wish i was on vacation as well

hilaryduff: I am posting this on behalf of young girls, women, and mothers of all ages. I’m enjoying a vacation with my son after a long season of shooting and being away from him for weeks at a time over those months. Since websites and magazines love to share ‘celeb flaws’ - well I have them! My body has given me the greatest gift of my life: Luca, 5 years ago. I’m turning 30 in September and my body is healthy and gets me where I need to go. Ladies, lets be proud of what we’ve got and stop wasting precious time in the day wishing we were different, better, and unflawed. You guys (you know who you are!) already know how to ruin a good time, and now you are body shamers as well. #kissmyass 😛✌🏻

today was my high school graduation yaayy…

anyway I’d like to personally thank you people who have wished good luck and congratulations and also have a shout out to those people who have been stuck with me since I started 4th year and have been dealing with my school related rants for the past year

also my cap did fall off during the march and I was the freaking one in front of my section

Spatial Pursuit

Crack fic for this humans-are-space-orcs bandwagon:

“R’Xniir…are you aware that you have been purple for the past three sol rotations? It is unseemly for a Glortarn of your age.”

“I cannot control that aspect of my physiology, as you well know, Lix’tt. There have been, unexpected, stimuli in the environment of late.”

“No. I do not accept this, R’Xniir! You swore upon our brood-bearer’s stripes that you would cease entertaining these unnatural urges of yours.”

“I have tried, but our genitalia are compatible, Lix’tt!”

“Hey! How’ve you been, buddy? It’s been ages since we’ve caught up.”

R’Xniir turned a soft, luminescent fuschia beneath his personal markings as Tormund-of-Georgia embraced him, grasping his mating nerve clusters firmly in his own dextrous phalanges. Tormund was outgoing, bipedal as R’Xniir was, and fascinatingly monochromatic. Where R’Xniir’s outermost organ was hard and soft by turns, Tormund had firm muscle covered entirely with a completely soft membrane; tender, easily punctured and burned and torn, porous, yet wonderfully flexible.

He was drawn from his thoughts by Tormund’s relatively uniform extremities moving rapidly before his four, mirrored eyes.

“I lost you for a minute there. Everything alright, Rex?”

“I am well, Tormund. It is only that this past cycle has been particularly stressful.”

“That’s rough. You want to grab a beer-or whatever the equivalent is here on SxF.432-after my shift? We can get a little buzzed, bitch about work, maybe catch up a bit? I’ve missed our chats at work, ever since you were transferred to engine 4.”

“Am I to understand that you wish to become recreationally inebriated with myself to discuss work, after we have purposely vacated our place of employ?”

“That’s about the way of it.”

“I have no other engagements this sol. How many par-sol must elapse before you may leave?”

“One? Depends on how much the intern ‘fixed’ today.”

“Lix’tt, dearest of my clutch-mates…”

“If you are here to discuss your abnormal attraction to our human crewmate, I will personally ensure that your entire cache of courting tokens find new homes in the hands of the triad from PX.4.”

“And if I was to inquire on Tormund’s possible attraction to myself?”

“You are an unsavory abomination to our kind. Come in, seat yourself. When did you last interact with our Glortarn corrupting crew-mate?”

“R’Xniir, while I am reluctantly impressed that your pursuit is progressing as planned, I must inform you that this is the only boon I will grant you. It is your duty to introduce him to our other clutch-mates and sires.”

“Lix’tt. Often I contemplate where it is that your cruelty stems, and then it occurs to me that you have not experienced intercourse for two and twenty cycles.”

“Do you not have a job to see to, on the other side of this thrice-damned ship, you ungrateful reprobate?”

Many a cycle had elapsed since R’Xniir’s illuminating discussion with Lix’tt. He had carefully planned every interaction with Tormund, who had reacted favorably to R’Xniir’s demands upon his time. Tormund had taken to initiating personal contact frequently, often appearing to do so without prior thought. The sol had come. R’Xniir would make known his suit for rights to Tormund, exclusively.

“Thanks, Rex! I’ve been eyeing this for a while! How’d you get the size right?”

