wireless laser

The iPhone X is $999.99

It better have:

128 GB storage minimum

Wireless charging

Waterproof

A FUCKING HEADPHONE JACK

Free access to Apple Music

GPS tracking that works WITHOUT wifi

2 sets of earbuds (wireless pod things and NORMAL FUCKING APPLE EARBUDS)

Automatically set up Lost My iPhone when you put in your iCloud info

Wirelessly start your car

Do all that shit that controls the lock and lights at your house

FUCKING RADIO OPTION THAT DOESN’T USE WIFI LIKE THE LITTLE IPOD NANO THAT LOOKS LIKE A SHUFFLE WITH A SCREEN

Built in laser pointer that works at the same time as recording video

Working wireless syncing to iTunes on Windows 7

The Sims Mobile

Download codes for every Sims game and expansion and game pack etc from all four games so far, with more being added as they develop (just like, in an update or something, you get a notification that’s like, “new Sims EP came out, here’s the code for you”)

Beacon to Homeworld

The genesis frog

999 Masterballs

Legit shiny: Celebi, Victini, Keldeo, Meloetta, Zygarde, Hoopa, Volcanion, Tapu Lele, Tapu Bulu, Tapu, Fini, Cosmog, Cosmoem, Solgaleo, Lunala, Nihilego, Buzzwole, Pheromosa, Xurkitree, Celesteela, Kartana, Guzzlord, Necrozma, Magearna, Marshadow


Add more in the comments I guess.