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Klance Beauty and the Beast AU

as okay, so i now most Klance Beauty and The Beast Aus have Lance as Belle but here me out. 

Lance as the Beast. because he sees himself as a beast, and the lack of love the witch saw was Lance’s lack of self love. also if you say well the beast is a hot head and Lance isn’t. bitch have you seen Lance WE WERE RIVALS Mcclain? he can have a temper.

Keith as Belle. he is such a beauty duh. and Belle is totally head strong. she knows what she wants like Keith, also Belle was an outcast like Keith can be seen as, Galra blood, likes to be alone. 

Shiro as Maurice, dad dad, space dad, like the same person.Maurice likes inventing things, Shiro was a robot arm. 

Zarkon as Gaston. ((haven’t put to much thought in to this one yet sorry))

Lotor as LeFou. ((also haven;t thought much on this one.))

Haggar as The Witch. because well….she’s a witch…=P

Hunk as Lumiere. because he is totally a little charmer/romantic 

Pidge as Cogsworth. both like mechanical stuff, both are done with your shit. 

Coran as Ms.Potts. the kind wise old one.

Allura as Chip. spunky and adorable. thinks outside the box.

Shay as Plumette because Hay/Shank or whatever their ship name is are cute. 

lol this is just a silly little thing i wanted to do. say idea. i may post more of my thoughts and stuff, maybe a little ficlet, may be art. lol idk…idk if anyone would even want that haha.

“Walk in a straight line.”

“I can’t- I can’t do that.”

“Okay, then recite the alphabet backwards from Z to A”

“Backwards?”

“Yes.”

“Can’t do that shit. Why don’t you try?”

“Oh. See, we got a wise one here, huh?”

“I’m not fucking wise, Chip”

“I just can’t recite my alphabet backwards. Can’t even do that shit sober.”

“Listen, smart ass. You can either do the sobriety test, or I can take you to the hospital and you can do a blood test. What do you wanna do?“

“Y-X-Z… F-U-C-K U! U! U! U! U! U! FUCK YOU!”

Palo Alto (2014) | dir. Gia Coppola

NWSL Fantasy League Rules

First of all, just wanna say thank you to all of the people interested and hope that this will be a fun experience for all of you. This format of rules is based off of the Official BPL Fantasy League (which I’m in). So let’s get straight to the rules.


Selecting your First Squad:

Every person will begin by making a team of 15 players, selecting 2 goalkeepers, 5 defenders, 5 midfielders, and 3 forwards. You can choose anyone you like but there can only be a maximum of 3 players from each team. From there using your 15 players, you will choose your Starting XI, using any formation of your choosing (minimum of 3 defenders starting, max of 5). Once you are satisfied with your selections, you can submit your team to me using THE SUBMIT OPTION, not my messaging system or by the ask box, just to make it a bit easier for me to organize this.


Managing your Team:

Like mentioned before, using your 15 players, you will select your Starting XI, and that is where you will get your points. Your remaining 4 subs will be on your bench. You’ll have your backup goalie and 3 players that you will choose in order depending on who you want subbed in first. These subs will only get points if one of your players in your Starting XI does not play a single minute of the game. In that case, your first player will be automatically be put in your Starting XI, if they played that game.

You will also be selecting a captain and a vice-captain for your team. Whoever you select as your captain will get double the points. If your captain doesn’t play the game, then your vice-captain will get the double points.


Making Transfers:

After every match week, you can make only 1 TRANSFER for the next series of games if you are unsatisfied with any one of your players. You can choose any player you want. There is no transfer budget. If you decide not to use your free transfer one week, don’t worry, you’ll still have your free transfer. You will get another one the following week.


Chips:

Each person will get chips that you can use to help rack up some extra points. You can only use each chip ONCE so use your chips wisely. Here are the chips.

