with a drink in their hand

Louis and Steve reunited and crusty smoking in the back looking on with a bitter look on his face says it all. The more i see crusty’s ugly ass pig face around louis the more i want to strangle him with my bare hands, in an ideal situation louis would be papped (professionally) NOW when he is in miami and an article would be made about it how he’s gonna perform in one of the BIGGEST festivals ever, his twitter and insta should be all about this festival rn, but yeah irrelevant a and irrelevant e arent there so louis cant promo them so why call the paps or promo him on his own right ,, but here hold hold this mcdonald bag louis while drinking starbucks gotta promo the goods!!!!!!! @ crusty choke on that cigarette you piece of useless shit,



Jin would come home after a long day of practice, exhausted and a bit cranky. He’d just want to eat something and go rest his sore muscles. However, when you came to greet him wearing his pink sweater, all tiredness was gone. His heart melt a little and he pulled you into his arms, complimenting you with how cute you looked. He’d let you wear more of his shirts and sweaters, always offering his clothing to wear instead of your own.

Originally posted by theseoks


Yoongi would be working hard on the new comeback songs, barely having time to eat or drink. You would notice this quickly - he’d be even more tired that usual. You decided to take the matters into your own hands, and cooked him food to eat at the studio. You wore his old band shirts and made your way to his studio. When Yoongi saw you wearing his shirt, he’d felt his heart soften. He’d act out as if he was pissed off about you wearing his shirts, but really, he’d love when you wore his clothes.

Originally posted by jeonsshi


Hoseok would be dead tired from dance practice for their new comeback. He’s always cheerful and happy, but all the training has got the best of him in the end. When you came to pick him up, wearing his shirt and driving him home where he could rest, his heart twisted in his chest. He wouldn’t forget to shower you with compliments - he thinks you’re the prettiest thing alive after all.

Originally posted by myloveseokjin


Not gonna lie, Namjoon would find it very sexy. When he was home working on his laptop and trying to produce some more music for their upcoming comeback, and you came to ask him if he needed anything, he’d immediately stop working. He’d eye your figure up and down, pulling you to his lap. He’d let you wear all his clothes all the time.

Originally posted by nnochu


Jimin would feel a bit shy about you wearing his shirts, but definitely not forget to tell you how he felt about you looking cute in his sweater. When you came to visit him in their dance practice, bringing him and the guys food and drinks to enjoy, while wearing his over-sized sweater, he’d felt himself blush. He wouldn’t compliment you in front of the guys, but he would tell his opinion afterwards. 

Originally posted by okayoongz


Taehyung would be all into you wearing one of his shirts. When he woke up late on a Sunday morning, and saw you wearing nothing but his t-shirt and little night-time shorts, he would keep smiling so widely. He’d pull you into his arms and not let leave. He’d cuddle you all morning, kissing your cheeks softly and whispering how much he appreciates you.

Originally posted by jiminarmy


When Jeongguk came home from a long day of practicing, ready to talk to you about his day, and saw you wearing one of his big white t-shirts, he’d felt himself getting flustered. He’d be too shy to admit that he loves you wearing his shirts, and just blatantly stare at you. He’d make sure to give you at least one compliment later on.

Originally posted by ken-z-the-aesthetic-queen

pls keep Good Temple Boy Baze in ur thoughts as he tries some teenage rebellion in the hopes that Chirrut will think he’s cool (jokes on him Chirrut’s only acting out for his attention) and he gets drunk and really clingy and handsy and OVERT in a way Baze never is, and Chirrut can’t deal and runs away to blush in private because ohgod, Baze is hanging off his shoulders and slurring about how incredible Chirrut looked that one time three months ago, and that other time, and right now-

thus the beginning of Chirrut being a tad more responsible because he loves Good Temple Boy Baze and he wants him to be lucid when (if) he ever says these things again. And he doesn’t want to torture himself with Grinning Octopus Baze before they’ve even held hands, god

only a tad more responsible, though. not much

(in the chaos of post-scarif celebration, Chirrut can’t anticipate and intercept all the congratulatory drinks pressed into Baze’s hand, but he’s still able to make red faced excuses and a hasty exit for them both when things start heading towards the point of no return)


