with his fancy

anonymous asked:

Ooooh, can you do headcanons on all of the demon kings, (Iblis, Beezelbub, Samuel, etc.) like how they may look or act. Thank you!!!

YESSSSSS. ADMIN SIREN CALLS DIBS. SHE’S BEEN PREPARING FOR THIS FOR 3 MONTHS. (I’m not joking, I counted.) These are also listed from headcanoned oldest to youngest.

Lucifer

  • So it’s pretty obvious we all know he’s the eldest. So I only have some silly headcanons for him.
  • He doesn’t indulge in recreational eating too often, but if cream puffs are in the room, you better get down, because he will kill everyone and anyone to get to them.
  • He only wears clothes when necessary, such as introducing himself and his organization to the world in his fancy general’s gear because clothes are a common courtesy in Assiah and he has respect for humans. If he can get away with it otherwise, he’ll go stark naked.
  • Only his closest lieutenant, the character labeled ‘Illuminati Lady,’ knows that Lucifer has an incredibly short temper, however, he expresses it cooly and calmly, which makes him incredibly terrifying.
  • (No seriously, one dude joked about how Lucifer is like the Fallen Angel from biblical lore, and Lucifer disintegrated him. You do not piss this guy off.)
  • To help fix the situation, Illuminati Lady, in whom I shall dub the name ‘Hotaru’ as per last minute made up headcanon, gave Lucifer a coloring book and some colored pencils. It did wonders on his temper.  

Samael

  • AKA Mephisto the schemer and the King of Time.
  • He is the most Problematic Child™ of the Problematic Children™
  • That is not even an understatement.
  • This man is perverted and conniving (See: Howl’s Moving Sex Dungeon). This man does not care about ethics. If a student wanders into his Wunderkammer, well they’re in for either a good time or a… *cough cough* time. (Then again, we already knew that.)
  • His tail matches his hair. Starts purple at the base and slowly turns green at the fur tufted tip that matched his hair curl.
  • The coloring in Mephisto’s hair and tail changes according to his mood. Neutral/purple for indifferent or how he may usually behave, blue for sorrowful or contemplating, pink for horny/intrigued/curious, green for scheming or planning, and yellow for excited/happy or occasionally angry.
  • He has seen every anime in existence. All of them. Even the really obscure anime that no one has ever heard about. He is the ULTIMATE WEABOO OTAKU™
  • Probably cosplays as both men and women. (Loves Sailor Moon and isn’t ashamed to admit it.). He also has a plushy of Unico: this little guy.
  • He can change his height at will and constantly uses this ability to fuck with Satan and Lucifer.

Azazel

  • That rock that’s supposed to be him in the manga? Yeah, that’s a prop, he’s actually off being a party rock star.
  • He usually appears as the oldest of the Baal, even though he’s actually 3rd oldest.
  • Can change his age appearance at will, from 3-year-old boy to 16-year-old teenager, to 30-year-old man, to 70-year-old elder and everything in between.
  • Is probably a stoner, like a college stoner somewhere. Smokes weed like a freaking hippy.
  • He has medium length white/silver hair that reaches his shoulder blades and he also has golden eyes. He’s really skinny, like skinnier than Mephisto. He dresses in a loose robe most of the time and Jesus sandals. Pale AF. His tail is the same color as his hair and it curls like a lion’s tail.
  • Behaves a little too much like a cat for anyone to be comfortable.
  • Probably has a harem somewhere.
  • The most chill of all the Demon Kings, like this guy, reached maximum chill level two centuries ago.

Egyn

  • #EdgelordKingofWater ahhahahaha (Dammit this all my fault.)
  • No, but seriously, he’s usually pretty polite, sweet, and conniving. This guy is the literal embodiment of a Slytherin but instead is an actual gentleman, even more so than Mephisto.
  • He’s just going through his emo phase… again.
  • “IT’S NOT A PHASE, DAD, IT’S WHO I AM.”
  • This guy is blue everything. Dark, navy colored blue hair that reaches his waist (usually tied in either a high pony tail or low ponytail, there is no in between. Unless he’s going to sleep, then it’s usually down in majestic flowing locks. If he’s in his emo phase, then it’s in an undercut or whatever that style is called that @bluefire-castiel drew him in.)
  • He also has blue eyes that switch between light baby blue to ocean blue to sapphire blue and even to Marianas Trench blue based on his mood. The more negative his emotions, the darker the blue gets. (Neutral is usually sapphire blue.)
  • He loves kimonos, he thinks they’re comfy. If he’s in a good mood, he’ll generally wear them or loose fitting t-shirts and jeans. Otherwise, during his emo phase, he’s dressing in edgy combat boots, a black cloak, and has piercings all over.
  • He can summon scales to appear all over his body. He can swim faster than he can run and the spaces between his fingers and toes can become webbed.
  • His tail is long and scaly, kind of like a water snake’s, but navy blue if not black in color. Has what looks like mermaid fins as the tuft.
  • Iblis is his twin brother and those two are besties, they cause havoc EVERYWHERE.

