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Another morning in Wakanda
  • T'Challa: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.
  • Steve: I did. I broke it...
  • T'Challa: No. No, you didn't. Falcon?
  • Sam: Don't look at me. Look at Barnes.
  • Bucky: What?! I didn't break it.
  • Sam: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Bucky: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
  • Sam: Suspicious.
  • Bucky: No, it's not!
  • Clint: If it matters, probably not... Lang was the last one to use it.
  • Scott: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Clint: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Scott: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Hawkeye!
  • Steve: Alright let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, your highness.
  • T'Challa: No. Who broke it?
  • Scott: [whispering] Your highness, Wanda's been awfully quiet…
  • Wanda: Really?!
  • Scott: Yeah, really!
  • [...]
  • T'Challa: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Hidden Altars

If you are a witch who wants a really cool altar, but at the same time due to parents, apartment or dorm policies, or whatever else an altar is a huge no no, look no farther! (Actually, you can look forward if you want and this isn’t what you wanted, oh well.) I’m in the same boat. My parents know I am not Christian, but not about my Paganism due to their fear of it due to their religious beliefs. So, here are some ideas based on my experience:

1. If you have a DESK, use that as an altar! Obvious I know, but hear me out. You can claim to like rocks and rock collecting if you have crystals, and may be able to leave any crystals you own out, but anything else can be scattered and hidden around your desk. (For Example, I have my grimoire wedged between two school journals, and my tarot decks in a box in a hidden shelf on my desk). When it’s daytime or your parents are nearby, have the desk cleaned and looking like a regular desk, then when the time is right turn it witchy.

2. STATUES are a bit more tricky, especially since I only have an owl one and that’s easy to pass off. But, I’d say look for ‘statues’ that have multiple uses (scent warmers, oil diffusers, incense holders). Although, if your parents or whoever would still freak, use a small cardboard cutout that has a picture of a statue instead so that you can hide it easily when not in use!

3. ATHAMES. This is one where there isn’t too much compromise. I have not found a way to hide some fancy dagger/sword/knife. Instead, buy a letter opener, or maybe even a pocket knife if allowed by parents. My Athame is a letter opener made of marble.

4. CHALICES. This can either be really easy or really hard. If the chalice you have/want has pentacles and such all over it, hiding it would be best and just hope it doesn’t get broken or found. If the cup is fancy, but has no pentacles, set it on your altar space, throw some candy in it or keys, and claim it to be a key dish or candy dish, and that it was on sale so you got it.

Sorry for the terrible format, I’m on mobile.

Originally posted by modernwitchesdaily

  • *the door opens with a bang*
  • Vision: Miss Maximoff. I have struggled in vain and I can bear it no longer. These past months have been a torment. I came to Wakanda with the single object of seeing you... I had to see you. I have fought against my better judgment, Mr. Stark's expectations, the government, our differences and the circumstances that separate us. All these things I am willing to put aside and ask you to end my agony.
  • Clint: ...
  • Sam: ...
  • Steve: ...
  • T'Challa: ...
  • Scott: ...
  • Wanda: ...
  • Wanda: Vision, have you been reading Pride and Prejuice AGAIN?
  • Vision: ...
  • Vision: I've been making research...