirtless and wraping his arms around you, no matter how hot it is
  • “Thomas, I’m sweating, let me go”
  • “Shh, I’m sleeping”
  • Eskimo kisses after waking up in the morning
  • Sharing tons of cups of tea/coffee with him
  • Saying “I love you” to each other at least once a day
  • Both of you being beyond the whole jealous thing because you know none of you are actually going to leave the other

Canon:

College:

Co-workers:

Famous/Not Famous/Both Famous:

Hate to Love:

Historical:

Closeted Char:

Others:

779 Writing Prompts

So I put a couple of lists together. Sorry if there’s repeats

1. “A wedding?”
2. “After everything you did, you’re asking ME to apologize for snapping at you ONCE?”
3. “Am I supposed to be scared of you?”
4. “Are you drunk?”
5. “Are you hitting on her for me?”
6. “Are you kidding me? We’re not ‘fine’!”
7. “Are you okay?” “Why do you ask?” “You’re wearing two different shoes.”
8. “Are you really taking his side against me?”
9. “At what point did you think that was a good idea?”
10. “Babe, you have a problem, please, let me help you.”
11. “Be my wife.”
12. “Before I do this, I need you to know that I have always loved you.”
13. “BOOM! That oughta show you not to mess with me!”
14. “But the carnival is right down the street! Can we please, please go!?”
15. “Can I kiss you?”
16. “Come back to bed.”
17. “Come on, let’s throw the dice, see what happens.”
18. “Come over here and make me.”
19. “Come with me.”
20. "Could you be happy here with me?”
21. “Crocs? Who hurt you so much in this life?”
22. “Damn. You clean up good.”
23. “Delete that immediately.”
24. “Did I just say that out loud?”
25. “Did I stutter?”
26. “Did you enjoy yourself last night?”
27. “Did you hear that?”
28. “Do you…well…I mean…I could give you a massage?”
29. “Do you ever stop eating?”
30. “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?”
31. “Do you ever think we should just stop this?”
32. "Do you like me? Check yes or no.”
33. “Do you need me to get anything from the store?”
34. “Do you think it’s possible that I…might be… pregnant?”
35. “Do you think she could have loved me?”
36. “Does he know about the baby?”
37. “Don’t fucking touch me!”
38. “Don’t say that. Not now.”
39. “Don’t say you love me.”
40. “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”
41. “Don’t you ever do that again!”
42. “Either ask her out or I will do it for you!”
43. “Excuse me, I’m terribly lost. Can you help me?”
44. “Everyone deserves a second chance.”
45. “Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”
46. “For some reason I’m attracted to you.”
47. “Frankly, I couldn’t care less.”
48. “Fuck…I feel I’ve been hit by a car.”
49. “Game’s over you son of a bitch! Tell me where she is!”
50. “Give me 5 bucks, I’ll explain later.”
51. “Go on then, tell me. Tell me you don’t love me.”
52. “Go then, leave! See if I care!”
53. “Guess who’s going to be a father?”
54. “H-How long have you been standing there?”
55. “Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”
56. “Have I ever lied to you?”
57. "Have you ever wanted to hate someone?”
58. “Have you lost your damn mind!?”
59. “He’s missing, not dead.”
60. “Hey! I was gonna eat that!”
61. “Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”
62. “Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”
63. “His ego is so visible, I can almost watch it grow.”
64. “Hold me back!”
65. "Hold my hand dammit, we gotta make this look convincing!”
66. "How about we put the gun down and let’s talk about this?”
67. "How could anyone be that cruel?”
68. "How dare you!?”
69. "How long has it been?”
70. "I almost lost you.”
71. "I am not losing you again!”
72. "I beat you at Mario Kart and now you’re banishing me to the couch for the night?”
73. "I came here to explain what happened, and I’m not leaving until you listen.”
74. "I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Loser cooks dinner. Good luck. xo’”
75. "I can manage on my own.”
76. "I can’t… I can’t lose you.”
77. "I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
78. "I can’t explain right now, but I need you to trust me.”
79. "I can’t get you out of my head.”
80. "I can’t let you do that.”
81. "I can’t start over again.”
82. "I can’t stop thinking about you.”
83. "I can’t swim!”
84. "I choose you.”
85. "I could never leave you, I love you too much!”
86. "I did a pregnancy test.”
87. "I didn’t ask for any of this!”
88. "I didn’t know you could cook.” “Oh, trust me I can’t.”
89. "I didn’t know you could sing.”
90. "I didn’t know you were so competitive.”
91. "I didn’t realize I needed your permission.”
92. "I didn’t think it was even possible for you to be so intelligent.”
93. "I don’t care what he said, it doesn’t mean jack squat.”
94. "I don’t know what I did to deserve you.”
95. “I don’t know why I’m crying.”
96. “I don’t snore, do I?” “Like a chainsaw.”
97. “I don’t want to have a baby.”
98. “I don’t want to hurt you.”
99. “I don’t want to let you down.”
100. “I got you a present.”
101. “I guess I was wrong about you. You’re not so bad after all.”
102. “I had a nightmare about you and just wanted to make sure you’re okay.”
103. “I had to see you again.”
104. “I hate you!” “No you don’t.”
105. “I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be.”
106. “I just need you to do this one thing for me.”
107. “I just really need to have you here right now.”
108. “I just want this.”
109. “I just want to be alone right now.”
110. “I just wanted you to know that when I picture myself happy… it’s with you.”
111. “I know, but… I love him. You can’t give up on a person you love.”
112. "I know, but he’s your partner for this.”
113. “I know that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”
114. “I love you.” “I know.”
115. “I love you. I’ve loved you since the moment I first laid eyes on you and – Oh, screw it!”
116. “I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”
117. “I love you for you, don’t you dare think otherwise!”
118. “I love you more than anything in this world… which is why you have to stay here.”
119. “I love you, you asshole.”
120. “I made a mistake.”
121. “I may be an idiot but I’m your idiot.”
122. “I may despise you with the burning white hot intensity of a thousand suns, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love you.”
123. “I may have… ripped my pants.”
124. “I miss her so damn much, and it’s killing me that she’s gone!”
125. “I need you to forgive me.”
126. “I never believed in soulmates until I met you.”
127. “I never learned how to whistle.”
128. “I never meant for anyone to get hurt!”
129. “I saw you staring at each other, I just wasn’t sure if it was sexual tension or murderous rage.”
130. "I see the way you look at me when you think I’m not looking.”
131. “I swear if you weren’t so attractive, I’d have punched you in the face nine times by now.”
132. “I swear it was an accident.”
133. “I swear it was like that when I found it!”
134. “I think I picked up your coffee by mistake.”
135. "I think I’m in love with you and that scares me to death.”
136. “I think we need to talk.”
137. “I think we should have another.”
138. “I think you’re just afraid to be happy.”
139. “I thought you were a dream come true.”
140. “I thought you were dead…”
141. “I trusted you!”
142. “I waited and waited, but you never came back.”
143. “I want my best friend back.”
144. “I want to go back to before….”
145. “I wasn’t going to wait around for you forever.”
146. “I wasn’t planning on asking you, but I’ve come to realize that life is short. Will you marry me?”
147. “I wish I could hate you.”
148. “I won’t give up if you won’t.”
149. “I won’t let you fall.”
150. “I-I can’t trust you anymore.”
151. “I’ll be right over.”
152. “I’ll sleep under the sheets, you sleep on top of them.”
153. "I’m flirting with you.”
154. “I’m freezing!”
155. “I’m laughing because you’re angry. I swear I didn’t do it!”
156. “I’m like 20% sure this plan will work. The other 80% means we could die horribly and violently, but honestly it’s a really solid plan.”
157. “I’m not good enough for you.”
158. “I’m not happy here.”
159. “I’m not surprised that you murdered him.”
160. “I’m not the only one who thinks that.”
161. “I’m only human!”
162. “I’m pregnant.”
163. “I’m sick of being USELESS.”
164. “I’m so happy you’re alive.”
165. “I’m so sorry! I will never doubt you again!”
166. “I’m so stupid to make the mistake of falling in love with my best friend.”
167. “I’m sorry. I didn’t know.”
168. “I’m sorry, but I can’t trust you anymore.”
169. “I’m sorry if this upsets you, but I’m going to marry her.”
170. “I’m sorry, run that by me again.”
171. "I’m sorry, what were you saying? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
172. “I’m starting an idiot jar. Any time you do or say anything idiotic, you have to put at least a dollar in it—more depending on how stupid the thing that you said or did was.”
173. “I’m tired of being your secret.”
174. “I’m up to the challenge.”
175. “I’m yours.”
176. “I’ve been in love with you my entire life.”
177. “I’ve got good news and bad news.”
178. “I’ve moved on.”
179. “I’ve never felt this way about anyone before… and it scares the shit out of me.”
180. “I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I can’t see you.”
181. “If he’s going to treat you like shit, I’m going to kick his ass.”
182. “If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to seduce me.”