There was no torment in all of the nine realms of his native world that would force R’Xniir to admit to the cycles he had spent memorizing and analyzing and cataloguing every square inch of Tormund’s smooth, supple outer casing. Even if the information gathered was instrumental in acquiring the measurements for his potential mate’s new exo-suit, painted in a fashion after his own pattern of luminescent markings. No, Tormund did not need that information.

“Seriously, though, I know how much a custom suit runs these sol. Thanks, Rex. Anything you need, want, name it.”

“I do not understand. I was under the impression that companions did not require payment for gifts. I find myself to be offended. Am I not a close companion of yours, Tormund-of-Georgia?!”

“Of course you are, R’Xniir! It’s just that, usually, gifts of this calibre  are exchanged between partners, of a romantic sort.”

At this particular statement, Tormund flushed a lovely shade of red. It was no purple, but R’Xniir was not stupid. He had a chance, Tormund had accepted, he was pleased. R’Xniir’s matching flesh flared brightly in response, smug when Tormund’s attention was drawn. Was held by the vibrant display.

“I desire to be partnered with you, Tormund. I desire to please you and gift you with all that you yearn for. I desire to support you in all of your endeavors.I desire to delight in your triumphs, openly and intimately. Will you accept?”

“Well fuck me sideways.”

“Was that a yes, Tormund?”

“Definitely. But, can I play with my shiny new suit before  we get to the fun part?”

“I am disinclined to discourage you from donning my colors, Tormund-mine.”

“You smooth son-of-a-bitch.”


You don’t know about the meaning of strong bonds until you’ve seen two people communicate without spoken words..

The Confession

Good news: I’m on summer vacation now :)
Well, technically I’m still in school, but I don’t have to come in for any finals!
Hopefully I can write more this summer, but that’s a bit of wishful thinking

Title: The Confession
Pairing: Julian Albert x reader x Barry Allen
Summary: Barry confesses his feelings for you with your boyfriend, Julian, as an unintentional witness
Word Count: 1,460
Warnings: Lots of swearing, references to sex, food mention, an unfortunate cliffhanger
Notes: Maybe hoping for a part 2? Let me know if you guys would like one! 

Your name: submit What is this?

            "I’ll be home soon,“ Julian said through the phone. "See you then, babe.”

           The click on the other end signified the end of your conversation, and you smiled in excitement. Everything was prepared for your movie night date, including popcorn, hot cocoa, and blankets. You were so excited to have Julian — and just Julian — for a night.

           There’s a knock on your door and you immediately spring up to answer. You’re surprised that Julian arrived so quickly, but when you open the door, you realize it’s not Julian at all.

           "Barry?“ you greeted in surprise.

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Bently: Wait!! Is that a fish market?

Levi: Oh gross, I don’t see how you eat that stuff.

Bently: You seriously have no idea what you’re missing out on, desert boy.

Levi: WE DON’T HAVE OCEANS NEAR THE DESERT. Fish are not supposed to be eaten. They smell and taste like death and are sharp and pointy in all the wrong places and–

Bently: Well I’M going to go check out the selection. Get moving!


Proprietor: Hello! Welcome to our stand! We’ve got a varied selection of fresh catches from around the bay area. Are you locals or just visiting?

Bently: We’re here on vacation, but I’d love to take a look at what you’ve got!

Proprietor: Of course! Feel free to browse!

Bently: Man, I wish we could get fish like this back at home for the restaurant.

Levi: We do get fish like this! I would know because you make me prep it regardless of my disdain.

Bently: Maybe eternal fish prepping will be my payback for your little Lighthouse stunt. Hehe >:D

Levi: You’re pure evil, you know that?

Bently: Likewise :).


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Shared Spaces




“You’re kidding.”

“Wish I was, bro. But your vessel is faltering. Fading. Disintegrating. Falling apart. Collapsing.”

Lucifer scowled at his brother. “Thank you, Mr. Thesaurus.”

“Look, Dad wants to fix it. He does, after all, have a soft spot for you. But in order to do so, you’ll have to…”



“Vacate.” The word felt strange in Lucifer’s mouth. “So, what, I’ll be kept in a jar while Daddy tinkers on my vessel?”

“Well, that is an option. But I would suggest finding another vessel.”

