wish i was as cool as you


Dealing with mortality was so much easier when I was just another clueless idiot. Being a celestial insider really sucks. I used to walk around thinking maybe reincarnation was real. Sure, it sounded bonkers, but I could still wonder, still hope. What if I came back as a chameleon or something? Chameleons are cool. But now I know that’s never happening, because I know, you know, everything, including where I’m headed when when this is over. And where is that? Where do you think? I wish I’d never met any of you.

anonymous asked:

could i have a cute fic/reaction for mercy, sombra, tracer &pharah of them comforting their gf when they’re scared of a horror film or the dark or smth like that???? u don’t have to write for all of them :))):):):)) tytytyy

i’ll do tracer and pharah bc i don’t have a lot about them here lol

also i couldnt make any cool horror film references bc im too scared to watch em rip

ALSO hey guys thanks for 100 followers, gonna cry, never expected this so quickly wow

the inbox is still closed!! please stop sending requests, i’ll make a post when it’s open again


  • Fareeha loves horror movies. She’s seen the classics tens of times and knows them practically word for word, and badly wishes for the two of you to watch one together. There’s a one time screening of The Shining at your local cinema, and you’d better believe she’s first in line to purchase tickets. Not just standard seats - the pricey leather ones tucked snugly away in the back row with the best view of the screen. The soldier wants to make sure that you’re completely engrossed in the action for your first time viewing her favourite movie.
  • You’re anxious when she shows you the tickets - but Fareeha looks so happy and you don’t wish to disappoint your girlfriend. She’s had a hard week at work and if this is her way of relaxing, you want to indulge her. You’d prefer to just take her out for dinner, but, each to their own you decide, pulling on a jacket as Pharah takes you by the hand and leads you out of the house. “You look nice, sweetheart.” she grins, tempted to swoop you into her arms and carry you bridal style to the theater. Your girlfriend loves you so much, she thinks you’re so out of her league, and is so glad that you’re going with her. She knows that horror isn’t your favourite genre, so she appreciates the effort.
  • She notices you swallow hard as the two of you take your seats, and her eyebrows furrow in concern as she hears you take a shallow breath. “The film hasn’t started yet, you know.” she chuckles, resting a strong hand on your thigh as she leans closer to your ear “The only thing to be scared of right now is the amount of money we just spent on this fucking popcorn.”
  • The soldier frowns as she sees you tremble and shield your eyes as the opening credits begin rolling. She’s not upset at you - she’s upset at herself. Pharah hates that you’ve made yourself uncomfortable for her. Promptly, she lifts you with one hand and carries you out of the screening, already planning something else the two of you could do. After much internal debate, she decides to take you out to your favourite restaurant. She’ll cuddle with you at night to make sure you sleep well and wake you up with breakfast in bed.


  • Lena isn’t the biggest fan of horror films. Sure, she can endure them - as long as there isn’t excessive gore - but the genre hasn’t really ever captured her interest. She likes thrillers, especially if they seem plausible in the real world. Ghosts, demons and poltergeists don’t really scare Tracer - the thought of being stalked by a serial killer, on the other hand, sends chills up her spine.
  • So naturally, when you approach her with shoddy looking slasher film from the 80′s, she’s a little skeptical. “C’mon babe, you can’t think that looks good. Where’d you find that tattered thing?” she smirks, taking the DVD box from you for closer examination. Gently, she opens case and takes out the DVD, staring at the disc with exaggerated amazement as she puts on her best David Attenborough impression. “Wow. Look at this relic. In the age of internet, one would’ve thought that these ancient forms of entertainment would’ve been long extinct.”
  • Still, she rises from the couch with a sigh and sets up the DVD for you. Lena will probably do some work on her laptop while the film plays, so she doesn’t mind the background noise. She also loves the way you cling to her when the tension builds, and the way you bury your head in her neck when the jump scares pop up. Even shitty 90′s flicks have there perks, she smiles to herself, setting back into the sofa and turning on her laptop. You want to protest, but Tracer’s already typing up a rather formal looking report and you decide to just snuggle into her side instead. 
  • Barely five minutes in, you gasp into your girlfriend’s shoulder and cover your eyes, disturbed by the horrible death being performed on screen. Lena cant help but giggle at your fear, finding it adorable as you wrap your limbs around her arm. “Want me to turn it off?” she smiles, seizing the opportunity to kiss your flushed cheek at she reaches for the remote. After seeing you nod, she switches it off closes her laptop. “Don’t freak out darling, it’s not real!” Tracer reassures you, running her thumbs over your cheekbones and kissing your hairline. “How about we watch something more lighthearted?” she suggests, pulling up a list of comedies for you to choose from.