Requested, thank you

“Wait, a date with who?” Damon asked, his neck extended with his head cocked to the side wanting you to repeat what you’d said, hoping he’d misheard.”You heard right Damon” you laughed at his reaction. “Why the hell are you going on a date with him? Of all my old friends Y/N” Damon groaned, throwing his head back. “Because he asked and I said yes, plus I don’t know any of your other old friends to go on a date with” you shrugged. “Fine I’m coming” Damon added as he grabbed his jacket. “No, you’re not” you scoffed a laugh as you placed your hand on his chest. “Listen I have you on speed dial if I need you, why don’t you stay here and drink some bourbon, read, watch tv anything I don’t care just don’t follow me on this date” you begged, your hands in a pleading motion in front of your chest. “Pleeease” you dragged out the word. Huffing heavily Damon nodded. “Fine” 

BTS jealous when they see another idol flirting with you

Are you still accepting requests?? BTS being jealous when another famous idol flirts with you at an award show. I hope that’s ok!! Thank you!!🙈



You was Jins guest when he brought you two the awards show so he was very angry when he saw another singer trying to get close to you. They new you two where together so the fact that they still where trying to get close to you made his blood boil. He decided not to step in until he saw him place his hand on your waist which made you visibly uncomfortable. This is when He would step in. He would try to be as polite as possible because of the cameras, bringing up an excuse to take you away from him over to the table with the rest of the bts members. “excuse me but me and y/n have to leave”

Originally posted by vmon


You all would be at the after party when Suga has gone of to get you two some drinks, he turns back around to see  you and anther singer from a different band talking, at first he would be glad that you’ve managed to socialise without him until he sees the member touching your arm and flirting with you. He stares at the guy from the other side of the room giving him death stares. When the guy made eye contact with Suga he immediately cut of the conversation with you and left. Leaving a confused you and a happy Suga as he handed you your champagne wrapping his arm around your shoulder.

Originally posted by mean-suga


He was performing on stage, giving it all he could, pouring his heart out. When he finished his performance he wanted to look out to see you, hoping you would look like a proud girlfriend but was shocked to see another idol sitting infront of you facing you, blocking your view. Although he was a little upset he thought nothing of it until he saw him try to go in and hug you an you push him off. He could tell by this point whatever the idol was saying and doing, you wanted him to go. Feeling helpless all Jimin could do was stand there, he gave Suga, who was on a table next to yours, a look, then looked back in your direction pleading with him to do something. Jimins next performance came on and he tried to keep watch while he was dancing as Suga interrupted you and the idols conversation, bringing you to sit next to him and Rap monster waiting for Jimins performance to be over.

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

Rap Monster:

You and this idol had been talking for some time, it was the after party and you had had a few drinks so mistook his flirting for friendliness and continued talking and giggling with him. Namjoon however knew his intentions and as soon as he saw you and him at the back of the room talking he knew it was time to intervene. Normally he would let it pass, knowing you would usually just walk away from them once you realised their intentions but because of how many drinks you had and your lack of balance Namjoon new you wouldn’t even consider the idea he was flirting with you. He walked straight up to you both “Hey babe, i think you’ve had enough to drink. We should go home, how about we order some pizza?” He would say wrapping a arm around your shoulder pulling you away from the man without even acknowledging his existence.

Originally posted by bangthebae


Jhope would be the most confrontational about it. immediately going up to him. “hey urm what makes you think you can flirt with my girlfriend?” He would say, making the idol very flustered and embarrassed. Hoseok would stay quiet, waiting for an answer “well..?” He would push. This would continue until the Idol walked away feeling very embarrassed or you and another member pushed Jhope away.

Originally posted by hopetaeguk


V wouldn’t notice the idol was flirting with you. He would sense you becoming slightly unconformable and took that as a cue to get you two away from the Idol and somewhere with  the other members. You would tell him later that the idol was flirting when he asked why you seemed so uncomfortable but this would make him confused and upset “why would someone do that?” hed ask and next time he saw the idol he wouldn’t be able to look at him properly

Originally posted by suga-com


He would immediately intervene when he knew what was going on. “y/n! babe you’re beautiful boyfriend is here at last” He’d call walking up to you  giving you a hug. “shall we go get a drink together because were boyfriend and girlfriend?” He’d ask empathising the fact you two where together but also ignoring the idol before walking you two get some more drinks hed turn to the idol and give him a death glare.

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin


I don’t know if this has already been done before but @electricbluepinwheel is in town this weekend and @cephalopod-demigod, @bringmethatvegenaise, and I wanted to celebrate by doing our two favorite things: watching YOI and drinking a lot of wine. SO we came up with these rules:

Take a sip every time:

1.     Someone does a quad jump
2.     Yurio says “HUHHH???” or “EEEEHHH??”
3.     There is gratuitous butt in frame
4.     JJ does the JJ hands
5.     Vicchan makes an appearance
6.     There is a flashback
7.     Victor makes a heart-mouth
8.     Someone speaks in a language that isn’t Japanese (or English if you’re watching dubs) (double-sip bonus points for “Vkusna!”)
9.     Someone takes a picture/selfie
10. Someone is on instagram/social media
11. Chris nuts on the ice
12. Seung Gil doesn’t give a fuck
13. Maccachin is sleeping
14. Yakov is about to pop a forehead vein
15. Yuuri flirts with Victor
16. Yuuri gives someone a hug
17. Someone falls down
18. JJ annoys someone
19. Someone eats katsudon
20. Minako does a ballet pose
21. Somebody is drunk

LET ME KNOW IF YOU GUYS HAVE ANY OTHER RULE IDEAS AND WHAT YOU THINK (although I have a feeling this is already going to get us shitfaced)

If you play it let me know if you got Yuuri-at-the-banquet levels of drunk and if it was any fun!

Originally posted by 97pikapi

Tales of amazing women have guided me along at each important moment in my life.  I devoured Allie Brosh’s stories while trying to make sense of my anxiety, Caroline Knapp kept me company when I quit drinking, and Joan Didion helped me process the death of someone important to me. Now, I keep Lindy West’s and Phoebe Robinson’s books at hand as I determine how to move forward in the Trump era.

Here’s a list of 100 biographies and memoirs of remarkable women.


anonymous asked:

Is there a reason you're naked in my bed logyn

I made it a college AU, but as I’ve never actually been to college/university you’ll have to forgive any errors I’ve made. Sorry.

Just Right

Loki woke with a jolt as a heavy book was dropped by his head. He flailed about for a few moments before getting his bearings.

“What time is it?” he asked the librarian groggily as he rubbed the sleep from his eyes.

“Almost 4am, and you’ve been asleep since three,” the librarian replied tersely, eyeing the drool and empty energy drink cans in distaste. “I think you’re done for the night.”

“No,” Loki muttered, flicking through the books covering the table as he tried to remember where he was up to. “I still need to edit my conclusion and review chapter seven and…”

“You’re done,” the librarian repeated firmly, pulling the library books out of his hands. “Go get some sleep. No doubt you’ve got classes in a few hours.”

Loki’s shoulders slumped in defeat but the librarian didn’t move or stop glaring at him until he started packing up his things. Loki swept his own books into his bag, taking slightly more care with his laptop, and stumbled out of the library. His first class wasn’t until 11am, he realised as he made his way across the quad to his dorm, which meant he could sleep until six, seven at the latest, and then get back to it.

He struggled with the lock on his door until he turned the handle and it opened. Were he remotely capable of cognitive function it would have given him pause, but as it was he simply closed the door behind him, dropped his bag, stripped off his outer layers as he crossed the room to plug in his phone, and then collapsed onto his bed. And he would have been asleep the moment his head hit the pillow if it weren’t for the screaming.

“What the hell!” a female voice shrieked as her flailing limbs shoved Loki off his own bed. He got to his feet on his second try and turned on the light. The voice belonged to a girl with some rather epic bed hair, somewhat familiar to his groggy mind, who was currently covering her modesty with a dark green sheet.

Loki blinked. Slowly.

“Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?” Loki asked once the girl had calmed down and his brain kicked into gear.

“Ummm…” the girl cringed, tightening her grasp on the sheet. “So, funny story.”

“I’ll bet,” Loki mumbled, slumping into his desk chair.

“I live across the hall, and I had gone to take a shower, but when I came back I found that my roommate had locked me out so she could have some quality time with her boyfriend.”


“And your door was open, so I kind of… helped myself?” the girl cringed.

“Can you go back to your own room now?”

“I tried knocking after an hour or so but she’s ignoring me,” the girl huffed irritably.

Loki groaned into his hands, trying to think of a solution but couldn’t get passed how tired he was. He glanced about his room and picked up a reasonably clean longline shirt off his floor.

“Here, Goldilocks. Put that on,” Loki instructed, spinning so his back was to her. “You decent?” he asked when the shuffling stopped.

“Yep,” the voice replied, sounding more chipper than Loki could deal with right now.

“Okay, so here’s the thing… I’m not going to kick you out, but there’s no way in hell I’m sleeping on the floor on my own goddamn room,” Loki advised, even though he knew he could probably sleep standing upright at this point. “So, you can either take the floor or you can share with me. Your choice,” he said, not waiting for an answer before lying down on the edge twin bed.

“It’s Sigyn.”


“My name’s not Goldilocks. It’s Sigyn.”

“Whatever you say, Goldilocks,” Loki smiled into his pillow, which smelt faintly of vanilla and lavender.

The next time Loki woke it was to an incessant beeping, which was only slightly preferably to the loud thud of a book being dropped onto a wooden table.

“What time is it?” a groggy voice in his ear asked.

“Goldilocks?” Loki murmured as their earlier encounter came back to him.

“Sigyn,” the girl corrected with a grumble, burrowing her face against his chest as she tried in vain to reach across him for his phone. “Make it stop,” she whined.

“Alright, alright,” Loki smirked, tentatively placing one arm around her bared shoulders as the other reached for his phone. He went to reset the alarm for 8am but one look at his sleeping companion and he pushed it back to nine. Loki froze as she sighed dreamily against him, her body curling around his.

“Ten forty-five it is,” Loki mumbled happily to himself, forgetting about tests and essay deadlines in favour of the strange and enchanting woman in his arms.

anonymous asked:

Ha, if Riskua and Ace get married / have an actual ceremony (pirate version of course) can you imagine the guest list? Like, the Red Hairs and Whitebeards are this close to getting into a free for all while their captains are having a drinking contest that devolves into a Dad-Off. Someone needs to keep stopping Mihawk and Zoro from deciding to have their next duel at the venue. Sabo's taking blackmail pics of everyone. And then Garp decides to gatecrash cause its his precious grandkids wedding.

It’s the one meeting of the World’s most wanted and the Marines are so twitchy but they can’t do a damn thing about it. Because the Red Hair Pirates and the Whitebeards are bad enough, but the Revolutionaries too? (Dragon’s daughter as adopted via Luffy’s declaration of siblinghood?) The entire Strawhats Armada has turned up, along with their begruding allies. (“Let go of me, Strawhat-ya!” “But Traffy, ‘Skua said to bring a date!” “And you immediately thought of me?!” “And you thought of him?!” “Oh! Hiya, Sabo!” “…good day, Revolutionary-ya.”)

And Mihawk has ferried Shanks’ wifey all the way over the oceans to join in, all the while alternating between giving Ace the evil eye and Zoro a disappointed scowl. Even Boa Hancock is there to see her future sister-in-law beloved Luffy’s sister be married.

Ace’s so nervous he falls asleep three times and Marco has to carry him to the ceremony. Lucky he wakes up just before he’s due to take his place.

Shanks weeps when he sees Riskua in her dress, repeatedly asking if she’s sure about this and it’s not too late to run, that she’s always welcome on the Red Force. Riskua just laughs and wonders how this became her life.

Meanwhile Sanji alternates between balling his eyes out for Riskua who’s about to get hitched suppressing his own experience with weddings and determinedly creating the greatest wedding buffet to ever exist. Only the best for the Strawhats’ Goddess of the Sea. (He also made the cake, which becomes a thing of legend among pirate chefs hundreds of years later)

I know it’s mean but I kind of want Robert to go after Aaron when he has the panic attack and when he grabs him I want Aaron, in a flash of anger and fear, to pummel him only to realise it’s Robert and he’s crying and screaming because Roberts blood is on his hands and Robert just climbs to his knees and holds him and tells him it’s okay, and he’s safe and it’s okay until Aaron calms down. Then they go to the back room and Robert gets him a drink before sitting down with a towel to his nose and Aaron tells him everything that happened to him…

Catching up on the Greys Anatomy I missed last night and when the three sisters are in the break room or attendings lounge or whatever it is, Amelia is drinking green juice!!! And I saw it in her cup and I remember Addison used to always drink it in Private Practice. Like every episode they would be standing in the kitchen talking and Addison would pull out her green juice to drink. And I saw it in Amelia’s hand and got so excited. Like I have this mental image of Amelia drinking it because Addison got her into it. Ugh I miss them together so much!

