• <what she says> im fine
  • <what she means> Turnip Head really got screwed over in Howl’s Moving Castle. He was there for Sophie from the very beginning- he found a place for her to stay, he tried to comfort her when she was sad, he helped with the chores, he SPLIT HIS FUCKING POLE IN HALF to save everyone, and what did he get in return??? Nothing. He admitted that he was in love with Sophie, and she promptly turned around and confessed her love for Howl right in front of him. Howl, who whined like a little bitch the whole movie and threw tantrums because he didn’t like his hair color and yelled at Sophie because he had a problem with the way she cleaned. What the fuck.
the signs as Howl's Moving Castle characters
  • Aries: King of Ingary
  • Taurus: Prince Justin
  • Gemini: Lettie
  • Cancer: Calcifer
  • Leo: Madame Suliman
  • Virgo: Honey
  • Libra: Heen
  • Scorpio: Turnip Head
  • Sagittarius: Howl
  • Capricorn: Markl
  • Aquarius: Sophie
  • Pisces: Witch of the Waste
Imagine when chaol finally comes back from the southern continent
  • Chaol: who's that guy with the army?
  • Aedion: the Prince of Wendyln
  • Chaol: okay... what about that girl with the red hair?
  • Rowan: queen of the wastes
  • Chaol: ... is that a witch coven?
  • Dorian: yes
  • Chaol: and an army of silent assassins??
  • Lysandra: yep
  • Chaol: Nevermind, where's Aelin? I'm sure she can explain
  • Gavriel and Lorcan: ...

these two are legit couple goals <3

I felt like doodling some Witch of the Waste.

I have a lot of headcanons for the Witch of the Waste. Sometimes she’s a powerful, fashion minded sassy witch always helping her friends become elevated in society until she becomes completely consumed with winning Howl’s heart and other times she’s a very young but promising student that Howl takes on a whirlwind romance and then quickly leaves her according to his selfish little whims, leaving her out for revenge and his heart.

Either way she’s a fashionable lady.

To Kill a Witch

Everybody knew how to kill a witch, but nobody had ever told James how to ask one for a favour.“ 

A James and Lily AU in which Lily is a witch, James is the only son of a wealthy trader, and Tom Riddle is leading the Witch Hunters in a righteous crusade.

the first four chapters are available to read on ff.net and ao3