weasel-in-a-submarine  asked:

I went to Peckham and met David Beckham followed by York where I met Kirsty Wark. In Berwick-upon-Tweed I encountered Lee Mead, then up to Stonehaven where I met John Craven. I didn't go to Filey to meet Gerald Wiley because he's really Ronnie Barker and was abroad in Parker (US). Meanwhile Clare Short was in St Peter's Port and J Edgar Hoover went to Vancouver.


My, that was excellent!