Originally posted by leaderofthepineapples


we were speeding in
the first few days of spring

everything green and blue
having its moment

pissed off
kind of wanting something
new to happen
but not really

living as hypocrites
minor characters in
a variety show
standing in grocery store lines
cold cuts
planning trips to the
next city over
lame with
that we explain away

and then stopping off at a familiar place for
a drink
and then it helping for a handful of
and then
disappearing into ourselves
and then past ourselves

wilted but brilliant in color
poisoned from the

Dallas Winston Prompt Request - "Smoking is bad for you, ya know."

request: could you do 18 with dally?? xx

18. “Smoking is bad for you, ya know.”

You were hanging around at Buck’s. He was a friend of your brother and he didn’t mind you hanging around. Dallas Winston definitely didn’t mind you hanging around.

You weren’t a smoker, but you’d have a few drinks. So, you mainly found yourself with a drink in your hand and talking to Buck or anyone else who was around.

You moved your hand around in front of your face trying to get the smoke from other people around you out if your face. You knew it was bad for you and you weren’t trying to mess up your body. You eventually just moved away from that area as it seemed to be smoke central.

After a while of walking around downstairs you got bored and went upstairs to find Buck’s dog. You found him sitting outside of Dallas’ room. You figured he was probably downstairs somewhere so you sat down next to the dog and started petting him.

Soon after Dallas came out of his room with an unlit cigarette hanging out of his mouth.

“What’re you doing?” he asked looking down at you.

“What does it look like I’m doing? I’m petting the dog.” you answered looking back up at him.

He shook his head and stepped out of his room, sitting down next to you. He pulls a match and struggles to light it but eventually gets it. He lights the cigarette and takes a drag before speaking.

“Why aren’t you downstairs with Buck?”

You shrug, “I got bored.”

“So you came up here and started petting the damn dog?”

“Yeah. That’s exactly what I did.”

Dallas shrugs, “I guess he’s an alright dog.”

Dallas calls the dog over and it sits down in between the two of you. He lazily pets it as he looks at you.

“So, what’s been going on downstairs, man?”

“The usual.”

He nods and you look at him.

“Smoking is bad for you, ya know.”

“I know.” he answers taking another drag.

“Then why do you smoke?”

“Trying to speed this shit up.” he jokes.

You laugh, “So you’re trying to die faster by smoking?”

“That’s exactly right.” he say, cracking a small smile at you.

“You know Dal, you aren’t as bad as everyone thinks you are. If they’d just get to know you. Like I do and like the Curtis brothers, Two-Bit, Johnny, and Steve do.”

Dallas looks at you with a raised eyebrow.

“You aren’t a bad guy. You’re just a major dumbass.” you smile slightly.

Dallas nods and chuckles slightly, “Gosh, thanks (y/n).”

“Anytime.” You answer with a grin.

All My Idols Ch 17: SM Town

I feel like lots of you were waiting for more EXO moments so here you go!

“Special Delivery!” I yell as I basically bust into the studio. With a whole cake in my arms and a bag of drinks hanging on my arm, I stumble sideways into a what feels like a brick wall. Glancing up I see familiar frog like eyes and a warm smile. “Minho oppa!” I beam at the older man.

“Charlie-ya! I was starting to worry, you said you’d be here thirty minutes ago but security told me you had entered the building when you said you would,” He worries as he takes the things out of my hands and sets them on the floor before coming back to give me a once over.

“Oppa, I’m fine, I just ran into Red Velvet and Girl’s Generation on my way and you know how those girls get.”

“Did I hear my Charlie?” Onew yells as he does the same as me, busting into the practice room caring a massive amount of food.

“Omo! Where is she?” Key rushes past Onew to pull me out of Minho’s arms into a warm hug.

“Hi you guys,” I laugh as Onew almost drops his container of chicken to give me a quick side hug before placing it on the floor with the rest of the food.

“So,” Key gives me an ear to ear grin that makes me nervous.

“So,” I echo.

“About that interview of yours.” I automatically sink to the ground to curl into a ball to hide my face for the on coming teasing. As I expected the boys are giggling like little girls as they poke at me. “Come on Charlie, we are just teasing.”

“Just leave me alone,” I grumble.

“It’s cute, you should have seen Kyungsoo’s reaction to it, it was precious.”

I cover my ears, “I don’t want to hear about it!”

Even with my hands over my ears I can hear Key’s teasing, “Lay was over the moon, he wouldn’t stop bragging to everyone that he is 3rd on your list. What I’m dying to know is who is number 1?”

I groan, “Like I said in the interview, absolutely not.”

