Mini Valentine Headcanons
What They Do on Valentines Day:
Attempts something sweet and usually fails. He has no idea what he’s doing. He gets you flowers you’re allergic to and awkwardly makes you a breakfast you can’t enjoy because you have to go to work. But he tries his best every year and it’s adorable.
Does everything. He buys you chocolate covered strawberries and has flowers delivered to you. He plans a special date and makes fancy reservations before taking you home to cuddle.
Makes you dinner. Sometimes it’s nothing “special,” just a homemade meal you can eat together. Other years, he’ll go the whole nine yards and get flowers, make dessert, and light candles.
Says you should spoil him. He thinks it’s dumb that it’s mainly a woman’s holiday where the men typically do all the work. He treats you good every day and buys you plenty of random gifts all year round. It’s his turn dammit. (Also uses it as a good excuse for wild sex.)
Does absolutely nothing. Literally. He would actually forget about it if it wasn’t for all the commercialized junk everywhere. If you’re really into it and you get upset he’s planned nothing, he’ll buy you flowers the week after but that’s about it.