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Translations by @_beautifulamber on Twitter

TR 171121 on PowerPM Radio
DJ: What do celebrities usually talk abt when they meet? specially idols?
Seulgi: I used to talk w Amber unnie abt music quite often
Wendy: Right. Amber unnie
DJ: aha music -
- Seulgi: We used to talk abt music or our future w Amber unnie
Wendy: Yes we do
S: (talk) together (w Wendy & Amber) often
W: Amber unnie used to comfort us over
DJ: What do you guys talk abt future?
S: Amber unnie is always full of passion. I learn it from her -
- Seulgi: Amber unnie supports us often for challenging somethig in kinda this way more. Thanks to her, I can challenge
DJ: cool
Wendy: Amber Unnie is the one who always talk to us that she wishs us to love more music and never give up music -
- Wendy: (Amber unnie used to tell us) even if it comes to pain, only think abt what you love and run ahead.


✩ “I have to work harder than anyone else to make it! I’ll never catch up otherwise…! I want to be like you…! Like you. The strongest hero!” (๑و•̀ω•́)و  ✩
Midoriya Izuku | Aka Deku | Birthday gift for my lovely Olivia~ (*’∀’人)♥

🎇 Happy New Year from Draco & Harry 🎇 


I went to Florida’s Megacon today!!

These were some of my favorite costumes Ft. a McCree who looked terrified of me when we made eye contact.


Bakugou Katsuki | Quirk: EXPLOSION |
Happy Birthday to my sweet Fay bby! ( @yuuchiroz )

For everyone seeing BMC this weekend

This is super cool and I️ hope you have a lot of fun!!! However I know this might be a lot of your first times seeing a live show, and while this is super exciting for everyone, its important to make sure you’re respectful to the actors during the performance.

Please don’t sing along during the show, or shout things at the actors. Don’t boo when you see the squip, or when Christine and Jeremy get together, even if you wish that was Michael and Jeremy smooching. Just show the same courtesy you would when watching a movie at the theaters. If you try to record the show and are approached and asked to stop, do so, do not argue with them over why boots should be legal and how your friends in other places deserve to see the show too. I️ get it, I’m sure the people working on the show get it, but this is their job and you need to respect that.

Remember that while for all of you this is a fandom thing, for the actors it’s their job and it’s a show they’re doing, and they deserve respect for the love and hard work they’re putting into this show, not to just be compared to the original cast. Be respectful, and have a blast!!

I️ love this fandom and how passionate it is, and the fans are a big reason why this new performance is happening in the first place. So let’s continue to give these hard working performaners good impressions and experiences in regards to the fans!

maaaaaan y'all are annoying with your anti taylor swift’s album posts. who tf cares if you don’t like her or her music? some of us do!!!! why is “let people enjoy stuff in peace” such a controversial concept in tumblr dot com? it’s honestly so draining. who cares if “there are better albums out there”? different taste is a thing and maybe i don’t like those albums or like a different type of music??? or maybe i just can enjoy more than one artist at the same time?????? the fact that some of you are out here calling everyone who’s excited for the new album “uglies” or stuff like that is so childish and inmature tbfh. don’t y'all get tired of hating on everything people find nice? seriously grow tf up


trade mistakes // panic! at the disco

Thor: Ragnarok

welcome to another movie masterpost by me, and holy SHIT where do i begin. Let it be known that Loki has me fucking WHIPPED and Tom Hiddleston is a terrific actor