All-Out Attack - Your formation so that you can have a 2-5-3 formation for the next Gameweek
Bench Boost - Your bench will be able to receive points for the next Gameweek
Triple-Captain - Instead of your captain getting double the points, she will get triple the points.
Wildcard (can use twice in 1 season) - The wildcard will give you an unlimited number of transfers for the next Gameweek.


Points System:

*Assists will be lenient. For example, if a player shoots and it’s saved and someone rebounds the goal, the first shooter gets the assist.


You may submit to be your teams for the first weekend whenever you want, as long as it’s before April 16. If you have any questions about anything at all, feel free to ask me. I will still take more people if anyone is interested, but maybe I’ll cut it off at 100 since I have to do everything by hand. Anyways, below I’m tagging everyone who is participating so that they see the rules.


Participants (85):
@aliciajw3 @nuts-of-wonder @ilovicecream97 @jojo2chen @saritas-anatomy
@alikriegy-s @uswntobin17 @nohomeheath @socceraf @thestoriesilltell
@an-untitled-fan @aribabe2400 @afanoffandoms @ash-and-kriegs
@placeboo26 @mercedeshhf @uswnt2k15 @jadedheart13 @kopunch5
@5-ko-19 @executivesurfboard @gibbitron @annafoster124 
@freetheuswntbench @doseofuswnt @l0vinguswnt @gabybargueta
@houstoncreamsicles @chelseywrites @littlesass @peoplecallmecoach
@hilariouswomen @panicinthedrivethru @porcupinoe @talleyyo @debsof
@heartstuckinlondon @lildevilrocks @uusswwnnttt @live-love-woso 
@kelleyohara-19 @k0hara5 @socceristhegameilove @nardleylloyd
@wososhow @teddypicket @ccvalenzp @lezzinparis @uswnt-graphics
@ruarc @technogryffin @gayforuswnt @uswnt-bloedhgarm @djlaine
@uswntiscool @justtryagainfailagainfailbetter @doyousmellapples
@tobinswifey @juliejohnstonstackles @apples91 @ruthacity @tobiin
@optimisticpizza @23strongerthanyou @promisesbacktotheeastcoast
@talex17 @ali-kriegers-socks @lizheda @iwasontimetothis @kelleyobadass
@dreamsarelikecommercials @in-a-millionn-years @kelleyohh
@life-is-an-adventure @jfhobbit @ohhlivia @katelynburkett @captain-kriegy
@angrymeangoalkeeper @musicalover98 @youvebrynprazed @ko-is-bae-o
@perksofbeingamatchmaker @lizards-and-pumpkins @christenp23

Merle’s Angel

[This is for karenandthababes​, it’s a sequel to this little ficlet where Daryl got a call on Merle’s phone after Merle passed out drunk in front of Beth’s building. It’s from Merle’s perspective, and it’s about Merle’s relationship with Beth as much as it is about Beth/Daryl’s relationship.]

Sun shines through the open window, warming the entirety of the tiny apartment. Through the dim haze of sleep filter several sounds: the faint clang of pots and pans, the distant sound of a shower running, and the soft sweet sound of a feminine voice. It’s that and the smell of food in the air that makes Merle blink his eyes hazily open with a low groan.

He regrets opening his eyes the moment the sun hits them, sending a throbbing pain right through his temple. Hungover, again. It’s nothing new to him; the hangover at least. But the sounds and smells and the warmth, that’s new, and it takes him a few moments to figure out what the hell is going on.

He remembers only some of last night. His favorite new bar, a couple beers and oh yeah, that hot red-haired bartender with the magnificent rack and the tight little ass. The one that can get him to do just about anything, including paying for far too many shots of whiskey. He doesn’t remember much after that. Grabbing her ass and getting kicked out, being unable to find his bike, the bouncer from the bar shoving him unceremoniously into the back of a cab that had brought him…

Here. To the tiny apartment his baby brother had gotten a couple weeks ago, right after he’d started dating Beth. Or, as he likes to call her, Angel.

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