with lil's ''what did you say''

yuuri: *looses victor and yurio in a large crowd*

yuuri: *sighs* *calls otabek* “get an ambulance ASAP”

Otabek: what?- *yuuri hangs up*

yuuri: *screams*“YUURI KATSUKI IS A DOUCHE AND A PUSSY AND HE NEVER DESERVED TO WIN THE GPF!!!!!”

-in the distance-

victor:” WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU LIL SHIT! COME OUT AND FIGHT ME YOU MOTHERFUCKER! NO ONE SAYS SHIT ABOUT MY YURI!!!” *shoving people and blindly searching for the asshole who insulted his yuuri*

yurio:*taking random people by the shirt and accusing them as the offender* “PUSSY YOU SAY! I’LL SHOW YOU PUSSY NO ONE INSULTS PIGGY EXCEPT FOR ME!!! IM GONNA SKIN YOU ALIVE YOU DICKHEAD!!!!” *starts punching random people*

Pichit: *in thailand*” WHAT WAS THAT! DID I HEAR THAT CORRECTLY????? WHOEVER YOU ARE I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU! I’LL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL FOR INSULTING YUURI!!!” *calls different unknown numbers*

minami:*acting like a wild tiger sniffing around for the scent of the offender*

yuuko: *has an aura that could kill and sharpening a lone skate with a creepy smile on her face*” someone is gonna die tonight…”

yuuri:……..

yuuri:……….

yuuri:…..”found them”…….

ACOMAF Patronuses
  • feyre: a majestic ass wolf
  • rhysand: a bat, but like... a hot bat. or maybe a black kitten.
  • cassian: a mighty stallion
  • morrigan: a golden retriever
  • azriel: a sneezing panda cub
  • lucien: you think im gonna say a fox!! well i am yeah bc he's a fox totes magotes
  • amren: mothafukin!!dragon!!
  • elain: cute lil bunny wabbit
  • nesta: incredibly agitated owl
  • tarquin: the most beautiful ass dolphin you eVEr did see
  • ianthe: snake bitch (bitch snake)
  • king of hybern: cockroach?? do i look like i give a motherfuck??
  • tamlin: turkey. no wait, rat. no wait, a lion, but like a badly animated lion. like a really fucked up simba. no actually this asshole is scar. that's right, scar the evil ass lion. you know what fuck you tamlin you piece of shit you don't get a patronus fuck off m8
Lily Luna Potter

Lily Luna’s birth as seen by the Marauders


Lily: Please tell me it’s a girl, I don’t think neither my heart nor Ginny’s can handle another boy.

Sirius: Don’t worry about Ginny, that girl can handle anything.

Lily: I know but still.

Remus: It’s a girl!

Lily: Finally!

James: I.. can’t.. breathe.

Lily: Okay, this is the third one and you are still having a melt down.

James: What if he names her Narcissa because he thinks she did, I don’t know, something good?

Lily: I mean she saved his life to be honest but–

James: LILY! No!

Lily: Let me finish the sentence Potter. They wouldn’t name her that.

Sirius: *whispering* He never got over the Albus Severus incident Lils. 

Remus: Don’t be ridiculous James, it’s a girl. I’m sure they would name her Lily, Molly or something like that.

Sirius: Yeah, I’m gonna say no to Molly.

Lily: Minnie maybe? It would mean so much to McGonagall.

Remus: Still I wouldn’t trust either of them so much. I remember Ginny named an owl Pigwidgeon and Harry.. Well, we all know what happened.

James: Shut up! *smiling* Did you hear that? 

Lily: *crying* Lily Luna. 

James: *relieved* Thank heavens.

Sirius: You were convinced she would name him Narcissa, weren’t you Prongs?

James: I have learned to expect anything from my son really.

Remus: *gesturing to Lily* Shut it you idiots.

Lily: *fixated on Lily Luna* Oh, she’s so beautiful.

James: She will be even more beautiful if she takes after you.

Lily: *kisses James* You are so sweet.

James: Now, we are four down on the Quidditch team Harry, come on.

Lily: Yup, ruined it.

James: What? It’s not my fault if they have the perfect genetic pool for a Quidditch legend.

Lily: He’s incredible, I swear sometimes I question myself about the decisions I made in my life.

James: Stop it Evans, you love me.

Lily: *walking away* Is it possible to get divorced in heaven? Asking for a friend.

James: *to Remus and Sirius* She loves me.

Sirius: It’s like fifth year all over again.

Remus: I know.


James Sirius | Albus Severus 

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Met two new friends! Ginger the Acadian Redfish and :) the pumpkin. 

The Way Vanoss Talks To Delirious

Favorite moments of the tone Vanoss has towards Delirious and only him because you don’t hear that towards anyone else. 
The sensual, teasing voice for Delirious is what did it, plus Delirious’s giggles after that have me drained. 

Originally posted by pinthatsmile

astrangetypeofchemistry  asked:

For the sentence prompt: "Wait wait, you were making fun of Chat Noir behind his back?"