183. “If I die, I’m going to haunt your ass.”
184. “If I ever see you anywhere near her, you’ll have to deal with me!”
185. “If my parents knew what I was doing, they’d kill me.”
186. “If this is love, love is easy.”
187. “If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”
188. “If you don’t want to talk about what happened, then say so. Don’t just lie and say it’s fine.”
189. “If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”
190. “If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life.”
191. “IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME, I’M GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH.”
192. “If you walk out right now, it’s over for us.”
193. “If you walk out that door, you’re no longer one of us. You’ll be one of them and that means I’ll treat you like one of them.”
194. “Is… is that even possible? Like, can we do this?”
195. “Is… that my picture in your wallet/as your home screen?”
196. “Is it really you?”
197. “Is it supposed to look like that? Are you sure?”
198. “Is that a challenge?”
199. “Is that an apology?”
200. “Is that real?”
201. “Is that what I think it is?”
202. “Is that what you’re doing? Trying to make me to hate you?”
203. “Is there a problem?”
204. “Is there a special reason, as to why you’re wearing my shirt?”
205. “Is there something you want to tell me?”
206. “It could be worse.”
207. “It made a difference to me.”
208. “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”
209. “It was just a dream.”
210. “It wasn’t supposed to happen like that.”
211. “It’s a hobby of mine to prove you wrong.”
212. “It’s all your fault.”
213. “It’s been fun. We’ve had a good run, but you parked in my spot. I’m going to have to kill you now.”
214. “IT’S NOT COMING OFF!”
215. “It’s not what it looks like…”
216. “It’s okay, I’m here for you.”
217. “It’s okay to cry…”
218. “Just leave me ALONE.”
219. “Just talk to me!”
220. “Keep your head up.”
221. “Kiss me.”
222. “Let him go! It’s me you want.”
223. “Let me buy you a drink?”
224. “Let’s do something wild and crazy!”
225. “Look at me - just breathe, okay?”
226. “Look at that. I’ve never seen your face get so red.”
227. “Look, I don’t have much time, but I wanted to say I love you.”
228. “Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
229. “Make a wish.”
230. “Marry me?”
231. “May I have this dance?”
232. “Meet me at midnight. Alone.”
233. “Meet me on the bridge in an hour.”
234. “Meet me on the roof in ten minutes.”
235. “Mind if I cut in?”
236. "My parents asked about you.”
237. “No! I’m tired of doing what you say!”
238. “No one needs to know.”
239. “No one will ever hurt you again.”
240. “None of this makes sense.”
241. “None of that matters now.”
242. “Not a day will go by that I won’t think of you.”
243. “Oh, my God! You’re in love with her!”
244. “Please don’t argue. You have to leave right now, you aren’t safe here.”
245. “Please don’t cry.”
246. “Please don’t do this.”
247. “Please, don’t give up on me.”
248. “Please, don’t leave.”
249. “Please listen to me-”
250. “Please say something.”
251. “Please, take me instead!”
252. “Promise me you won’t let anything happen to him.”
253. “Promise me you’ll stay.”
254. “Remember our first date? When you took me to Starbucks and it took me 15 minutes just to choose a flavour of Frappuccino? I was never sure about anything, never. But I was so fucking sure about you!”
255. “Run, and don’t ever look back.”
256. “She’s been missing since Friday and you’re not worried?”
257. “She’s missing, not dead.”
258. “Shit, are you bleeding?!”
259. “Shopping? Do I have to go?”
260. “Shut up and kiss me.”
261. “Since when do you drive a motorcycle?”
262. “So? It’s not your problem so butt out.”
263. “So, I found this waterfall…”
264. “So there was an accident…”
265. “Somebody’s in love!”
266. “Sorry, I thought I was alone…”
267. “Stop taking pictures! I’m fucking stuck. Be useful and help me!!”
268. “Stop talking about love for a minute and help me with this bullet wound.”
269. “Stop talking about the past, I could be dead in a matter of hours… make me up a future.”
270. “Teach me how to play?”
271. “Tell me a secret.”
272. “Tell me again why I let you convince me that this was even remotely a good idea.”
273. “That came out wrong.”
274. “That guy at the bar keeps staring at you.”
275. “That is not coming in this house!”
276. “That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard!”
277. “The joke’s on them.”
278. “The paint’s supposed to go where?”
279. “The sign said not to push the button, so naturally I had to push it!”
280. “The skirt is supposed to be this short.”
281. “The three seconds rule doesn’t apply to sticky foods.”
282. “The way you flirt is shameful.”
283. “There are plenty of people out there who love you.” “Yeah, like who?” “Like me.”
284. “There’s no getting out of this. You ruined me.”
285. “There’s something I need to tell you.”
286. “Things don’t always turn out how they should.”
287. “This is… this is somewhere I never imagined I’d be.”
288. “This is by far the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
289. “This is so going on YouTube!”
290. “This isn’t just about you. It’s about what’s best for all of us.”
291. “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?”
292. “Time’s up!”
293. “Twins? We’re…we’re having twins?!”
294. “W…Was that you making that noise?”
295. “Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
296. “Wait, do you two know each other?”
297. “Wake up! Please, please wake up.”
298. “Walk it off!”
299. “Wanna bet?”
300. "Wanna dance?”
301. “We could be amazing!”
302. “We could’ve had it all.”
303. “We have to pretend to be married.”
304. “We missed our chance.”
305. “We’ll finish it the same way we started it…together.”
306. “We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”
307. "Well….don’t keep me waiting”
308. “Well, this is awkward…”
309. “Well, this is where I live.”
310. “What are you afraid of?”
311. “What did I ever done to you?”
312. “What other hidden talents do you have?”
313. “What the hell are you doing here?! I told you I never wanted to see you again!”
314. “What the hell was that?!”
315. “What were you thinking?? Were you trying to get yourself killed?”
316. “When are you going to realize that I don’t care?”
317. “When I come back, that better be exactly where you found it!”
318. “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Especially then!”
319. “Where did that cat come from?”
320. “Where did you find this?”
321. “Where did you learn to dance?”
322. “Where were you? Do you have any idea how worried I was?”
323. “Who brought pot brownies to the bake sale?!”
324. “Who gave you that black eye?!”
325. “Who’s gonna stop me? You?”
326. “Why are you baking muffins at three in the morning?”
327. “Why are you covered in mud?”
328. “Why are you dressed like that?”
329. “Why are you lying?”
330. “Why are you up so early?”
331. “Why can’t they see that they’re meant for each other?”
332. “Why can’t you see what you’re doing to me?”
333. “Why choose me?”
334. “Why do I even bother?”
335. “Why don’t they just kiss already?”
336. “Why don’t you say that to my face?”
3337. “Why wouldn’t you come to me with your problems?”
338. “Will you just shut up for a moment so I can say something nice to you!”
339. “Will you please just give me a hand?”
340. "You are nothing like them.”
341. “You are the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”
342. “You better have a good reason for waking me up at the ass-crack of dawn.”
343. “You braided his hair?”
344. “You broke what?!”
345. “You came back!”
346. “You can trust me.”
347. “You can’t just sit on the sidelines your whole life!”
348. “You can’t leave me in the dark. You have to tell me these things.”
349. "You can’t protect me.”
350. “You deserve so much better.”
351. “You did all of this for me?”
352. “You did this for me?”
353. “YOU DID WHAT?!”
354. “You didn’t tell me it was karaoke night…”
355. “You don’t have to stay.”
356. “You don’t know you the way I do.”
357. “You don’t need to protect me.”
358. “You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
359. “You got her pregnant?! What were you thinking?”
360. “You had me at ‘free pizza!’”
361. “You have no idea what I’ve done for you.”
362. “You have the most amazing eyes.”
363. “You have to make a choice.”
364. “You have to remember!”
365. “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?”
366. “You heard me. Take. It. Off.”
367. “You know I wouldn’t do this if I had any other choice.”
368. “You know my name?”
369. “You know, it hurt when I realized that you’re not in love with me. But nothing can compare to the pain I felt when I saw you fall in love with him…”
370. “You know, it’s okay to cry.”
371. “You lied to me!”
372. ″You look beautiful.”
373. “You make me feel like I’m not good enough.”
374. “You need to leave. Right now.”
375. “You need to let her go.”
376. “You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”
377. “You never told me you had a fucking twin.”
378. “You say the nastiest things when you’re angry, so yes, I’m walking away from you now.”
379. “You shouldn’t have even been there!”
380. “You walked away. Not me.”
381. “You weren’t supposed to hear that.”
382. “You’ll be the death of me.”
383. “You’re hiding something from me.”
384. “You’re my one exception.”