“Right. Because I just have people lining up to let me invade their bodies.”

Gabriel crossed his arms. “Look… I know this is a weird situation, but I know of a vessel.”


“You know how we, as archangels, need special people to be our vessels?”

“Who is it?”

“And you know how we found the Winchesters and you were originally supposed to use Sam but then that whole thing happened and now he kind of hates you?”



Lucifer was shocked into silence. “What?”

“Y/N. She’d be perfect.”

“You want me to use the Winchesters’ little sister as my new vessel?”

“The Winchesters are the best vessels we can find.”

Lucifer was quiet, weighing the options.

“Come on, Luce. If you don’t… I don’t know how much time you have.”

“She’ll never go for it.”

“Of course she will. She’s a nice girl and she likes you.”

Lucifer tried to not let his brother’s words get to him. “Her brothers will never let her.”

“They won’t have to know.”

Lucifer rolled his eyes. “Seriously? Two of the best hunters won’t know that their little sister is a vessel for an archangel who HAPPENED TO USE ONE OF THEM BEFORE?”

“Calm down, Luce. You’ll break your vessel even quicker.”


“So… how’s everything?”

“Well, I’m currently shoved into a corner of my own body so an archangel doesn’t lose his own vessel.”

“I’m sorry,” Lucifer said. “I… I didn’t mean to put you out.”

“No, it’s okay. It’s just… weird.”

“Gabriel said it should only be a week or so….”

“It’s fine, Lucifer.”

The two of you sat in your room… or rather, your body sat there physically while you and Lucifer shared the internal area.

“At least your brothers don’t seem to notice anything,” Lucifer said.

“They’re dimwits, to be sure. But it’s only been one day. They’ll sniff something out.”

“What do you think will happen when they find out?”

“They’ll probably be mad. Dean will probably punch the wall. Sam will yell. They’ll try to cast you out, but they can’t because it’s my ultimate decision. Dean will go off to drink, Sam will hit the books, trying to find a way around that.” You sighed. “This bunker will turn into a war zone.”

Lucifer was quiet for a few moments. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to cause such a problem.”

He felt you smile. “It’s okay, really. I’m happy to help.”


“Well, you’re my favorite archangel. I’d like to consider you my friend.”

“I’m… your favorite?”

You gave a nervous laugh. “Did I say that?”

“Well… if it makes you feel better, you’re my favorite Winchester.”

I work at a wellness clinic where people basically come for 3-6 weeks for either orthopedic or psychological reasons. The whole stay, including housing, food, courses, medical attendance and even traveling costs are usually covered by insurance, meaning this doesn’t cost them a penny and they pretty much get somewhat of a free vacation.

People are even allowed to bring their kids if they wish. Having worked at this clinic for 3 years, I’d have a lot of stories to tell, but this post in particular is about the moms who stay with their kids.

Let me just tell you, they are the WORST kind of patient because they always think they have some kind of special privilege over the others and deserve to get whatever they want. But this isn’t even about that.

Now, because our boss is usually very nice and generous to the patients, moms and kids have the option of getting free bottles of juice from the kitchen upon request, so that the kids will have something other than water to drink during the day (we all know how picky kids can be). Usually no prob.

But then from time to time we get those that abuse this system with no shame.

We get kids sent to us asking for 3 bottles of juice, 3 times a day. Sometimes, when they’re siblings, they’ll send one kid first and then the other, thinking we won’t notice. No one can drink that much juice in a day!! So when it gets /too/ fishy, we sometimes inquire (nicely) asking things like “wow, you must be really thirsty!!” - And kids being kids, they’re more truthful than adults. Some of the “best” exchanges so far:

me: “can you even drink all this juice?”
kid: “no, we have a big box in our car where we put all of it to take home!!”

me: “wow, you need a new bottle already? You love juice, huh?”
kid: “Yeah, daddy [who visited over the weekend] took all of the other bottles home already, so we need new ones!”

And today we got a kid coming up to us THREE times within 5 minutes, first asking for juice for himself, then the other two asking if he could get another bottle for “another person” (his exact words). Upon asking who that person was and why they couldn’t come get it themselves if they were a patient here, he muttered something about “the mom in a wheelchair” - there is no mother in a wheelchair in our clinic at this time.

