winning loser

the truth doesn’t come to war holding a gun,
it comes with its arms out and its palms facing the sun,
spouting off with the same flattened doctrine it always has–
shoot me, fill me with holes, let my insides out; 
the same shovel you use to bury me
will be the one your grandchildren use to dig me up.
its funny how you think me the monster
but if you had your way
you’d be wearing my teeth around your neck
and you’d have my head hanging on your mantle–
you know, as the victorious do.
glory be to the hunter’s wall–
a mystical place where there is no distinction
between the lion or the elk,
a trophy is a trophy
the winner wins
the loser dies.
—  the hunter’s wall

last time i checked, my mother Julie Chen does not stand flawlessly on that BB stage every thursday night to say, “Welcome to Big Brother Jury House!

I’m getting so annoyed with so many conversations leading to “All I care about is making it to jury then it’s whatever.” Why are you on the show if your vision is not 100% laser-focused on final two? Who wants to bow out after a 50ish days and is content on just chilling instead of winning the game???????

phantom-mizero  asked:

Funny Hat Facts: Hats are going back to 30,000 BC, so they've been there for a really long time. In 1797 a man named John Hetherington was given a £500 fine for inciting riots in the streets, because he was wearing a top hat. It is said that it's great height and shiny silk luster incited terror and panic. Honestly Black Hat would probably, as soon as he heard of this, decide that the top hat will be his main look.

BH was probably like “this is it. the most villainous hat ever. i n e e d it.”

  • He gets into immediate rivalries with anyone who’s hat is tALLER THAN HIS–
  • “Flug do you see that.” “Boss it’s just a guy in a hat, what’s the pr–” “FLUG. YOU SEE THAT RIGHT?? THAT’S UNACCEPTABLE. HOW DARE THAT MAN COPY MY AESTHETIC IMPERSONATE MY IDENTITY! AND HE HAS THE GALL TO MAKE HIS HAT HIGHER THAN MINE???”
  • “uh boss i think he just likes wearing hats?” “Don’t be ridiculous Flug do you see how stupid that looks? What kind of moron wears a hat that tall!?!”
  • (Said hat is like. an inch taller than BH’s. Flug kinda stares at BH’s hat, then at BH, then back again. “really.”)
  • BH probably sells villain fashion tbh; branding and appearance are just as important for a client as the actual weaponry.
  • “NO CAPES. CAPES ARE SOOOO EARLY 2000′S– Have a coat instead. This is much, much edgier more evil.”
Rivals (Peter Maximoff x Reader)

Request: Can you write a one-shot with peter maximoff where they’re basically rivals and don’t really like each other and it ends up with them getting into a really awkward position(like locked in a cupboard or something) and they make up or something (Also can the reader have Cheshire cat like powers?)

Powers: Invisibly/Teleporting (No flying that’s just to much and no shape shifting)

Rating: T/Fluff

For: Anon

A/n: I don’t know if my username inspired you or what but this’ll be fun to write. 

Later A/n: THIS TOOK ME SO LONG TO WRITE BUT IM HAPPY I STAYED UP UNTIL LIKE 3:00 TO WRITE THIS SO PLEASE LIKE IT I’M GOING TO REGRET THIS TOMORROW

L/n= Last Name/Surname | N/N = Nickname

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anonymous asked:

Hi! Sorry I requested something earlier about the guys reacting the their gf sassing them in english, her native language, and I forgot to say which members! If you see this in time, could you do it for Wonho, Hyungwon, Minhyuk, and Changkyun please? Thank you!

Their reaction to you sassing them in English (Wonho, Hyungwon, Minhyuk & I.M)

Bold = English

Wonho; You two have been arguing, mostly joke-arguing about something stupid, when you sassed him in full English out of nowhere. He froze for a second before trying to copy what you said, getting half of it wrong with a huge accent, which made both of you end up laughing on the floor till tears rolled down your cheeks. 

Originally posted by mauloveskpop

Hyungwon; He wanted to take a selca with you, so you two found the perfect lighting and fixed your hair before posing, but Hyungwon was taking forever to take it, always ending up fixing his hair even though it looked fine, or changing the angles and positions.

..Oh my God, hurry up, Prince Charming..” 

You mumbled and rolled your eyes, which made Hyungwon look at you with wide eyes, before grinning. “Yah, it’s not the first time someone called me this, i’ll take it as a compliment.”

Originally posted by wonhontology

Minhyuk; You two decided to order some take away, and since you were really, really hungry and it was your favorite food, you wasted no time in digging in and eating, ignoring Minhyuk completely for a few minutes. 

..Stop eating so much!

Minhyuk frowned and nudged you gently,making you glare at him. “Stop talking so much.” You replied in English and continued eating, leaving the poor boy speechless. 

Originally posted by monstaxmemes

I.M;You two were playing video games, both of your eyes shooting lasers at the TV screen, concentrated to no end. Yet both of you were nudging each other, trying to make each other lose the game.

Ha! Eat dirt, loser!

You grinned and nudged him. He nudged you back and copied you, “Ha! Not so fast, loser!” before winning the game, making you pout and drop the controller on the couch. 

I.M the winner! Ow-!” Changkyun laughed when you slapped his arm, both of you ending up in giggles. 

Originally posted by eunhasmom

-L♥

2p’s Stuck in an Elevator with Their Crush

(GIF TIME MOTHER FUCKERS)

2p! America:

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2p! England:

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2p! Canada:

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2p! France:

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2p! China: 

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2p! Russia:

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2p! Italy:

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2p! Germany:

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2p! Japan:

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2p! Romano:

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2p! Prussia:

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2p! Austria

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