Stark Reunion Be Like
  • Sansa:Well it's just us to hold the Stark legacy now, Jon. And by that I mean just me, really, since you're a bastard and all.
  • Jon:Harsh.
  • Sansa:Deal with it, Brood Boy, we're all that's left of the Sta-
  • Bran:(thrown into room) WAIT! He's not even a Stark! He's a Targaeryn!
  • Sansa:...
  • Jon:...
  • Bran:(crawling forward) No really, I saw it while grabbing this tree...
  • Sansa:HOW THE MOTHER OF ALL FUCKS ARE YOU STILL ALIVE BRAN
  • Bran:I was trained by the Three-Eyed Raven, and Hodor helped me escape the Night King, and oh! Uncle Benjen's still fighting on the other side of the Wall!
  • Jon:HOW IS THAT FROZEN HARDASS STILL ALIVE IS HE JUST TOO MEAN TO DIE
  • Servant:Lady Sansa I have more missives from FUCK ME RUNNING IS THAT BRAN
  • Bran:what
  • Arya:(rips off servant face) BRAN OH MY GOD I'M SO HAPPY I DON'T HAVE TO AVENGE YOUR DEATH!!
  • Jon:
  • Sansa:
  • Bran:
  • Arya:oh, yeah, sorry, trained to be assassin, face-swap-thingy, list of people to kill. Blah blah backstory.
  • Sansa:How long have you BEEN here?!
  • Arya:Couple of weeks now. Your security is SHIT I've been watching you sleep and could have killed you a dozen times over. Can I have my old room back, btw?
  • Jon:I swear to whatever messed-up being brought me back from the dead, if one more of us comes out of the bloody woodwork I'll...
  • Lady Stoneheart:Yoooooooooooooooooo
  • First season:Winter is coming
  • Me:When will it arrive?
  • Second season:Winter is coming
  • Me:Yeah but when?
  • Third season:Winter is coming
  • Me:Isn't it a bit late?
  • Fourth season:Winter is coming
  • Me:Yeah whatever...
  • Fifth season ep. 1-7:Winter is coming
  • Me:What if I want it now?
  • Fifth season ep. 8:Winter has come
  • Me:TAKE IT BACK, TAKE IT FUCKING BACK! I DON'T WANT IT, I DON'T NEED IT!
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Mount Rainier National Park, Washington

I drove to Rainier for funsies today. I’ve never been. Conditions changed from rain to snowstorm over the course of 2 miles. Got wet. Fell off a tree. Almost hit an elk in my car. Had a blast.

More adventures over on my Instagram and Flickr :)

“Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.”

― George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones