with dear john

I only know show tunes
  • Person: What kind of music do you listen to?
  • Me: *thinks about the fact that I haven't listened to anything but musicals the past year*
  • Me: It's really a variety
synopses of musicals
  • Hamilton: Alexander nO
  • Heathers: sex drugs murder
  • In The Heights: no me diga
  • Dear Evan Hansen: cute guy with anxiety can't stop lying about dead cute guy with possible anxiety
  • Be More Chill: i, for one, fully welcome our fucking R O B O T O V E R L O R D S

So there’s this musical where the main character has a cannon love interest but the entire fandom basically decided they’re in love with their super gay friend.

What musical was I talking about?? Hamilton?? Dear Evan Hansen??? Be More Chill??? Who knows

edit: yes I know hamilton in real life was hella bisexual I’m sorry if it seemed like I didn’t know

Me and Musical Hamilton could chill and drink tea but I’d deck the hell out of Historical Hamilton.

  • Super Villain: I'll release your internet history!
  • Me: *flashes back to the 50~ chapter shipping fanfics I've been reading* n o.. . ...