with bubbles and whatnot

💗 Love Bath Spell for Sapphic Witches 🌸

Whether it be to enhance a relationship, to open yourself up to go out and find a girlfriend, or even just to pamper yourself with a little self love~, this spell is made for wlw/sapphic witches!

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Supplies:
🌸 Violet Incense
🌸 Himalayan Pink Salt
🌸 “Pink Flamingo” Reusable Bubble Bar or “Rose Jam” Reusable Bubble Bar from Lush Cosmetics)
🌸 Or “Sex Bomb” Bath Bomb if you’re into the sex magic thing, no judgement~
🌸 If you can’t buy Lush, a handful of rose petals, some vanilla bubble bath, and a stick of ylang ylang incense works as a substitution!
🌸 Cute romantic playlist, if you want

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💜 Light your incense (use only one stick of each kind, and turn on the bathroom fan or crack a window open to ventilate) and put on your playlist. Keep the phone away from moisture– drape a hand towel over it and leave it away from the tub.
💜 Run the water a comfortable temperature, and drop a handful of pink salt (and vanilla bubble bath, if using the substitution) under the running water, making sure to “swish” the water and salt to dissolve.
💜 If using the bubble bar, break off a piece and crumble it under the running water. Using it on the stick and letting it dry can harbour bacteria, and both Flamingo and Rose Jam are made to be used more than once, so only use a chunk!
💜 If using the bomb, wait until you’ve turned off the water and you’re in the tub, don’t use it when the water is running, it won’t work as well. And it’s much more fun to sit in the bath while the bomb dances around you.
💜 When your bubble bath or bath bomb fizz is swirling through the water, you can envision all that love making a nice potion to steep in and just fill you with energy, if you’re into visualization.
💜 Let yourself soak and relax for about twenty minutes (longer can cause a UTI due to the bubble bath and whatnot) before draining the tub and rinsing off; envisioning worries and stress and all that internalized worry about the male gaze or self hate go right down the drain with it. you’re lovely ❤️
💜 Remember to safely extinguish the incense
💜 Before getting dressed in cute and/or comfy clothes, now would be a good time to use lotion sigils to massage into your skin!

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Note: do not use love spells to force someone to be attracted to you. The only spells you should manipulate will for/lack consent for are curses, and why would you want a relationship with someone you had to force by magic? it wouldn’t be a truly healthy and loving relationship.

acaciaride  asked:

I'm curious, how much time/effort did it take you to make that delicious looking meal with the glazed pork?

(with reference to this post, sorry about the terrible pic lol)

It’s about half an hour and not that much work, actually!  I made it today while moderately feverish and more than slightly out of it.

Tools needed: 
Working Stovetop and Oven
OVEN-SAFE skillet
Sheet Pan
Foil
Small and Medium bowls
Tongs or other tool for flipping meat
Cutting board
Tea Kettle

Ingredients:
1 pork tenderloin, silverskin trimmed off
1 tsp each salt and pepper
5 Tbsp cornstarch
Olive oil or other cooking oil

Glaze:
1 cup maple syrup, the real stuff. “pancake syrup” is mostly hugh-fructose corn syrup and will taste gross in this
2 Tbsp dijon mustard
2 Tbsp bourbon
1 Tbsp cider vinegar
¼ tsp each: cayenne pepper, paprika, garlic powder

Brocolini:
1 bunch broccolini (or Asparagus or regular broccoli, it works for all of these.  Or carrots!)
1 bunch thyme, finely chopped
1 Tsp garlic powder, black pepper, maybe salt if you want

Potatoes:
1 pouch Idohan brand potoatoes.  I’m not kidding they taste exactly the same, are nutritionally the same and take way the fuck less effort. Also no lumps. I don’t like lumps in my potatoes.
1-2 Tbsp butter
Herb mix to your liking but I like sage, rosemary and nutmeg.  Tarragon/chives/garlic is a good mix too.

