with equius

anonymous asked:

0k: Eridan, how have things been on the MMP since Sennet and Sessor's rampage? Have things calmed down?

Eridan: Well they HAD.

Eridan: Until everything turned into the BULGE INQUISITION all of a sudden.

Eridan: They could’ve just left it to the computer geeks to try to track down the virus, but nooooo, they have to try to find the culprit in house – uh, on-ship – FIRST.

Nepeta: Eridan is refurring to the computer virus that overwrote random files in infected computers with various images of a seadweller’s bulge.

Nepeta: …Poor Equius.

Eridan: Do they try to find an in-house computer geek? No, of course not!

Backwing: I could have offered them a couple of possibilities.

Eridan: Do they investigate everyone’s computers? No!

Eridan: I mean I’m just as happy about that but it really seems like the logical first step…

Sollux: Not necessarily, any serious hacker wouldn’t do illicit stuff on their public machine.

Eridan: …Oh.

Eridan: Well, that aside, there must have been a better approach than REQUIRING EVERYONE TO PROVE IT WASN’T THEIR BULGE IN THE IMAGES!

anonymous asked:

hey *i* got a prompt for you. why did equius get killed by gamzee??

Oh shit is this like a legit prompt or a joke set up

First and Last Words

John:

Rose:

Dave:

Jade:

Jane:

Jake:

Roxy:

Dirk:

Caliborn:

Calliope:

Karkat:

Aradia:

Tavros:

Sollux:

Nepeta:

Kanaya:

Terezi:

Vriska:

Equius:

Gamzee:

Eridan:

Feferi:

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okay so if you ignore all the massive blood loss (just like equius is doing) vriska is basically stumbling into his hive drunk af, making a mess, acting a mess, and passing out on his floor. this is a lot more relatable than i expected at first glance bc my roommate does this like twice a month

… how often does VRISKA do this?????

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so i drew equius putting vriska’s robo-arm together and figured i needed to do tav too! so here he is. (i got a little carried away lmao)