385. “You’re not alone.”
386. “You’re safe now. I’ve got you.”
387. “You’re the only one I trust to do this.”
388. “You’re too good for me.”
389. “You’ve got to be kidding me!”
390. “You’ve only heard his side of the story. You never asked mine”
391. “We were all given assigned seats on our bus because shit went down too many times and now you’re my seat buddy and I don’t want the rest of the year to be awkward”
392.“I always see you in the mall I work at and you always look upset so I made you some cookies now cheer up, Mr. Grumpypants”
393.“Hey we kissed once in kindergarten but I haven’t seen you since and I couldn’t remember why you were so familiar”
394. “It’s 3am and you’re the only person in McDonald’s right now and why do I have to work the night shift”
395. “My friend is out of town and I’m supposed to be taking care of his pet fish but it died and you work at the pet store help me find one that looks the same so he won’t notice"
396. “We’re sitting in a food court and I can see you staring at me so what’s your fucking deal- wait are you drawing me?”
397. “We’re always both in the apartments’ fitness center at 3 am”
398. “I drive to school and you walk and I drive past you everyday and it’s below freezing and you’re still walking please just get in the damn car I’ll drive you”
399. “You’ve walked past the bakery I work at and stared longingly at one of the pies at least 4 times today I’ll buy it for you if you just stop”
400. “I’m not actually the person you were set up on a blind date with but I was eating alone and you asked if I was someone else and wow you’re cute so of course I said yes and now you think my name is something it isn't”
401. “My destination was actually a few blocks back but you are the most interesting uber driver I’ve had so I changed it to spend more time with you but I seriously do need to be somewhere else so can you turn around”
402. “You parked in the parking space I always use so I wrote a note and put it on your car and you put one on mine the next day and now we have been writing notes for over a week just tell me your phone number to make this easier”
403. “People used to tell us we should date and now we graduate in like two weeks and I am starting to agree with them so can I have your number before I never see you again”
404. “We both came here to buy the same movie but there is only one dvd left let’s split the cost and watch it together I have popcorn at home”
405. “I took advice from my friend and pretended to trip in front of you to get your attention except I fell harder than I thought and now my arm is broken can you drive me to the doctor please”
406. “We are both too short to see well at this concert so how about we alternate sitting on each other’s shoulders, we can switch every song or something”
407. “My friend bet me 20 bucks that I wouldn’t walk up to a random underclassman and ask them to senior prom and I’m about to be 20 dollars richer and, no, that doesn’t invalidate the question, you’re actually really cute”
408. “Somehow every time I have a dentist appointment you do too and you always sit next to me in the waiting room and ask me ‘what are you in for’ as if we are in prison and this has been happening for almost two years who are you”
409. “I play the guitar on a street corner sometimes for some extra cash and you usually give me a dollar or two but today you brought a violin and joined in? And we made almost three times what I usually do holy shit you’re talented”
410. “I’ve worked at this dollar store for 3 years and you are the first person I’ve ever had to kick out, what are you, fourteen?”
411. “Do you want me to leave?”
412. “You are not going without me.”
413. “I can’t believe you!”
414. “I swear it won’t happen again.”
415. "What did you say?”
416. "I’m not jealous.”
417. "You’re jealous, aren’t you?”
418. "We can’t keep doing this.”
419. "Isn’t this amazing?”
420. "I’m going to take care of you, okay?”
421. "Stay the night. Please.”
422. "You can’t die. Please don’t die.”
423. "Run away with me.”
424. "You did WHAT?”
425. "Quit whining.”
426. "Get outta my sight!”
427. "Why are you so annoying?”
428. "Were you ever going to tell me?”
429. "Never in a million years.”
430. "Don’t ask me that…”
431. "I might have had a few shots.”
432. "What’s with the box?”
433. "W- What are you doing?”
434. "Say it!”
435. "I could kiss you right now!”
436. "Are you done with that?”
437. "What’s going on here?”
438. "Stop pinning this on me! You started it!”
439. "It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”
440. "Did you do this on purpose?!”
441. "Kiss me.”
442. "Are you still awake..?”
443. "Excuse you?”
444. "This is all your fault!”
445. "Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”
446. "I shouldn’t be in love with you!”
447. "It’s not fair!”
448. "I could kill you right now!”
449. "Knock it off!”
450. "Screw you!”
451. "I can’t be in love with you!”
452. "Make me.”
453. "Don’t tempt me.”
454. "I hate you.”
455. "You are infuriating!”
456. "Just shut up already.”
457. "That doesn’t even make sense.”
458. "Just admit I’m right.”
459. "Just admit you’re wrong.”
460. "You are being ridiculous!”
461. "That’s irrational.”
462. "Listen to me!”
463. "That’s not what I meant and you know it.”
464. "Don’t yell at me.”
465. "That’s it. End of discussion.”
466. "I don’t believe you.”
467. "You shouldn’t have said that.”
468. "Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.”
469. "How dare you?”
470. "I dare you!”
471. "It’s you, it’s always been you.”
472. "Well this is awkward…”
473. "Just pretend to be my date”.
474. "Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?”
475. "You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?”
476. "When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Especially then!”
477. "I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.”
478. "You know we’re supposed to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.”
479. "Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?”
480. "I’m not going to apologize for this. Not anymore.”
481. "That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.”
482. "Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.”
483. "You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”
484. "It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”
485. "This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“
486. "It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”
487. "It’s midnight, what do you want?”
488. "I think I know how to use a bed.”
489. "I have something to tell you…”
490. "I think I’m pregnant.”
491. "No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!”
492. "Your hair is so soft…”
493. "You’re so cute when you pout like that!”
494. "Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.”
495. "I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”
496. "What, does that feel good?”
497. "Are you wearing my shirt?”
498. "You are ridiculously comfortable…”
499. "I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…”
500. "You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”
501. "You’re beautiful, you know that?”
502. "Aren’t they beautiful?”
503. "These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.”
504. "Shooting star, make a wish.”
505. "It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.”
506. "Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.”
507. "Wow, you’re hot.”
508. "Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”
509. "Take off your clothes.”
510. "Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.”
511. "Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.”
512. "After everything you did, you’re asking ME to apologize for snapping at you ONCE?”
513. "Are you drunk?”
514. "Are you hitting on her for me?”
515. "Are you kidding me? We’re not ‘fine’!”
516. "Are you okay?” “Why do you ask?” “You’re wearing two different shoes.”
517. "Are you really taking his side against me?”
518. "At what point did you think that was a good idea?”
519. "Come over here and make me.”
520. "Come with me.”
521. "Could you be happy here with me?”
522. "Can I kiss you?”
523. "Come back to bed.”
524. "Be my wife.”
525. "Before I do this, I need you to know that I have always loved you.”
526. "Damn. You clean up good.”
527. "Did I just say that out loud?”
528. "Did I stutter?”
529. "Did you enjoy yourself last night?”
530. "Did you hear that?”
531. "Do you ever think we should just stop this?”
532. "Don’t say that. Not now.”
533. "Do you think she could have loved me?”
534. "Don’t say you love me.”
535. "Don’t you ever do that again!”
536. "Either ask her out or I will do it for you!”
537. "Excuse me, I’m terribly lost. Can you help me?”
538. "Everyone deserves a second chance.”
539. "Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”
540. "For some reason I’m attracted to you.”
541. "Frankly, I couldn’t care less.”
542. "Go on then, tell me. Tell me you don’t love me.”
543. "Go then, leave! See if I care!”
544. "H-How long have you been standing there?”
545. "Have I ever lied to you?”
546. "Have you lost your damn mind?”
547. "Hey, have you seen the…? Oh…”
548. "Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”
549. "His ego is so visible; I can almost watch it grow.”
550. "Hold me back!”
551. "How dare you?”
552. "How could anyone be that cruel?”