Thanks for the prompt! (did I thank the previous people? sorry if I didn’t!). This is a lil bit short and maybe ooc. But you know what? Fuck it, I want Marinette to gush over how cute chat’s cat habits are.


For the sentence prompt: “Wait wait, you were making fun of Chat Noir behind his back?”

Marinette and Alya turned around, to see Nino looking at them surprisedly.

“It depends what’s your definition of making fun of? I wasn’t even saying much, it was Marinette who was going on and on.”

“Dude, it’s not cool to make fun of Chat Noir cause he is grooming himself sometimes.” Nino scolded Marinette.

She just raised an eyebrow. “I wasn’t making fun of Chat Noir?”

“It sounded like it, with all the gushing.”

“No, I wasn’t mocking him.” Marinette raised her hands defensively. “I really think he is adorable when he acts like a cat. He rarely does the grooming thing, but it is cute and he has this thing when he see a red dot and starts chasing it and is adorable and don’t even get me started on those cat ears, especially when they wiggle, it really gives me a hard time to keep my serious face on and… “

Alya and Nino looked at each other then stared flabbergasted at Marinette as she went on and on about how cute Chat’s cat habits were. If they bothered to look down, they’d see a certain model was getting redder with every compliment that left Marinette’s lips. He was a little bit too dead from the joy of hearing her compliments to wonder just how the hell did she know so much about Chat Noir and all his little quirks. Adrien hid his face in his arms. 

She was really cute when she was gushing.

Zak: *throws a chair across the room*

Zak: YOU FUCKING COWARD ASS BITCH ASS GHOSTS COME OUT AND PLAY IF YOU’RE FUCKING REAL

Zak, calmly, 30 seconds later: idk I just feel like…these spirits don’t want us here? Why don’t they want to talk to us? The air just isn’t very welcoming.

Zak: ….

Zak: *stomps on rare glass artifacts that the home owner told them the ghosts hated people touching*

Zak: YOU DEMON FUCKERS BETTER SAY SOMETHING

Aaron: Hey maybe this is a bad idea

Zak: shut up Aaron I know what I’m doing now THESE LIL STAN WORSHIPING FREAKS BETTER START TALKING BEFORE I BREAK SOMETHING ELSE!!! 

EVP box: Get…Out…

Zak: OMG did you hear that? That’s unbelievable. Wow I just feel..so…enlightened emotionally. 

Zak: Now if we could just figure out why they want us to leave

mccree being like a cat and bring reyes all sorts of weird shit as ‘presents’ and reyes is like ?? why??? 

“hey boss look it says 420” “IS THAT A LICENSE PLATE” 

“yo boss, check this out” “WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET A TRAFFIC LIGHT”

hell also grab expensive pens from the important people they go to meetings with or like expensive shit from hotels, watches and rings and reyes just has no idea what the hell to do with this petty criminal he’s somehow tamed

reyes usually silently puts them back or pawns them except the really nice solid gold plated lighter he still uses to this day. 

JOIN MY BIRTHDAY PAGE ?!!

okay so basically i was thinking about things & i realised that i don’t know any of y'alls birthdays and that really sucks because i’d love to have the time to make you all little birthday edits and such bc idk it just seems like a sweet idea ??

so i’ve whipped up a quick birthday page (i’ll probably change the theme at some point but i literally just wanted to get something up today) & it would be great to be able to add as many of you as possible onto it!!

how to join under the cut –

Keep reading

I love these dorks so much!!

so like 3 years ago this girl i knew had a horse that died and i didnt know what to say (i did feel very terrible for her, I knew this horse and her very well at the time!) so i got drunk and posted the lyrics of 5000 Candles in The Wind to her Facebook, leaving out the part about lil Sebastian, and I got all of these comments like “oh my god carly, this is so thoughtful, bless you!!” and she commented saying how amazing and thoughtful i was for writing this poem for him. they can never know the truth. i think this is my deepest secret. 

Things I noticed from my many viewings of FBAWTFT:

- In the customs scene at the beginning, Newt pats his pocket and smooths it down…the pocket that Pickett the bowtruckle usually sits in. Perhaps he was doing that to keep him calm or to keep him from coming up?

- “Hot dog again?” “Don’t read my mind.” “Not a very wholesome meal” (YES I’m an idiot it took me this long to notice)

- When Jacob says to Queenie “could you not read my mind…don’t get me wrong I love it” (or whatever it was), Tina looks up at him with the tiniest hint of a pissed off glare - like over protective sister, “what did you just say, don’t upset my lil sis” kind of thing.

- When Graves is questioning Newt, there are moments that he looks at Tina, as if talking to her: like he says Newt endangered a student’s life “with a beast” and he glances at Tina. It’s as if he’s trying to turn her against Newt (and failing of course)

- We see the Goldstein family in the death potion and learn that Tina has her father’s dark hair and Queenie has their mother’s blonde curls. (Random but I thought that was cool)

- Tina smiles when she sees the Occamy; right after the shot of Dougal feeding it a sweet, there’s a shot of her smiling like “oh wow”, totally amazed and awed.

