witches panthers

  • tony: i am a very bad person. i am a very very bad person. i am a horrible person.
  • steve:
  • bucky:
  • sam:
  • natasha:
  • wanda:
  • scott:
  • clint:
  • t'challa:
  • rhodey:
  • peter:
  • tony: "no you're not tony, we still love you tony"
Another morning in Wakanda
  • T'Challa: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.
  • Steve: I did. I broke it...
  • T'Challa: No. No, you didn't. Falcon?
  • Sam: Don't look at me. Look at Barnes.
  • Bucky: What?! I didn't break it.
  • Sam: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Bucky: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
  • Sam: Suspicious.
  • Bucky: No, it's not!
  • Clint: If it matters, probably not... Lang was the last one to use it.
  • Scott: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Clint: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Scott: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Hawkeye!
  • Steve: Alright let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, your highness.
  • T'Challa: No. Who broke it?
  • Scott: [whispering] Your highness, Wanda's been awfully quiet…
  • Wanda: Really?!
  • Scott: Yeah, really!
  • [...]
  • T'Challa: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

“This job… we try to save as many people as we can. Sometimes that doesn’t mean everybody.”

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T’Chill

Requested by Anon

Pairings: Steve x f!Reader

Scenario: Steve and Reader are enjoying their alone time until the others show up.

A/N: #StopSteveRogersFromFlirting2016 … Kidding.


Steve has created a chatroom.

Steve has invited Y/N.

Steve: Hi, love. If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d have one dollar. Because you never leave my mind.

Y/N: Hey, Steve. Awwww, that’s so sweet!

Steve: Call me Captain.

Y/N: …Okay, Captain. ;)

Steve: Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

Loki has joined the chat.

Loki: You were doing so well and then you messed it up.

Steve: Were you spying on the chat?!

Loki has added Thor.

Loki: Look at this mortal. Teach him how to seduce a woman.

Y/N: It was a good line, Loki. Leave him alone.

Loki: WHERE IS THE POETRY? SERENADING? Honestly, you mortals have the worst mating rituals.

Thor: But brother, Steve is doing well! Or should I say, Captain?

Loki: NO THOR DON’T CALL HIM THAT!

Y/N: Omg

Steve: Please don’t call me Captain, Thor.

Loki: How can you be so smart at times and then revert to buffoonery?!

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: I was waiting for our dear oblivious Thor to say something stupid.

Steve: YOU TOO?!

Tony: Who taught you to flirt? I am ashamed… To call you CAPTAIN of this team.

Y/N: help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up

Nat has joined the chat.

Nat: Why is Y/N lying on the floor and laughing, although the laughing sounds like she’s dying?

Nat: HOW CUTE!

Loki: It’s disgusting!

Nat: I’ve never seen Steve flirt before, it’s adorable! Who knew our CAPTAIN was such a charmer?

Steve: Someone put me out of my misery.

Tony: I can arrange that.

Loki: I can arrange that.

Tony: I SAID IT FIRST

Loki: JUST BECAUSE YOU TYPE FASTER THAN ME DOES NOT MEAN I DIDN’T THINK IT FIRST!

Thor: How come everyone may call Steve Captain but me?

Nat: It’s so rare to see Steve and Y/N flirt. Now I know why though. It’s adorable, the two of you, but the appendix line is just…

Y/N: Okay, everyone leave my boyfriend alone. It was a cute line :)

Loki: WHAT DARK SORCERY HAVE YOU CAST UPON Y/N, STEVE?

Thor: BROTHER, IS SHE CURSED? SAVE HER!

Loki: Shut up, Thor.

Nat has added Bucky, Sam, Clint.

Nat: Look at how cute Steve and Y/N are!

Bucky: STEVEN GRANT ROGERS.

Steve: Here we go…

Bucky: I AM PROUD OF YOU, FLIRTING AND ALL!

Steve: Oh. Thanks?