553. "How long has it been?”
554. "I almost lost you!”
555. "I am not losing you again!”
556. "I came here to explain what happened, and I’m not leaving until you listen.”
557. "I can manage on my own.”
558. "I can’t… I can’t lose you.”
559. "I can’t get you out of my head.”
560. "I can’t let you do that.”
561. "I can’t start over again.”
562. "I can’t stop thinking about you.”
563. "I choose you!”
564. "I could never leave you, I love you too much!”
565. "I didn’t ask for any of this!”
566. "I didn’t realize I needed your permission.”
567. "I don’t care what he said, it doesn’t mean jack squat.”
568. "I don’t know what I did to deserve you.”
569. "I don’t know why I’m crying.”
570. "I didn’t want to hurt you.”
571. "I don’t want to let you down.”
572. "I had a nightmare about you and I just wanted to make sure you’re okay.”
573. "I had to see you again.”
574. "I hate you!” “No, you don’t.”
575. "I just need you to do this one thing for me.”
576. "I just really need to have you here right now.”
577. "I just want this.”
578. "I just want to be alone right now.”
579. "I just wanted you to know that when I picture myself happy… It’s with you.”
580. "I know, but I love him… You can’t give up on someone you love.”
581. "I love you.” “I know.”
582. "I love you. I’ve loved you since the moment I first laid eyes on you and – Oh, screw it!”
583. "I love you for you! Don’t you dare think otherwise!”
584. "I love you more than anything in this world… which is why you have to stay here.”
585. "I made a mistake.”
586. "I may be an idiot but I’m your idiot.”
587. "I need you to forgive me.”
588. "I never meant for anyone to get hurt.”
589. "I see the way you look at me when you think I’m not looking.”
590. "I think I’m in love with you and that scares me to death.”
591. "I think we need to talk.”
592. "I thought you were dead…”
593. "I trusted you!”
594. "I waited and waited, but you never came back!”
595. "I wasn’t planning on asking you, but I’ve come to realize that life is short. Will you marry me?”
596. "I won’t give up if you won’t.”
597. "I-I can’t trust you anymore…”
598. "I’ll be right over.”
599. "I’m flirting with you.”
600. "I’m not good enough for you.”
601. "I’m not the only one who thinks that.”
602. "I’m sick of being USELESS.”
603. "I’m so happy you’re alive!”
604. "I’m so stupid to make the mistake of falling in love with my best friend.”
605. "I’m sorry. I didn’t know.”
606. "I’m sorry, run that by me again.”
607. "I’m sorry, what were you saying? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
608. "I’m tired of being your secret.”
609. "I’m up to the challenge.”
610. "I’m yours.”
611. "I’ve been in love with you my entire life. Ever since I met you.”
612. "I’ve moved on.”
613. "I’ve never felt this way about anyone before… and it scares the shit out of me.”
614. "If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to seduce me.”
615. "If I ever see you anywhere near her, you’ll have to deal with me!”
616. "If you die, I’m gonna kill you!”
617. "If you keep looking at me like that, we won’t make it to the bed.”
618. "If you walk out right now, it’s over for us.”
619. "Is it really you?”
620. "Is that a challenge?”
621. "Is that an apology?”
622. "Is there a problem?”
623. "Is there a special reason, as to why you’re wearing my shirt?”
624. "Is there something you want to tell me?”
625. "It could be worse.”
626. "It made a difference to me.”
627. "It was just a dream.”
628. "It wasn’t supposed to happen like that.”
629. "It’s all my fault.”
630. "It’s okay, I’m here for you.”
631. "It’s okay to cry…”
632. "Just leave me ALONE.”
633. "Just talk to me.”
634. "Kiss me.”
635. "Let me buy you a drink?”
636. "Look at me – just breathe, okay?”
637. "Look, I don’t have much time, but I wanted to say I love you.”
638. "May I have this dance?”
639. "Meet me at midnight. Alone.”
640. "Meet me on the bridge in an hour.”
641. "No one needs to know.”
642. "No one will ever hurt you again.”
643. "None of that matters now.”
644. "Oh, my God! You’re in love with her!”
645. "Please don’t cry.”
646. "Please don’t do this.”
647. "Please don’t leave…”
648. "Please listen to me…”
649. "Please say something…”
650. "Promise me you won’t let anything happen to him.”
651. "Promise me you’ll stay.”
652. "Shit, are you bleeding?”
653. "Shut up and kiss me?”
654. "Somebody’s in love!”
655. "Sorry, I thought I was alone…”
656. "Stop talking about love for a minute and help me with this bullet wound.”
657. "Tell me a secret.”
658. "That came out wrong.”
659. "That guy at the bar keeps staring at you.”
660. "The way you flirt is shameful.”
661. "There are plenty of people out there who love you.” “Yeah, like who?” “Like me.”
662. 252.“There’s something I need to tell you.”
663. "Things don’t always turn out how they should.”
664. "Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?”
665. "Wait a minute… Are you jealous?”
666. "Wake up! Please, please wake up!”
667. "Wanna dance?”
668. "We could be amazing!”
669. "Well, don’t keep me waiting!”
670. "Well, this is awkward…”
671. "Well, this is where I live.”
672. "We finish it the same way we started… together.”
673. "What are you afraid of?”
674. "What were you thinking? Were you trying to get yourself killed?”
675. "When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Especially then!”
676. "Where did you learn to dance?”
677. "Where were you? Do you have any idea as to how worried I was?”
678. "Who gave you that black eye?”
679. "Why are you lying?”
680. "Why are you up so early?”
681. "Why can’t you see what you’re doing to me?”
682. "Why choose me?”
683. "Why don’t you just kiss me already?”
684. "You are the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”
685. "You deserve so much better.”
686. "You did this all for me?”
687. "You DID WHAT?”
688. "You don’t have to stay.”
689. "You don’t know you the way I do.”
690. "You don’t need to protect me.”
691. "You fainted… straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
692. "You have the most amazing eyes.”
693. "You have to make a choice.”
694. "You have to remember!”
695. "You heard me. Take. It. Off.”
696. "You know, it’s okay to cry…”
697. "You lied to me!”
698. "You look beautiful!”
699. "You make me feel like I’m not good enough.”
700. "You need to leave. Right now.”
701. "You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”
702. "You shouldn’t have even been there!”
703. "You walked away. Not me.”
704. "You weren’t supposed to hear that…”
705. "You’ll be the death of me.”
706. "You’re not alone.”
707. "You’re safe now. I’ve got you.”
708. "You’re the only one I trust to do this.”
709. "You’re too good for me.”
710. "You’ve got to be kidding me!”
711. "Have you lost your damn mind?”
712. "Please, don’t leave.”
713. "Come over here and make me.”
714. "Wait a minute… Are you jealous?”
715. "Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
716. "I almost lost you.”
717. "Wanna bet?”
718. "Teach me how to play?”
719. "Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
720. "We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”
721. "Just once.”
722. "I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
723. "I got you a present.”
724. "It’s not what it looks like…”
725. "Hey! I was gonna eat that!”
726. "I swear it was an accident.”
727. "Knowing you has made me a better person.”
728. "Just hold me.”
729. "I think I love you.”
730. "I’ve loved you for years.”
731. "Kiss me.”
732. "You’re the best part of me.”
733. "You keep me going.”
734. "You mean everything to me.”
735. "I couldn’t imagine what life would be like without you.”
736. "You’re perfect to me.”
737. "I don’t want to think about what I’d be like without you.”
738. "We’re best when we’re together.”
739. "I can’t stop thinking about you.”
740. "Can I hold your hand?”
741. "Do you want to stay over tonight?”
742. "You’re adorable.”
743. "Everything has been different since I fell in love with you.”
744. "I didn’t think it was possible to love a person as much as I love you.”
745. "I didn’t think love existed until I started loving you.”
746. "Let’s move in together.”
747. "Do you want me to leave?”
748. "You are not going without me.”
749. "I swear it won’t happen again.”
750. "What did you say?”
751. "I’m not jealous!”
752. "We can’t keep doing this.”
753. "Isn’t this amazing?”
754. "I’m going to take care of you, okay?”
755. "Stay the night. Please.”
756. "You can’t die. Please don’t die.”
757. "Run away with me.”
758. "Quit whining. It’s just a bullet.”
759. "Knowing you has made me a better person.”
760. "Just hold me.”
761. "I think I love you.”
762. "I’ve loved you for years.”
763. "Kiss me.”
764. "You’re the best part of me.”
765. "You keep me going.”
766. "You mean everything to me.”
767. "I couldn’t imagine what life would be like without you.“
768. "You’re perfect to me.”
769. "I don’t want to think about what I’d be like without you.”
770. "We’re best when we’re together.”
771. "I can’t stop thinking about you.”
772. "Can I hold your hand?”
773. "Do you want to stay over tonight?”
774. "You’re adorable.”
775. "Everything has been different since I fell in love with you.”
776. "I didn’t think it was possible to love a person as much as I love you.”
777. "I didn’t think love existed until I started loving you.”
778. "Let’s move in together.”
779. "Let’s strip down to our socks.”