Instructions:

  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
  2. rinse and chop up brocolini into 2-3 inch pieces. cover sheet pan with foil, toss broc and herbs with olive oil and spread out on sheet pan in single layer.  when oven is preheated, stick ‘em in for 12-20 min depending how crispy you like them  
  3. rinse and dry tenderloin, trimming off the silver skin if necessary.
  4. mix cornstarch, salt and pepper together, and thoroughly coat tenderloin in it.
  5. heat oil in oven-safe skillet, and brown tenderloin on all sides, 5-7 minutes per side.
  6. while tenderloin browns, mix glaze ingredients in small bowl.  Once tenderloin is done browning, put it on a plate and cover it with foil. 
  7. pour excess fat from the skillet and add the glze mix (it’s got booze in it, so it WILL hiss and bubble and whatnot, don’t be a dumbass like me and stand too close at first), and let the glaze cook down and it gets thick and gooey and doesn’t bubble as much.
  8. add tenderloin back to skillet, turn over a few times to coat it, civer the skillet in foil, stick the skillet in the oven with the broc for 8-12 minutes until pork reads 145 on a meat thermometer.
  9. while those roast, turn on kettle for boiling water.  follow instructions on pouch, adding butter and herbs.  mix thoroughly.
  10. take meat out, put tenderloin on cutting board and cover in foil, let rest for 10 min to make it juicy, then carve into slices.  scoop extra glaze into dish to get foodie drizzle effect.
  11. Plate food,  take picture and send copy to your mother-in-law to prove you are feeding her son or she calls at 10 PM to ask.

I haven’t posted in a hot minute so here’s this. I got tired of not having this finished so i rushed on the arm in some places.

I forgot to add most fo their face can’t move because of the metal, so the bubble over their head is what displays their emotions and whatnot. Otherwise, they don’t speak.

More on them later though

highladyfxyre  asked:

Can you do 3 and 11 for feysand please!

3. Injured 

11. Bathing/Showering

  • if we’ve learned anything from chapter 55, it’s that feysand is a bathing couple
  • they love sinking into the warm water and simply enjoying each other’s presence.
  • sometimes, Feyre will use her magic to splash Rhysand with little water animals. (if he’s really ticked her off: ice animals)
  • Feyre has a habit of falling asleep in the bath. usually under Rhys’s fingers massaging her back. 
  • Rhys loves, loves having Feyre wash his hair
  • he purrs under her touch and she giggles a bit when a moan slips out. 
    “Is this pleasing to the High Lord?”
    “Mmmm.”
    “Past the point of speech?”
    “Mmmmmm.”
  • sometimes, they like to take their true forms in the bath. Rhys: star-flecked, ebony black sky, Feyre: a glowing star. 
  • they marvel at themselves and their reflections in the bathwater. 
  • also a major turn on for Rhys seeing her light over come his shadow
  • Rhys loves surprising Feyre with luxurious baths when she gets home from a particularly long day. He buys her all sorts of salts and bombs and fizzes and bubbles and whatnot. 
  • Feyre always asks him to join her, but sometimes he knows when she needs her space. (She appreciates it.)
  • Rhys likes reading in the bath.
  • Feyre likes listening to music and dozing. 
  • And when they have children, bathtime is always the babies’ favorite time. 

send me a ship and a number for headcanons!!!!!!

Bathing With Luhan

Originally posted by forbbh

  • Luhan would be the best bath buddy!
  • He probably gets a lot of bath products and baskets from his fans, bath-bombs, oils, scrubs, bubbles, etc…
  • He isn’t the type to often take baths himself, so he’d always coax you to join him and use the products with him
  • It’d be a mixture of actual cleansing and messing around-
  • He’d guide you to sit in front of him, scrubbing your back lazily
  • He’d always demand compensation tho, if he shampoos your hair you must also do his-
    “That’s not fair, I did yours, you have to do mine!”
  • He’s also very touchy, obviously there isn’t much space so it’s to be expected…
  • He’d talk a lot, it’d be like a bubble bath ASMR, his soothing voice rambling on about his day and whatnot, spewing about how soft your skin is and how much he missed you, etc…
    “Was your skin always this soft?”
    “Rude-”

  • While it was your turn to condition his hair and loofah down his chest he’d probably drown out his words, relaxing as he lets his lashes flutter
  • I feel he’s definitely the type to be mischievous tho
  • Making-out in the tub is a favorite, but usually you don’t let it escalate much further than that- Unless you’re feeling it, but even then, it’d probably be preferred to get frisky out of the tub-
  • Baths probably last around an hour
  • He’d alternate between slinking in the tub after you get out and offering you a gentlemanly hand as you get out with him, it’d just depend if he was feeling tired or energetic and refreshed^^

anonymous asked:

Any advice for someone who might be writing scripts for a comic sooner than later? I've written regular stuff before, but I know it's a bit different when you have to account for layout and bubble sizes and whatnot.