It’s really annoying not only to see people being this greedy, but also sending their kids to do the dirty work for them, knowing we don’t want to upset the little ones by accusing them of stuff. It’s nice of the clinic to give them the option of free juice in the first place, don’t be an asshole and use it to stock up your own pantry at home.

October 1, 1897

My dear Jacky:-

You will probably sigh and say “Well I thought I was rid of that girl for once and all.” I’m awfully sorry for you but you are not rid of me yet and as long as you write or think in that foolish way, you won’t be.

I simply cannot understand you on why our writing is nonsense.You certainly do not have to write to me 52 weeks in the year and don’t do it, nor do I, though I should like to muchly.

As for my jollying you, you know that is not true and as for my “liking you a heap” that is true, and why shouldn’t I, pray tell? Hasn’t a girl a right to like her cousin without his taking it as a personal insult?

As for spending my time on some other boy, I certainly don’t wish to do that yet and if I did couldn’t I spend some of it on you, my child?

Just think it over and try to see it the way I do, though if my letters really do you harm or lose you please tell me at once.

It doesn’t seem possible that a week has passed, ten days it is, since papa brought me to school.

Lidie Edwards and the two Margarets are back so I have my three best friends for roommates and am happy for that.

We had until yesterday a new girl, Mattie Havemeyer of New York. We couldn’t stand her & I guess she returned the compliment for she is rooming alone now.

The Senior Class was formed Thursday and we have a fine girl for president. Peg is secretary and I don’t envy her.

Between Psychology, Logic & Chemistry my brain is positively breaking & when I think I shall be here until Xmas I nearly go crazy.

I guess I can surely come to Yale for the Prom of which I am awfully glad.
Perhaps we will be in Portville all Christmas vacation at Grandma’s though nothing is settled yet. Perhaps you won’t wish to come home if that is the case. [ink is very smudged]

Excuse this blot but a bee scared me just then.

Do you remember those kodaks of you, Bert & Will which I took? Well they are good also of the pic-nicers and I would send you some only you would probably give them to “ma.”

Bert wrote me a nice letter last week and I answered it. (Good girl.)

I am awfully glad you like your surroundings & hope the smokers will soon find out how offensive smoke is to you.

If I dared I would make you a tobacco pouch but would be killed if Mother or Aunt G. found it out.

Now don’t forget

P.S. This is not written on the spur of the moment for I have been thinking about it all week. Now don’t [several heavily crossed out words] much, dear.

[Only a few (10 or so) of Rachel’s letters are addressed to her cousin Jack, but from those letters it seems the two of them had an amazingly snotty and sarcastic sibling-like relationship so I thought I’d share one with you.

There are a few different reasons I’ve come across as to why there are so few letters from Rachel to Jack, but the main one seems to have been that Jack just really hated writing letters.]

It’s You - VI


SUMMARY: It’s been 2 years since Sebastian’s fiancé died and his friends and family have been telling him to move on because that’s what’s best for him. Then, one day he suddenly bumps into you and theres an instant connection.


AUTHOR’S NOTE: ohhhhhh my goooodddddddddd HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OLD AND NEW FOLLOWERS OF THIS STORY. i know it’s been forever but i hit a bump in the road and didn’t want to ask for help because my pride is way too big for that. ANYWAY it’s finally here. i don’t know when the next one will be up but i’m working on it. i was inspired by rereading it all over again. lol


you - bold

sebastian - italic


Work is dead.

Isn’t that bad luck?

No. it’s the Q word. or the S word.

I need more than the first letter.

Can’t tell ya. Look it up.

Ah, quiet or slow. Hm.

What are you doing awake?

Just got back home from a dinner party.

Ooooooh, fancy!

Ha no. Just a friend’s birthday is all.

Meet any potential lovers?

Mmmmmm no.