Zombiezuku, Ch.2

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Izuku is not quite sure how this happened, but Kacchan is dragging him up the path to the gates of U.A. High while a pretty girl chatters at them. Also, Izuku is floating. This seems like a pretty important fact to mention. Izuku rarely defies gravity on his own.

“Keep him that way, Roundface,” Kacchan had grunted and started dragging the floating Izuku by his tie after the girl had used her Quirk to save Izuku from tripping. “Can’t run off to be fucking stupid that way.”

“I could sleep like this,” Izuku had realised.

The girl found that very funny. “You’re not nervous at all, huh?” She’d laughed sheepishly. “I’m so excited!”

“I’m just dead inside,” Izuku explained to her.

“Deku’s a fucking idiot, is what he is.” Kacchan looked like he was contemplating chucking Izuku into the sun.

He still looks that way now, actually. Izuku should probably not tempt fate.

…Eh.

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The Kakegurui Anime Ending - Why We’re Salty.

Bring out the fries and pretzels. I’m about to grind up some salt.

It’s been a little under a week since the last episode of Kakegurui aired. Although some people liked it just fine, a good chunk of the fanbase dislikes it. When I say “dislike,” I mean anything from “that could’ve been better” to “what the DUCK was that?!”, and, of course, white-hot rage.

“But it’s just an anime-only ending! Aren’t those really common?” I hear someone ask. Yes, random person, anime-original endings are really common. They’re usually done when a series doesn’t know if it’s going to get a second season, or other constraints apply. Once in a blue moon, you get a manga that adapts so well that you can break it off fine at certain points that satisfy the majority of people. That’s usually not the case, so the anime has to do something different.

TV Tropes calls these original endings “Gecko Endings.” The name is fitting: when a gecko drops its tail to deter a predator, the tail that grows back doesn’t have any bones or nerves - it’s all cartilage. Note, too, that the tail only grows back at all if it’s broken along certain points of the spine, and the lizard does this semi-voluntarily. Adaptation endings are similar: if you break the original material at the right point, you can patch up the wound and continue on, even if it’s not the same as the source material.

Likewise, if you break it the wrong way, the source material is almost irreparably damaged. This is what we’re seeing with Kakegurui.

To truly put this in context, I have to spoil the manga. Even then, I will try to keep it light because it is much better witnessed than summarized. Spoilers below the cut.


So, poker match with Kaede goes as seen in the anime. Sayaka comes onto the stage to do Kirari’s hair. Kirari and Yumeko are about to do it when Sayaka intervenes, calling Yumeko out for being a plague upon the academy. This leads to an arc that people either love or hate (but mostly love): the Tower of Doors.

I will do my best not to spoil the entirety of the game, but I will say that it’s a nice showdown of mathematics that go way beyond standardized testing (who here knows hexadecimal? Not me!) and luck. Sayaka just barely loses to Yumeko, and has to pay the price: pick a door and jump from the tower.

I will not spoil what happens afterwards except this:

Why am I spoiling that? Because you already saw it in the opening credits. Awfully weird that they would leave this in if they didn’t intend to animate one of the most loved arcs of the manga.

There is at least one more big hint that MAPPA wanted to animate the Tower: 

That’s from an official Twitter. Someone made a model of the thing, and one of the scenes from that arc is in the opening. The animation of that final episode also ranges from “off” to “were you even trying?” I wonder exactly when MAPPA realized the Tower wouldn’t be animated?

That’s a shame. We get a perfectly good Gecko point after the Tower. See, instead of the President, Yumeko was supposed to face Sayaka as a sort of mid-boss. Sayaka is a direct foil to Yumeko: unlike the president, who enjoys a good game as much as the protagonist, Sayaka hates gambling.

Wrap your head around that, for a minute. In the anime, Sayaka actually gets a little bit more screentime than in the manga. Despite this, the only role we’ve ever seen Sayaka in for a game has been “dealer”. Why is she there if she hates the one thing that Hyakkaou is known for, again?

Sayaka is in love with Kirari Momobami. This is not a schoolgirl crush - it is unbridled, “are you okay?” love that hasn’t gone away since middle school and won’t go away in the future. Sayaka, the most rational character of the entire cast, has her Achilles’ heel in the least sensible emotion known to man. Love conquers all, even logic and death. Holy carp.

This is made even more amazing by Kirari loving Sayaka back. Kirari knows that Sayaka hates gambling, but makes a secretary position on the council for her anyways. Oh, and the only time Kirari shows a real, nice smile is when she’s with Sayaka.

After the equivalent of a mid-boss is a fine time to cut off the lizard’s tail, so to speak. Will it be perfect? No, but it’ll be an okay place to let things grow back. (Also, sticking to the manga generally makes people happy.) 

The cannon in the manga was loaded for the Tower. In the anime, we still saw the writers piling up cannonballs - even adding a few that the manga didn’t. So, they were loading the cannon, possibly even more than the source material…and then just never fired it.

What.

That is what bugs me the most, personally. There was a lot of baiting for the Tower. They added cannon fodder, then they just did nothing with it. Something must have gone on behind the scenes to make all that work for zip. I would like to know what that something was.

As I mentioned, the Tower also gave us a glut of development for both Sayaka and Kirari. The anime-only people will never really understand Sayaka’s character at all. Kirari does have a nice side, if you prove yourself exceptional to her. The Ice Queen is capable of love. Who knew?

That said, another thing that adds to the fire is the prominence placed on Suzui instead of Sayaka. Suzui has been around since episode 1, and has kind of been switched in and out of his protagonist/audience stand-in slot. Sometimes he’s needed, sometimes he isn’t.

Oh, and he’s also Yumeko’s parallel to Sayaka. Again, the anime went the extra mile by giving Suzui an earthy brown color instead of his manga black - a hint that the animators wanted to make Yumeko x Suzui more positive, if nothing else. Even if it’s something of an inconsistency (Suzui still has a decent bit of Water symbolism), I see what they were going for…but a parallel is only a parallel if you can see both parallel lines. The anime doesn’t give us that chance.

A lot of people also took this as an attempt to “de-gay” Kakegurui. KG is rife with lesbian symbolism, starting with Yumeko’s thumb ring and some general implications. Sayaka, however, is a lesbian with literally no room for interpretation otherwise. The Tower of Doors is sometimes called the “Tower of Gay.” I can see why people are mad on this count. I’m among them, but I also realize that this series has plenty more yuri fodder than most of its ilk. Attempting to “de-gay” KG is an exercise in futility…and even a crappy final episode won’t change that.

That does not mean that we should shut up. Yes, we should be happy that KG got an anime at all. We should also still buy the official manga (either as chapters or volumes), merch, and DVD’s/Blu-Rays. We should also keep posting images of our cosplay and swag, because it lets the creators, all of them, know how much we love these characters. The more we show our love, rather than our hate, the more likely it is that the Tower will see the light of animation. Love is the only thing that will fix this.

So, show your love! Vote on the Square Enix poll that will decide fan book content. Use the hashtag #JusticeforToG, and see if we can get it trending. Make a KiraSaya itabag- I’m working on it, okay?! I can’t guarantee that any of this will work, but we can make it known what we want without putting anybody else down.

Now go enjoy pretzels, caramels, fries, or whatever you put your salt on. You have a number of options and most of them are delicious!

anonymous asked:

Sorry but am I the only one who gets a little joy or just a small smirk when I see Jungkook fail or be bad at something. Like all his bad luck on season 2, the bowling episode, or honestly just losing at rock paper scissors etc. That kid is just too perfect that when he is finally bad at something it is better than him being good at anything.

Let me translate your words: you like him as a whole to the point you grew to love his imperfections even more. That’s beautiful my dear ^^

I mean Jungkook have this angelic strong voice

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Those dazzling eyes

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He can be a meme

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Then a second later make you faint

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His body … well, I don’t need words to describe that:

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He is good at so many things, that when he loses he gets shook (and I love how BTS and ARMY get even more shocked than him, it’s hilarious)

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But let’s not forget he is just a normal 19 years old struggling his way through life

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I am sure Hawaii is not his land tho, he was so unlucky there haha

The Magisterium (I)

Author: kpopfanfictrash

Pairing: You / Jinyoung

Rating: R (smut in part II)

Genre: Magician!AU (but like, Lev Grossman’s The Magicians)

Word Count: 8,463

Description: You love to frequent the dark underbelly of the city. Love the power you wield, the respect that you claim. When someone manages to best you at your own game, will you accept this defeat? Never.

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Darry has a fight with Ponyboy’s new English Teacher…

You had a long night ahead of you grading paper that were due the next day, the whole week you had been awful sick and you just hadn’t gotten around to it. You sat in your classroom, it was way past 7, and you should’ve been gone hours ago. 