Iblis

  • This guy has worse temper issues than Lucifer. If he gets angry enough, a volcano erupts somewhere. He will probably be the cause of the Yellowstone Super Volcano eruption that causes the apocalypse.
  • He generally dresses in red, orange, and black with variations of the colors. He refuses to wear yellow, it’s too happy a color for him.
  • Hardcore gamer. He has probably played every video game in existence, minus those ‘girly’ ones. He probably invented PvP war videogames, you know, the ones that brainwash United States society? Lowkey has a crush on Lara Croft.
  • He has a pet cat sith, and Satan hates that damn thing. It keeps scratching the really expensive curtains in the castle and tearing up his favorite throw pillows. Her name is Seraphine (and Kuro knows her, he’s mated with her a couple times.)
  •  He understands, loves, and accepts Egyn for who he is, whether he’s going through his emo phase or not.
  • His hair is this reddish-brown color. He had it spray dyed bright red once, but he grew out of it. His eyes are golden, however, they flash red when he’s angry. He and Egyn’s body statures are pretty well off and healthy, they enter strong man competitions just to fuck with everyone, it’s great. He and Egyn also have the glorious beach tans of the Gods.
  • Mephisto got him into watching anime and reading manga and he has never hated anyone more for it because now he’s addicted.
  • His tail is much like Egyn’s, long and scaly except bright red and has spikes on it, kind of like a lizard or dinosaur. 

Astaroth

  • Jeezum, this child is like, the opposite of Azazel. He has 0 chill.
  • He generally takes the appearance of Reiji Shiratori, as that’s his claimed host for future use. His tail is the cliche black spade kind depicted in typical artistry.
  • Has a thing for moe girls, but he’ll never admit it.
  • He’s hella pansexual.
  • He only makes bets he knows he can win and he’s earned a few reproachful looks from Satan because of this.
  • He fairly gets along with Egyn, since moisture and rot pretty thrive off each other.
  • They’re the kind of siblings that switch between “we ride together or we die together” and “no officer, I don’t know that person” in two-second intervals.
  • Always two seconds away from maiming a person.

Amaimon

  • Sweets junky. He and Mephisto bond by buying out candy store stocks. 
  • This child needs a lot of help.
  • Is either 0 chill or 100 chill, there is no in between.
  • Behemoth was a gift from Mephisto so Amaimon wouldn’t be so lonely in Gehenna.
  • His tail is large and green and scaly, he gets so easily pissed when he loses and tbh, Rin could probably kick his ass any day if he’s had enough training.
  • His kingdom is the Garden of Amahara (but don’t tell Shiemi that, protect the innocent flower child from this guy!)
  • Has zero respect for humans and Mephisto has kicked him across 60 dimensions for his bad behavior.

Beelzebub

  • My favorite one to talk about. He’s so precious, like, if Rin weren’t alive, then Beelzebub would literally be the purest of the Demon Kings.
  • Cinnamon Roll Too Good Too Pure For This World™
  • He’s the only son who doesn’t make Satan have an aneurism every day. He frequently comes to visit the castle in Gehenna (because all the brothers went and ran off to Assiah like an 8 person gaggle of grade A assholes.)
  • No can ever pronounce his name and that makes him sad. (Rin is the only one who can get it right.)
  • His appearance is a mixture of Hachirotaro and Daizai from Bungou Stray Dogs. He has a similar appearance to Hachiro but dresses like Daizai, if you get what I mean. He has multiple eyes, kind of like a bug or insect.
  • He listens to chillstep, dubstep, electroswing, anything computer generated really. He also really loves Disney and his favorite song is Never Had a Friend Like Me.
  • He has a chitin shell surrounding his torso to act as bullet proof armor.
  • His tail is reminiscent of a scorpion’s.
  • If Yukio wasn’t Rin’s favorite brother, then Beelzebub would certainly bee (ha, see I made an insect pun, haha. I’ll stop now.)
  • Can fly using what are like, pixie or insect wings (dragonfly, ladybug, bee, cicada, you decide.) He’s mocked for it, but he can legit fly really fast.
  • SAVE THE BEES YOU CARELESS ASSIAHN HUMANS YOU’RE SO MEAN.
  • But yeah, I love him, he’s good. 
  • He loves all bugs. All bugs. Actually he loves all animals. This boy is like Snow White, okay??