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OITNB Season 5 Review

The Good
- Flaritza had so many iconic lines and they’re the absolute bestest friends, I loved them so much!
- Red was delightful, I’m constantly surprised by how well written her character is and how Kate Mulgrew is still able to infuse her character with this manic energy that is just hella enjoyable. I’m excited to see where she’ll go in Season 6, because her development is always amazing.
- Alex and Piper were 500% better than any season. Piper is a lot stronger than before, with a more introspective and balanced feeling to herself, while still having the same flaws as previous seasons. The pair overall works a lot better when they aren’t the spotlight pair and are able to just BE a couple. That proposal and the leadup with Piper’s mom and the tattoos were the best.
- Those flashbacks with the tattoos were the strongest flashbacks this season. I just wish all the flashbacks were this integral to the characters and story. (Watson’s flashback also kinda fits, but it wasn’t quite as strong)
- Taystee (Danielle Brooks) deserves all the awards. That was MVP this season. She had such a strong hols on the plot and kinda slips into that lead role that Piper vacated. It works extremely well.
- The focus of the season was so tight that (narrative filler withstanding) everything felt important.
- The amount of monolgues this season was brilliant. As an actor, I always love a well written monologue that is able to convey strong character. These come up soooo much, giving characters like Soso, Nicky, and Piper some of their strongest material. Suzanne also kills it with her monolgues, Uzo is brilliant.
- Daya gets the strongest development and ugh I’m feeling really bad for her, but I’m also glad she’s ignoring her mother and making her own choice. Also happy that the baby will be safe.
- Some characters like Sophia and Soso aren’t big players, but their actions and the power of their actors made them fantastic. Soso has a myriad of powerful moments and I’m just amazed.
- That finale with them all in the pool was spectacular.
- Caputo is still a very strong character.
- There are some brief little looks into the other charavters of the world, with looks into Maria’s boyfriend and Taystee’s daughter. I love these moments. They work so well.
- Gloria and Maria are still very strong characters, so I hope they get to keep growing.
- The stripper moment with the guard was iconic.

The Bad:
- The Nazis and The Methheads. Although they have some interesting moments, they were overall just narrative fluff. They were around for weird comedy and filler.
-A lot of the season has some filler plots. The bits with the methheads, the bits with Pennsatucky’s trial, some other plotlines.
- The flashbacks also tended to lack necessity. Many of them, while interesting, are extremely superfluous to the characters, either telling us information we could guess or that could easily be explained in dialogue.
- The balance of comedy and drama this season is extremely poor. Although it is extremely funny and dramatic, a lot of times we are subject to forced comedy to try and break away from the heavy drama. Stupid shit like the Nazis and the methheads plus the weird sexual harassment is done very poorly.
- This is more of a worry for the future than anything. The fact that everyone is being separated could prove to be a problem next season, so hopefully this all works out. I have faith.
- I don’t like Aleida. Her scenes just sorta suck this season.
- Sister Ingalls might be very dead/dying and I’m worried.

The Problematic:
- Piscatella’s backstory basically just being about how he’s sadistic cause he’s gay. He just gets too psychotic as the season progresses and begins to feel too inhuman. He does provide some of Red’s most interesting development, whoch I love, so he gets a bit of a pass.
- All the moments were the girls sexually harass the guards that are played for laughs. There are good dramatic moments of this, but a lot of the time it just feels awkward and disgusting to watch.
- Coates. That punkass rapist still around and it’s still hella messy.

Overall: Done messily, but the ambition of the season and the strength of it’s actors pull it through. It is an extremely strong season with a few low points, but the season presented enough brilliance to make up for it’s flaws.

Thanks for reading, you guys are cool.

Lots of new art is coming soon, guys! It’s been one heck of a month. I’ve been busy setting up my voice acting business (and I booked a gig! Whoo!), working on some things for local studio, rearranging general adult things, vacationing, and recovering from getting super sick on vacation. (I’m pretty much back to normal now–thanks so much for your well wishes!)

I’m currently in the process of sifting through old art so I can put a lot of it up for sale! While it’s a little emotional because I do get attached to some pieces (including a few that I’m not willing to part with), a) let’s be honest here, I really need the money; planning some cool things for the future, and b) I’ve had quite a few wonderful people asking if anything is for sale. The answer is yes! I just have to post it all! 

So thank you all so much for your patience while I get back in the groove. Stay tuned for Phantomy goodness and Phantom pieces for sale! 