- This one is obvious but still: Newt and Tina both crying at Queenie and Jacob’s goodbye/kiss.

- That ending scene at the docks: Tina actually lets a tear go. It’s a single tear - up until that point she holds it in. I think it’s when Newt says “would you mind if I gave you your copy in person?” that a tear falls down her face - a happy tear, like “yes I would love that, I’m so happy he’ll come back”. (Kudos to Katherine on her acting in that scene OMG)

radfem related ask meme!

i always see lil ask memes floating around and i personally love asking n answering questions and finding out more about the people who fill my dash so i decided to make an ask meme just for us radfem ladies <3 xx 

ya’ll know the drill, put the numbers in an ask box to get the question answered and reblog for some supportive (and maybe a lil curious) peeps in ur box! (also feeel free to ask me any of these, goes without saying)

  1. how did you find radical feminism & what was your first impression of the movement? 
  2. when did you begin to call yourself a radical feminist? 
  3. how long have you been a radical feminist?
  4. were you previously a lib fem? 
  5. who is your favorite tumblr radical feminist?
  6. radical feminist must reads? (or must watches?) 
  7. best experience as a radical feminist?
  8. worst experience as a radical feminist?
  9. your opinion on what the most pressing issue for the feminist movement to solve. 
  10. best radical feminist meme.
  11. radical feminists you look up to?
  12. favorite herstory moments? 
  13. how does your country affect your viewpoint of feminism? 
  14. do you believe liberal feminists are feminists?
  15. what was your Peak Trans? 
  16. what do you do for women in your everyday life? 
  17. suggestions for baby radfems?
  18. favorite feminist artists/art pieces? 
  19. your feminist anthem (can be a song, poem, speech, book, etc.)
  20. what parts of radical feminist do you agree with most passionately? 
  21. what parts of radical feminism do you disagree with? 
  22. what parts of radical feminism confuse you (or confused you when you first learned about them)?
  23. are you GNC? how does this affect your viewpoint of feminism? 
  24. are you LGB? how does this affect your viewpoint of feminism? 
  25. are you mentally ill? how does this affect your viewpoint of feminism? 
  26. how does your race affect your viewpoint of feminism? 
  27. what do you wish radical feminists talked about more?
  28. what do you wish radical feminists talked about less?
  29. do you have more radfem friends online or in real life?
  30. your liberal feminist pet peeve. 
  31. are you “out” as a radical feminist? 
  32. how do you feel the issue of gender should be tackled?
  33. how do you feel the issue of sex work should be tackled?
  34. how do you feel the issue of male violence should be tackled?
  35. how do you feel the issue of kink should be tackled?
  36. best thing about being a radical feminist?
  37. worst thing about being a radical feminist?
  38. do you like discourse? 
  39. when were you most proud to be a woman?
  40. something you wish you could tell your younger self. 

feel feel to keep adding to this!!! 

im always a lil concerned abt john johnson, metaphysical goalie of my heart like………..being the only Self Aware one in a fictional universe where you’re not a main character is a heavy weight on your shoulders so is he alright?? how is he……..how did his appalachian hiking trip go did he find inner peace and purpose…….does he have a job he likes……good friends……. a nice person who believes him when he says they’re both fictional and irrelevant to the narrative but convinces him it doesn’t matter bc they’re in love anyway…….how’s Our Weird Uncle doing

Anything for you bbyg ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

derps

Originally posted by paperdawns

look at the lil squishes 

Originally posted by bomaati

what did he say to give baek that cheeky smile?

Originally posted by bomaati

this performance

Originally posted by kaisoh

inhales bible

Originally posted by dohkyungcutie

their hands look so soft m8s

Originally posted by pudings

they so beautiful together ;u;

Originally posted by porkdo-bi

and then the special way kyungsoo shows his love

Originally posted by cityofsourwolfrunners

all the love

Originally posted by kyunseu

smilesmilesmilesmile

Originally posted by kyung-penguin

they always seem to be smilin’ when they together

Originally posted by elizasclarke

whY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE WHAT IS—

Originally posted by pitapat506112

OH OKay that makes more sense but still

Originally posted by sefuns

this is so cute and casual im touched?

Originally posted by bomaati

snorts holy water

Originally posted by thekingsoo

and we’ll finish up with them looking clean and pure

Originally posted by arosoo

I hope you like it! :)

Requests are always open unless stated otherwise~

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DEMITRI: …uhh, why are you looking at me like that?

CALEB: Decimus wants to be your step-daddy.

DEMITRI: ewwwww! why did you have to say it like that?!

CALEB: well, it’s true! i mean, i’d hate having Decimus as my dad…

DEMITRI: i don’t have any problem with him dating my mum if that’s what she wants… besides, it might be kinda nice to have a dad??