AND I’M DONE. ENJOY THE HEADCANONS.

wow hello what a surprise to see you all here hehe

have some stuff about my baby yoon

  • he is such a soft child
  • like moonbeams n rainbows n shit
  • an actual angel
  • a lil broken but still good
  • he is a sex worker bc he got into it years ago and hes good at it and makes money so why not
  • i mean it helps him afford his fancy living space
  • he doesnt speak to his parents who disowned his years ago
  • bc the boy is hella bisexual
  • and they were not a fan
  • esp since he likes boys better :////
  • hes a dancer, and he teaches himself choreo in some studio that he rents out space for bc he cant afford classes
  • he’s really talented tho
  • he also rly loves eyeliner n highlighter
  • he works part time at a sephora for extra money
  • hes rly a sweet guy
  • would never hurt a fly
  • like he squished a bug once and cried about it
  • he’s such a softie
  • love him pls he needs friends
  • thinks hes broken so no one will ever love him
  • wow so emo
  • that’s yoon tbh
  • emo but soft
  • love him
  • love me
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 he’s all talk
he’s already spent like three slots bedazzling that biker jacket he hawked off kravitz

Have you ever considered that Zemo’s plan to flush Bucky out of hiding by having people recognize him on the street would have failed if Bucky has just gotten himself a nice haircut and shaved and maybe tried not to look like the shiftiest sad hobo in Romania

this podcast was a mistake -griffin probably
  • “No, this is one of those moments where you learn to take care of your shit.”
  • “ It’s a very tense situation" “That’s true. It’s almost like I’ve designed it to be like that.”
  • “Oh, a minus one. Then you die. God, Travis. In trying to discern his fanciness your nose just starts bleeding and you fall over-”
  • “You and the box both drink POSION. And you survive but the box has died.”
  • “There’s a stapler in here- does anyone want the fucking stapler?”
  • “You run up and tear the box open. It explodes. You die.”
  • “I can’t believe you all went with the red shirts, but fine- You’re all wearing different shades of red.”
  • “Now, Griffin, I need you to describe both scenes simultaneously.” “I won’t do that. I’m very very tired.”
  • “So the end of that sentence that you cut off was ‘and so I won’t be putting up with any shit today,’ but the problem is that I already have.”
  • “okay you give them the medicine of not being on fire anymore”
  • “i don’t remember giving you a GUN.”
  • *drops dice* *has a meltdown*
  • the total helpless exhaustion when justin texts him a descriptor of taako’s t-rex transmutation
  • the whole bit about the pillow exoskeleton suit
  • infinite bag of boys
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can you believe this dai concept art. can you believe this. can you believe this inquisitor concept art. this guy looks like someone’s dad accidentally got sucked into the DAI box art and has to go on a wacky adventure to save his son. when i look at this i hear the tavern version of Stayin Alive. This guy arrived to the conclave in rusty ass van with a 20 year old Van Halen paint job. This guy wears Canadian Tuxedos on his fancy dates to dive bars. I feel like if I shone a blacklight on this guy 20 years of spunk and lyrium juice would be on his palms. This guy snorts lyrium dust off qunari ass with rolled up pieces of the chant of light. this guy told corypheus he wasnt groovy and it was somehow the most injurious insult anyone has ever given him in his 94858392 years of living. This guy looks like how Elvis Presley’s corpse smells.

i’m convinced that Tony doesn’t actually go to high school and just shows up occasionally to give cryptic advice to Clay

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I’m really suprised that people actually enjoy the small Kitsune!AU ah//// <3

Made some extra outfits for the boys! Saitama prefers to wear just baggy and loose clothes even after he moves into genos his Temple, while genos on the other hand,,, prefers gold/fancy stuff :’D

what’s most beautiful to me about today’s video, was Dan and Phil’s perspectives on coincidences in the universe. it’s not even that it was nice to see them disagreeing and bantering on screen again, it’s not even that it was nice to get a bigger peek into their mind. 

It’s the weird way they compliment each other. 

Dan’s the guy who looks at the world and see’s beauty in the randomness, in the coincidences and how things come together. Dan’s the guy who believes in luck just about as far as you can throw it, who recognizes that it’s pure chance that something happens, but that at the same time, we’re all master’s of our own individual universes. Dan’s the guy who stops and smiles at the fact that, out of all the possibilities in the universe, he found his best friend on the internet and made an amazing, beautiful career out of it, because of his choices, and not because of luck, or fate, or any of that. 

But Phil… Phil’s the guy who looks at the world and sees magic in everything that transpires. Phil’s the guy who see’s the moon and the sun and the spinning of the earth as far more than just coincidence. Phil’s the guy who walks in two worlds, living a literal magical surrealism, with his head in the clouds but his feet on the ground. Phil’s the guy who can recognize that things are just the way they are, that this is reality and that’s how it will always be, but who see’s the magical currents in the air tying people together, drawing them towards what they’re meant to be and have. Phil’s the guy who looks a coincidence and see’s magic, but even as fanciful as his ideas sometimes may seem, he’s always got one foot on the ground. 

The idea that these two people can come together, and center each other? That’s magic in and of itself. 

I imagine Phil holding Dan tight in his arms when he’s crying and scared because the world just keeps on spinning without him and if he stops moving he’d loose all his chances, and Phil promising him that it’ll all be okay. The world knows how to keep its balance, and there’s something, something there that will keep them both afloat. Maybe, just maybe, some things really do happen for a reason.

I imagine Dan patting Phil on the back after something tragic has happened and reassuring him that not everything happens for a reason. Sometimes, it’s just coincidence in the more purely unmagical way of all, and there’s not always something that can be done to stop it. It’s not Phil’s fault, it’s never his fault, its just the universe, uncaring, staring with cold eyes down at him and doing… what needs to be done.