And no, I haven’t forgotten about Phantom. As if I could ever. I’ve read two novel-length phanfics in the past month. I am still 100% certified gold Phantom trash. 

anonymous asked:

I need to yell about this with someone: raw ribs story changed! It used to feature Jared with Gen and now it features Jensen! I love it:) Also does this new #lifelessons vid on insta feature bearded!Jensen? Makes one wonder what's going on, why it was shoot like that and released specifically now. Is there smth interesting going on maybe? Sorry, it's a condition of suspicion)

Hello, dear anon!

The ribs story does seem a little different than how it was told at NJ con in 2015.

(27:08) Jared explains that he ate the ribs after a late flight from LA to Vancouver and felt really, really sick the next day. Jensen seems to know all about it, but they don’t expressly state that they were living together at the time. 

The new version seems to imply Jared was drunk when it happened and they had been out for drinks (did I understand this right?). Apparently Jared had eaten some raw, marinating ribs while Jensen was sleeping. 

I don’t think I’ve heard the version with G you mentioned, but this seems to be the same story, told from two different perspectives. Both of them include Tom Welling and they both mention this happened during the filming of the ep Wishful Thinking. 

As for Jensen’s vid, it seems to have been shot at the Austin house (compare the sofas here and here), Jensen’s tattoo is peeking out of his shirt.

As for the beard, it doesn’t seem very long from what little evidence we have here. I would say that the video is very recent, although I don’t know when it was taken. Whenever the fab four start posting simultaneously, trying to drive a point home (D: Daddy’s home! G: Family vacation!), I become suspicious. We’ll see how this Thanksgiving turns out, though. 

Thanks for the message, sweet anon! If you have a link to the ribs story with G, I’d love to see it. Please throw me a PM? I won’t disclose your url with anyone. Have a fabulous day!

Yes, I think really, Rafa and myself; I think we showed that biggest rivals can be also friends and I think that hopefully it’s gonna lead to something also down the road. One thing I’d like to add is that I hope that they - the matches are not gonna be always too friendly. I think it’s important to forget friendship for a second, play hard but always fair, you know. But I think it is important to forget that friendship for a little bit. When the match is over, and the handshake is warm, you know, you’re friends again. But during the match itself, you have to forget a little bit about it and I think Rafa and me, we really do that very well, and when the match is over we’re casual, we’re relaxed. We spend a lot of time in restaurants, player lounges, locker rooms, you name it. We do a lot of promotion for a lot of the tournaments around the world, and Rafa’s a great guy you know, and honestly, when I will look back on my career, I will think a lot about Rafa; that I had a lot of moments with him, so I really am ha - maybe we can do some great things also moving ahead in the future? Maybe we can play some exhibition matches when we’re older, maybe we can create something fun in the business maybe together; who knows, you know? So I really - I think it’s great for both of us to be good friends and he’s just had a great big venture now that he’s starting with the Rafa Nadal Academy. So I was on vacation when he told be all about it. At the IPTL we saw each other and played each other there in India, and I was on the plane with him and I asked him, ‘so, tell me a little bit about the academy that you’re building in Majorca’ and he told me all about it and I went on vacation and and I spoke to my wife, I was on the beach and I thought, my - you know, it’s incredible what Rafa is building in Majorca. If it was me, my Academy, I wished that Rafa would call me up and say, 'do you need any help?’ you know, and as I don’t have an academy, I said, well, I’ll call him up and say, 'tell me Rafa if you need my help, if you need an exhibition match, if you want me to promote your academy, if you want me to come and open it with you, let me know.’ And he invited me over, we had this great big celebration for his academy and he was very happy and I think it also made our friendship even deeper, which is great.

376 days were enough for Y/N to meet Harry after building herself up, only to be teared again into the same pieces she was once left.

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allisonswan  asked:

#only now i'm pretty sure sansa is stressing how to keep all three of her supremely extra siblings alive.. It was bad enough when it was just Jon's extra she had to worry about now she's got 3 of them

Seriously…girl better get a raise or a vacation to the Summer Isles or something when this whole ‘battle for the dawn nonsense is over’. 