  • when he kept turning in the opening scene 
  • when he drops Mjölnir into that fire things’ mouth (i feel like that technique should’ve been used more often)
  • the music???? amazing
    • im really glad marvel is sorta going back to old classic rock songs and bright colors for their movies like it’s really great
  • Matthew fucking Damon???? Luke fucking Hemsworth???? amazing
  • I love how Thor just fuckin yeets his hammer to prove it’s Loki like how Extra
  • “You had one job. Just the one!”
  • their outfits when they get to earth are amazing those were some Looks™ 
  • “I’m not a witch.”   “Oh, really? Then why did you dress like one?”
  • I love Stephen Strange with all my heart
  • the way he fell out of the portal
  • the way Loki looks at Odin when he says “my sons” and “i love you” like  f u c k  i am capital d Dying
  • when they change their outfits 
  • Hela is amazing 
    • her outfit was dope
    • but get her out of those lil heels i still see that (i’m just salty about superwomen having heels)
  • the way she just fuckin shatters Mjölnir with so little effort 
  • “I’m just a janitor”
  • the way Hela like fell/flipped into the tomb thing was so dope
  • Fenris is a lorge boy but a good boy nontheless 
  • those arm gun things that Valkyrie had were pretty cool
  • Jeff Goldblum is an amazing actor and the Grandmaster is such a cool character
  • “Trash.”    “Were you just waiting to call her that? That doesn’t even start with a B.”
    • pretty much every interaction btw the Grandmaster and Topaz was hilarious
  • how excited Thor was when he saw Loki in the grandmaster’s place
  • “I pardon you….from life.”
  • That little shimmy the grandmaster does when he’s eyeballing Loki
  • i know i overexaggerate everything that i say both in real life and on this site but literally everything that came out of Korg’s mouth made me laugh my fucking ass off including:
    • “Oh yeah, it’s like a circle…but like, a freaky circle.”
    • “Piss off, ghost!”
    • “Hey man.”
    • “Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off?”
    • “Guys can we please clean the weapons off after your fight?”
  • i found out that the movie did like a Make-a-Wish thing and this kid was chillin with Chris Hemsworth and was like “Yeah it’d be funny if when you saw Hulk you were like ‘he’s a friend from work’” and Chris was like damn good idea bro and just went with it
  • Heimdall is a badass and him fighting was crazy cool to watch
  • I love Valkyrie’s relationship with Hulk 
  • when Thor throws the ball thing at the window and it comes back and hits him, then he jumps up and does that little punch
  • the Loki/Valkyrie fight scene
  • the flashback to when Hela and the valkyries fought was so fucking awesome i got chills when they all came riding in
  • “Welcome, strongest Avenger.”    “hh, what?”
  • i really love @markruffalo and his acting so im gonna tag him in it so he can maybe see this and know that i love him
  • “the sun is going down, it’s getting low, the sun is low,”
  • “Tony wears his pants so…tight.”
  • the way Loki says “surpriiise.”
  • the whole story where Loki turns into a snake to scare and then stab Thor was so fucking funny
    • i also found out that there were so many iterations of that story like im pretty sure Chris Hemsworth changed it every time he did that scene
    • im also like 60% sure that Tom Hiddlestone’s laugh in that scene was real and they just left it in
  • man just that whole elevator scene, like Loki just really loves his bro (also great acting on Chris and Tom’s part)
  • “We’re not doing get help.”     …     “Get help!”
    • alternatively: this bitch empty YEET
  • the biggest sigh left my body when Loki tried to turn Thor in like binch,,,,give it a rest just be kind to ur bro
  • the way Bruce fell out of the ship
  • that absolute power walk by Valkyrie oh my god 
  • as soon as Thor landed on the bridge with his lightning powers i nutted
  • Loki fighting will always be fucking A1 spectacular like wow
  • there’s a meme somewhere on tumblr that’s like “me when i see Loki looking at the Tesseract” and then its that pic of Michael Scott with the “[softly]: don’t” caption and bitch if that ain’t me
  • i was robbed of that hug scene:
    • Thor: “If you were here i might actually hug you.” 
    • Loki: *catches the thing*
    • Loki: “I’m here.”
    • Me: “HUG HIM
  • Thor’s dorky little wave to the Asgardians at the end

wow that was really long but i just rly like this movie and will probably see it 8 more times