Hi my name is John Quincy Adams and I have long brown hair (but I’m starting to go bald) with white streaks and brown tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like John Adams (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to George Washington but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m running for president but I’m not gonna campaign. I have pale white skin. I’m also a Democratic Republican, and I was the Secretary of State in America from 1817-1825 (I’m 58!!!). I’m a Whig (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love long pants and my mom complains about the way I dress. For example today I was wearing a black jacket with pants under it, and a black cotton vest, white socks and black boots. I was wearing white hair powder and a hat that Henry Clay gave me. I was walking outside The Capital Building. It was The Era Of Good Feelings, so there was widespread political unity, which I was very happy about. A lot of Jacksonians stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.