I about died laughing last night because I think initially when Arya mentioned her list, Sansa was like “Oh lol…well I get that. I’ve definitely wished certain people would drop dead. Janos Slynt. Joffrey. A certain abscess from the Fingers who will not take a hint.” But then she sees Arya fighting Brienne and Sansa’s face drops and it’s just like “Oh shit…she wasn’t speaking figuratively. She means a list of people she ACTUALLY is going to kill. Oh lawd give me strength. I need some strongwine and a lemoncake.” 

About That Boy (Jason Todd x Reader)

A/N: I’m sorry this took so long but here it is! I hope you enjoy it i loved writing it!
tgwltw said to attackonbatboys:

Hi! Saw that your requests are open so I thought I’d send in one! Can you do one with a batboy of your choice with this? “Hey, it’s me, can you open your door? I locked myself out of my apartment and my landlord’s on vacation.” or something along that lines! Thank you! Hope all goes well! X

“Mom, yes I know I understand. I shouldn’t live here I grew up in gotham.” You shook your head unpacking some things in your small bludhaven apartment. You grew up in gotham but decided to move over to bludhaven since you found a job at a diner down the street from your apartment.

“I know sweetheart I just wish you could still live in gotham” Your mom said a dark sad tone in her voice as she took out one of your jackets. “You wore this when you were young, You still fit in it?” You nodding grinning and finished unpacking the dishes. You looked at your mom smirking as she stared back at you

“What is it mom?” You said with a grin on your mouth. “Any new boys texting you lately?” She said with a grin and you rolled your eyes throwing her jacket towards her “Yes mom my neighbor happens to be attractive. No! Of course not. I’ve lived here 3 days and we just finished unpacking”

You giggles at her wiggling her eyebrows. Your mom was such a goof which you loved but when it came to boys she was a real hoot “I have to work soon mother can I call you later?” You started walking towards the door pushing her out and you smirked waving goodbye as she walked out the door.

You sighed hearing a voice down the hall and you jumped as you saw a large figure leaning against the rail to the stairs. You looked at him your eyes meeting his crossing your arms “Are you the one who always has britney spears blasting at 2 am?” You smirked as the figure nodded “Do you not blast it at 2 am?”

“Frankly i’ve never thought about it..” He smirked and stuck his hand out to shake yours as you slipped your hand into his shaking it pulling it away wiping it on your shirt “I’m Jason by the way” You nodded responding back quickly “I’m (F/N)..I live right there” You pointed to the apartment you were living in.

Jason nodded reaching in his pocket for the keys to his apartment as you glanced over at his pocket hearing no key jingle. You heard a mumble as you walked back into your apartment shutting the door going to sit on the couch. Meanwhile jason was still trying to find the keys to his apartment.

Jason noticed that you walked away as he groaned leaning against his apartment door “I just locked myself out..the keys are in the hood..” He smirked and looked over at your apartment strutting over to your door “this is why I go in through the window”

You cocked an eyebrow hearing a knock on the door as you opened it sligthly “Uh…Jason?” You were confused and it was obvious he was embaresed the fact that he was running his hands through his hair every 2 seconds gave it away. You smiled at him and he looked at you “See uh…hey it’s me. I locked myself out of my Apartment and my landlord is on vacation..”

Jason looked at you and you opened the door “come on in.” You groaned as he walked in. “How do you manage to keep everything clean?” You sat back down on the couch as he shut the door “I just moved in so..expect a shit hole in 2 or 3 weeks” Jason nodded standing there in a awkard stance

“You can sit on the couch next to me or the chair..Shoes on the matt please!” You clicked the tv on tucking your knees into your chest as he sat on the other side of the couch. You looked over at your phone seeing a phone call from your mother getting up “I’ll be back” You picked up the phone walking over to the kitchen

Her voice was loud on the phone as you lowered the volume “So, how’s everything going so far? Is everyone nice?” You nodded and peaked out from the kitchen seeing jason watching tv as you admired his muscles in a T-shirt “Yeah.. SO.About that boy..”

