Strangest thing each of you has ever done in front of each other
hey im going to answer this since im with richie the most and this is a richie thing through and through. i swear to god you havent seen weird unless you have been around richie for longer than ten minutes. heres a list of things i have literally seen richie do with my actual real life eyes - - - >
- snort some sherbet - shove skittles up his nose just to see what would happen - light his own jacket on fire with a lighter while he was wearing it (also to see what would happen) - put pop rocks that he wet with soda into his actual ear to see if he could hear them better - eat soup out of a bowl like a dog - also drink soup through a crazy straw - also i swear he tries to snort everything i have literally seen him snort flour and sugar as well and he gets nose bleeds all the time because of this - i even once saw him try to snort flour through a crazy straw just to see if it would come all the way through (it did a little bit) - literally juggle with sharp knives in the kitchen - put his sleeve into the garbage disposal just to see what would happen (he does a lot of stuff just to fucking see what would happen even if what would happen is obvious, luckily mike was there and turned it off before his fucking hand got pulled into it) - cut his hand open trying to open a bottle of wine with a knife - smash a bottle of beer on the edge of the counter to open it (three times ive seen him do this) - ive also seen him then drink from the broken neck of the bottle and cut his lip and his tongue open - parkour into oncoming traffic so he can see if he can roll over the hood of a car like in the movies (hint: he fucking cant ive seen him get hit by a car like six times) - jump off the roof of our house onto a broken couch on the street (i literally cannot remember how many times we have been in the emergency room because of richie. that time he only bruised his coccyx and fractured his wrist, thank fucking god) - also we had to call the fire department once because he got his arm stuck in a pipe in our basement - i dont wanna go into detail but ive seen him get his dick stuck in stuff too before.
this list could seriously be a lot longer but i think you get the idea