Sam: WTF STEVE WE CALL YOU CAPTAIN ON MISSIONS

Clint: Ignoring what Sam just pointed out, that is sweet!

Clint has added Pietro, Wanda.

Steve: Please stop adding everyone.

Clint has added Bruce, Vision.

Steve: STOP, PLEASE

Clint has added T’Challa, Scott.

Steve: DAMMIT CLINT!

Clint has added Peter.

Steve: What have I done to deserve this?

Pietro: CAP IN THE STREETS, CAPTAIN IN THE SHEETS!

Scott: Could I get that on a shirt?

Y/N: No.

Scott: As a gift for the CAPTAIN.

Steve: No.

Wanda: You and Y/N should flirt more in public! Don’t hide your relationship from us! It is sooooo sweet!

Pietro: Right… Sweet. That’s putting it mildly.

Peter: Well I for one would think of my significant other a million + times.

Tony: Why?

Peter: Money.

Tony: Right, I forget that not everyone is a billionaire like me.

Bruce: This is too good to be true.

Steve: Will I ever hear the end of this?

Bruce: Never.

Loki: I have “screenshotted” this. We will never let you live this down.

Vision: I am surprised, Steve. One should keep their personal life out of the field. This is highly inappropriate of you.

Y/N: You’re just mad cause you’ve called him captain before.

Vision: Yes. I feel… Words cannot express my mortification.

Steve: Your mortification? THINK ABOUT HOW I FEEL

Peter: Hey Bruce can you help me with a project I’m working on?

Bruce: Sure.

Peter: Thanks.

Peter has left the chat.

Bruce has left the chat.

Tony: Excuse me… Why didn’t he ask me?!

Y/N: Because Bruce doesn’t flirt with his aunt.

Tony: I WILL HELP WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT.

Tony has left the chat.

Steve: Nat, can you please make sure Tony doesn’t anger Bruce?

Nat: No. Scott, you go.

Scott: What? Why me?

Nat: It is a vital part of your training. The next stage. I think you’re ready.

Scott: Oh. Okay then. I’ll do my very best!

Scott has left the chat.

Nat: So gullible.

Clint: Everyone has commented except for T’Challa.

T’Challa: That’s because I’m both disgusted and amazed at the cuteness of Y/N and Steve at the same time.

Sam: YOU’VE CALLED HIM CAPTAIN THOUGH, REMEMBER WHEN YOU TRIED TO MURDER BUCKY

Sam: It’s a shame you didn’t though

T’Challa: So? There is a clear difference, when Y/N says it and when we say it.

Sam: How are you so calm?

Bucky: HE’S SO T’CHILL. SAM YOU SHOULD LEARN FROM T’CHALLA, YOU T’CHICKEN.

Sam: Fight him.

T’Challa: Tag team?

Sam: I’ll get my wings.

Bucky: No guys wait

Bucky: I was joking

Bucky has been disconnected.

T’Challa has left the chat.

Sam has left the chat.

Y/N: Mmmm watcha saaaay

Y/N: Steve, go save him.

Steve: But we have plans! It’s movie night!

Y/N: Our plans can wait.

Steve: I’ll miss you. Do I have to?

Y/N:  Your pal. Your buddy. Your Bucky.

Steve: You have convinced me. I’ll bring back some chocolate. I love you!

Y/N: I love you too!

Steve has left the chat.

Pietro: Is it possible to get diabetes from witnessing something so cute?

Clint: Is it possible for you to even feel emotions?

Pietro has left the chat.

Clint: AND NOW I’M THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. THANKS, PIETRO.

Clint has left the chat.

Loki: Well, I guess it just leaves me and you ladies.

Thor: I am still here, brother.

Loki: Is it so hard… To just have one thing in my favor?

Vision: I am also still present.

Nat: Well, Loki is creepy so I’m going to go. Bye.

Nat has left the chat.

Wanda: Yeah.

Wanda has left the chat.