Alright so I think that uh jason listens to Britney Spears at 2 am ;)


I’m constantly defending found-footage/docu-horror movies, but my defense usually goes a lot like “OK, yeah, there’s a lot of trash, but it’s not ALL trash, and I’m not just talking about Chronicle”, followed by me trying to remember movies that aren’t Chronicle and dodging objects thrown at me by Cloverfield defenders (look, I watch these movies for fun, so I have to respect your life choices, but we’re just going to have to agree to disagree on that one). ANYWAY, the point of this post is that now I have an actual list that I can show to people to demonstrate that there is some decent/not boring found-footage/docu-horror out there. These are my top 10 favorite ones (of what I’ve watched so far), and they’re sort of in order:

  1. The Dinosaur Project: I like this one because, well, dinosaurs, the effects are actually pretty good, and, for a horror movie, it’s a lot of fun (DINOSAURS). I also really like the ending.
  2. The Tunnel: This movie is sufficiently creepy throughout (AUSTRALIA, MAN), helped a lot by the very claustrophobic feel of the tunnels. I still don’t know what the hell that thing is, but I do know that I think “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!” every single time I rewatch this. 
  3. Banshee Chapter: First of all, I have to mention that this is one of those movies that falls into the “someone’s filming but all our characters are in front of the camera” trap during some parts, but I honestly think it adds to this one, in a strange way. It’s really not at all what I expected, and there are a lot of moments where you, along with the characters, wonder if any of it’s real. Also, I almost pissed myself AT LEAST twice.
  4. Afflicted: This movie is HELLA. I honestly don’t know what to say. It’s a really great movie and a really great horror movie that just happens to be done in the found-footage style.
  5. Evidence (2012): I specified the year on this one because someone else made another found-footage movie called Evidence a year later, but this one is MUCH better (or so I think). I don’t even know where to start with this one. It’s one hell of a ride, that’s for sure. It’s all normal (for a horror movie) at the beginning and then proceeds off the deep end at a very high speed and just keeps diving deeper and deeper. 
  6. As Above, So Below: This one is a lot like Evidence in that what you think it’s going to be at the beginning is not at all what it turns out to be. It is also one hell of a ride. I sort of stumbled out of the theater in a daze the first time I saw this, trying to figure out what the hell I’d just seen (the second time was mostly spent suppressing laughter because the two other people in the theater with me were legit screaming at certain points).
  7. Lake Mungo: I wouldn’t really consider this a straight-up horror movie, in that it’s not really outright scary (except for that one jump scare, OH GOD), but it’s HELLA FUCKING CREEPY. There’s a sequence at the very end that just made my skin crawl.
  8. Incident At Loch Ness: This is also not really scary, but it’s HILARIOUS. It’s a movie about a guy making a movie about Werner Herzog making a movie about the Loch Ness Monster, and IT’S AS RIDICULOUS AS THAT SOUNDS.
  9. The Wicksboro Incident: I feel the need to make a disclaimer about the quality of this movie. It’s a VERY low budget movie, and some of the effects could use some work, but that’s the ONLY reason this isn’t higher up on the list. It’s like that COPS episode of The X-Files, but on a shoestring budget.
  10. Exists: This movie is what happens when someone is watching one of those Jack Link’s “Messin’ With Sasquatch” commercials and thinks to themselves “how could I make this into a full-length movie?”, and then proceeds to actually write that movie, and I have to say that I really liked the answer to that question.

Of course, those aren’t the ONLY good movies, but I wanted to keep the list short, so here are 5 honorable mentions:

  1. Haunted Poland: This is probably the realest found footage film in terms of filler content (so it’s kind of boring in spots, since it’s normal vacation stuff). It’s what we all WISHED Paranormal Activity had been.
  2. The Hunted: I just really liked this one. It’s kind of generic, in terms of story, but it’s executed well and it’s also genuinely creepy.
  3. The Bay: I know that a lot of people think this is the best ever, and I won’t deny that this one is good, but I think that the quality of a lot of the video is TOO good. That’s probably in my top 5 found-footage pet peeves, to be honest. It’s hella gross, though, and also hella creepy.
  4. Grave Encounters: A LAUGH RIOT, but not very scary (to me, at least).
  5. The Frankenstein Theory: This one is kind of the opposite of The Hunted, wherein it’s a good story with a somewhat generic execution, but it’s still a good movie.