This depends pretty heavily on whether you’re drawing it yourself or collaborating. If you have a dedicated artist, they probably know a lot more about layout and bubbles then you do, and you can just write the comic script as a screenplay and only micromanage in special cases. Most artists prefer this, too, since they can be more creative (Sabu doesn’t even want a page breakdown!). But everyone is different so talk it over with your artist and make sure to remember that they’re probably creative and brilliant as well.

If you’re drawing it yourself, the only art-relevant advice I can give you is to do the bubbles first so you don’t draw the whole page before realizing you didn’t leave space for them; I’m not an artist.

Anyway.

One thing that I don’t do nearly enough considering how well it works for me is write out the story in the simplest possible “Just the facts, ma’am” terms and then scripting based on that. It’s a good way to see if your are properly using but/therefore instead of “and then”s. For example, borrowing heavily from Household Slime Mold:

Mildew is a girl who wants to be a witch BUT she sucks at it THEREFORE she works as a delivery girl THEREFORE she has to make deliveries BUT she meets a wizard THEREFORE she wants to be his apprentice BUT he says he’s not hiring THEREFORE she’s has to hurry to make her delivery BUT she sees weird magic shit THEREFORE she goes after it BUT it turns out she’s a monster BUT she beats it with her limited magic as the wizard arrives THEREFORE the wizard decides to train her after all.

Just writing this out this way helps streamline the narrative. If we were writing page-by-page, we might wait until Mildew saw the Wizard, and have her go “I want to be a Wizard, too!”. But because we wrote it this way, we intuitively realized that “Mildew is a girl” is not a super-interesting start, and established her motivations right away. This is 12 story beats, so if we do one per page, we can expect a 12-page story. That’ll be our starting budget. We might be able to do it in less, but it’s our baseline. So, let’s start

PAGE 1: Mildew is a girl who wants to be a witch

Well, this sounds like a job for an establishing shot. We can have Mildew in her room, which has some various witch shit like a cauldron in it. She’s at her desk reading a spellbook.

Oh. Wow. That was easy. Sometimes you find that you can do stuff in less time than you budgeted. We can have the page just be this one splash panel of Mildew doing magic stuff in her room and the logo. Or, we could have more than one panel on the page. Let’s go with making this a whole page, since it’s the first one and you can put the logo and “By anon, drawn by artist” and shit on it. We can also establish the character a bit more here, too, and a full page to the image makes the reader more inclined to take in details rather than moving on to the next panel. So:

PAGE 1
FULL PAGE SPLASH
MILDEW is alone in her bedroom. It’s neat and tidy, with multiple bookshelves full of books. She’s sitting at her desk reading from a book while a cauldron bubbles. There’s a poster on the wall of a wizard hanging from a clothesline with HANG IN THERE BABY on it, and a poster that looks suspiciously similar to the cover of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. The bed is made neatly, and a teddy bear is tucked in. It’s fucking adorable. Midlew is wearing a witch hat, but otherwise normal modern clothing: a tank top and jeans.

On to story beat 2!

So, the easiest way to show that someone sucks at something is to have them fail at it. Let’s think visually. For someone to fail at something in a comic format:

1. She has to try something
2. It has to not work

So that’s two panels, and let’s include a reaction to the failure as well. We also want to make clear that her problem is that she sucks at magic, not that magic doesn’t exist.

PAGE 2

Panel 1
Mildew points a magic wand at her desk
Mildew: Appeario Birdyosa!

Panel 2
Mildew’s wand explodes in her hand, sending embers everywhere. She is terrified by this
SFX: Boom!