Y/N: I should lab sit for Tony… I’m totally not going to go mess with his stuff since he’s gone.

Loki: Perhaps I can join you? Lab sitting requires two people and I’m definitely not going to mess with his stuff as well.

Y/N: I would need help… for the lab sitting. We are both innocent. We would never prank him.

Loki: Of course. Why would we do that?

Y/N has left the chat.

Loki has left the chat.

Thor: Did…

Thor: Hold on…

Thor: Did my brother and Y/N just become close friends?

Vision: They always were. I even helped them swap Mjolnir with a fake.

Vision has left the chat.

Thor: IT’S A FAKE? I HAVE BEEN MOURNING FOR TEN DAYS OVER THE LOSS OF MJOLNIR! DAMN YOU, LOKI! But not Lady Y/N, she is too kind and is obviously under the bad influence of my brother.

Thor has left the chat.

How The Avengers Turn You On

Bucky

Originally posted by sebastianstahp

He’ll wait until you guys are with the others and discreetly tease you with his fingers.

Clint

Originally posted by seaquell

He’ll blow in your ear to get your attention and then when you turn, captures you in a kiss

Thor

Originally posted by kanapetoltelek

He doesn’t have to do much. He knows the second he undresses himself, you can’t keep your hands off him. 

Tony

Originally posted by overherewehave

He gives you that look that reveals that he’s clearly undressing you with his eyes and likes what he sees

T’Challa

Originally posted by allthingsblackwidowed

He looks at you dreamily and you already have a hunch of what he’s thinking about ;)

Bruce

Originally posted by unmonstruo

He doesn’t even mean to. He just will lay in bed shirtless and reading and is genuinely surprised that you’re turned on by it.

Steve

Originally posted by sensualkisses

You’re turned on by him kissing your back after him massaging it.

Pietro

Originally posted by weheartaaron

The look he gives you is almost predatory. 

Natasha

Originally posted by alinbalin

She will  tease you in the most obvious ways possible

Sam

Originally posted by animegirl2800

He’ll look at you while doing inappropriate gestures

Wanda

Originally posted by frankvcastle

She’s an extremely awkward flirt but that’s one of the many things you love about her

I was thinking about the Sokovia Accords and Team Cap and realized something.

Signing the Accords essentially signed away the Avengers’ right to chose where they want/need to go to help, and will only be allowed to go where the government allows them. Of course, Steve is against this, considering his very sketch past with the government, but it goes farther than that, for several members of the team.

Tony claims that when he realizes his weapons/inventions are used for bad, he shuts it down. That’s because Tony is the producers of these weapons, the manufacturer. He isn’t the weapon, he just makes them. But that isn’t the case for Steve, Wanda and Bucky.

These three, all Team Cap, were created for the sole purpose to be a weapon. Steve was supposed to be the first of a whole army of Super Soldiers, weapons used to end the war. Wanda was created by HYDRA to be a weapon against the Avengers and anyone who stood in HYDRA’s way. Bucky was created to be an assassin, “the fist of HYDRA”. They only have their abilities because they were meant to be used against another cause.

But when Steve and Wanda joined the Avengers, they were in control. They weren’t being used by anyone, they were just doing it because the people needed it. Because someone needed to be the hero in the new, scary world that Earth had been introduced to the second Thor landed. They did it because they WANTED to, because they felt like that’s the least they could do with their abilities.

And the Accords come along, and take that away from them. Signing it would not only take away Steve and Wanda’s right to chose, but it would turn them back into a weapon. It would make them feel like that they aren’t even a person, just a weapon the government could use, and that’s the exact opposite of what they want.

So I could understand why Tony doesn’t see that. It’s because he never was a weapon, he was the person who made them. But Wanda, Steve and Bucky were all weapons, and they never want to go back to that again. And that explains why Wanda didn’t just chose Team Cap because of her loyalties to Steve, but because she never wanted to be a weapon again.