“Hyung, leave her alone,” Minho comes to my defense. “Unless you want to eat lunch with a cranky Charlie.” Key pouts and sinks to the floor next to me but says nothing else.

“Thank you oppa.” I sit up.

He pats my head, “Your welcome, now,” He gives me a sly grin, “about your bias list.”

Collapsing back on the ground I let out another groan, “Where is Jonghyun oppa? He isn’t this mean to me.”

“Him and Taemin will be back in a few minutes, you can start eating,” Onew says as he pulls me back up into a sitting position.

“No, I can wait.” I say as I shed my winter jacket and put my boots by the door.

They nod and start talking about some of their chorography, allowing me to zone out. My eyes scan the familiar dance room, the cloud wall that I’ve seen a million times on my computer and now at least a dozen times in real life. Coming to SM has become a common thing in my life after I started becoming friends with Girl’s Generation, helping branch out and become close friends with other SM artists. It has only been a week since my interview with Woobin was released to the public and lets just say, the idols reacted a lot more then the fans. They blew up my phone with questions like, am I alright, who is your number one bias, why wasn’t I on your list, am I your number one bias?

It has been a media storm, so leaving my apartment has not been possible the last week so I’ve been spending a massive amount of time with my big bang oppas, which has been amazing. But all my other friends have been feeling jealous since manager Unni wouldn’t let anyone, other than Ikon, come into the building. So I’m going to be going to each company this next week to make up for lost time, SM being my first stop since Taemin has basically been harassing me to do so.

I’m brought out of my thought by the door busting open yet again, revealing not only a grin Taemin and Jonghyun but a loud group of yelling boys. No, I think, please don’t be who I think it is, please don’t be who I think it is.

Fuck, it is who I think it is. I curl into a ball, not mentally prepared for any of this. In just leggings, an over sized sweatshirt, and tall Christmas socks I’m definitely not dressed to see them. I regret not putting on makeup this morning and not properly doing my hair instead of letting it become a slightly cute crazy mess of curls.

“Who’s hungry?” Jonghyun yells. My face is buried in my arms so I can’t see all of them but their distinct voices echo threw the practice room as they rush in. The footsteps stop a few feet away from me. “What happened?”

“I think we broke her,” Minho laughs.

“Charlie-ya!” A familiar sweet voice calls happily.

“Lay oppa?” I mumble from my tightly curled ball.

“I guess she isn’t broken, now get up,” Taemin comes over to me and pokes at me.

“Go away oppa,” I swat at him blindly, accidently hitting Lay, who had joined Taemin in his teasing. “Lay oppa,” I automatically snap up when I hear his small whine of pain, “I’m so sorry,”

He gives me a dimpled grin, “It’s okay, I’m just teasing,” He chuckles, “It’s nice to see your pretty face.”

“Why don’t you ever apologize when you hit me?” Taemin whines as he plops down next to me.

“Because you deserve it,” I stick my tongue out at him.

“Hello Charlie-ya,” Jonghyun interrupts with a kiss on my cheek that makes me giggle.

“Hi oppa.”

The door closes and I finally look up to finally be face to face with the one and only EXO. Suho is in front with the beagle line on one side and the three youngest members on the other side. My Xiumin is peeking over Suho’s shoulder, our eyes lock and the next thing I know my face is buried in the crook of Taemin’s neck.

“Since when are you this shy?” Taemin teases but doesn’t push me away.

“Is it because one of your biases is in the group?” Minho teases.

“Aw,” Key coos, “Kyungsoo-ya is blushing.”

“Hyung,” The cute owl boy’s honey sweet voice whines, “Stop it.”

“But it’s just so cute,” Key pats my head.

“Is it because your number one bias is in the room?” Lay joins in.

“Oppa!” I whine as I whip around to glare at the innocent looking unicorn.

“You know?” All of shinee yells.

Lay just nods with a smile on his annoyingly handsome face.

“Don’t you dare say who,” I warn.

“Come on Charlie, he would love it.”

“No, no, no.”

Lay huffs, “Fine.”

“Can you stop being a little girl and greet them?” Taemin pokes at me again.

I glare at him as I stand up, bowing I give them a nervous smile, “Hello, I’m Charlie, it’s nice to meet you.” I can’t stand back up from my bow with my heart going a million beats a minute.

“It’s nice to see you again,” Suho comes forward with that warm smile of his, which helps ease my anxiety.

