wish this wasn't true

Me: (Has two 10+ papers due tomorrow)

Also me: *Scrolls through Shawn’s tag on tumblr, watches every video he’s in on youtube, listens to every song he’s ever sung on spotify*

Also me: *Simultaneously hates him for being so distracting and loves him for existing at the same time*

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Paul Bernardo’s written statement to police about the night Tammy Homolka died:

“I am twenty-six years of age and reside at 21 Sir Raymond Drive, West Hill, Scarborough, Ontario with my parents. I have been dating Karla Homolka for the past three years and am currently engaged to her.

On Sunday, the twenty-third of December, 1990, I was visiting at the Homolka home. I visit there every weekend. Karla and I had been over at the river about 3-4 hours on Sunday afternoon. We returned home at approximately 6:30-7:00PM and had supper. After supper was finished we sat around and talked for a while.

Mr. and Mrs. Homolka went down to the rec room. Karla, Lori, Tammy, and I stayed up in the living room and watched TV. We watched a movie that we had rented. While we watched the movie, Karla, Tammy, and I had some drinks. I had one or two caesars, maybe a rye and coke, and a rusty nail, which is scotch and drambuie.

Karla and Tammy were drinking pina-coladas and strawberry daiquiries. Tammy had a couple drinks of my rusty nail. We also opened a bottle of champagne, I don’t know how much Karla or Tammy drank of the champagne. I think I had a half a glass.

Around 11:00pm, Mr. and Mrs. Homolka came upstairs and went to bed. At this time, we went downstairs to the rec room and continued watching the movie. I was sitting on one couch with Karla and Tammy was on the other by herself. Sometime I fell asleep.

I was awakened and Tammy was choking. She was lying on her back with her head toward the Christmas tree. She was choking and vomiting. I tried to pick her up off the couch, but I was not too successful. I got her off onto the floor and administered mouth to mouth resuscitation 2 or 3 times.

I tried to pick her up and I moved her into Karla’s bedroom on the floor and continued trying mouth to mouth resuscitation till the fire department arrived. I asked the fireman if he could continue mouth to mouth and he said yes.”


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I was gonna talk to him, and get some answers of my own.
You can’t. You cannot talk to him.

  • Me: *takes a deep breath*
  • Me: I lo-
  • Everyone else: Yes, you love Deere, we know, you love Deere so much, he's the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love Deere, we KNOW, you love Deere you fucking love Deere ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE DEERE FROM FIRE EMBLEM FATES. WE GET IT.