with his fancy

anonymous asked:

Imagine the future: Joji in the grammy's wearing a fancy suit. His works has been acknowledged by the mass and he is a renowned artist/producer in the music industry.

And me in the audience seat being all proud of my husband. Then during his speech he thanked me for always supporting him all this while and how grateful he is that I’m in his life. Yeah I can totally see that :’)


 he’s all talk
he’s already spent like three slots bedazzling that biker jacket he hawked off kravitz

Have you ever considered that Zemo’s plan to flush Bucky out of hiding by having people recognize him on the street would have failed if Bucky has just gotten himself a nice haircut and shaved and maybe tried not to look like the shiftiest sad hobo in Romania

anonymous asked:

hey if ur looking for requests can you draw cheddar my son from Brooklyn nine nine


if you don’t believe that cheddars loving fathers have bought him a tiny captains hat then you are wrong my friend

Ben: rey you’re nothing but a random spec of dust and your backstory doesn’t have enough angst

Ben: oh also marry me

Han, from the great beyond: I s2g how is he so terrible at this I was a stud


Species-Swap Sidlink, because I’m garbage and I’m craving AU gay.

here’s my submission for @splat2zine 💕💖 thank you for having me! ^o^

DNA ancestry tests branded 'meaningless'
Commercial DNA tests that claim to tell people whether they are related to Richard III or descended from the Vikings are no more than "genetic astrology", scientists have warned.

Customers are being charged up to £300 to learn whether they have links to famous people or societies despite the fact many of the tests are not backed up by scientific evidence, experts said.

The amount of DNA any individual inherits from relatives just a few steps up their family tree is negligible compared with the vast amount we all share from common ancestors. It means any ancestral “history” identified by a simple genetic test is just one of dozens of possible interpretations, and to try to trace our lineage directly through our genes is “absurd”, they claimed.

Private genetic tests have become big business in recent years, with many companies offering tests which claim to identify whether people are related to famous figures such as Napoleon or Cleopatra, or have DNA from specific racial groups. Last year the website ancestry.com was valued at $1.6 billion (£1 billion) and at least 40 companies offer genetic ancestry tests around the world for prices between £30 and £300.

At the recent Who Do You Think You Are? Live roadshow in London, customers were offered a range of DNA tests claiming to determine whether they were related to Richard III or descended from Roman soldiers.

A warning about the accuracy of the tests was made by the Sense About Science campaign group, which said “such histories are either so general as to be personally meaningless or they are just speculation from thin evidence." The warning was backed by a number of leading genetics experts. Steve Jones, Emeritus Professor of Human Genetics at UCL said: “On a long trudge through history – two parents, four great-grandparents, and so on – very soon everyone runs out of ancestors and has to share them. "As a result, almost every Briton is a descendant of Viking hordes, Roman legions, African migrants, Indian Brahmins, or anyone else they fancy.” 

His colleague Prof Mark Thomas said: "These claims are usually planted by the companies that provide these so-called tests and are not backed up by published scientific research. This is business, and the business is genetic astrology.” Tracey Brown, Director of Sense About Science added: “Genetics researchers are telling us that you are better off digging around in your loft than doing a DNA ancestry test if you want to find out about your family tree.”

hunk as a diplomat

his official title is ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’

  • hunk on his first day: “oh man oh man what if these aliens don’t like me i feel sick i’m-”
    • hunk on his two hundred and fiftieth day: ‘if you join the voltron alliance i’ll give you this stick of gum. an entire- a whole stick of gum. did i mention you look great in that dress? yes i know, i know i look good. thank you. thank you for joining. you can also donate to my paypal, here’s the link-”
  • he gets his own fancy formal armour with gold embellishment and makes lance and pidge take pictures while he poses 
    • lance: “we’re gonna print these out on earth for the cover of your rap album” hunk doing an usain bolt pose on the black lion’s head: “are you sure keith doesn’t mind i’m doing this?” 
    • pidge: “what’s a keith” 
  • alien: “we won’t join your stupid alliance! in fact, i’ve contacted the galra and they’re on their way here now” hunk: “you are one stupid overcooked bitch, do you know that?” 
    • alien: “but-” hunk: “shut your face. i’m extremely disappointed” alien, bursting into tears:
  • allura: “you handled that situation beautifully hunk! the olkari were so impressed that they’ve given you a knighthood” hunk to the team: “…take a fuckin sip babes” 
  • as the official earth ambassador it’s his job to educate aliens on the intricacies of earth culture, so he gives 3hr presentations where he just recounts the entire events of the movie ‘grease’ 
    • hunk: “and then sandy and danny…they drive off in this car right? but get this- and ladies and gents, you won’t believe your ears…the car just FLIES off into the sky” aliens all gasping:
    • hunk wiping away a tear: “and i think that’s beautiful, i really do. and the moral of that story is that humans value love and friendship and 50s milkshake bars”
  • hunk: “oh man do we have to be on this horrible planet i’ve seen 3 caterpillars already and they were all in my water glass” allura: “we have no choice. the galra have almost wiped these people out”
    • hunk kicking over a table and shattering a painting with his shoe: “how long do we have to stay here? a week? 3? let’s stay 7. i’ll stay an entire year if it means i get to save these aliens and turn the galra into fuzzy purple coats”
  • every time they see alien royalty he whispers ‘kevin bacon’ into allura’s ear and on a couple of occasions she cries from laughter and has to apologise 
  • hunk: “you have such cool technology on this planet!” alien: “thank you. are you an tech aficionado?” hunk thinking about how he crushed lance’s phone in his fist because he kept taking pictures of hunk sleeping:
    • hunk: “:) yes of course i am”
  • hunk: “thank you so much for joining the voltron alliance. and now i’m handing out boxes, please don’t shake them or open them. does everyone have a box? inside one of these boxes is the keys to a brand-new spaceship, and one of you will win. ok….now open them” aliens all holding keys, screaming:
  • alien: “this food is amazing i’ve never tasted anything so good in my life. who made this?” hunk, who made it: “(: oh i’m not sure” 
    • alien: “you have to try some! do you even know how good it is??” hunk: “(: (: oh i know”

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