“Hello, I’m Chanyeol,” The tall elf like man comes running forward, pushing poor Suho out of the way. “You are so cute and little!” I find myself laughing at his cute face.

“She knows who we all are so lets eat,” Lay takes me away from them and sits me down on the floor next to Jonghyun. He sits down on my other side as everyone else takes their seats in a circle.

“Lets eat!” Onew declares, we all nod and begin digging in all the food that the boys had carried in. Everyone speaks casually as we eat, laughing and joking around. I’m sand but thankful no one from EXO really tries to talk to me, I don’t think I could handle it, they just make me want to giggle and scream like an idiot.

“Here Charlie, try this,” Taemin holds out some kind of marinated meat to me, which I happily let him feed to me.

“Omo, that’s good,” I smile at him as I reach for more.

“No, Charlie try this,” Lay offers me a pretty chocolate truffle that he insists on feed to me.

“So Charlie,” Suho gives me that smile again, “What are you planning on doing now that you went public?”

“I’m not really sure,” I shrug, “I’m just going to be doing my rounds to the companies for the next few days so I can say hi to everyone.”

“Are we your first stop?” Minho asks from the other side of Lay.

I nod, “Since someone demanded that I stop here first,” I look past Jonghyun to Taemin.

“I didn’t demand it,” Taemin snaps back.

“You sent me like ten texts about how I need to come see you guys as soon as I was able to leave.”

He scoffs, “Don’t exaggerate, I sent you two.”

“What?” I pull out my phone, open the messages, and hold it out for him to see. “See you sent me the first two, and I said I’ll see what I can do, and then you sent me ten more demanding it.” Taemin snatches my phone out of my hand scans it, pouting as he reads it. He hands my back my phone without a word before taking out his own. His eyes snap up to glare at the person to his left, Jongin is sitting there, obviously nervous.

“Kai,” Taemin growls.

“It wasn’t just me!” The tan boy jumps to his feet and points to the pale boy to his left, “It was Sehun’s idea!”

“Don’t blame this on me!” Sehun snaps back, “Chanyeol and Baekhyun hyung suggested we do it from Taemin hyung’s phone.”

Chanyeol is automatic at defending himself, “Kai is the one who had to get Taemin’s phone!”

“You guys texted her off Taemin’s phone?” Lay laughs.

“You guys really sent those?” I stare down at my phone dumbstruck as I read the messages over again.

“Yes,” Seven of the boys echo, staring down at the floor ashamed, Suho just stares at them confused.

“Why would you guys do that?” Jonghyun asks.

“Because Lay hyung kept talking about how cute and nice you are, and now even Suho hyung was able to talk to you, and then you talked about how Kyungsoo and Lay were in your top ten. We just wanted to know why you are avoiding us,” A very puppy like Baekhyun mumbles.

I suddenly feel guilty for avoiding them, “I’m sorry for avoiding you, I’m actually just a really big fan.”

“Aren’t you are fan?” Taemin fakes offense.

“Oh shush oppa,” I swat at him before turning back to EXO, “You guys are the group I had posters of in my room so when I think to about how weird it is to talk and be friendly with you after having those makes me feel really awkward.” I try my best to explain but stop when I see their faces light up.

“Who had posters of us?”

“That’s so cute!” Baekhyun tackles me to the ground, hugging me tightly. I’m too happy to be surprised by his sudden affection. Chanyeol follows suit by jumping on top of him, followed by a very excited Xiumin. But Xiumin can’t balance on top of them others, so he falls to the side, right on top of Jonghyun, right next to me. We both pause for a minute when our eyes lock, those cute cat like eyes get thinner when he gives me that amazing smile. I feel my heart stop when I get the courage to smile back. I thought that would be the best moment in my life, until the door busts open once again to revel more of my oppas.

“I hear our Charlie has come to visit!” Sweet Leeteuk says with a big smile on his face. Some of the others follow in, all stopping and losing their sweet smiles once they see the situation I’m in with two boys lying on top of me.

“Hi oppas,” I say with an awkward smile.

“What are you doing to our Charlie?” Heechul busts threw the group.

“Hyung,” Chanyeol quickly scrambles to his feet, “We can explain.”

Baekhyun just gives them an awkward smile from where he rests in between my legs, “It’s not what you think.”

Kangin glares down at him, “You little…”

mymycorrhizae  asked:

Do you guys like drinking games? I had to play a bunch last night. Here's one: chug a cup of beer till its empty, then flick the cup until it flips upside down, then eat a twizzler candy Lady and the tramp style without using your hands. It ends with a kiss like 90% of the time. I had a lot of fun playing it, you should try it !

