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The Signs Before Finals

Aries: “Fuck it. No stupid score defines me.” *cries*
Taurus: “Wait, we had finals today?”
Gemini: “JESUS I DONT KNOW ANYTHING” *knows everything*
Cancer: *hyperventilating*
Leo: “I’m totally gonna ace this thing.” *sees first question* “Oh fuck.”
Virgo: “Don’t worry you guys. You’ll feel better when you see my score.”
Libra: “Oh no! I would have taken my exam, but it appears I’ve got the plague!”
Scorpio: “Psst. Can I copy your answers during the exam?”
Sagittarius: “Will somebody help me pass???”
Capricorn: *patiently sits for their test*
Aquarius: *gets kicked out for being disruptive*
Pisces: *crying in the corner*

ATTENTION TO ALL MEMBERS IN WASHINGTON COUNTY, TEXAS

TAKE IMMEDIATE SHELTER AS OF RIGHT NOW. A HURRICANE AND A FLASH FLOOD ARE SPREADING. THE HURRICANE IS MOVING AT FORTY MILES PER HOUR IN THE DIRECTION OF BRENHAM, TEXAS. THE WIND IT BLOWING AT EXTREME RATES. IT WILL BE ON TILL TWO AM. ALL THE WAY TO SAN ANTONIO. IT IS HUUGE. STAY INSIDE. STAY IN THE BATHROOM. THIS IS EXTREME. BE CAREFUL. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE THIS. THIS STORM IS TERRIFYING- ITS ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS OUTSIDE AND THE HURRICANE ISNT EVEN HERE. PLEASE BOOST THIS. I DONT WANT ANYONE TO DIE

How love can...Hurt

Did you ever fall for someone you know you shouldn’t?
Try hard to fight your feelings, but you just couldn’t?
You fall deeper with each passing day,
But try to hide it in every possible way.
She’s only a friend, and nothing else–
That’s the lie you keeping telling yourself.
You keep on saying She’s just a bud,
But deep inside, you’re falling in love.
You get so giddy when you meet her eyes,
But keep reminding yourself it isn’t right.
A simple glance turns into a stare,
But you pretend that you don’t care.
It’s “not right” for you two to be.
Is that why you hide it so no one can see?
But how long will you pretend?
Keep lying that She’s just a friend?
Perhaps your feelings you can never show.
Perhaps it’s “wrong” for her to know.
Your friendship can’t be risked over this,
So being her man is an impossible wish…