winteredits

Doofenshmirtz

Every time I watch the show and laugh about Doof and his giant nerd face and how much I adore him and god he’s such a loser and he just fails at everything… I suddenly remember all the ridiculously tragic backstories all at once and just lose it

he’s a double amputee who had his arm trapped under a boulder and nobody bothered to tell him he wasn’t like a starfish and it wouldn’t grow back, he was abandoned by his family multiple times and raised by wild ocelots, his parents missed like all his fucking birthdays including his birth, his only friend was a balloon that HE LOST and oh yeah he had to stay outside every night IN COLD EASTERN GERMANY WEATHER FOR YEARS AND NOT MOVE OR ELSE HE WOULD GET YELLED AT AND HE WAS LITERALLY NEVER ALLOWED TO MOVE

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

IN EASTERN GERMANY

ALL YEAR LONG

INCLUDING THE WINTER

EDIT: AND LIKE, HIS DAD NAMED HIS DOG ’ONLY SON’ BECAUSE HIS PARENTS ARE FUCKING AWFUL LIKE OBJECTIVELY THE WORST.

HOW IS DOOF NOT A MENTALLY BROKEN WRECK SOBBING ON THE FLOOR JESUS GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL HE IS A FUCKING SURVIVOR.

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“Winter’s eyes sparkled. There were times when Scarlet felt like she’d hardened her heart to the girl’s impeccable beauty — her thick hair and warm brown skin, her gold-tinged eyes and rosy lips. But then the princess would give her a look like that and Scarlet’s heart would skip and she would once again wonder how it was possible this wasn’t a glamour.” - Winter by Marissa Meyer

CINDER - SCARLET - CRESS - FAIREST

🕛Spanish Vocab - Time🕦

The week 🕛

el día - the day

el lunes - monday

el martes - tuesday

el miércoles - wednesday

el jueves - thursday

el viernes - friday

el sábado - saturday

el domingo - sunday

=> la semana - the week


The Year 🕛

el mes - the month

🌨 el enero - january

🌼 el febrero - february

🍃 el marzo - march

☔ el abril - april

🌹 el mayo - may

🌺 el junio - june

☉ el julio - july

🍁 el agosto - august

🍂 el septiembre - september

🎃 el octubre - october

🌫 el noviembre - november

🎄 el diciembre - december

=> el año - the year


The Seasons🕧

la temporada - the season

🌺 la primavera - spring

🌻 el verano - summer

🍁 el otoño - autumn

❄ el invierno - winter


EDIT: People clarified that you don’t use the article “el” before the days/months, I just wrote them down to remember that they are all masculine, but in a sentence you would say e.g. “No trabajo en enero.” -> I don’t work in January.