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The Attack of the Bake Sale

When I was in highschool, there was this girl named Casey. Casey was your classic high school bully. Spreading rumors, sending embarrassing pictures of you around the school, etc. As the years went on, she kept at it. She was awful.
One day, I found my best friend sobbing in the bathroom. She said that Casey had poured F*CKING GASOLINE INTO HER BACKPACK. Of course I immediately went to the office and reported Casey. But all I got was “girls do things sometimes.” Casey did this s*it everyday! And so a revenge plan was hatched…

I gathered as many of Casey’s victims as possible and we all met at my house. All of these girls streets crying about what Casey did. One girl, who was a freshman, said that Casey had stolen her clothes when she was in gym. Another girl said that Casey had covered her locker with clear glue. It needed to stop. So we all decided to start having a daily bake sale after school. (The school gave us permission, but we did have to give them a percentage of the money) Not only was it a good way to make money, bit out gave the perfect opportunity for revenge.

Since there were 17 of us, we took turns supplying treats for the bake sale. Now it was no secret that Casey liked sweets. And by the end of the first week she was already a regular customer. As painful as it was, we put on smiles and treated her just like our other customers. Then, after a few weeks, we announced that one of our customers would win a gift basket. Everyone went crazy and started buying all of our stuff, but we already had a winner in mind.
In the basket we put chocolate with laxatives in it and shampoo and conditioner filled with hair removal. Then, the day came. We announced Casey as the winner and overjoyed, she took the basket and went on her marry way.

BUT IT GETS BETTER. That night her and all of her rich snooty friends had a sleepover AND THEY ALL ATE THE CHOCOLATE AND USED THE SHAMPOO. AND THE NEXT WEEK NONE OF THEM WERE AT SCHOOL AND THEN THEY CAME BACK AND THEY WERE WEARING WIGS. AND THIS LITTLE FRESHMAN BOY BUMPED INTO CASEY AND HER WIG FELL OFF AND EVERYONE CHEERED. SHE LEFT THE SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY.

And after that, we continued to have the bake sale and we made a f*uckton of money. Win win!

Submitted by: sweet-cake-3036

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“A little bit of squishy never hurt nobody.” – Probably Baekhyun.

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Shoma Uno ft. Yuzuru Hanyu, “What are you interested in these days?” (2017 World Championships)

Shiro, Lance, and Team Dynamics

So this post got me thinking. I don’t think it’s totally off the mark, but I’m not sure if Shiro possibly not being their Shiro is the revelation Lance is actually having. That said, I do still think there is something important going on there so I’m gonna roll this out.

I think we need to put our Kuron!theories on the back-burner for a minute, assume no one on the team realizes this yet, and try to evaluate this from their perspective. Even though I definitely think something is off with Shiro, I think we also need to remember this is a children’s cartoon – and if it took these characters half an episode to realize something wasn’t quite right with Coran in Ep4 despite his suddenly speaking with a totally different accent – I think it is very presumptuous to assume the characters in-series are picking up on these very subtle differences we as viewers are noticing with Shiro. Especially since not one of them has voiced any concern over Shiro’s behavior.

What I want to focus on instead is that with Keith out of the equation the team dynamic has gone all screwy, and in a way very different from when Shiro was missing.

Here is the exact dialog exchange in S4:E6, before the gravity field traps them:

Shiro: “Stay alert.”

Lance: “I say we get out of here. Pidge, plot a course for our escape.”

Shiro: “Hold on. We should find out what these things are first.”

What I want to note here is that Lance isn’t waiting for the go-ahead from Shiro. He’s making a decision on his own and acting on it. Lance is giving Pidge an order. An order that Shiro completely disregards and overrides without acknowledgement.

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