So, when a loud knocking sounded at your door you had to stop yourself from screaming. 

“Come in” You breathed, you looked up the moment the door opened and right before you, you saw the most beautiful set of pale blue eyes staring back at you… if he was the ocean he’d have swallowed you whole, and you weren’t sure if you’d mind. 

“Mrs Y/L/N, I presume?” He stated in a stern voice, he folded his arms and it seems as though he was sizing you up. Uh oh- confrontation- the last thing you needed. 

You assumed it was another Soc’s big brother wanting nothing more than to yell at you for giving their sibling a bad mark, maybe he’d even try to buy you off with money that you didn’t want. Maybe he’d threaten you like Charlie O’Brien’s big brother did last week… the possibilities were endless. 

“Yes, is there anything I can do for you, Mr…” You trailed off, waiting for the last name so you knew just what you were dealing with. You got up from off your chair and you extended your hand. 

“Mr Curtis. Ponyboy is my kid brother.” 

“Oh.” You said in surprise. “Is something wrong? Is he okay?” You were feeling slightly panicked, had something happened to him on the way home? Was it another no good Soc picking on the younger greaser kids? Did he get beat up? 

“He came home upset the other day, because of you!” His voice was raised and you involuntarily took a step back from him. “He said you accused him of plagiarism.” 

“Mr Curtis, please-” You tried to explain yourself. You felt horrible, you hadn’t meant for him to take it that way. 

“What you think that because he is a Greaser he is stupid? I’ll bet you’re one of those Socials that look down your nose at us. I’ll bet-”

“First of all, Mr Curtis” You yelled, closing the distance between the two of, so you were looking directly in his eyes. (or up at them). “Don’t you dare belittle me, you don’t know me.” 

“I know you’re a snobby soc that likes to take the credit away from the likes of my kid brother-”

“I’m a greaser, just like you, just like Ponyboy. I grew up on the East Side, my parent’s were so poor that they couldn’t afford to feed me and my three little brothers and sisters every night. We were so poor that we almost lost our home. I worked three jobs to help my parent’s keep our home and to feed us. You know how I got here? Pure dumb luck. I got a scholarship that probably shouldn’t have been given to me in the first place.” 

For the first time this afternoon Darry was silent. He didn’t know what to say to you. He was beginning to feel foolish. 

“But you know what I see when I look at your brother? A goddamn genius. He has something special Mr Curtis and it’s your duty to make sure he doesn’t lose that gift. He writes beautifully, he talks beautifully. One day he is going to make something of himself, he is going to leave us all behind. And let me tell you, I don’t know a single kid who deserves it more. And that is the truth.” 

“He said you accused him-” This time he was speaking softly, all suspicions of malice was lifted from his voice. 

“He took what I said the wrong way. I asked him to stay back after class and I asked him if he wrote it. And do you know why I asked him? Because it’s beautiful. It’s absolutely beautiful. It’s poetic, it is something you could never expect a young 15 year old kid to write. He writes of loss and tragedies… and he turns it into a masterpiece. I couldn’t comprehend someone so young writing something like this. So yes, I did ask him, but I never said I didn’t believe him.” 

You walked away from him, your heels clicking on the cold, wooden floor. You made your way to your desk and opened the draw, pulling out a 15 page document. 

“Read it, Mr Curtis. You’ll be lost for words.” 

kelseyy123  asked:

Hi, I was wondering if you know of any fanfics that relate to Larry in their real life situation and not a completely different story line and shows what it is like in their point of view from 2010 discovering each other up until now and all the things they've had to go through, throughout the years?

Hello!

Ok, let me start off by saying that I am very, very choosy about canon fics and I am unable to complete ones I found lacking. You can say that I avoid reading canon fics because I am fragile. Also, I understand what kind of fic you want and I will do my best. So, here goes:

dark and the dentist by sunshiner  @theprizeofcoolness

“I know this song,” Louis whispers, and Harry has to lean his ear toward him to pick up what he’s saying. “It was written for people to dance to it. We should be dancing.”
We can’t, Harry almost spits, but it’d be stupid of him. Louis knows they can’t. Even if he looks like any regular Parisian in their twenties, and Harry looks like any hipster Parisian in their twenties, they can’t anyway. To be fair, they probably wouldn’t do it even if they were out. But if they were two uni students, both in Paris for an exchange, meeting over fallen books at the library, or because of mutual friends, or watching Monet’s Water Lilies?
“How would we dance?” Harry murmurs, mouth almost pressed to Louis’ cheek, so close he can feel his warmth. What a picture they must make, two millionaires freezing in a park and dreaming of a different life.

An account of the events of November 2014. Canon-compliant.

**This fic made me cry… in a very uncool way. Maybe my favourite canon fic.

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pure | one

genre  ―  angst, fluff (maybe some smut in the future, who knows?)

pairing  ― jungkook x reader

word count  ―  2.3k

synopsis   ―  she was the purest being he’d ever witnessed in his pitiful life, yet he was responsible for ruining her.

chapters  ― 01 | 02 | 03 | 04

author’s note  ―  hola hola (stan kard guys, you won’t regret) your good sis smile is back at it again with a guk fic! i actually posted this on my wattpad account a few months ago but unpublished it because of a huge writer’s block but here it is, freshly rewritten (barely lol) and only on tumblr.



You are certainly losing your mind.


The fact that you overslept on this important day is already the most frustrating thing you’re currently feeling but adding the unexpected absence of your maid and best friend (you prefer the term ‘close acquaintances’), Junghye, is clearly not helping her poor self. But you don’t understand how this day started so badly when every single detail, from your outfit to the room where everything should be taking place, was planned by none other than your mother. Speaking of which, she should be fuming by now; her daughter was running late due to a defect alarm and an absent maid. God, the poor woman will surely have a gigantic outburst. Luckily, you weren’t in the main office yet.

You blink one last time into the mirror, admiring the burgundy velvet dress you put on above a simple white t-shirt and the little silver loop earrings you are wearing before carefully slipping into her brand new beige Jeffrey Campbell mules. This day surely is going to be a very stressful one.

Y/n, the oldest and only daughter of Kim Hyunchul and Jang Sunmi, had her fate written down ever since the day her mother came back home in tears of joy, holding a paper that only contained one important word:  pregnant. Being the oldest child of South Korea’s most powerful and successful CEO, it was only a matter of time until you were supposed to take over your father’s company. Despite the birth of your younger brother, Taehyung, your father decided for you to be the rightful heir and successor which caused an outrage amongst the Korean high society. Ever since, you have been raised to be a very strong and thriving businesswoman who would lead your father’s company, K-H Corporation, into greater success. Of course, your brother Taehyung also had a very important role in your father’s business, seeing that he was the second child thus also your successor.

You sigh at the thought of your mother’s reaction once she witnesses your terribly late arrival. The guests must have already started talking about the project with her mother. What a day! 

You hurry out of your bedchamber, on your way to the main office where your furious mother and two important guests are waiting for you. Trying your best not to stumble while running in the heels you’re currently wearing, you don’t pay attention to the people in front of you and end up bumping into your beloved baby brother.

And of course, Taehyung doesn’t fail to point something out:
“Y/n? aren’t you supposed to be meeting the Jeons with mother as of now? What are you doing here? You’re so in trouble!”

“Look, I know about that. Can you please move out of my way and let me access the main office as quickly as possible? I really need to get in there before mother loses her mind,” you hiss but immediately shoot him an apologetic look when you notice how harsh your response actually sounded.

A chuckle leaves his lips and he moves aside, leaving you enough space so that you could finally continue running in direction of the main office.
“Alright, big sis. Good luck with mother!” he yells after you before entering his bedroom. Poor Y/n, he thinks.

You finally reach the doors of the main office, breathless and with slightly disheveled hair. Taking one deep breath after fixing your high ponytail, you finally open the door and walk into the room, making sure to close the door behind you. When you turn around, you are met with three pairs of eyes gazing at you (one pair belonging to the fuming matriarch of the family). You clear your throat before speaking up:

“I sincerely apologize for my exceedingly late entrance. Unfortunately, I overslept but I tried my best to arrive on time. I hope I am not interrupting anything.”

“Oh, it’s fine, Miss Kim! We were just about to start, you came right on time. please, have a seat,” a middle aged man (probably Mr. Jeon) smiles.

You smile back at him before you decide to take the seat next to your mother’s. you nod at you mother ere you glance up at the boy in front of you. You recall the conversation you had with her mother and taehyung on the prior day where she mentioned that Mr. Jeon would be in company of his son, Jungkook.

‘He is incredibly handsome’ is the first thought that goes through your mind the moment your eyes lock for the very first time, but these thoughts disappear as quickly as they emerged when your mother clears her throat.