(definitely not daydreaming about strolling through the city and shopping with Jackson while sipping on drinks and holding hands in the sun…Nope, not at all)

Bias selfie tag! Tagged by my dear and beautiful @yoongihime 💕 who’s this potato you’re talking about cause i only see a goddess in your selfie tags???

I’m tagging some people I’d love to talk to more if i wasn’t so busy with my assignments: @inktae , @chimdeer , @youmakemebacon , @floralseokjin , @war-of-hormoan , @pantaemonium , @ssconce , @writeiolite , @spellboundsangria , @lunainseoul, @dailydoseofdia

Of course you don’t have to do this, but please tag me if you do! 😊

anonymous asked:

Hey Al! So I know you're probably getting a lot of these but I wanna stop by and say thank you! For making me smile. I know depression can be a pain in the ass first hand and fuck does it suck. But you still matter! People love you! A lot more than you think. You're Con Dad and you make sure your videos make us smile. You make me feel less alone. And as a fellow trans dude, it's nice to see my voice won't always be so high. So take your time drink water and listen to some music. We love you!

My emotionally cut-off ass actually got a little watery eyed reading this lmao. I’m glad I can help you feel a little better. It’s still so unreal that people actually… look up to me? Still haven’t been fully able to grasp that, but apparently it’s the one thing I’m doing right. Thanks, kiddo. 

Jyn Erso: exploding fireworks, shots with friends, beat up combat boots that are practically destroyed but never going to bring replaced, drinking under the stars, hot wiring a car on a dare, skinned dipping at night, winging at exam, drunken chats at 3 am with your best friend, texts in emoji, borrowed shirts, ripped jeans, cat-sly smirks, chortling at attempts at being sexy, scuffed converse, chipped nail polish, no sense of personal space, sharing seats, arms slung over shoulders, chin-tilted-eyes-glinting-staring-you-in-the-eye-defiance, spitfire words thrown at you to cut to the bone, bruised knuckles, rough kisses, whispered apologies to the night

Cassian Andor: leather jackets, stone-still water, cold eyes and face, grease and oil, dirty hands, one favorite coat, loyal forever once you’re proven, whiskey bottles, maps in the glove box, box of bad memories, rare half-smiles, rarer grins, hooded eyes in a smokey bar, piggy-back rides at 2 am, swimming in the ocean at night, smoking on the roof under the stars, campfires and constellations, pet names in another language, scruffy beard and bags under eyes, perfect A+ exam with minimal studying, unreadable eyes staring you down, ice-cold voice tearing open half-healed wounds, bloody lip, calloused hands over smooth skin, teeth on skin, apologizes without speaking

Juliet + Warped Tour

Im pretty sure Juliet wasn’t asked to be on warped tour. Remember a while back when some snake asked her she said, “nope wasn’t asked.”

I went to a couple WT dates that year and let me tell you know people were pissed that she was on the main stage. She got booed a couple times. There’s also video of her forgetting the lyrics/losing her voice/singing terribly off key. The only way she was able to get people to somewhat cheer was when ANDY WALKED ON STAGE!!! You could see it on her face she knew that he was the only thing keeping her on that stage for the rest of the summer.

Performers on the main stage are expected to assist and bring in an audience and during her time, many people would leave to go get something to drink or were on their phones the whole time. Literally only a handful of BVB WEARING TWEENS KNEW HER LYRICS!!!! She was so embarrassed at one of the dates I attended. I even ALMOST felt bad for her. But it’s what she gets trying to jump ahead of herself. You need to experience all stages of being an artist from the struggle to the success. And this bitch just leeched onto Andy’s success hoping to get some fame, but instead it backfired and those in the industry as well as fellow musicians hate the fact that she was given special treatment just because she was Andys hoe.

Im sure after WT execs reviewed who brought in how many people etc and who the crowd gravitated towards were huge contributors to their easy decision to cut her from this years lineup.

Talking to you makes me bump into things

I’m not much for parties -
I get lonely, anxious,
and my poor notebook
sops up the inevitable aftermath.

But when I walked in, she was there
slinging drinks
a practiced pour,
perfected at the wine bar -
deft hands.

I thought, whatever else happens tonight,
showing up has already been
worth the anxiety
because when she saw me,
she smiled.