Panel 3
Mildew’s hand is on fire. She’s waving it around while crying, but in a funny cartoonish way, not that she’s really hurt.
Mildew: Aaaaahhhh!

Well…that’s the story beat established. But it only took three panels, and none of them need to be particularly big. We have some space left. Let’s get a head start on the next beat, and set up Mildew’s job! 

Panel 4
Mildew, still crying cartoonishly, sticks her burnt and blackened hand in her mouth. On her desk, her cell phone vibrates. The phone is pink with a broomstick charm on it. 

SFX: Bzzt! Bzzt! 
Mildew: Mmmph….

Panel 5
Without changing her position, Mildew looks at her phone. 
Mildew: Mmmph?

Panel 6
Close up on the phone. It’s showing a text message from “boss”, which has a profile picture of an angry man. The text reads “You were supposed to be here ten minutes ago! Where are you?!”
Mildew: Mmmph! 

And you kind of work from there. The next page can show the pizza place she works at, and you have time in your budget for the boss to chastise her for being late before giving her a delivery and telling her not to fuck it up this time. I think this kind of budgeting is a useful way to make sure you have your pages paced out properly, and it’s something I need to do more of (it’s also a great way to avoid writer’s block, since you have a structure to follow but not a restrictive plan you’re stuck in).

Hopefully that helps, anon! 

Love Bath Spell for Diamoric/Nonbinary Witches

Whether it be to enhance a relationship, to open yourself up to go out and find a partner, or even just to pamper yourself with a little self love~, this spell is made for nonbinary witches!



Supplies:

🌸 Cinnamon Stick or Incense (Do NOT just burn cinnamon your lungs and eyes will hate you)

🌸 Himalayan Pink Salt

🌸 “Lord of Misrule” Bath Bomb from Lush Cosmetics (Corresponds to glamour magic, attracting love/appeal, and it’s a nice spicy almost sweet scent)
🌸 or “Karma” Reusable Bubble Bar (Love, Mental Clarity, Sensuality, Attraction)

🌸 If you can’t buy Lush, some vanilla bubble bath with a cinnamon stick in it, with lit Patchouli incense makes a good substitution!

🌸 Cute romantic playlist, if you want


💛 Light your incense (use only one stick of each kind, and turn on the bathroom fan or crack a window open to ventilate) and put on your playlist. Keep the phone away from moisture– drape a hand towel over it and leave it away from the tub.

💛 Run the water a comfortable temperature, and drop a handful of pink salt (and vanilla bubble bath/cinnamon stick, if using the substitution) under the running water, making sure to “swish” the water and salt to dissolve.

💛 If using the bubble bar, break off a piece and crumble it under the running water. Using it on the stick and letting it dry can harbour bacteria, and all the Lush bubble bars are made to be used more than once, so only use a chunk!

💛 If using the bomb, wait until you’ve turned off the water and you’re in the tub, don’t use it when the water is running, it won’t work as well. And it’s much more fun to sit in the bath while the bomb dances around you.

💛 When your bubble bath or bath bomb fizz is swirling through the water, you can envision all that love making a nice potion to steep in and just fill you with energy, if you’re into visualization.

💛 Let yourself soak and relax for about twenty minutes (longer can cause a UTI due to the bubble bath and whatnot) before draining the tub and rinsing off; envisioning worries and stress and all that internalized worry about erasure/not finding or being worthy of love/etc or self hate go right down the drain with it. you’re lovely ❤️

💛 Remember to safely extinguish the incense
💛 Before getting dressed in cute and/or comfy clothes, now would be a good time to use lotion sigils to massage into your skin!


Note: do not use love spells to force someone to be attracted to you. The only spells you should manipulate will for/lack consent for are curses, and why would you want a relationship with someone you had to force by magic? it wouldn’t be a truly healthy and loving relationship.

anonymous asked:

I'm sp glad my Seahawks won tonight! It's been rough being a fan of this team this year lol being on the playoff bubble and whatnot, but we clinched tonight! Phew

do you realize that you just told a fan of a 2-13 team that it’s been rough being a fan of the defending super bowl champions