“We are reunited here today to discuss the establishment of the subsidiary company of Jeon Enterprises and K-H Corporation that will be lead by the heirs of the two companies, Y/n and Jeon Jungkook,” she announces.

“My, my. Why are you being so formal, Sunmi? We have been friends for over fifteen years and you still haven’t changed. Please, drop the formalities, you’re scaring the poor children!” Mr. Jeon laughs.

You arch your eyebrows at that. Your mother and dropping formalities should never be mentioned in the same sentence unless you have a death wish. But what surprises you more is your mother’s reaction she giggles. Not even once have you ever seen your mother laugh during a business meeting (and you were present on a lot of meetings with her).

“Okay, kids, like Junseok just said, dropping formalities would be a good thing since we’re all practically family. But first, Y/n, this is Jungkook. Jungkook, this is Y/n, my daughter,” Mrs. Jang smiles as she points towards you.

“Meeting you is my pleasure, Y/n,” Jungkook smirks. You shyly smile at him but are interrupted by Mr. jeon when you are about to answer.

“So, we are assembled here because we have to discuss a few important details regarding the company. Both, Jungkook and Y/n, are the chiefs executive officers in charge of JKH Corporation. ”

You both nod.

“While the two of you will share the title as the head of the company, the CEO role will be split in two. We want you two to collaborate. But before we reveal which role will be given to who, let Sunmi remind us what exactly a CEO has to do.”

“The Chief Executive Officer is responsible for leading the development and execution of the company’s long term strategy with a view to creating shareholder value. The CEO’s leadership role also entails being ultimately responsible for all day-to-day management decisions and for implementing the company’s long and short term plans. the CEO acts as a direct liaison between the board and management of the company and communicates to the Board on behalf of management. The ceo also communicates on behalf of the company with shareholders, employees, Government authorities, other stakeholders, and the public. I hope you two are aware of your duties,” Mrs. Jang states.
Both, you and Jungkook, smile and nod in unison. of course, this was nothing new to you.

“So, let’s come to the splitting of roles. Jungkook, you will be in charge of leading, in conjunction with the Board, the development of the Company’s strategy; leading and oversee the implementation of the Company’s long and short term plans in accordance with its strategy; ensuring the Company is appropriately organized and staffed and to have the authority to hire and terminate staff as necessary to enable it to achieve the approved strategy; ensuring that expenditures of the Company are within the authorized annual budget of the company; assessing the principal risks of the Company and to ensure that these risks are being monitored and managed; ensuring effective internal controls and management information systems are in place; ensuring that the company has appropriate systems to enable it to conduct its activities both lawfully and ethically; ensuring that the Company maintains high standards of corporate citizenship and social responsibility wherever it does business and to act as a liaison between management and the Board. Am I understood?”

“Yes, you are father,” Jungkook acquiesces.

“While Y/n, you will have to be in concert with the Chairman meaning us, to develop Board agendas; to communicate effectively with shareholders, employees, Government authorities, other stakeholders and the public; to keep abreast of all material undertakings and activities of the Company and all material external factors affecting the Company and to ensure that processes and systems are in place to ensure that the CEO and management of the company are adequately informed.”

Mrs. Jang stops in the midst of listing out your duties and briefly glances at you. “I hope you are taking notes, dear,” she says, adjusting her brown blazer.

“Of course, mother!” you smile before you scribble down something on yourr little notebook.

“You must also ensure that the directors are properly informed and that sufficient information is provided to the Board to enable the directors to form appropriate judgments; ensure the integrity of all public disclosure by the Company; request that special meetings of the board be called when appropriate; sit on committees of the Board where appropriate as determined by the Board; and abide by specific internally established control systems and authorities, lead by personal example and encourage all employees conduct your activities in accordance with all applicable laws and the Company’s standards and policies, including its environmental, safety and health policies,” Mr. Jeon adds.

“Understood, sir,” you say.

“Together, the two of you will choose your employees and most importantly, your personal assistants. The files are all here, you will just need to choose.”
You and Jungkook nod once again. Jesus, you didn’t think that this meeting was already going to go that far because according to your mother, you were only supposed go over the slight details, not hire employees. You gaze over at Jungkook and see how unfazed he looks, almost as if he doesn’t care. 

Interesting, you think.

You both watch your respective parent stand up and head out of the room, Leaving you two alone in the huge office. You clear your throat in order to get Jungkook’s attention before looking down at the mountain of files on the table.

“So, Jungkook, we have to hire fifteen people including our personal assistants, who will be competent enough to work at the company. Do you perhaps, happen to know some of the people in these files?” you ask.

“No,” he replies curtly.

You are clearly taken aback by his short yet sharp response. You didn’t think he would be so direct.

“Should we then split up the files and choose who we think will be good enough and then listen to each other’s opinion about any possible employee or just choose everyone together?”

“Do you even listen to me? Like i said: no,” he smirks.

Does he think it’s a joke?

“Excuse me?” to say that you were outraged would be the understatement of the century.

“Listen, I don’t want to pick employees. You can do it alone.”

“And why would i be the one to do it? we’re supposed to work together.”


“Well, for starters, I don’t work with uptight girls,” he arrogantly states.


Whittling Minigame Results

Minigame: Just slide the knife on the wood. I’m not sure what the results of the answers are. There’s no winning or losing. I’m just going to put the names of what you can make down here.


  • Sharp stick
    • “Careful, don’t poke yourself with that.”
      You Made a Sharp Stick
  • Pencil
    • “Good luck writing with that.”
      You Made a Highly Dangerous Weapon
  • Knitting needle
    • “But only one?”
      You Made a Useless Knitting Needle

  • Popsicle stick
    • “Now all you need is to carve up some wooden juice, wooden fruit, and a wooden freezer.”
      You made a Popsicle stick
  • Tongue depressor
    • “I should put that in my first aid kit. Never know when you might need one.”
      You made a Tongue Depressor
  • Flatworm
    • “Gross.”
      You Made a Flatworm

  • Toothpick
    • “You… realize you could’ve just picked your teeth with the knife.”
      You made a Toothpick
  • Bubble popper
    • “Not to burst your bubble, but… there aren’t many bubbles around here.”
      You Made a Bubble Popper
  • Something to make me look tougher.
    • “It’s working. I think you could take me in a fight. Probably.
      You Made Tough Guy Accessory

  • Chicken nugget
    • “Please don’t eat that.”
      You made Robert Uncomfortable
  • I don’t know
    • “And that’s just fine.”
      You Made Personal Whittling Progress
  • Ouija board planchette
    • “Now all you need to do is carve up a board and we’re set. And also maybe carve a ghost.”
      You Made a Ouija Board Planchette

  • A self portrait
    • “A spitting image of you.”
      You made a Masterpiece!
  • Louisiana
    • “Good ol’ Louisiana. Beautiful place. Got stabbed there once, you know. Or was it Kentucky…”
      You Made a Louisiana
  • It’s you
    • “You really captured my likeness. I’m impressed.”
      You Made Robert, I guess

  • Chopstick (RIGHTY)
    • “It’s… a stick.”
      You Made a Chopstick (RIGHTY)
  • Chopstick (LEFTY)
    • “It’s… a stick.”
      You Made a Chopstick (LEFTY)
  • Chopstick (AMBIDEXTROUS)
    • “ “It’s… a stick.”
      You Made a Chopstick (AMBIDEXTROUS)

  • Swan
    • “Nice work”
      You made The Meanest Bird!
  • Duck
    • “Maybe next time you can carve up some wooden bread crusts to feed him.”
      You Made a Cool Duck
  • New Friend
    • “He’s beautiful. I’m happy for you.”
      You Made a New Friend

  • Big ol’ Dog
    • “I think you’re taking some artistic license here but I can respect that.”
      You made a Big ‘ol Dog!
  • The Spirit of the Mustang
    • “How poetic.”
      You Made The Spirit of the Mustang
  • Sir Horsington the Brave
    • “A brave and noble name for a brave and noble creature.”
      You Made a Beautiful Gift for Amanda

EXO Demon!AU Reaction to them all being destined to be with one girl

Xoxo, Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


Chanyeol:

*Demons can love, but they happen to be more than unlucky, they happen to have lost their hope, yet they still love… love with everything they’ve got* “Maybe… you are what they call hope, we don’t know it… but we’ve heard of it. Maybe you are my salvation… maybe you are the one”

Kris:

*Some would call him a guardian, some would tell you to stay away, some would say to run away. But he is the one watching you in the distance, no matter how much you insist you want to be close. He’s too scared, scared you’ll end up leaving him too* “That’s the kind of life we demons have, but you are the only thing I can’t lose. I can’t survive it and I’m scared my own lack of luck will push you away”

Sehun:

*He’s the definition of mischief, he’s dangerous, he tempts you, he sneaks at night and watches you sleep. He disappears, makes you miss him while he tries to control his demon side and let you live your normal life. Yet he can’t stay away, the connection between you two is strong* “Even if I’m a demon, do you think I would be able to hurt you? You the one that has proven I have a heart? No matter what I do I can’t stay away and you can’t either. We always come back to each other”

Tao:

*He would sneak in your dreams, make it seem he’s just an illusion. He would watch you from the shadows yet never show you his face. He would be there but not. He’s a demon, he’s selfish and wants you all by himself but the love is too strong, he knows the’s too dark to be good for you* “Maybe… one day it’ll be possible… maybe one day I won’t be that scary… you want to meet me but are you really sure of what you are wishing? Do you know what my existence means?“

Kai:

*He would hide it, try to control his dark self. But the bad runs in his veins, he has that reputation at school. Yet he wouldn’t dare to hurt you, even if that means staying away. But he can’t, he can’t just sit and watch other people getting close when you, as strange as it is, are his soulmate* “No one… no one hurts her. Not even you, or me. Got it? She’s the only light a demon can have, she’s the only reason I haven’t fallen deeper in the abyss. She’s my soulmate and I will protect her”

Xiumin:

*It’s been centuries, it’s been so long since the last time he was awake. He was reckless, dangerous, feared. The rumor he finally woke up again spread fast, they all fear the chaos may come again. And it might, but there’s a reason for his awakening. Redemption, salvation, you.* “I felt it the moment she arrived to this world, I felt her heart beating just as if it were mine. In all my demon life, this is the first time I felt alive.”

Baekhyun:

*He’s that kind of boy that gives you chills, his gaze paralyzes you and tells you to run, run fast, run away. But he’s like a magnet too, he’s the mystery you always wanted to solve, he’s the reason you stay awake at night. Just to see him, see how he appears in front of your window taking all the light in his hands and watches you, watches you as if it were the last time he would see you.* “You want to know who I am, what I am. You want to show me that light can be used in many different ways, that the darkness doesn’t scare you. Do you know I love you, me a demon that can’t love? Would you believe it if I walk to your room and let you see me closely?”

Luhan:

*You are drawn to him, you can’t help ti. It’s like being thirsty, like your whole body is thirsty, your soul craves for him. And so is he, he’s feeling, finally feeling. But he’s scared, scared it would be too much to take in, too much for you* “for centuries I haven’t felt a thing, and suddenly this all comes in. It’s too strong, too strong to take it all in. What if… what if in my passion I mess it all? I create the chaos I once did… but this time you get caught in it?”

Chen:

*He’s a demon… yes he is one and you know. But he is also fighting his demons, literally. Once a demon has found redemption, once a demon has found that hope you give him, you and him become a target. A demon that feels, how could that be? You are a threat in their world, because his need to protect you, his strong love makes him even more dangerous* “I can’t leave your side, I can’t pretend I’m not drawn to you. But my love means you are in danger, my love means chaos. I don’t want that life for you, but is your choice to make… will you accept that we are soulmates?”

Kyungsoo:

*Doing everything in his power to have you is just the beginning. A love that is not supposed to exist, a love that is forbidden. He knows what it means, he knows it could be his end, or the beginning of a new life. He never felt warmth, never felt something similar to the need of his soul for you, never even imagine he would feel a thing at all.* “You changed it all, you changed the definition of demons, you changed the meaning of my life if it ever had one, you changed my existence. Who are you? Who am I? What are we? Soulmates? Even in this hell, there are things worth fighting for. Even after being stuck here for centuries, I can escape. All thanks to you, my love”

Lay:

*How can it be, that his beautiful existence is also so dark. How can it be that the light you see in his eyes is caused only by you. He had explained a million times and yet you can’t understand how he can be so scared of himself, how he calls himself a dark being. You were never scared, he was always a part of you, and no matter what his nature meant, you were meant to be together. Nothing can change that, nothing will set you apart* “this is the moment I can say that it all was worth the suffering, everything I had encounter during this long life was worth it, because at the end… I could finally find you, my heart.”

Suho:

*It was be hard, getting close to him. It was dangerous, making him show you his face. It was scary, knowing all the rumors, myths and legends were real. But it never made you run away, you couldn’t. Something inside told you to stay, to help his lonely soul. And the you understood, the reason behind demons’ nature. The lack of affection, the lack of love and light. It’s all because they don’t know what humans do, that there’s always someone for us* “You knew but I didn’t… I wandered on this world for so long without a purpose, questioning why I lived. Until I saw your eyes, it all made sense. Why I was so different from the other creatures in this planet, I didn’t know, I didn’t know someone was meant to be with me”

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anonymous asked:

How do i know if i'm in love???? Please help. -a very confused unexperienced wlw

*cracks my sappy romantic knuckles*

You might be in love with someone if

  • You like their makeup or outfit even if its something youd find unappealing on someone else, if they change their hair one day and you lose interest, it’s just a crush
  • You think about them absent mindedly, whenever theres nothing else to do your brain drifts to them
  • You feel a sudden wave of comfort and calm whenever you’re around them
  • You feel like you can let yourself go around them and just relax
  • They’re the first thing you want to see every morning and the last thing you want to see every night
  • You want to do boring things with them, like go grocery shopping or file taxes (domestic wlw mood)

As far as my experiences go there’s a difference between loving someone and crushing on them or liking them

Love is comfortable and crushes are anxious (this could be worrying about how to impress them, or butterflies, but butterflies can last beyond just crushes)

Love is then and crushes are now, because loving someone means looking forward to the future with them

Love is whole and crushes are partial, because you cant just choose to love a few small parts of someone but you can definitely crush on them

But remember! Love is a little different for everyone, and no matter what you think your feelings are, revel in them and enjoy them. Have fun, flirt with them, go on cute dates, do dumb things together. Its okay to not worry about labels if you’re enjoying yourself.

I lost some really pricey headphones today and I’m coming back tomorrow on campus to check if I left them in one of my labs I hope they’re still there pls send me good luck

anonymous asked:

Do you have any fluffy headcannons about how the members of Goat and Kaneki would treat Touka if she's pregnant? XD

OH MY GOD

  • i need to start with Naki. Imagine Naki being super overprotective of Touka with the silliest things, at first it looks cute but then Touka gets easily irritated because it’s… way too much. If she’s going to take a seat somewhere, he’s like “oohhh!! let me help you manager!!” grabbing her by the arm and helping her sit even if she doesn’t need help. If she tries to make some coffee he’s like “let me do it manager you are pregnant you need to rest,” and she’s like… no, you’re gonna break the cups/machine and he’s pushing her towards the couch “don’t worry manager, i got this” …. 3 min later he breaks almost every mug. Poor Naki just wants to be useful and help the king’s waifu but he’s always messing it up and one day Touka screams at him to leave her alone for once and Naki can’t help but run away and cry. Touka feels super bad after that.
  • Hinami is super sweet all the time, she usually reads books for the baby and she’s always hugging her tummy.
  • Ayato’s face turns into a huge red tomato when Touka invites him to feel the baby with his hand for the first time, at first he’s putting excuses but she grabs his hand and places it on her tummy and he’s literally about to cry
  • the aogiri kids are super excited for the baby and they’re always placing their little ears on Touka’s belly and whenever they see her they suggest new names for the baby.
  • the garden kids are also very protective of Touka just like Naki, they’re always following her around and creating some type of shield around her body to keep her safe, lol.
  • Touka loooooves to use Nishiki as a slave with the excuse of “i’m pregnant, i can’t move, my back hurts, i feel dizzy” so she’s always like “hey, nishiki, make me a coffee. Could you bring me the blanket? i’m cold. Nishiki, go and buy more coffee beans. Hey, pass me the pillow. Nishiki, rub my back a bit, i can’t even move..” and at first he’s trying to remain calm but one day he loses his shit and he’s like I’M NOT YOUR FUCKING MAID and Touka is like ;-; how dare you to scream at a pregnant woman… for Nishiki’s bad luck, Yomo and Ayato where there when he screamed at her so yeah, rip nishiki.
  • Tsukiyama buys a ridiculous amount of baby clothes almost every day, he always comes to her with almost 10 bags of super expensive garment and Touka doesn’t have more space left to put all the bags. 
  • Koma can’t stop dreaming of the day the baby borns to finally have someone willing to hear all his Devil Ape stories. 

enjoy reading this because it’s never going to happen and the baby will die, adios! *flies away*